<![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> The question we should be asking this young, drunken lass is was she wearing her Dans ez sports bra? Recall the 2007 British study that found that breasts move in three planes of motion during fake streaking ball-gamus interuptus.

You'll recall the study concluded that encapsulation bras are more effective than compression bras at reducing total breast motion during exercise because encapsulation bras reduce motion in two of the three planes, while compression bras reduce motion in only one plane.

I think it is safe to assume that the aforementioned woman was most likely wearing a compression bra that, as we learned, reduces breast motion to only one plane....which is, of course, why she needed two umpires to escort her off the field.

If she was wearing the encapsulation bra, restraining all three planes of breast movement then only one ump would have been needed to safely remove the shirtless wonder.

Dr. Tittay

NonSyringeProfessional

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Do nipples get hard in the humidor? Just asking...

wherewallaceat

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Silly girl, "Troy Tulowitzki's Titty Tramps Night" is NEXT Tuesday...

jessox

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Cinco Ocho: Good one, quick fingers.

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> she must have learned it from the drunk who ran onto the field in Toronto at the beginning of the month.

[soxanddawgs.com]

Cinco Ocho

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @The Diesel: well alright then. just curious because the "deadspinners chasing" comment was brilliant, but the "southern belle" thing was a bitter herb.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @NovakAintNoJokovic: they are also half-decent on the broodwhich.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Only two guys chasing a half nekkid woman? WTF?!?

El Gato en mis Pantalones

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Weed Against Speed: Keep wondering, my friend. That is most definitely Laura Dern.

@Arriaga_II: +1 six pack

@Dr. Michael Mancini: No. Way.

@The Diesel: What's wrong with sun-dried tomatoes? They go great with some angel hair pasta and a nice cream sauce.

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @futuremrsrickankiel: And she was limping left on broken heels.

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @futuremrsrickankiel: +1. She likes the warm feelings, but she's tired of all the dehydration

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Settle down.

(Extends a branch with an olive on it.)

What's that? Not enough, Princess?
Oh ok. Sorry, forgot you have to compliment someone too.

You are very witty and clearly way too classy to bolt onto a baseball field screaming, "Woooooo!"

(shrugs)

Best I can do, kiddo.


The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> As great as this is for baseball fans everywhere, this girl still doesnt have half the rack that Yankees fan who fought the Sawx fan had.

KellyDownsSyndrome

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Too mean?

Meh. Don't care.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: His tongue was in cheek, Kee-Kee.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @drewheyman:
This week?

Both.

Its hard to trick a girl into a date with a face like this and a personality of sun-dried tomatoes.

Whiny bloggers are very entertaining though. Too bad they can't take criticsm or a joke. (Also See B.D.D.)


The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Laser Guided: You know, I don't.

Because, to me, if you aren't going to take the bra off, you're just holding up the ball game.

Have the guts to go Full Monty, or keep drinking until you do. This...I saw more than my share of this in college.

I mean, call me old fashioned....

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @futuremrsrickankiel:

But did the chick look just like Beverly Sills?

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Secret Identity: Nah, she got pinned down at the party pit.

I could do this all freaking day.

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @The Diesel: Sooo, are you passing out "Keepin' It Real Merit Badges", or did someone get turned down for a date?

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: brunettes don't show up on the Jumbotron, do they?

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Weed Against Speed: You ever hear what they call her?

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Gourmet Spud:

Did your encounter result in a multitude of casualties?

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @The Fan's Attic: I'm betting it's the same chick.

BallHawk

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @The Diesel: Daddy's credit card doesn't pay for shit, asswipe.

And, I may or may not know the streaking woman... teehee. I love my friends.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Now there are the Christian morals we've come to know and love from the Rockies.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> This woman has the streaker beat pants down and to top it off she did it at Coors Stadium, too.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> When did Monte Markham take a security job at Coors field?

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Some people search their whole lives chasing that feeling.

Indeed - they're called Pirates fans.

Sherrill-Theory

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> After it happened, the Phillies broadcast showed a clip of Jayson Werth holding his glove up to his mouth hide his laughter. Harry Kalas put it best when he said "He's covering his mouth, but not his eyes."

stjoehawk

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Chamomiles Davis: Speaking of pitched tents.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @futuremrsrickankiel:

She was. And she was super-excited to find out I was once the lead singer of Soul Asylum.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> I approve of this behavior.

Laser Guided

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Gourmet Spud: Was she golden with barlight and beer?

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos:

Pretty sure he was. I may have got the story wrong (might not have been her house, just a place where she partied at)

Regardless, she made it out alive.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> "I love you Jesus! I love you Jesus! I love you Jesus!"

Goddamn you, Colorado.

SlantedAndDisenchanted

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Good time for the Cubs to arrive in town, methinks.

