<![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Thu, 01 May 2008 03:57:09 EDT Thu, 01 May 2008 03:57:09 EDT http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5469127 With no picks from the Browns on Saturday; the draft felt like Minus World in Super Mario Brothers.

wherewallaceat

]]> 11:383142:c5469127 Thu, 01 May 2008 03:57:09 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5371848 @the earl of weaver: +1

I was hoping that Berman would receive a throwgasm score in negative numbers. The rotund attention whore has to announce each pick before the Commish does.

BDD, this piece was superb. Good choice of beer too.

Beer-Fart

]]> 11:383142:c5371848 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:47:58 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5365510 Normally, I'd point out an innocent factual error politely...

But Drew you're a goddamn fucking Vikings fan fuck and you fucked up as you and your people usually do!

ahem. Anyway:

"It's just kinda what they have to do, given that there's no rookie cap"

There IS a cap on what NFL teams can spend on their rookies collectively (although there is no slotting system or scale). It is apportioned based on how many picks you have and where. So teams are not free to spend anything they want on a high pick no matter how big a fit he throws. Some early pick standoffs have ended because the team signed the rest of their picks and said "look, fuckface, this all we have left for your ass. Deal."

GettinMyGooseOn

]]> 11:383142:c5365510 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:52:55 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5364619 Welcome, back, Drew, Avenging Angel of NFL-Related Death. Missed you.

Rock You Like An Iracane

]]> 11:383142:c5364619 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:14:57 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5363951 "interflavorial bearbanging"

the new chi-town two-man band featuring Neck Beard and Alou

MENACEIISOBRIETY

]]> 11:383142:c5363951 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:48:02 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5363728 I think Debalkanization is on my history final next week.

Shenanigans

]]> 11:383142:c5363728 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:39:39 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5363635 Add me to the list of people who miss the Jamboroo. Thanks, BDD, you made a really shitty day a lot brighter.

BadAxe

]]> 11:383142:c5363635 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:35:29 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5363263 That was fucking phenomenal! Jamboroo, dont go, we hardly knew thee.

Wormfather

]]> 11:383142:c5363263 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:21:37 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5363220 @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: I was also impressed with this little one-liner, but you beat me to it...

Bullet_Tooth_Tony

]]> 11:383142:c5363220 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:20:07 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5362956 Okay, so the whole thing drags a bit. So flip over to something else for a bit. Check out the day's token Horrible, Early Eastern Conference Playoff Game. Or watch a flick. Or go to the gym. When you're back, there'll only have been three new picks! You didn't miss jack shit.

I did all that for this post and only 2 Throwgasms had passed.

I kid because I love...I kid because it is true.

The Professor

]]> 11:383142:c5362956 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:10:22 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5362625 I miss it, but I can't spell it right. Fuck.

That One Guy

]]> 11:383142:c5362625 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:57:37 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5362094 @Peter Cavan: Fabulous.

CIALIS COOPER

]]> 11:383142:c5362094 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:41:05 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5362060 ok, half the comments here are about something that is no longer here.

then there's a comment about plagarism?

awesome article. what's going on here?

drewheyman

]]> 11:383142:c5362060 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:39:58 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5362048 This may be the most wrathful Drew piece I've read.

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:383142:c5362048 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:39:31 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5362024 BDD: You sir, and you alone sir, have made this day worth while. As much as you miss the NFL, I miss Jambaroo. I miss the NFL too, but not nearly as much as you do. But I miss Jambaroo more than you miss the NFL. Way to slip the Spaceballs in too, now if only I could figure out how to slip the Spacecock in. Better get some more Astroglide I guess.

That One Guy

]]> 11:383142:c5362024 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:38:27 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5361731 ...given my schedule, and how much of that schedule is allocated for masturbation.

6am - sportscenter
7am - masturbate
8am - masturbate
9am - sportscenter
10am - masturbate
11am - Price is Right
noon - masturbate
1pm - masturbate
2pm - masturbate
3pm - masturbate
4pm - masturbate
5pm ... the word has lost all meaning.

Did I get that right?












Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:383142:c5361731 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:01 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5361640 Drew, I second your recommendation that teams don't use #1 on all the jerseys they give to players, but whichever draft selection they're slotted at. I think that'll makes things infinitely more hilarious when the Chiefs trade down with Cincy to the #9 pick, and when they give Ryan Clady the #5 jersey it'll remind him forever how Kansas City felt he was 4 picks worse than where they could have originally drafted him.

Of course, the NFL could always turn one of the War Rooms into a Korean sweatshop (hey, the Cardinals don't need one; they're retarded). That way, some 6-year-old could quickly sew the correct pick number to the right jersey as the player slowly meanders up to the podium. Since China is hosting the Olympics this year, human rights abuses are all the rage!

J.L. White

]]> 11:383142:c5361640 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:25:00 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5361541 @Peter Cavan:

Even after taking your girlfriend to a restaurant that plays Alice Cooper on Valentine's Day? My hat's off to you good sir!

Whitey Fisk

]]> 11:383142:c5361541 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:21:56 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5361461 In the words of Emmitt, that was fucking hilariotous.

BDoc

]]> 11:383142:c5361461 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:19:04 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5361457 @Yostal: All the more reason to love it. It is the pinnacle of the season for our losers. It really doesn't get any better for us!

/Go Wings
//Fire millen


Al Czerviks Ride

]]> 11:383142:c5361457 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:18:56 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5361381 @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: We have always been at war with East Asia.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:383142:c5361381 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:16:45 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5361355 I like the NFL Draft. I just will be at a Red Wings playoff game during it. Can you blame me for not being too excited about the NFL Draft, though, I mean, I am a Lions fan...it's like waiting at an unsafe intersection for the glorious carnage of a car accident. It's like watching a 1990s David Cronenberg film.

Yostal

]]> 11:383142:c5361355 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:16:02 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5361310 Quite possibly the greatest pre-draft pump since Mike Mamula's workouts. +1

Natrone Means Business

]]> 11:383142:c5361310 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:14:35 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5361289 Wait, I don't see the offending picture. Is there censorship on Deadspin now? I thought this was America!

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> 11:383142:c5361289 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:13:51 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5361216 @BigRicks:
Reference to Vikings' draft clock management "issues": gunshot to the head.

stealofthedraft

]]> 11:383142:c5361216 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:11:31 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5361160 @thetaxman: If you value your sanity...avoid the Dresden Dolls.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:383142:c5361160 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:08:54 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5361145 "On "Heroes," she can heal from any injury. Does that mean a fresh hymen every time? I think it does."

Laughing uncontrollably. + billions

Fat-Fat

]]> 11:383142:c5361145 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:08:17 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5361099 Ugh, why the hell did you put a picture of Chris Berman's uvula on here? I just ate lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sassydeerrun

]]> 11:383142:c5361099 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:06:36 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5361091 Jesus, that was longer than Santonio Holmes's dick.

And twice as impressive. +252.

@TheStarterWife: Have you heard the Dresden Dolls' cover?


+ Watch video

thetaxman

]]> 11:383142:c5361091 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:06:05 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5361068 I actually went to one in person at the Garden. The Kyle Brady year. The single most boring event I have ever attended. Especially for the Jet fans screaming "we want Sapp" for 2 straight hours.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:383142:c5361068 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:05:17 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5361058 @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus:

Subtitled, "Don't do what Donny Don't does."

Slothrop

]]> 11:383142:c5361058 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:04:41 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360997 Berman warrants one throwgasm? That's two throwgasms too many, BDD.

the earl of weaver

]]> 11:383142:c5360997 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:03:02 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360998 Ray Lewis said something to his team before a playoff game along the lines of: "if you can't get excited about this shit, you're in the wrong fucking business!"

Same applies here. Well done Drew.

Draft is law.

dgilmorexu

]]> 11:383142:c5360998 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:03:02 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360993 *starts the slow clap*

excellent job Mr Drew, excellent job.

That-Dude

]]> 11:383142:c5360993 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:02:54 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360988 What I love about the draft, bringing the TV outside, pulling the ping pong table out of garage, deep frying everything in site, Chiefs having 2 first round picks, and the outdoor Geroge Clinton concert following the draft.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> 11:383142:c5360988 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:02:47 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360974 @Rob Iracane: On that, we can both agree.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:383142:c5360974 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:02:12 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360965 My draft day ritual is to watch that annoying fucking ticker for no more than 3 minutes at a time. Usually after 7-8 check-ins, I learn what bust my team drafted. It's all bunk. That aside, +387 to Drew for that post.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> 11:383142:c5360965 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:01:45 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360963 @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: The Lions are simulcasting their war room to all 31 other teams, so they know exactly what M&M are doing.

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> 11:383142:c5360963 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:01:42 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360957 I heard "Poison" by Alice Cooper in a restaurant on Valentine's Day and had to buy the video on iTunes that night. My girlfriend encouraged me to do it. Alice Cooper may not have gotten me fired up for the draft, but I think he helped me later that evening, if you catch my drift.

Peter Cavan

]]> 11:383142:c5360957 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:01:30 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360952 I was hoping for updates to the 2006 NFL Draft drinking game, not only were there excellent ideas within the post itself, but the comment section provided more rules to help one get completely obliterated.

[deadspin.com]

BigRicks

]]> 11:383142:c5360952 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:01:12 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360941 This is why I didn't want images on comments. Christ.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:383142:c5360941 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:00:51 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360935 Chris McCandless just rose on the Jets draft board.

Glass_Family

]]> 11:383142:c5360935 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:00:42 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360919 He tried relating it to the time he and his buddy Stan bought a cinammon-scented plastic vagina back in college,

Wasn't Cinnamon the stripper from Connecticut?

twoeightnine

]]> 11:383142:c5360919 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:00:02 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360917 I tried to do a tweener once, but Chris Hanson was waiting for me outside.

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> 11:383142:c5360917 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:00:01 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360906 BDD: I prefer Gummi Bear Finger Cuffs.

HugsFromHarold

]]> 11:383142:c5360906 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:59:42 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360889 The Patriots are filming the Jets war room

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> 11:383142:c5360889 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:59:10 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360881 I hope the Jets take the best player available regardless of position and then play him out of position.

Mmole

]]> 11:383142:c5360881 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:58:58 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360820 @TheStarterWife: Dare we bring up the Cake version? Personally, I'm all for trumpet solos in Black Sabbath songs, but I'm not BDD.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:383142:c5360820 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:57:13 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360770 Drew, please have your assistant translate the Jamboroo into purple prose. @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Dick Milk is the Reds' pitching coach

Crookednose

]]> 11:383142:c5360770 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:55:40 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360741 @Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter: Enough about Star Jones already.

suntastic

]]> 11:383142:c5360741 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:54:26 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360717 @ BDD

+1 Teddy Graham
+1 Warren Moon jersey

for both of those lines.

I might have to go to the bathroom to laugh, cos my coworkers dont know what's going on over here


Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:383142:c5360717 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:53:25 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360670 I'm shocked. Drew enjoys Deadspin? Really?

Sh!tShow

]]> 11:383142:c5360670 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:51:53 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360637 "For the guys: Round Two with Hayden Panettiere. On "Heroes," she can heal from any injury. Does that mean a fresh hymen every time? I think it does."

Probably means your roofies aren't going to work on her either though.

And also - excellent work on today's Jamboroo.

name_goes_here

]]> 11:383142:c5360637 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:51:01 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360633 @MitchKayak: @Doyle McPoyle: Company moved back downtown last fall. Those little school desks at Bryant park are sorely missed. Although there are now hot Euro women tourists everywhere.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:383142:c5360633 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:50:50 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360559 "Since when did you start writing about sports on here? "

He tried relating it to the time he and his buddy Stan bought a cinammon-scented plastic vagina back in college, but couldn't make the bridge from that to making fun of ProFootballTalk to the NFL Draft.

Suss--

]]> 11:383142:c5360559 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:48:28 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360556 This Llewelyn guy must be stopped.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:383142:c5360556 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:48:19 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360552 @Doyle McPoyle: I think that is also known as "awkwardly flirt while pretending you're not getting led on"

See also: DU!AN

David Hume

]]> 11:383142:c5360552 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:48:11 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360535 @crazyjoedavola: I just went out for a "walk". Huzzah for spring.

MitchKayak

]]> 11:383142:c5360535 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:47:50 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360525 @MattMillenFanClub: I think it makes them soft for a while but they eventually get strong again.

sir_pantsalot

]]> 11:383142:c5360525 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:47:25 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360513 I don't think I am dealing in hyperbole here when I say this is the single most perfect column ever written.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> 11:383142:c5360513 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:46:54 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360507 @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Sorry. Completely high on codine and cough syrup today.

