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Terrell Owens Disappears From Porn Film

wherewallaceat — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:39:59 EDT

Accidental B.J.?

wherewallaceat

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jessox — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:00:40 EDT

T.O. says, "Get your Vasoline ready."

jessox

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Your GPA — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:24:31 EDT

Can someone with a Bangbros membership actually just watch the video and see if he's in the movie? I'd do it myself but my old roommate finally cancelled his subscription that I had the password for.

Your GPA

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:17:19 EDT

@The White Boom Boom: @Moobs: But AJD would one-up Carl Monday by being able to bust himself for jacking it in a public library. The reporter becomes the story...

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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Dewey Decimal System — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:57:08 EDT

"I love me some porn." -T.O.

Dewey Decimal System

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drjayphd — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:25:56 EDT

Watch, you're going to tell me next week that Fred Smoot and Latrell Sprewell have teamed up with Captain Stabbin, aren't you?

drjayphd

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the sieve — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:01:18 EDT

@Moobs: @Hit Bull Win Steak: @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Ditto.

the sieve

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Dieter — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:52:33 EDT

@FiveStarEggRoll: Better than Chico.

Dieter

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Dieter — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:52:04 EDT

I'm about to get all Dee Mirich up in here.

The Balls and Bang Bros.
In Rainbows of Spring Break Ass
Beautiful Angels
Affirmed.

Dieter

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FiveStarEggRoll — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:32:21 EDT

Damn. Look at all these comments.

Harry "there could be money in them thar sports" Wang

FiveStarEggRoll

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BklynJace — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:29:19 EDT

I don't know if this is a slight compliment or a mild insult, but halfway through reading this post I knew I could look slightly to the right and see A.J.'s name.

BklynJace

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OchentaYcinco — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:26:59 EDT

@Hank Gathers Some Moss: Fans of certain kinds of "salty tales" will get just what they were looking for.

OchentaYcinco

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Dave J. — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:25:43 EDT

@Hank Gathers Some Moss: [insert obvious sea-men joke here]

Dave J.

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Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:12:12 EDT

What an ass.

Chamomiles Davis

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Quintanarama — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:14:11 EDT

If it's any consolation, Will, BangBros isn't answering Kaz Tadano's inquiries either.

Quintanarama

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Jackfruit — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:13:18 EDT

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: well done, that was f'ing funny. +3

Jackfruit

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Hank Gathers Some Moss — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:10:31 EDT

To save other fans of salty tales the time, "Tug Job" features very little maritime adventure.

Hank Gathers Some Moss

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EDogII — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:08:48 EDT

Wow, now that's some junk! Oh wait...this is about TO.
-SirMixAlot

EDogII

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:08:12 EDT

I'm still concerned the person who first showed this to me was just looking at that picture on bang bros while he was at work.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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FP ph15h — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:44:34 EDT

She's not thick... That's just fat. Sorry. Terrell Owens, HOW COULD YOU.

FP ph15h

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:35:19 EDT

Oddly enough, the guy driving the Jeep, his name is Preston Parker, same as the Florida State WR/RB.

And yes I'm a frequent visitor to BangBros.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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OchentaYcinco — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:23:59 EDT

Vanessa Lee's ass dimples > T.O.'s reasons to live

Also, this seems like as good a place as any to fit in my weekly FUCK YOU T.O.

OchentaYcinco

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I Party With 33765-183 — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:15:12 EDT

Fuck. I get here late and miss my work-related post.

I Party With 33765-183

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Langolier — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:12:53 EDT

Good thing they didn't crop out Andy Roddick driving the Jeep...this will do wonders for his career.

Langolier

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AppFan — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:08:11 EDT

Uh ... why is the dude in the jeep checking out TO and not the chickie?

AppFan

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jwaves2007 — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:06:51 EDT

Doesn't a commentor work for a porn company? We can ask him.

jwaves2007

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7-8 Deville — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:03:10 EDT

INVISABUL T.O.?????

7-8 Deville

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RonZookonRedBull — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:02:03 EDT

Just occurred to me, but isn't the receptionist pool at a porn company really just their farm system?

