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Tracy McGrady Is The Reason You Sometimes Feel Lonely

Lo_JackedNo.7 — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:53:45 EDT

@grungedave: T-Mac:Dream :: Candle:Sun

Tracy McGrady Is The Reason You Sometimes Feel Lonely

drewheyman — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:14:43 EDT

Just like T-Mac. Taking all the shots, making all the passes, fighting for all the rebounds. Drinking all the beer.

Now he wants all the blame! Hey T-Mac! Remember to share.

drewheyman

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:50:33 EDT

@asliceofbacon: T-Mac, just beat your girlfriend. It always makes the situation better.

/WhitneyBobby'd

NovakAintNoJokovic

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Al Czerviks Ride — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:35:51 EDT

*Door opens.
"Hi, I'm Tracy."
"Hi Tracy, welcome. Lets go around the room, shall we?"
"Scott Norwood, nice to meet you."
"Hi Tracy, I'm Steve Bartman."
"Heya, Steve Smith, eh?"
"Hi Tracy, I'm known around New York simply as Isiah."
"I'm Matt. Tracy? What kinda name is that? Where are your testacles?"
"Hey- I'm Don Mattingly."

Al Czerviks Ride

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Secret Identity — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:35:04 EDT

Did George W. Bush quit even after losing the popular vote? No! Did he quit after losing millions of dollars of his father's friends' money in failed oil companies? No! Did he quit after knocking that girl up? No! Did he quit after he got that DUI? No! Did he quit after his arrest for drunk and disorderly conduct at a football game? No!

Secret Identity

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CharlesBronsonPinchot — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:25:10 EDT

"The Holocaust. Blame me. It's my fault."

-Tracy McGrady

CharlesBronsonPinchot

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grungedave — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:01:55 EDT

Did Hakeem Olajuwon apologize when the Rockets went down 0-2 to the Suns in 1994 and 1995? Hell no. He went out and kicked a little ass.

Tracy is taking a different approach.

grungedave

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Secret Identity — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:56:29 EDT

@Clare:

I'm lonely (but I ain't that lonely yet)...

/jack n' meg

Secret Identity

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Aith — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:56:07 EDT

Dear T-Mac,
I wish I was a little bit taller.
I wish I was a balla.

Thanks a lot Dick.

Aith

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Clare — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:54:47 EDT

T-Mac's gonna be lonely for the rest of his life
Unless you come around

Clare

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:53:27 EDT

@futuremrsrickankiel: @HazelMaesLandingStrip: You guys both bought the DaVinci Code? Um, yeah, you're out of the band.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Secret Identity — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:53:27 EDT

Boo hoo, Toronto's too cold, we don't get real ESPN up here, there's curling on TV too often, there aren't any black people, waaaaaaahhhh, SUCK IT, MCGRADY!

Secret Identity

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:06 EDT

@muggsybogues: Didn't read the Jamboroo, didja?

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:50:00 EDT

It's Raptor Karma. It follows his cousin Vince Carter around, and it will follow T-Mac until he retires without a win in a playoff series.

Signal to Noise

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CIALIS COOPER — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:45:43 EDT

I wondered who left the milk out on the counter all night. Thanks for the tip, Deadspin!

CIALIS COOPER

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Tuffy — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:45:10 EDT

@Suss--: Timothy Van Patten?

Tuffy

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Mr. Bigglesworth — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:44:15 EDT

@HebrewHammer: I would have guessed Thunderbird...

Mr. Bigglesworth

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Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:43:41 EDT

Meh. T-Mac just re-read a bunch of Who's Sorry Now golden oldies. He's pissed he's not approved for comments.

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:40:17 EDT

On the other hand, Silkk the Shocker accepts no blame whatsoever. No blame whatsoever. No blame whatsoever.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:40:16 EDT

@Suss--: Your comment once again confirms my theory: Germans love David Hasselhoff.

Weed Against Speed

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Arriaga_II — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:40:15 EDT

The San Andreas Fault? All Tracy.

