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Jeff Reed Is Available If You Have Drink Specials

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:07:30 EDT

I think the Bucs should move their AA to Johnstown, and invite Pacman Jones there to make it rain.

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

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Signal to Noise — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:37:29 EDT

@Hit Bull Win Steak: this is a Super Saiyan drunk.

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:23:36 EDT

@Whitey Fisk: + Mister Hundred And One

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MenaceIISobriety — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:21:41 EDT

that haircut is too short

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ringitupwiththedongtea — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:20:01 EDT

Being from Altoona, this makes me nearly as excited as "Hate Al Roker Day".

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:18:33 EDT

Honestly, if the girl on the right had cat ears, I'd think this was a picture from Tekkoshocon.

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:16:43 EDT

@Hit Bull Win Steak:

The tyrant feared only one man: Jeff Reed, the Legendary Super Douche.

racistmascot_inc

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:14:17 EDT

[applesaucekids.com]

Hello Wilbur.

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:12:14 EDT

"Do you want poems? Jack and Jill went up the each with a buck and quarter. Jill came down with two fifty that fuckin' whore. Woo!"

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TheStarterWife — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:11:38 EDT

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: Just wait until you see Casey Hampton's penis.

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sassydeerrun — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:11:23 EDT

I see Pauly Shore took the time to get some highlights put in, but he seems to have lost his can of Aqua Net and Whitesnake T-shirt in the process.

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:11:01 EDT

Can we describe his look as "manga?"

Hit Bull Win Steak

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:10:22 EDT

Be nice to her, crazy cat lady is WATCHING !

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Whitey Fisk — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:09:36 EDT

Someone tell Heat Miser to put his shirt back on.

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:07:55 EDT

@Signal to Noise:

Okay, obviously I'm not, but damn you for beating me to it.

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:07:20 EDT

Am I the only one who thinks Jeff Reed looks like he just lost a Guile look-alike contest?

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:06:47 EDT

Is that Chelsea Clinton he's cuddling with?

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Packy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:06:10 EDT

@Doyle McPoyle: Yes then they both had a heart to heart about their respective eating disorders and are now BFF. I fucking hate TV...

Packy

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Packy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:04:08 EDT

@André Roussimoff: Barbaro?

Packy

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UpstateUnderdog — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:03:35 EDT

Rocky Bleier appearance May 24th >>> Jeff Reed appearance June 5th

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Signal to Noise — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:03:31 EDT

Reed probably tosses a mean Sonic Boom on the mound.

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:02:45 EDT

Jake Long 5 years, 57.5 million, 30 million guaranteed. Please dont suck Jake.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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Slothrop — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:02:34 EDT

If Reed was truly a proud American, there'd be a flag pin through that nipple.

Slothrop

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Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:00:45 EDT

@Packy: Yep. Someone punched that chick into a pool directly after this picture was taken.

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:00:15 EDT

@econdave: Damn your eyes...I had "troll doll" in the pool too.

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Its The Beer Talking — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:00:02 EDT

Wow...Bobcat Goldthwait circa "Police Academy 2" has really been hitting the gym hard.

Its The Beer Talking

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OchentaYcinco — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:59:44 EDT

Does that chain come with a rap album?

OchentaYcinco

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André Roussimoff — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:59:42 EDT

I'm a sucker for girls with red eyes on huge teeth.

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:58:29 EDT

They must pour a stiff drink in that joint. Little E looks ripped.

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Packy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:58:03 EDT

@Packy: Fuck I can't type today....I meant "That looks like..."

Packy

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jwaves2007 — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:55:58 EDT

I wonder if he will let you take a picture of his IROC.

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Packy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:55:47 EDT

Thank looks like a bar I really want to attend. A bunch of lily white kids with backwards mesh hats. Did they take this on the set of the OC?

Packy

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:55:13 EDT

Funny, Reed always struck me as more of a "catcher". Santonio, on the other hand...

Gourmet Spud

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:54:59 EDT

@Packy: I'm thinking terd douche. Or giant sandwich

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econdave — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:54:20 EDT

@Spanish Necktie: Troll dolls.

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Encouraging Referee Pitman — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:54:18 EDT

Awwwwwooooooooooooo ... bud-dy.

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:54:07 EDT

I would think he would be more likely to throw a slurve

/runs like hell

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ltwinslow — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:54:03 EDT

the blowdryer was later found dead, of an apparent suicide, plugged in & floating in a sink full of water.

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Packy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:53:17 EDT

Is he a giant douche or a terd sandwich?

Packy

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:52:36 EDT

Where the hell is Crazy Cat Lady for this inhumane promotion?! Someone summon Wizard Cat!

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The Teufel Shuffle — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:50:52 EDT

Does this post count as a sexual organ reference?

The Teufel Shuffle

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:50:05 EDT

That's 2 days in a row with posts about Steelers whose dongs I've seen. Not a good coupla days.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:50:00 EDT

In this case the Altoona Curve bends to the right.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:49:58 EDT

My Altoona curves to the right.

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McNutty — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:49:38 EDT

Please tell me that is a Hulkamania wrist band on his right forearm. Or possibly, "Hulk Rules!"

McNutty

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Old Gregg — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:49:30 EDT

@Spanish Necktie: Nipple implants?

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Thundercracker — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:49:12 EDT

You've come a long way since UNC Jeff Reed, although I don't mean that in the congratulatory way

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BelichickSpiesOnYou — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:49:03 EDT

Being born in the greater Altoona area, I can explain that the Altoona Curve is named after Altoona's most famous (and only) landmark.. Horseshoe Curve

We can now go back to being insignificant again..

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:49:02 EDT

Does this happen to be a joint venture with ESPN mobile?

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Threat Level: Midnight — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:48:37 EDT

Can we get Steely McBeam to cover up that nipple? Yeesh.

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goathair — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:47:59 EDT

If it's anything like Benedictine University's Thirsty Thursdays Jeff Reed needs to be prepared to drink a lot of blue slurpies mixed with Mountain Dew and Popov.

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Spanish Necktie — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:47:32 EDT

We probably don't need to tell you what the special promotion is that night.

Free "haircuts" for the first 2,500 fans?

Spanish Necktie

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Sheepblog — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:47:29 EDT

If anyone can figure out how to throw a pitch with his penis, well...it surely is Jeff Reed.

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Silky John-STON! — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:46:54 EDT

"The Altoona Curve", because "The Altoona Chubb's" was too politically incorrect.

Silky John-STON!