RonZookonRedBull

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madripper — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:00:26 EDT

Maybe she is teaching T.O. how to get a better grip on the balls that fly his way.

madripper

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sassydeerrun — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:00:25 EDT

If T. O. was naked, this post would have been on Fleshbot.

sassydeerrun

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:00:04 EDT

Glad to see Grandma got time off from her babysitting gig and got out of the house.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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CreamsicleOrange — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:58:26 EDT

What's superimposed? Have good mosh pitting!@Weed Against Speed:

CreamsicleOrange

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muggsybogues — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:58:06 EDT

Man, I love bang bros.

muggsybogues

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:57:02 EDT

Looks like that "Spring Break Ass" put on the Freshman 15. Hey-O!

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

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MeanMachine — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:52:16 EDT

Put a T.O.
up my butt.

/Eddie Murphy

MeanMachine

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Dan Levy — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:51:45 EDT

What a life...work from home, contact porn sites for "comment" and rail on Mets fans all day.

What a life.

Dan Levy

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ArkansasFred — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:51:13 EDT

This really tarnishes his image!!

ArkansasFred

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El Gato en mis Pantalones — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:51:01 EDT

No, 6 beers, no

El Gato en mis Pantalones

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sleepyirv — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:49:37 EDT

Back and to the left... and in the face

sleepyirv

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RonZookonRedBull — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:47:21 EDT

As helpful as she was, the Bang Bros. might as well have actual trees serving as their receptionists.

RonZookonRedBull

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sassydeerrun — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:46:22 EDT

What's the matter, T. O.? Decided you didn't want to be Grady to Flava Flav's Fred on the new show?

sassydeerrun

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:46:15 EDT

I contacted the BangBros. production facilities in the hopes of getting on the phone with one of the executives of the company,

By "contacted the BangBros production facilities" you mean jerked off to a free preview right?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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GreatOdensRaven — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:45:18 EDT

I'll only take the Bang Bros. word once they knock off King Poopa.

GreatOdensRaven

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Jankie — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:44:58 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: +1,458 Photo Hunt points. But time is running out!

Jankie

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That-Dude — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:44:53 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: thats why you have the star.

That-Dude

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TomahawkFlop — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:44:07 EDT

I saw John Amaechi in BangBros NBA.

TomahawkFlop

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Artie Fufkin — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:42:19 EDT

Bang Bros is also the objective of many a NFL groupie.

Artie Fufkin

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:42:16 EDT

@Arriaga_II: She's far too old for him.

Magnakai Haaskivi

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Steve518 — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:41:20 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: +1

Steve518

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Doyle McPoyle — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:41:01 EDT

@DumpsterDining: +1

Doyle McPoyle

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VidaBlueBalls — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:40:07 EDT

Umm, that's Matt Lienart

VidaBlueBalls

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MitchKayak — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:39:05 EDT

Ass Parade, wasn't that nominated for an Oscar?

Wait, that was Brokeback Mountain, nevermind.

MitchKayak

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DumpsterDining — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:38:42 EDT

@ChitownChick:
"I contacted the BangBros."

"Your mother must be so proud."

Who do you think answered the phone?

DumpsterDining

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:38:34 EDT

@Hit Bull Win Steak: I concur.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:38:18 EDT

Now I have fingerprints all over my monitor by tapping the screen on T.O.

/bar game enthusiast

Weed Against Speed

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Silky John-STON! — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:38:09 EDT

If she sees where the Jeep guy is looking, it will be "porno shoot over, groupie time on" city.

Silky John-STON!

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Matt Sussman — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:37:55 EDT

Warren Sapp is wondering what all the commotion of bad 4th quarter football is about.

Matt Sussman

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futuremrsrickankiel — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:37:53 EDT

At least, she called me "Sir."

Without adding, "You're making a scene"?

futuremrsrickankiel

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:37:38 EDT

[bagnewsnotes.typepad.com]

"Vanessa Lee, huh? I'll have to look into that..."

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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Bring Me The Head of Karim Garcia — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:36:36 EDT

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Oh yeah? Did you say, "Hey, what's a picture of Preston from BangBros in a blue jeep doing on KSK?" the first time you read about this?

Bring Me The Head of Karim Garcia

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Moobs — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:36:13 EDT

@Arriaga_II: Are we sure that's not Pau Gasol?

Moobs

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:36:12 EDT

@Moobs: He probably just needs the mic. I bet Balls already has a trenchcoat.

