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Welcome Back, Pacman; We Await The Rain You Shall Make

Mean Green Priapasm — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:23:39 EDT

@ And_You_Shall_Know_Me @1:48

The only thing more important to us than executing innocent people, the mentally handicapped and born-again Christians is property rights.

Mean Green Priapasm

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Mr. Bigglesworth — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:50:20 EDT

@And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its: I think it has to do with the polygamy.

Mr. Bigglesworth

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EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:13:08 EDT

@André Roussimoff: Wish me luck on Priceline

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

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BreakfastBourbon — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:40:50 EDT

@Signal to Noise: I think Aikman does a lot of things without much self-awareness these days.

BreakfastBourbon

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André Roussimoff — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:32:01 EDT

I love how they announce the changing rules, and then say they are going in effect on Monday - letting everyone know they have one last weekend to enjoy underage stripping in Dallas.

André Roussimoff

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The Sports Hernia — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:26:09 EDT

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese... mac: Michael Cole loves you for saying that.

The Sports Hernia

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sassydeerrun — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:24:57 EDT

@Signal to Noise: So, so true.

sassydeerrun

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:14:38 EDT

Here's what will happen some time during the season: both Troy Aikman and Daryl Johnston will slam the trade, saying Jones is too much of a distraction and troublemaker...without one hint of irony or self-awareness.

Signal to Noise

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Dan Levy — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:14:34 EDT

I love the graphic (especially the legs, red high heels and handcuffs)

• 12-year old girl
• Document Identity and Age
• Enclosed VIP rooms
• Shut Down

I'll take "ways to describe Pac Man's career" for 200 Alex.

Dan Levy

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Von Hayes — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:14:28 EDT

@MeanMachine: Brilliant, but to be honest, I was expecting something more offensive.

Von Hayes

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TomahawkFlop — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:13:29 EDT

Sounds like the perfect opportunity for a BangBros Dallas volume.

TomahawkFlop

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:10:59 EDT

I thought Liberty City would sign Pac Man.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:10:18 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Yes, too soon.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:10:09 EDT

Daytona's the "bullet wound and c-section scar" stripper capital of the world, which has to count for something, right guys?

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Crookednose — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:09:47 EDT

The hate of the Cowboys must be refreshed from time to time with the infusion of new assholes.

Crookednose

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:08:40 EDT

@SlickBomb: @ltwinslow: Montréal just wonders who's fighting for second.

Dr. Michael Mancini

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Arriaga_II — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:08:30 EDT

"The new ordinance comes after a 12-year-old girl was discovered performing at an all-nude strip club."

Mr. Jones? Chris Henry's agent is on line 3.

Arriaga_II

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:06:43 EDT

Chun Li just joined the Chargers' cheerleading squad.

Jefferson Short Bus

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MeanMachine — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:05:58 EDT

@Von Hayes: 2 comments now.

MeanMachine

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:05:53 EDT

However it ends, it most likely will end in Dealey Plaza.

Too soon?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:04:03 EDT

@ClueHeywood: Damn, and just after Pac Man ate the big pill.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Babcocksure — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:03:48 EDT

Blinky just moved out of town

/badjoke

Babcocksure

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the earl of weaver — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:03:29 EDT

He won't have to look far for a big pair of breasts with Wade Phillips around.

the earl of weaver

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Matt_T — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:03:23 EDT

This is going to end poorly when Pacman catches Wade stealing from his stash of delicious power pills.

Matt_T

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Al Czerviks Ride — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:03:16 EDT

With the 15th pick in the 2008 NFL Draft, the Detroit Lions select, Ninja Gaiden, WR, Japan.

Al Czerviks Ride

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Von Hayes — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:02:51 EDT

Check out the solitary comment under that news story about the 12 year old...

You're right sir, it is redicilous (sic)

Von Hayes

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ClueHeywood — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:02:45 EDT

Dan Snyder just signed Blinky, Inky, Pinky and Clyde to seven-year guaranteed deals worth $90 mil each.

ClueHeywood

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:02:23 EDT

@sassydeerrun: Yeah, but only because Al Davis is living in Walt Disney's freezer.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:01:26 EDT

@gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga: I root for him to meet the 21th century version of LT...and then follow Joey T's career path...minus the MNF stopover.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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The Teufel Shuffle — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:00:58 EDT

Resurrect the White House!

The Teufel Shuffle

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sassydeerrun — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:00:46 EDT

Old felons never die; their rap sheet ends at Jerry Jones' pen.

The Rams are on the clock, and it is looking good for Q-Bert getting signed.

sassydeerrun

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Jerkwheat — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:00:38 EDT

Al Davis just signed Yars and that fucker is out for Revenge.

Jerkwheat

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Afino — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:59:05 EDT

wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka

BEW BEW BEW

Afino

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TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:58:17 EDT

I don't have to root for him, he plays for the fucking Cowboys.

TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:57:34 EDT

@goathair: The Niners just signed Q-Bert. The Browns passed, saying they had their gay quota.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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ltwinslow — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:57:24 EDT

@SlickBomb:
Atlanta would like a word with you

ltwinslow

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goathair — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:56:11 EDT

Donkey Kong just signed with the Ravens.

goathair

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suntastic — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:55:32 EDT

/threadjack

Here's all you need to know about ESPN chats:

Chris (Aggieland): Are there any good tightends in the 2008 draft .

Chad Ford : (1:53 PM ET ) Wrong chat

Actually, that's all you need to know about Aggies as well.

/unthreadjack

suntastic

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:55:27 EDT

Tenay's BAC was probably high enough to win a batting title.

Jefferson Short Bus

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:55:03 EDT

Ferry grilled her. she broke down and admitted she's only 10.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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LosOsosdeChicago — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:54:48 EDT

Does Pacman know where Nate Newton keeps his stash?

LosOsosdeChicago

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Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:53:14 EDT

Look, if that 12-year old didn't want to be forced into the sex industry, she shouldn't have been hanging around that Miley Cyrus concert.

Doyle McPoyle

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:53:03 EDT

Given that it was TNA, this interview also involved a triple heel turn, 12 run-ins, Shark Boy and Curry Man randomly dancing, and preceded a reverse battle royal Coal Miner's Glove on a Pole electrified cage match given away on free TV.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Secret Identity — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:52:43 EDT

Hey...he's got hoes in different area codes.

Secret Identity

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Threat Level: Midnight — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:52:13 EDT

So it's cold enough to wear that hat, but warm enough for no sleeves? I guess I just won't ever get it.

Threat Level: Midnight

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Nacho Friendly — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:52:03 EDT

get yer Pacporn ready

Nacho Friendly

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jwaves2007 — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:50:07 EDT

Too bad they already sold the name to the new stadium. I'm guessing that Pacman would have brought more bidders.

jwaves2007

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Matt_T — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:49:55 EDT

Romo better be careful or Jessica may be the new Mrs Pacman

Matt_T

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:49:37 EDT

Even pacman knows Tenay is a hack.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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Civil Negligence — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:49:32 EDT

The only good that can come out of this is a supporting role for Pacman on TO's new TV show.

He should be the wacky childhood-friend of TO from the playground days in West Philly who is getting used to the rich life-styles of Dallas, while also chasing TO's single female cousin.

Civil Negligence

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:48:35 EDT

Does the deal mention what will happen to his personalized Corvette?

Because if he puts it back up for sale...

TheStarterWife

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And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:48:05 EDT

A 12-year old girl!?!? (From the link) How do they not have the power to close a place after that? It's Texas! Maybe they can execute the owners, but the place has to be allowed to remain open?

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its