And apparently I write in 25pt block letters.

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:383142:c5360507 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:46:37 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360504 @crazyjoedavola: Used to eat lunch in there every day...my lunch hour quickly morphed into a three-hour bonerfest (might be why I no longer work there).

@Slothrop: Does Richard Gere count as a professional?

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:383142:c5360504 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:46:34 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360495 @TheStarterWife:

One vote for the FNM version - Patton rules.

BDD, at this point, I'd read a Jambaroo preview of a random fantasy league. Well done.

Charles

]]> 11:383142:c5360495 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:46:22 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360486 @Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter: Eee...um?

Also, who do I complain to about Goodell stealing my nickname? I'm more entitled to it, as mine is a combination of my hair color (ginger) and name (hammer (not actually my name, but the first 3 letters are the same.)

Baudolino

]]> 11:383142:c5360486 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:45:57 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360469 @The Fan's Attic:

It will, but she'll still be soaked in grease from that douchebag's hair.

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:383142:c5360469 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:45:31 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360456 @Signal to Noise: Shots all around everytime you hear "tremendous upside."

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> 11:383142:c5360456 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:45:12 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360441 Dear Throwgasm Magazine: BDD, you must be one angry sumbich to have around the house.

/wonders if dick milk makes bones stronger

MattMillenFanClub

]]> 11:383142:c5360441 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:44:44 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360432 but drew, you dont have any day one picks

ltwinslow

]]> 11:383142:c5360432 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:44:32 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360425 Was that a close-up of goatse?

Nationalcoholic

]]> 11:383142:c5360425 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:44:20 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360421 On "Heroes," she can heal from any injury. Does that mean a fresh hymen every time? I think it does.

Mucho bonus points. I hope that also means whenever she's done fucking Milo Ventimiglia that her gonorrhea will be cleared up, too.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:383142:c5360421 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:44:17 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360408 They say March 21 is the beginning of spring, but it's usually not until mid to late April when you start seeing the ladies around town rocking hot sundresses and strappy sandals, with their cleavage bouncing to and fro.

The single greatest thing about working in Manhattan. +1 if you work near Bryant Park.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:383142:c5360408 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:43:59 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360407 @Hubert Humphrey Methadone: But now BDD looks like a kicker.

Janikowski?

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> 11:383142:c5360407 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:43:53 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360394 Since when did you start writing about sports on here?

twoeightnine

]]> 11:383142:c5360394 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:43:23 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360384 @Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter: [starts puking even without knowing what that is]

It's not the NFL Draft without NFL Draft drinking games, and chugging a beer every time Mel Kiper objects to a pick is good, clean fun.

Signal to Noise

]]> 11:383142:c5360384 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:43:06 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360382 There seems to be an increasing with-us-or-with-the-terrorists tint to these posts.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:383142:c5360382 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:43:05 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360380 Dick Milk...wasn't he in NASCAR?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:383142:c5360380 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:43:01 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360373 C'mon Rams, grow a pair now that the old lady's dead and buried.

In a word: Awesome.

Sherrill-Theory

]]> 11:383142:c5360373 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:42:41 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360371 @TheStarterWife: I am want to know his opinion

You can has info?

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> 11:383142:c5360371 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:42:34 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360364 If You Don't Like This Lollipop, You Can Suck It

Not the same effect.

Suss--

]]> 11:383142:c5360364 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:42:15 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360357 Do like Lion's have a deal worked out with Mario Manningham yet?

AkAggie

]]> 11:383142:c5360357 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:41:48 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360271 "In such a situation, you have no time to think. Instinct takes over. It's either kill... or be killed."

We gotta kill the motherfuckers! Kill 'em!

+1, BDD. I'll never look at Teddy Grahams the same way again.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:383142:c5360271 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:38:53 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360261 @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Go ahead, give him the +1. Drew, you've earned it.

Hubert Humphrey Methadone

]]> 11:383142:c5360261 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:38:40 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360237 @theballadofrickeyfoggie:

Yeah, that was definitely the most hurtful.

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:383142:c5360237 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:37:43 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360232 Doyle, did you, or hopefully a professional, pull that out of your ass?