Arriaga_II

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muggsybogues — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:40:13 EDT

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: spare us the generic racial comparisons, douche.

muggsybogues

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:38:37 EDT

@Suss--: Dad?

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

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Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:37:34 EDT

T-Mac never meant to give you mushrooms, girl.

Doyle McPoyle

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Sherrill-Theory — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:37:09 EDT

@Suss--: Ironically, Frank Stallone is also slated to take over for Jimmy Fallon after he flames out in 2011.

Sherrill-Theory

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Sherrill-Theory — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:35:34 EDT

@VTBen: It's just no good anymore since Yao went away (NUMBAH!) ...

Sherrill-Theory

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:35:14 EDT

"It's not my fault DeShawn Stevenson called Lebron overrated, though. That shit's all on him."

Magnakai Haaskivi

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:34:57 EDT

And if the Rockets do advance to the second round, you know who we need to thank?

You guessed it.

Matt Sussman

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:34:47 EDT

Why is Warren Moon playing basketball?

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

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Tuffy — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:34:37 EDT

I always beat Tracy McGrady at Hide and Seek because I always hide in the second round.

/playground beatdown

Tuffy

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:34:27 EDT

@futuremrsrickankiel: Yeah I was pretty pissed at myself for blowing 10 bucks on that heap of shit.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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7th Floor King Dingaling — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:34:24 EDT

@HebrewHammer: I prefer OE myself

7th Floor King Dingaling

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:34:14 EDT

But did he apologize to Ms. Jackson?

The Fan’s Attic

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asliceofbacon — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:34:13 EDT

T-Mac, just blame your girlfriend. It always makes the situation better.

asliceofbacon

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7th Floor King Dingaling — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:33:45 EDT

Being around Van Gundy too long wore off on him

7th Floor King Dingaling

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:33:06 EDT

The "Not Me" gremlin from The Family Circus was seen sneaking away during the interview.

Weed Against Speed

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Tomato and Basil McRae — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:32:49 EDT

Well, he did apologize a trillion times.

Tomato and Basil McRae

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:32:21 EDT

I always blamed T-Mac for what happened at Pearl Harbor.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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SlantedAndDisenchanted — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:31:44 EDT

Hate to say it T-Mac, but Eli Manning completely fucked up the curve. There are no more excuses!

SlantedAndDisenchanted

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VTBen — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:31:40 EDT

One is the loneliest, number one is the loneliest
Number one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest, one is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

VTBen

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:30:10 EDT

I'm sorry you don't like the NFL Draft. Nah, I'm not. Suck it.

-BDD

The Fan’s Attic

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futuremrsrickankiel — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:29:32 EDT

Wow. I haven't seen self-flagellation like this since The DaVinci Code.

futuremrsrickankiel

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martyfunkhauser — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:29:01 EDT

You forgot about Yao's foot injury.

martyfunkhauser

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goathair — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:56 EDT

That jersey is enormous.

goathair

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Matt_T — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:36 EDT

He penned the song Sorry (2004) for Ruben Studdard.

Matt_T

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Unsilent Majority — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:05 EDT

It's Tracy's fault that Ape got dooced.

Unsilent Majority

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HebrewHammer — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:27:51 EDT

People drink Heineken in Houston? I figured they all drank Colt 45.

HebrewHammer

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:26:51 EDT

Besides, I thought every thing was A-Rod's fault.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:24:16 EDT

Waaah. Man up, ya pansy!

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Spectator — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:24:07 EDT

I blame Tom Hicks

Spectator

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The Teufel Shuffle — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:23:25 EDT

Don Mattingly empathizes.

The Teufel Shuffle

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:23:18 EDT

"Now we can blame him for everything!"
"It's your fault I'm bald."
"I'm sorry!"
"It's your fault I'm old."
"I'm sorry!"
"It's your fault I can't talk!"
"I'm sorry!"
"It's your fault America has lost its way!"
"I'm sorry!"
"It's all your fault! It's all your fault! It's all your fault!"

Matt Sussman