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Raging Bull: More Trouble For Chicago's NBA Mascot

Laser Guided — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:52:24 EDT

@Im a people person. Who drinks.: True. You wouldn't want to make a misteak.

Laser Guided

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LostinTheOffice — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:47:54 EDT

@Office Glenn:

Didn't Jackie Chiles win a case like this?

LostinTheOffice

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7-8 Deville — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:30:26 EDT

Benny should have gone with the "self" high five.

7-8 Deville

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Sherrill-Theory — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:28:22 EDT

@David Hume: Res Ipsa Tendon-tear?

/Hangs head in shame

Sherrill-Theory

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:27:44 EDT

Maybe the Wizards should trade for Benny; he seems like he'd play better defense than Gilbert Arenas.

Magnakai Haaskivi

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Wolf Blitzer — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:25:57 EDT

Benny the Bull took one look at the duck pond in Bristol, and immediately killed all the ducks.

Wolf Blitzer

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Arriaga_II — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:21:40 EDT

That dentist was a nice kid, a pretty kid...Benny didn't know whether to fuck him or fight him.

Arriaga_II

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David Hume — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:21:10 EDT

@ltwinslow: True, but Dr. Kalant got high as a kite minutes earlier. So, there's the whole issue of several joint liability.

/banned
/disbarred

David Hume

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BreakfastBourbon — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:20:26 EDT

@Suss--: You can do stupid things!
And there's only one explanation for this behavior [irononstation.com]

BreakfastBourbon

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BradLee — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:20:07 EDT

The Mariner Moose will break his own extremities for your pleasure. He's that committed to providing your children with 30 seconds of entertainment between whines about not getting any cotton candy yet.

BradLee

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ltwinslow — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:19:51 EDT

ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, this is benny the bull...

ltwinslow

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McNutty — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:15:54 EDT

Frivolous law suits make me a saaaaaaad Panda ...

/mascot humor

McNutty

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:15:19 EDT

@Secret Identity: Be careful - I think the deposition might try to steer you in the wrong direction...

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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Babcocksure — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:13:44 EDT

Owww! Not so hard you meany!

Babcocksure

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crazyjoedavola — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:11:30 EDT

Dr. Don C. Kalant, Sr. received his Bachelor of Science degree in biology from the University of Illinois

Figures.

crazyjoedavola

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I Shot the Sherrill, But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:11:00 EDT

If the costume does not fit, you must acquit.

I Shot the Sherrill, But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy

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sassydeerrun — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:09:50 EDT

No one does it like the bull.

sassydeerrun

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Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:08:14 EDT

Suing for that? Hmm. Maybe I should have sought legal counsel when Mr. Met attempted to facefuck me back in the early 90's. Or was that David Cone?

Doyle McPoyle

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Dan Levy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:08:05 EDT

Don C. Kalant, Sr. DDS's website lists the following as links of interest.

• Lodging in Our Area
• Dental Fee Plan
• American Association of Oral and Maxillofacial Surgery
• Loyola University Medical Center
• Edward Hospital
• How to sue an NBA Mascot and make millions

Wait, what?

[www.kalantoms.com]

Dan Levy

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:07:23 EDT

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies:
Dear Gawker IT,

Quit messing up comments/videos/pictures.

Thank you.

PSaMP

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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Sherrill-Theory — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:06:53 EDT

@ltwinslow: I was going to go with assumption of the risk, but yes.

Sherrill-Theory

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Sherrill-Theory — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:05:50 EDT

Until someone sues alleging Benny fucked Marbury in the back of an SUV, I'm not interested.

Sherrill-Theory

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The Sports Hernia — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:04:56 EDT

I give Benny the Bull 30 days before he's featured in the main event at a WWF pay-per view.

The Sports Hernia

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:04:19 EDT

Benny is no Falcons mascot

://psamp.blogspot.com/2007/10/beware-trio-of-atlanta-macots.html

God, I love that video

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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Secret Identity — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:04:13 EDT

Can't wait to hear all the gore-y details...

Secret Identity

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ltwinslow — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:04:12 EDT

when he raised his arm to get a high-five from Barry Anderson...

and that, boys and girls, is what we call "comparative fault". also known as "shitty lawyering"

ltwinslow

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:03:58 EDT

The crazy cat lady is in the suit, with her wizard cat. Beware !

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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Camp Tiger Claw — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:03:47 EDT

I hope the judge smashes Don Kalant's dick with his gavel.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:03:27 EDT

You know how I know you need to start working out?

When your biceps explodes from a high-five given by a furry mascot.

Brazil Thrill

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stealofthedraft — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:03:13 EDT

That kid puts Santonio Holmes to shame.

stealofthedraft

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ChiSwede — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:03:06 EDT

@econdave: Dammit.

ChiSwede

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Rob Iracane — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:03:03 EDT

The San Diego Chicken broke my arm!

Well, my arm broke when I punched him in the fucking beak, but still.

Rob Iracane

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JoeyBellesGPS — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:02:49 EDT

This guy's story is pure bull.

JoeyBellesGPS

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ChiSwede — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:02:33 EDT

Mess with a bull, you get the horns, Doc!

ChiSwede

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Carlton_Whitfield — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:01:51 EDT

You mean to tell me we've got a Chicago-based incident involving a doctor and a potentially one-armed man?

Carlton_Whitfield

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Juancho — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:01:45 EDT

Is he molesting that kid?

Juancho

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:01:06 EDT

Trumpy, no!

Matt Sussman

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Karlifornia — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:00:47 EDT

It's Alliteration mania month here at Cook County Circuit Court!

Karlifornia

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LeagueofShadows — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:59:34 EDT

I hate nancys.

LeagueofShadows

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:59:31 EDT

threadjack

Nibbles is a douche.

/threadjack

BigTenObsession

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the earl of weaver — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:59:26 EDT

Should've been you, Bruce Bowen.

the earl of weaver

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McCroskey — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:58:06 EDT

Who's inside that costume, Chris Henry?

McCroskey

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econdave — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:58:05 EDT

You mess with the bull, you get the horns.

econdave

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:54:58 EDT

I found the secret post! Is this where we talk about Dirk Kuyt?

BigTenObsession