<![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:11:18 EDT Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:11:18 EDT http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5330369 Eagles draft another OT that will not see the field until 2011...thanks god I will be at work for most of this crap.

Packy

]]> 11:382597:c5330369 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:11:18 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5324868 @Chief Wahoo: I'm going as well, I'm looking forward to breaking out the Jets hat, followed by sobbing.

FirstDerivative

]]> 11:382597:c5324868 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:52:28 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5324095 @Chief Wahoo: Good hunting, my friend. Make sure you ask the Bengals fans if they'll have to retire #85 after they trade Chad.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:382597:c5324095 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:02:35 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5323915 @Magnakai Haaskivi: I'm still going on Saturday just to heckle the Steelers, Ravens, and bengals.

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:382597:c5323915 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:49:38 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5323877 @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Jeff Lageman is impressed with that pick.

Glass_Family

]]> 11:382597:c5323877 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:47:06 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5323697 @Yostal:
As a 'Phins-fan, I'd like to hope that Long can actually make an impact.

WithMalice

]]> 11:382597:c5323697 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:35:19 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5323659 For my fellow Clevelanders, just remember that the draft starts sometime around 2:00 on Sunday.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:382597:c5323659 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:32:59 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5323592 I will be watching the draft for the ridiculous suits.

Laser Guided

]]> 11:382597:c5323592 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:28:06 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5323570 [cliche alert]

MAH-TIN! MAH-TIN!

[/cliche alert]

ImAManImForty

]]> 11:382597:c5323570 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:26:50 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5323361 If Bill Parcells does nothing else as the GM of the Dolphins, he gets my vote for letting me sleep in another 3 hours on Saturday.

MDT

]]> 11:382597:c5323361 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:10:58 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5323261 @The Teufel Shuffle: This sight has been way too heavy on cocks, balls, and half-naked men over the last two days much to my delight.

/still, danica's hot.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:382597:c5323261 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:03:49 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5323099 This sight has been way too heavy on cocks, balls, and half-naked men over the last two days for my comfort.

/sexual organ reference

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> 11:382597:c5323099 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:50:56 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5323071 Christmas Ape for President! Fuck Obama and Bilary!

Flαmεtown

]]> 11:382597:c5323071 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:48:51 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5323044 Isiah just signed him to- oh. Right. Damn.

the earl of weaver

]]> 11:382597:c5323044 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:47:07 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5323040 Minimal clothes, spandex, close cropped hair, headband.

One of these things doesn't belong.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:382597:c5323040 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:46:59 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5323018 @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: He could actually follow in the footsteps of recent FSU offensive players that underachieved in college but have made good pros (Boldin, Javon Walker, Leon Washington).

That being said, spending any time following the draft is for Faggs.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:382597:c5323018 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:45:36 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5322981 Is even his BELLYBUTTON ripped?

Whoa. I need to get to the gym.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:382597:c5322981 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:42:46 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5322938 Good god. If he decelerates too quick, I'm pretty sure his abs will pop out of his stomach...and subsequently get picked in the 3rd round by the Lions.

jisrael1

]]> 11:382597:c5322938 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:40:07 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5322933 @LosOsosdeChicago: I'll still maintain that the Vick trade was the right trade for Atlanta. If one more person says something stupid about LT having a better completion percentage than Vick, I'll stab them in the temple with a plastic spoon.

I Party With 33765-183

]]> 11:382597:c5322933 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:39:52 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5322913 Do these guys have peppermint jocks, too?

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:382597:c5322913 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:38:53 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5322909 I really feel for Jets fans, seeing as the following is likely to happen:

And with the 6th pick...
*Jets fans hold hands*
...of the 2008 NFL Draft...
*Their heart rate accelerates*
...the New York Jets choose...
*Anticipation turns to nausea*
...wide receiver...
*Oh no*
De'Cody Fagg from Florida State.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:382597:c5322909 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:38:34 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5322853 No, but nice abs.

TheHogBlogger

]]> 11:382597:c5322853 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:35:17 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5322841 On behalf of Wolverines everywhere, I'd like to congratulate Jake on becoming the first Michigan player to go #1 overall in the common draft era and wish him well in Miami.

And I am now very excited to hear that Christmas Ape will be running this sucker this weekend. That should make it very fun. Can we get the number of a pizza place near Radio City to deliver a pizza to the last player left in the Green Room?

Yostal

]]> 11:382597:c5322841 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:34:35 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5322759 On an unrelated note, did anyone see this: [www.nfl.com]

Shouldn't Herschel Walker for everybody be up there?

LosOsosdeChicago

]]> 11:382597:c5322759 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:29:37 EDT <![CDATA[The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5322744 From the picture, I thought I'd accidentally clicked on Fleshbot.

LosOsosdeChicago

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