Windier E. Megatons

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @futuremrsrickankiel:

I think I met that chick this one time in a chill-out tent.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Attention ma'am, please report to Denny Neagle's white Mercedes at once.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Must have been a lot of fervent praying and averted eyes in that Rockies dugout.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Clare: (After more thought)
Well, maybe. That DOES look like a Southern belle enjoying herself without fear of reprocussion because Daddy's credit card never runs out.

Too mean?

Meh. Don't care.


The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Sis?

No one, really? Then, ok, Mom?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @futuremrsrickankiel: Rockies baseball: stuck between stations

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Morganna the Kissing Bandit is not impressed.

BringBackAlHolland

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @HappyFeltonsGloryHole: A Boy from Troy. Possibly also a boi from Troy. (Joe Francis is the Don Juan Complex.)

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> The sexiness of Manny Corpas can't be resisted.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Dr. Michael Mancini:

Britney Spears is a Blue Jays fan?

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @futuremrsrickankiel: +1. But then she really should've been at a Twins game. Though one could say she is.

ClownForPound

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> So foolish. At that point the shirt was slowing her down, providing too much wind resistance. Amateur.

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Weed Against Speed: Her necklace doesn't look pearl

FuzzysFriedChicken

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Clare: Nah. Those aren't A-cups.

The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> I think I've seen this before--the girl from Colorado unexpectedly takes off her top and gets everyone all excited for a big finish, but then some skank from Revere Beach blows the grandstand.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Jeff Francis....I mean Joe Francis approves.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Dude, Dude, yes.

Where is Mike Curtis?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Weed Against Speed: Twister. Thats what happened to Helen Hunt.

gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Afino: Was she ever involved in a drive-by? Isn't he from Fayettenam?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Just looking to celebrate Earth Day by taking the globes out for a spin.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Clare: +1. & it took long enough -- tsk tsk, other commenters.

The question, though: were the Phillies in the field? If so, we know she was just Chasing Utley.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @FuzzysFriedChicken: Looking at her jeans, I think she may have just left a bukkake party.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> She looks like she'd be a pretty cool kisser, maybe not all that strict of a Christian, and a damn good dancer... but not all that great of a girlfriend.

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Arriaga_II:

+1.

I'm giving out +1's like they're candy today. All of which are deserved.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Just another member of the Wonderbra Mafia.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> I bet she is fun at parties

FuzzysFriedChicken

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> About even with the one from Toronto.

[bp3.blogger.com]

Dr. Michael Mancini

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> security guard has to tackle her if for no other reason than to get his hands on those yabahoes..

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> If you wait until the bra turns from white to blue, that means they're ready.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @SuperFrankieLampard: I give up.

The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Clare: Can't be. There aren't 14 dudes from DUAN running behind her and sniffing the grass.

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @sba:

At one point, my fiancee lived across the street from Petey Pablo.

+100.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Arriaga_II: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> "Sorry Miss, you need to be under this height to streak Coors Field."

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> When did Coors Field turn into a Bachelorette Party destination?

Steve518

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Arriaga_II: that bob denver is full of shit, man.

SuperFrankieLampard

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> It seems she's a big fan of Petey Pablo. Take your shirt off twist it round your head. Wave it like a helicopter.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Lets chip in to get her a Jets ticket

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @sba: +1 to the man from North Carolina.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> ...Kataroo Kangaroo?

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> BOOOO! lose the bra and jeans.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> I think ten beers had more to do with that smile than sheer exuberance. Maybe she was running for a bathroom when her shirt slipped off.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Arriaga_II: not bad for hills, though.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Signal to Noise: Damn it!

Mayor McRib

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Just wait until Rocktober!

Mayor McRib

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Petey Pablo approves.

sba

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Rocktober is a year-round celebration, don't you know?

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Bill spent years learning the art of knocking a human out with a chop to the back of the neck. Today, he would finally get his shot.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> I was expecting the rocky mountains to be a little rockier than that.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> I love how the security guy on the left is attempting a modest, eyes-averted tackle.

LeNoceur

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Mardi Gras beads in Colorado? in April? you wacky kids! what's next gay preachers?

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> You might even say she was INTO IT.
/bdd

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> incidentally, they signed here to a 10-day contract for closer.

asliceofbacon

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> So, are we done with the streak of cock postings? Back to bewbage?

Huzzah!

Silky John-STON!

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> I've been wondering whatever happened to Helen Hunt.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> CRAP! And I was streaming this game!! How did I miss it??

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> SHOW US YOUR FUCKING TITS

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> So Clare finally got the nerve to run after Chase?

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Security, security, YES!

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> Were going streaking....who's with me?

Do you think KFC is still open?

Mayor McRib

]]> <![CDATA[Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> I'm decidedly NOT looking at that smile.

MisterC

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