Hold Onto The Damn Ball, Dude - Deadspin Comments

Hold Onto The Damn Ball, Dude

The Gut of Cecil Fielder — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:35:38 EDT

@BarrySagittarius: This is Boston.

I think you mean W-I-C-K-E-D S-M-A-H-T

The Gut of Cecil Fielder

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Whitey Fisk — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:13:52 EDT

The Pirates would like to know how he handles a bat.

Whitey Fisk

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BarrySagittarius — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:52:52 EDT

I am so smart.
I am so smart.
S-M-R-T.
I mean, S-M-A-R-T.

/drops ball

BarrySagittarius

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supermike5alive — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:42:22 EDT

i have a manny foul ball, so there.

HE THREW IT AT A BLACK GUY RACIST DOUCHE SIMMONS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

supermike5alive

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Sheepblog — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:38:44 EDT

Come on...all these comments and not one mention of Buckner. I guess it was too easy.

Sheepblog

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David Hume — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:24:05 EDT

To complete the circle, a hawk should drop a half dead vole on his head.

David Hume

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sir_pantsalot — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:23:36 EDT

It pains me to even type this but Tony Romo sympathises with this guy.

sir_pantsalot

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The Teufel Shuffle — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:23:24 EDT

Man, Chuck Knoblauch let himself go.

The Teufel Shuffle

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Barry Lutz — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:22:05 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Or "cold spaghetti."

/Wiggle'd

Barry Lutz

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DumpsterDining — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:22:02 EDT

On the plus side, Matt Millen is now considering using a draft pick on this guy.

DumpsterDining

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Arriaga_II — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:21:33 EDT

Maybe he was still disoriented from being power-bombed over the rails at Yankee stadium this weekend.

Arriaga_II

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sir_pantsalot — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:20:30 EDT

He could take this to another level of douchiness by filing a law suit to get the ball back that he possessed for 20 seconds before he dropped it and someone stole it.

sir_pantsalot

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Artie Fufkin — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:17:43 EDT

Bad Catch Fella being Bad Catch Fella

Artie Fufkin

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:16:39 EDT

Maybe he thought he heard someone yell "hot potato".

Weed Against Speed

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Paul Zuvella — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:15:09 EDT

This is not the first time he has dropped something. You should see the scars on his kids' heads.

Paul Zuvella

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I Shot the Sherrill, But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:14:31 EDT

@Chamomiles Davis: I was about to say, Bartman wishes he had this guy's hands.

I Shot the Sherrill, But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:11:30 EDT

He was nervous because Mrs. Ted Kaczynski was sitting just behind him to the left. She was strangely stroking something, probably an explosive device. I don't blame the guy.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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7-8 Deville — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:10:28 EDT

@MeSoHornsby: Boo this man!

7-8 Deville

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:09:21 EDT

And your new spokesperson for the Butterfinger candy bar is...

Brazil Thrill

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MeSoHornsby — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:08:31 EDT

D'OH!
/Homer'd

Ha-Ha!
/Nelson'd

MeSoHornsby

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Carmen McFanzone — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:08:03 EDT

@Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter:

So now we know Marty Brennaman's screen name.

Carmen McFanzone

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J-No — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:07:47 EDT

Please send this video to Marty Brennamen. I think we have a new "Most Obnoxious Fans" in baseball.

J-No

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:06:03 EDT

@Chief Wahoo: Did you predict he was going to drop that?

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:05:44 EDT

He was just doing his Milton Bradley impression. No big.

Lady Andrea

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Barry Lutz — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:05:07 EDT

I applaud him for not leg-whipping a little kid to get to the ball.

Barry Lutz

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Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:03:35 EDT

Another fine graduate from the Mo Vaughn Defensive Academy.

Doyle McPoyle

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joe — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:03:11 EDT

deserves it for all that gloating he did.

joe

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:03:09 EDT

The contest is over. Red Sox Nation has found their Court Jester. He forever will be known as "The Douche Clown".

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:02:02 EDT

Finally we see what Supermike looks like.

Chief Wahoo

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futuremrsrickankiel — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:01:56 EDT

@Civil Negligence: ...really, though?

futuremrsrickankiel

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:01:56 EDT

Unlike this Red Sox fan at the Patriots Day game yesterday.

I'm sure he caught the 18 before that flawlessly.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:01:24 EDT

"Oh, please." --S. Bartman

Chamomiles Davis

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:00:02 EDT

If only somewhere there were a benevolent cat wizard who could help him...

Magnakai Haaskivi

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:59:18 EDT

Take that, jersey-under-the-new-yankee-stadium... conspiracy theorists!!

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:59:13 EDT

Are we sure there wasn't a black guy who happened to be in the section below?

Civil Negligence

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:59:04 EDT

If the Sox win another Series, I hope they forgive him and let him throw out the first pitch.

Gourmet Spud

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:58:59 EDT

20 seconds earlier he knocked over Theo Epstein's priceless vase that was on the ledge.

Matt Sussman

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Chones_Chonies — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:58:46 EDT

John Kruk sympathizes.

Chones_Chonies

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Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:58:43 EDT

Someone should do this at Wrigley with a SARS filled Faberge Egg.

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:58:15 EDT

Sully knew he'd regret masturbating in the stall in between innings

Hit Bull Win Steak

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TomahawkFlop — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:57:58 EDT

Carl Everett still has a job?

TomahawkFlop

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twoeightnine — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:56:46 EDT

FIST POUND BRO. I RAWK!

twoeightnine

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:56:40 EDT

After the drop celebration? Really? "Dude, I'm a fucking klutz. Fist pump!"

Guy In Lower Section: "Yeah, right, I'm totally handing this back to you. Let me get out of my seat and meet you near the concessions stand."

Chamomiles Davis

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UpstateUnderdog — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:56:17 EDT

It would have been funnier if he had fallen over the railing.

UpstateUnderdog

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Slothrop — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:56:09 EDT

It's too bad that protective railing was there for him to bash his hand against and not absent for him to tumble over to his demise. Tragic, really.

Slothrop

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:55:39 EDT

Reason #256,778

The Gizmo from Pismo

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Stay Away From Oprah — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:55:18 EDT

He did get to go to the pound after he dropped the ball though.

Stay Away From Oprah

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:54:56 EDT

/throws pizza

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus