<![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> Lester Munson? That name sounds fake, someone investigate.

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> @elwood: Asking about the dating havbits of those under 14?

I'd like to have a word with you.

/ Chris Hansen

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> @TraceMilyn: Does the formula still work if you're under 14? Because then the youngest age you can date is older than you are.

elwood

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> I think this is a bigger deal than you're making it out to be. I mean, Tejada shouldn't have been able to pitch in the Little League World Series if this is true.

sleepyirv

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> i like how whenever there is a report about someone they always include a "lip biting" picture.

joe

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> I don't even like Tejada, but this is just stupid. Boycott. Watch an actual game instead.

MeanMachine

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> Next on E:60, we conveniently pander to the NBA by refusing to do any serious investigative reporting on the clusterf*** that is the Sonics situation.

Stay tuned for the Stephen A. Smith video webternet weblogging hour of televisionblog.

Pharmacoug

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> The preview of that show is just goofy. The reporter comes after Miggy with the intensity of Chris Hanson while catching a middle aged predator as he's eating cookies in a 14-year-old girl's kitchen.

With mega-scoops like this, it may outlast ESPN Hollywood.

Body by Sabathia

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> He didn't take steroids. He just bought some deux deux deux in Toronto.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> The real victim here: Bill James' Magic Number Formula. =(

DwayneBoweCoalition

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> "You take your age, divide by two and add 7, and that's the youngest gir...."

Sorry working on a different age related equation, nevermind me

TraceMilyn

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> Today it's lying about your age by two years. Tomorrow it's running a massive beastiality ring. It's a slippery slope.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> Now, if I understand the Age Discrimination Act correctly, employers can't ask for your age except to conduct background checks, so Miggy had every right to lie about his age right?

Plus, since his Green Card and driver's license show the correct birth year, I don't see how he could really get in trouble.

spinachdip

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> @Dinger The Dinosaur: You are the worst mascot in all of sports.

Patchy Drizzle

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> also, Tupac isn't dead

asliceofbacon

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> @Dinger The Dinosaur: I look forward to an enraged 4th grader kicking Jeremy Schapp's ass.

White Speed Receiver

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> Next on E:60, the growing problem of 4th graders cheating at kickball.

Sex Fabregas

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> Executive Producer: Rafael Palmeiro

Natrone Means Business

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> Two years? I think women usually lie by more than two years (oh, and yeah, sorry, I'm not 24).

LitiGrrl30

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada]]> Yeah, great investment Astros.

Shakεy

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