Weed Against Speed

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the earl of weaver — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:36:11 EDT

Kurt Warner and Jon Kitna do not approve.

the earl of weaver

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Chief Wahoo — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:36:05 EDT

@Doyle McPoyle: It's only newsworthy when you find a porn Leinart isn't in.

Chief Wahoo

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LosOsosdeChicago — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:36:04 EDT

Fleshbot?

LosOsosdeChicago

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The Fan’s Attic — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:35:25 EDT

I might suggest that The Balls petition Denton to do double-duty at Deadspin and Fleshbot covering these sorts of matters. Maybe an on-the-ground investigative report on the making of a Bang Bros. video.

The Fan’s Attic

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Moobs — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:35:06 EDT

@The White Boom Boom: Someone get Balls a trenchcoat and a mic; he's already got the 'stache.

Moobs

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Arriaga_II — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:34:58 EDT

I think the real question is why Matt Leinart is cruising around Miami in a Jeep wasting his time with that girl.

Arriaga_II

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Steve518 — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:34:56 EDT

Bang...what is that, Slavic?

Steve518

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riskybusiness — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:34:42 EDT

I've got to say that I really love the bangbros style. That, and I'm an Eagles fan, so I'm pretty stoked about T.O. getting cut out of any picture.

+1 photoshop

riskybusiness

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Doyle McPoyle — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:34:02 EDT

All this commotion over T.O. showing up, but no one cares that Matt Leinart's chillin' in the car?

Doyle McPoyle

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Wolf Blitzer — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:33:56 EDT

T.O. merely showing up in a video? Please. Joey Harrington is the majority stakeholder in the "Naughty America" franchise.

Wolf Blitzer

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ChitownChick — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:33:45 EDT

"I contacted the BangBros."

Your mother must be so proud.

ChitownChick

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Moobs — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:33:32 EDT

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Well played, sir. Agreed.

Moobs

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EDogII — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:33:25 EDT

It suddenly smells like old fish.

EDogII

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Moobs — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:33:10 EDT

No all around; that woman would never be Brazzers material.

Moobs

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:32:37 EDT

Brazzers > BangBros.

/porn enthusiast

Hit Bull Win Steak

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Doyle McPoyle — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:32:19 EDT

What you all don't know is that the Bang Bros. are actually the Weavers.

Doyle McPoyle

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Juancho — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:32:11 EDT

Ok, I'm totally getting in trouble at work thanks to Gawker Media.

Juancho

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Jankie — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:31:57 EDT

Mark Chmura does not approve.

Jankie

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stealofthedraft — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:31:38 EDT

Get your cockporn ready?

stealofthedraft

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:30:49 EDT

Needs more Fart Hammer

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:30:48 EDT

"They superimposed him."

/Talking Goat

Weed Against Speed

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The White Boom Boom — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:30:34 EDT

A.J. Daulerio: INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER

The White Boom Boom

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Stay Away From Oprah — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:28:45 EDT

Hershel Walker can be seen in Debbie Does Dallas 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5

Stay Away From Oprah

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Stay Away From Oprah — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:27:37 EDT

pron?

Stay Away From Oprah

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teh_joe — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:27:36 EDT

like my boy says, "if it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, well it's a rat."

teh_joe

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sassydeerrun — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:27:24 EDT

Did you have that number on speed dial by chance?

sassydeerrun

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Gourmet Spud — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:26:44 EDT

T.O.'s got 3 1/2 reasons not to appear in a porn flick.

Gourmet Spud

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MattinglysSideburns — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:26:40 EDT

Santonio Holmes jokes in 5...4...3..

MattinglysSideburns

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UpstateUnderdog — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:26:31 EDT

rumor has it Ricky Williams can be seen over at beaverbong.com

UpstateUnderdog

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:25:51 EDT

Bangbros.com...a tag I hope to see more of here at ol' deadspin.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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sarah — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:25:41 EDT

I don't understand why it would be TO and not Bettis working for Bangbus.

sarah

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crazyjoedavola — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:25:36 EDT

The NFL pornography tag really should be retired. Not Favre retired, actual retired.

crazyjoedavola

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The Teufel Shuffle — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:25:30 EDT

I'd want to get the hell out of a movie starring some girl that much cellulite. Point T.O.

The Teufel Shuffle