Slothrop

]]> 11:383142:c5360232 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:37:36 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360219 Due to two different BDD pieces, I am want to know his opinion of the Faith No More cover of "War Pigs".

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:383142:c5360219 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:37:11 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360216 @Doyle McPoyle: It's heart surgery.

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter

]]> 11:383142:c5360216 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:37:05 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360181 @Doyle McPoyle: Damn...what the hell?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:383142:c5360181 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:36:07 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360146 The #1 jersey makes all the white players look like kickers, and all the black players look like Warren Moon

Quite possibly one of the funniest things I've read all year.

+1(?)

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> 11:383142:c5360146 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:34:52 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360147 You too can help yourself to a Loving spoonful of my dick milk.

Let's all be friends, shall we?

Lupicas!XofullofBile

]]> 11:383142:c5360147 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:34:52 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360139 Teddy Grahams in a 69...BDD, you owe me another new monitor. +1.

I'm so freakin' ready for the draft. Who's on the clock?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:383142:c5360139 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:34:42 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360129 @Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter: I don't even want to know what the fuck that is.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:383142:c5360129 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:34:24 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360105 @Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter: Mom?

notthequarterback

]]> 11:383142:c5360105 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:35 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360101 No games on Deadspin? What about "thinly veil the misogyny" and "world sexual frustration series"?

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:383142:c5360101 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:23 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360095 I just picked up the barrel, threw it in the kegerator, and have the wife preparing the food for the all day drunk that is the NFL Draft!

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> 11:383142:c5360095 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:09 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360094 Here's the thing, Leitch. Your favorite team plays 162 games every year (and this year, only 162).

+1 fucking billion.

notthequarterback

]]> 11:383142:c5360094 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:08 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360089 With Crispy Critters clearly being the breakfast snack.

The Sports Hernia

]]> 11:383142:c5360089 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:01 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360078 Okay, so the whole thing drags a bit. So flip over to something else for a bit. Check out the day's token Horrible, Early Eastern Conference Playoff Game. Or watch a flick. Or go to the gym.

Or, you know, watch a baseball game. It's 40% less boring than the draft!

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:383142:c5360078 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:32:41 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360070 I haven't read this post yet, but I feel comfortable giving Drew a +1 already.

MeSoHornsby

]]> 11:383142:c5360070 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:32:29 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360064 Cutting The Time Between Selections From 15 Minutes To 10

As a Vikes fan I'm surprised you're so in favor of this.

VTBen

]]> 11:383142:c5360064 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:32:18 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360058 Unfortunately, there won't be any Emmitt for this year's draft. Which is too bad, because I was crazy excited to hear him talk about a player's agulation, not to mention lazurus quickness, excellenteration, and overall dexatrim. Taking Matt Ryan at Number 3? That is a fucking Debalkanization!

I'm spent.

VidaBlueBalls

]]> 11:383142:c5360058 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:32:10 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5360048 @BigTenObsession: "A plagarist? You take that back!"

- Will

theballadofrickeyfoggie

]]> 11:383142:c5360048 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:31:45 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5359987 you fucking twee assfingerer

If insulting Will is the way to get posting privileges, these comments are going to get a lot nastier.

/you donkey-fucking pedophilic plagiarist

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:383142:c5359987 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:29:40 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5359986 I think March deserves a big double F U for all of the basket ball shown on TV.

sir_pantsalot

]]> 11:383142:c5359986 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:29:37 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5359944 Yes!
Jambaroo > Balls Deep.

Steaming Donkey Poop > Guest Lecture Series.


The Diesel

]]> 11:383142:c5359944 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:28:10 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5359915 And you, Will Leitch! Yes you, you raging anti-draftite! You too can help yourself to a heaping spoonful of my dick milk

The only column which bites the hand that feeds. I love it.

+1 for the South Park smelling-own-farts reference too.

Afino

]]> 11:383142:c5359915 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:27:07 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5359891 I find your lack of Boilermakers in the header offensive.

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:383142:c5359891 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:26:21 EDT <![CDATA[If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo#c5359854 Jam-ba-roo???

YOU BETTA ASKKKKKKKKKK SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Afino

]]> 11:383142:c5359854 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:24:55 EDT