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<p><b> THEM</b> and <b> Their</b>? This is more than one person? When did the Enhlish language get so goddamned complicated?!!<br>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5335036">futuremrsrickankiel</a>:  Gimme your lunch money, nerd!</p>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm just tripping off the fact that the name almost anagrams to Gunshy Queen.</p> <p><a href="http://melodyofriot.blogspot.com">futuremrsrickankiel</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/383047/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5334936">josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...</A></A>: Although I agree with you, I have the feeling our WWL commenter friend would back Santonio.</P> <p>André Roussimoff</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Salt is salty.  <i>-pattonoswaltesq</i></p> <p>kayceebk</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5334795">MrShiz</a>: very nice :18.3 10.5  9.4 and the chip, so if we factor that into the equation, I would give it to Earvin.</p> <p>That-Dude</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>"MC5's <i>Kick Out The Jams</i> is on pace for one of the most ridiculous debuts of any record in rock history." --lbangsinrollinstone</p> <p><a href="http://fortressofpillows.blogspot.com">Chamomiles Davis</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>"This DP girl is on pace for the greatest porn debut of anybody in history." - 2hungguys</P> <p><a href="n/a">UseTheForceLukeWalton</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I had nothing beyond C3PO and CB4. Well played, all.</P> <p>LosOsosdeChicago</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/383047/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5334737">André Roussimoff</A>: <I>Hidden Sorority Shower Cams, Vol. 38</I> would beg to differ.</P> <p><a href="n/a">josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>This CT-941 Tax Form is going to be the latest tax payment of any tax payment in history.</P>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Uh, assuming you are using some sort of objective criteria, I think Wilt has this locked up:</p>
<p>33.2 25.8  2.1, not to mention they didn't count blocked shots.</p>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>This Hungngyunenesq guy is on pace for the worst featured comment debut in history.</p> <p><a href="http://chicksheartfight.wordpress.com">ChitownChick</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>"This is the greatest time in the history of the world for exaggerations" -JOliver</p> <p><a href="n/a">Len Bias Cocaine Surplus</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>"This Christopher Cross guy is on pace for the greatest Grammy debut of any musician in history." -sailingtakemeaway</P> <p>UkraineNotWeak</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>"This C3PO guy is on pace to be one half of the best gay robot couple in film history." - StarWarsKid</p> <p><a href="n/a">VTBen</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5334795">MrShiz</a>: Son of a...</p> <p><a href="n/a">Jefferson Short Bus</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>"This CR-V car is on pace for the greatest small SUV debut of any small SUV in history."</p>
<p>-hondaguy</p> <p><a href="http://fantasysportscomplaintbox.blogspot.com/">UpstateUnderdog</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Hey,this guy's profile isn't even active!</P>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>OU812 is on pace to be the best selling Van Hager album in history-garycheronesucks</p> <p><a href="n/a">sassydeerrun</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>This CB4 film is on pace for the greatest movie debut of any completely unsuccessful, forgettable comedy in history.<br>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>hungnguyenesq - please see Johnson, Magic.  Almost a triple double, lead team to championship, was a rookie.</p>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>These mp3s are on pace to for the greatest music storage file in the  history of music storing.-PCsucks98</p> <p>LeagueofShadows</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>"This GWB43 guy is on pace for the greatest 8-year start in presidential history." --Cheneysheart32</p> <p><a href="http://gowanusbaseball.blogspot.com">The Teufel Shuffle</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>This guy is not your fwiend! <br>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Who's this CP3 guy?</p>
<p>-the idiots who missed the best contemporary basketball season since MJ</p> <p>muggsybogues</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Say "Can I" then spell "cup".</P>
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<P>Ha! I got ya!</P> <p><a href="http://meltyourfaceoff.net">Weed Against Speed</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>"This Santonio Holmes guy is on pace for the greatest leaked shower pic in history." --hungsteelerguys</P> <p>André Roussimoff</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>My guess is that "hungnguyenesq" is hung like a button mushroom.</P> <p>MeSoHornsby</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>"This CP3 guy is on pace for the greatest prayoffs debut of any prayer in history." - hungnguyenesq</p> <p><a href="http://www.doyouwant2cds.net">Phatty</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>"This Hung guy is on pace for the greatest singing debut of any asian nerd in history." - wmhungIdol</P> <p>FuzzysFriedChicken</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>This CP3-guy is not the player you're looking for.<br>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>C3PO was on pace to be one of the most annoying characters in Star Wars History.</P>
<P>-IheartR2D2</P> <p><a href="n/a">J-No</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:20:37 EDT</pubDate>
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		    <title><![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]></title>
		    <link>http://deadspin.com/383047/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5334647</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>CP30 is on pace for the greatest movie debut of any droid in history.<BR>--IamaDork</P></BR> <p>ASox</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:20:26 EDT</pubDate>
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		    <title><![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]></title>
		    <link>http://deadspin.com/383047/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5334639</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>So, over/under on Star Wars jokes for this one...?</P> <p>The White Boom Boom</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[The White Boom Boom]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:20:06 EDT</pubDate>
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