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The Cubs Are Enjoying Their Solid Start

Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:37:05 EDT

Many cubs became bears that day...

Chamomiles Davis

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ChitownChick — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:06:03 EDT

Yes, yes, no, yes.

ChitownChick

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badead1 — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:17:16 EDT

Wow Kerry, at least wait til the gal leaves before you, uh, do your thing.

badead1

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J-No — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:42:06 EDT

No, No, YES, maybe, but with fear of causing his millionth surgery. Of course then I would get a set of steak knives.

J-No

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jisrael1 — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:48:30 EDT

Hmm, sign with the Cubs and meet Marissa Miller, or stay with Toronto and get my face caved in by John Gibbons?

jisrael1

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Bunkie Perkins — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:24:05 EDT

The chronic masturbators always seem to wear hoodies.

/Carl Monday

Bunkie Perkins

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Sherrill-Theory — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:56:00 EDT

@Carlton_Whitfield: Not your fault ... last night's 1-2-3 inning (a 1-2-3 inning from Izzy - wait...what??) pretty much made this inevitable.

Sherrill-Theory

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Fundamentally UnSound — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:50:05 EDT

Ted Lilly has a very Wingo-esque look on his face...

Fundamentally UnSound

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Carlton_Whitfield — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:47:21 EDT

@notthequarterback: When Izzy came in, I said to the people with me, "That's it. We lose."

I wish I wasn't always right about that.

Carlton_Whitfield

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:45:00 EDT

Ah, good ol' Ted Lilly. Nice seat choice, friend.

Gourmet Spud

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notthequarterback — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:44:26 EDT

Aaaaaaand the Cardinals just lost in Milwaukee. Nice try, Mr. Leitch.

notthequarterback

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Nacho Friendly — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:42:05 EDT

Daniel Stern's got the answer: WARM ICE!

Nacho Friendly

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LosOsosdeChicago — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:40:55 EDT

@McCroskey:

Three Cubs and a Little Lady?

LosOsosdeChicago

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Steve Trachsel, ACE — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:39:02 EDT

Immediately after this taking this picture Kerry Wood went on the DL with a groin sprain.

Steve Trachsel, ACE

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Nationalcoholic — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:33:59 EDT

Dumber girls name: Marissa or Kerry? Discuss.

Nationalcoholic

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diggity — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:32:33 EDT

Da Boobs

diggity

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Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:32:22 EDT

While Wood's wife might not be quite as hot, it is close, and he will be able to have a conversation with her while he spends the last 20 years of his life in traction.

Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart

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Silky John-STON! — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:32:09 EDT

DO NOT VIEW ANY PICTURES OF MARISSA MILLER'S BOYFRIEND WITH ANY SHARP OBJECTS, BLUNT OBJECTS OR FISTS NEARBY.

Silky John-STON!

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Clare — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:32:04 EDT

Ted Lilly looks like he should be doing my taxes, not chilling in a Cubs uniform with a swimsuit model.

Clare

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Dan Levy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:31:58 EDT

Isn't Kerry Wood's hand a little too close to the wangal region in this picture?

Dan Levy

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:31:53 EDT

Chicks dig the... um... goat?

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:31:53 EDT

There hasn't been that nice of a piece of ass on the Cubs bench since Don Zimmer managed them in the late '80's.

Wait...what?

Weed Against Speed

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gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:31:27 EDT

I haven't won jack shit ever either, does that mean Marisa is on her way over to hang out?

gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga

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Ladies love Fennis — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:30:35 EDT

I've suffered a grrooin injury. G-g-grrooin injury.

Ladies love Fennis

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LeagueofShadows — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:30:26 EDT

As if I need more reason to hate the Cubs.

