<![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:02:22 EDT Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:02:22 EDT http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5331293 @Sherrill-Theory: Oh. Snap.

DongerArd

]]> 11:382521:c5331293 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:02:22 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5330052 What's Giradi's ruling on Wintergreen flavored snuff & chew?

FriendsLikeJimRome

]]> 11:382521:c5330052 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:41:22 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322916 "Hot Lips" = A-Rod?

Just asking...

thefuseproject

]]> 11:382521:c5322916 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:39:09 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322888 Jeter then walked away, muttering "Ferret-Face" under his breath.

dwinn

]]> 11:382521:c5322888 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:37:36 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322844 Yankees players are also banned from flying their own planes.

/Munsoned (...and Lidled)

thefuseproject

]]> 11:382521:c5322844 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:34:38 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322820 No more fun in the clubhouse? Sounds like bad news for Mahannahan's Child Clown Outlet.

/Great Job!

jisrael1

]]> 11:382521:c5322820 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:33:34 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322806 Oh, I think there'll still be Snickers in the clubhouse when Girardi is present, just like before.

illiniowl

]]> 11:382521:c5322806 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:32:36 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322739 This is the first step in Girardi's plan to ban fun in the clubhouse.

the-Bored

]]> 11:382521:c5322739 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:28:10 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322671 Operation: Dessert Storm

Secret Identity

]]> 11:382521:c5322671 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:24:32 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322660 Hideki Matsui gets special permission to eat his country's terrible, squid-flavored candy.

racistmascot_inc

]]> 11:382521:c5322660 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:23:42 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322642 @The Fan's Attic: This comment makes more sense if I had not deleted "No peanut butter?" at the beginning.

Whether that would actually make the comment funny is unlikely, but at least it is somewhat more sensical.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:382521:c5322642 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:22:54 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322639 @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: +1

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:382521:c5322639 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:22:49 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322614 Girardi wants that Golden Ticket so badly.

Suss--

]]> 11:382521:c5322614 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:21:20 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322599 @MDT: a good friend is from Boston. I called him a Bostonian. He responded as I did above and corrected me: Bostonite. In response I called him asshole.

phillas

]]> 11:382521:c5322599 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:20:20 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322596 Didn't stop the Pope from hankerin for some of those little Tootsie Rolls.

MeanMachine

]]> 11:382521:c5322596 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:20:09 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322589 AND GET RID OF THOSE SIDEBURNS GIAMBI YOU HIPPIE!

/I have no funny, I go to the Simpsons.

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

]]> 11:382521:c5322589 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:19:58 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322575 This will definitely hurt their canine Q-rating.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:382521:c5322575 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:18:38 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322543 No Big League Chew?! That's... that's... sacrelige!

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:382521:c5322543 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:16:46 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322515 @Jews For Purple Jesus: Carl Pavano will eat Luna bars and Luna bars only.

Chad Sexington

]]> 11:382521:c5322515 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:15:53 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322488 This just in...Mark Mangino has put in a request to all MLB clubhouse managers to deliver all the Yankee candy straight to his belly.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:382521:c5322488 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:14:18 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322486 @phillas: Bostonites? Bostoners? Assholes?

I'm more bothered by my complete and utter disregard for subject-verb agreement. Bad MDT.

MDT

]]> 11:382521:c5322486 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:14:01 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322474 @Sherrill-Theory: They've removed all the butterscotch?

TheLou-Do

]]> 11:382521:c5322474 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:13:22 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322463 I see a Heavyweights 2 in the near future!! Easily Ben Stillers best role.

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

]]> 11:382521:c5322463 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:12:47 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322458 Wade Phillips was going to ban candy from the Cowboys' locker room too, but TO told him 100 Grand reasons not to.

MDT

]]> 11:382521:c5322458 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:12:37 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322446 However peanut brittle is allowed to provide Carl Pavano with a metaphor for his Yankee career.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:382521:c5322446 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:11:57 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322442 Yeah, like that's going to stop the buffet wrecking machine that is Wilson Betemit.

Chad Sexington

]]> 11:382521:c5322442 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:11:51 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322424 @MDT: I don't talk to shoes.

phillas

]]> 11:382521:c5322424 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:10:50 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322412 It's a little known fact that the rosin bag at Yankee Stadium is primarily Lik-M-Aid.

It's a holdover from the David Wells era.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:382521:c5322412 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:10:09 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322391 Peppermint jocks

At least this will be more pleasant for all the jock sniffers.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:382521:c5322391 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:09:00 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322368 Peppermint jocks.

"Wow, Mr. Rodriguez. Your breath is extra fresh today. What's your secret?"

Jankie

]]> 11:382521:c5322368 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:07:58 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322348 @ltwinslow: Giambi's belly?

Fundamentally UnSound

]]> 11:382521:c5322348 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:06:51 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322342 Ask a Bostonian if sending away Baby Ruths are a good idea.

MDT

]]> 11:382521:c5322342 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:06:30 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322341 Won't someone think of the poor ice cream men who will lose their jobs when they can't deliver delicious ice cream to the Yankees' clubhouse? Oh, the humanity!

Peter Cavan

]]> 11:382521:c5322341 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:06:24 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322340 A-Rod: "When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of hitting .173 in the ALDS!"

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:382521:c5322340 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:06:23 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322311 Joe's such a fackin' queeah.

Fat-Fat

]]> 11:382521:c5322311 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:05:04 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322310 players immediately consulted giambi and pettite on the best methods to sneak these banned substances into the clubhouse without raising suspicion

ltwinslow

]]> 11:382521:c5322310 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:04:56 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322300 What's the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?

Jankie

]]> 11:382521:c5322300 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:04:17 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322295 Steinbrenner laying off Oompa Loompas right and left.

I don't think getting rid of Yogi Berra is going to go over well with the team.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

]]> 11:382521:c5322295 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:04:07 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322280 Good news: Yankee players are still allowed to snack on penises.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:382521:c5322280 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:03:28 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322268 alright, you table faces heard the man, big baby moses kyle farnsworth is in charge of the yankees and he's leading you homos to the promise land

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:382521:c5322268 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:02:48 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322263 George Steinbrenner has stepped in and has also allowed calzones, (delicious calzones!), in the locker room.

BruschisBrewsky

]]> 11:382521:c5322263 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:02:34 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322258 the city is to blame, we got a naked cowboy shaken a bee hole in times square and they call the team the "yankees"

like yanky like of the scrotal

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:382521:c5322258 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:02:28 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322250 what the sam fuck is this team's major malfunction, farnsy ain't playen another day with you north american street apes

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:382521:c5322250 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:02:04 EDT <![CDATA[Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322190 How do we work the Cardinals' alcohol ban into this?

Sherrill-Theory

]]> 11:382521:c5322190 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:59:18 EDT