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It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

MenaceIISobriety — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:40:51 EDT

...and i'm gonna be HIGH...as kite...my friend

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

theblackdog — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:33:03 EDT

Am I the only one not surprised that he's going to a team that has been known in the past for having players that have binders full of arrest records?

theblackdog

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

wherewallaceat — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:37:20 EDT

Damn he would have fit in great during Michael "sniff" Irvin days.

wherewallaceat

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

J-No — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:00:46 EDT

The TX Penal League is going to have a very good year.

J-No

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

THE hoi polloi — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:50:43 EDT

He's a pair of dark glasses and piano away from singing, "Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm yours..."

THE hoi polloi

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

Silky John-STON! — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:34:05 EDT

He's in this bitch with the Jerry, got a handful of stacks, better grab an umbrella.

Silky John-STON!

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

Owen Good — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:14:07 EDT

So much for even skipping past ESPN for the next week

Leigh Anne Schreiber, you just banked your next column topic.

Way to go, Ed Werder apparently single sources a story and the AP "confirms it" with the two teams involved. Hooray for ESPN!!!!1!1111elevenShiftOne

Owen Good

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

Laser Guided — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:41:59 EDT

@Tyreeeeeli: correction, i fucked katie too, man.

Laser Guided

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

Tyreeeeeli — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:35:00 EDT

can't you see t.o. and pacman double teaming jessica simpson while a scared tony romo watches, like in that mad real world skit from chapelle's show? i know i can. high five!

Tyreeeeeli

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

sarah — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:34:36 EDT

"Jones must pay $500,000 to a charity chosen by the Titans sometime in the next two years."

The Titans Human Fund?

sarah

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

Tugnutt's Five-Hole — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:33:19 EDT

Can a return to the glory years of the "White House"at Valley Ranch be far behind?

Tugnutt's Five-Hole

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

SonofSpurrier — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:20:19 EDT

See you in hell Pacman, we could've used you this season you fucking asshat.

SonofSpurrier

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

RugDaniels — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:10:58 EDT

Pacman will be comforted by the Texas court system's sterling record of treating African Americans fairly.

RugDaniels

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

Whitey Fisk — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:59:37 EDT

The Titans agreed to a trade "in principle." The principle being that they didn't want Pacman Jones on their team anymore.

Whitey Fisk

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:57:18 EDT

The race for the Cowboys' 2008 Mark Tuinei Citizenship Award is now officially over.

Jefferson Short Bus

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

LosOsosdeChicago — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:55:54 EDT

He could've stopped the blonde from getting blue icing on Romo...with a shotgun.

LosOsosdeChicago

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

Juancho — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:52:45 EDT

Make it rain, I'm makin' it snow...

Juancho

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

amorphous — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:51:47 EDT

Good thing Parcells is gone. Pacman would have been throwin' dolla bills at those titties.

amorphous

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

MeanMachine — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:51:44 EDT

Jerry Jones maybe admires Al Davis a little too much. I hope this ends in a rain of crazy in Dallas.

MeanMachine

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

strong like bull smart like tractor — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:50:50 EDT

Dallas-area strippers just moved up a tax bracket.

strong like bull smart like tractor

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

Patchy Drizzle — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:49:49 EDT

The Dirty.com just opened a Dallas bureau.

Patchy Drizzle

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

Thundercracker — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:49:13 EDT

its good that a year of hard work repairing his image and cleaning up his life was worth it...

Thundercracker

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

twoeightnine — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:47:37 EDT

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twoeightnine

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

JimmyChitwood — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:45:35 EDT

I give it five days before Tank busts a cap in his ass.

JimmyChitwood

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

Chief Wahoo — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:44:32 EDT

He should feel right at home at the White House.

Chief Wahoo

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

ClueHeywood — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:42:19 EDT

YEEEEHAW I AM FUCKING MAKIN' IT RAIN!

ClueHeywood

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

jwaves2007 — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:40:54 EDT

Texas has great strip clubs. He should be happy.

jwaves2007

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:40:17 EDT

Every Thanksgiving, instead of white jerseys, the Cowboys will wear collard shirts.

Jefferson Short Bus

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

Seabass — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:40:16 EDT

This should work out about as well as Quincy Carter worked out in Dallas.

Seabass

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

Sherrill-Theory — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:39:42 EDT

How's Pacman going to top T.O. in the bangbros photo?

Sherrill-Theory

It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

Johnny LaRue — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:39:11 EDT

Return To Glory, Dallas Style! Now they really need to sign Johnson and all start committing felonies again, so Goddell has to hand the trophy over to Jones.

Johnny LaRue