LeagueofShadows

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sba — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:30:20 EDT

Looks like Kerry wants to take her in the Fukudome.

sba

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notthequarterback — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:30:13 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: I don't know, man. He's got a point. After all, the Cards DO have Kyle Lohse and Todd Wellemeyer in the rotation. They're a sleeping giant, I tell you!

notthequarterback

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LeagueofShadows — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:30:12 EDT

@Flαmεtown: +1@MeanMachine: +1

LeagueofShadows

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muggsybogues — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:30:10 EDT

HAHA Wood's got wood, check out the thigh grab.

muggsybogues

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LeagueofShadows — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:29:45 EDT

maybe if I get to do her, maybe if I get to do her, YES PLEASE, maybe if I get to do her

It as Beavis says, just close your eyes and pretend its a hot chick.
/not really

LeagueofShadows

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MeanMachine — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:29:28 EDT

No, No and Ye...oooops, sorry, I'll clean that up.

MeanMachine

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Carlton_Whitfield — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:29:21 EDT

I just wish the Cubs had a preferred insurance provider.

Carlton_Whitfield

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notthequarterback — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:28:27 EDT

@StevePerryPsychOut: I was at the game on Friday when she threw out the first pitch. I was not aware she would be there. When they announced her I almost spit out my beer. What a tremendous, welcome surprise.

notthequarterback

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UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:28:09 EDT

From watching the two games in Chicago, I gather the Mets went to DC directly from Philly and sent a replacement team onto Chicago. Didn't even bother to show up for either game.

UkraineNotWeak

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McCroskey — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:27:45 EDT

Worst porno cover ever.

McCroskey

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PeteJayhawk — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:27:26 EDT

Hey...Will:

Reverse jinxes don't actually exist.

PeteJayhawk

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Triple B — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:27:14 EDT

Dude, dude, i'd sacrifice my left testicle to sleep with her, dude

Triple B

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MenaceIISobriety — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:26:53 EDT

there's Alou giving her the hotfoot...

MenaceIISobriety

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metroville — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:26:27 EDT

Kerry Wood dislocated his shoulder posing for that picture.

metroville

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elwood — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:26:05 EDT

What do I have to do to get to hang out with Marisa Miller?

elwood

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MitchKayak — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:26:00 EDT

Kerry Wood is covering his wood?

I'll go now.

MitchKayak

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StevePerryPsychOut — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:25:47 EDT

@notthequarterback: Ladies and gentlemen, your 2006 Cubs.

StevePerryPsychOut

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:25:23 EDT

They dont call him Kerry Wood for nothing...

Hit Bull Win Steak

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:25:14 EDT

Dude, dude, yes, righthander made of ceramic.

He's foreshadowing a hamstring pull in his next outing.

Jefferson Short Bus

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CIALIS COOPER — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:25:09 EDT

@CIALIS COOPER: Fuck you nibbles, and racist Cub fans.

CIALIS COOPER

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:25:00 EDT

Heh. Wood's got wood.

Weed Against Speed

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Secret Identity — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:24:25 EDT

Someone wake up Ronnie Woo Woo!

Secret Identity

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CIALIS COOPER — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:24:17 EDT

Possibly a better idea then hanging Ron Santo's jersey in dugout during '03 play-offs.

CIALIS COOPER

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7-8 Deville — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:23:58 EDT

Ted Lilly's got some major wood going there.

7-8 Deville

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Carlton_Whitfield — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:23:56 EDT

Yeah, nothing says "eventual championship" like first place in April.

Carlton_Whitfield

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CIALIS COOPER — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:22:38 EDT

This could possibly work out better than when they hung Ron Santo's jersey in the dugout during the 2003 playoffs.

CIALIS COOPER

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Packy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:21:51 EDT

i never wanted to be a piece of green pleather more in my life.

Packy

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LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:21:50 EDT

You wish, Kerry.

LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche

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Shakεy fka Flαmεtown — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:21:47 EDT

Why hellooo there Maris-

OW MY ELBOW

Shakεy fka Flαmεtown

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notthequarterback — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:20:54 EDT

And right on cue, Ronny Cedeno hits a grand slam and the Cubs are about to win their 5th straight.

But look out, the Cardinals have a stranglehold on 2nd place!

notthequarterback