Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers - Deadspin Comments

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

rdldr1 — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:15:46 EDT

Joe Smith may think hes in the Major Leagues, but hes no professional.

rdldr1

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

Convict78 — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:41:21 EDT

Joe Smith, I thought you were black. Never mind; you ain't got shit.

/Chick who snapped the Santonio Holmes picture.

Convict78

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

Laser Guided — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:31:41 EDT

@CreamsicleOrange: Dark Side of the Locker Room: Joe Smith was yelling some stuff and then some other stuff at me.

Laser Guided

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

Chareth Cutestory, Maritime Lawyer — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:26:15 EDT

Well, this does make sense considering Billy Wagner being his mentor on the team.

Chareth Cutestory, Maritime Lawyer

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

FriendsLikeJimRome — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:32:57 EDT

Wow, he embarrassed those twelve year olds, huh?

FriendsLikeJimRome

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

HernandezStache — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:31:56 EDT

He should save his energy and heckle Carlos Delgado, who by the way-sucks

HernandezStache

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

kayceebk — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:08:38 EDT

@CreamsicleOrange: Careful. Mariotti was lur. . . oh WHO AM I KIDDING?? Mariotti doesn't like sports!

kayceebk

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

NovakAintNoJokovic — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:04:35 EDT

Still,
Joe Smith, NY Met > Joe Smith, LDS Founder > Joe Smith, Cleveland Cav

NovakAintNoJokovic

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

CreamsicleOrange — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:45:52 EDT

Good thing he wasn't heckling a writer because we then would have been subjected to a column on here that attempts to make us feel bad for the media.

CreamsicleOrange

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

Pretty Much Just Another Group of Unassuming, Dangling Modifier Words — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:29:33 EDT

Wright State alum, represent!

/welcome to the new you

Pretty Much Just Another Group of Unassuming, Dangling Modifier Words

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

notthequarterback — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:22:02 EDT

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns brought to you by Diebold: That video was dum-dum-dum-dum-DUM.

notthequarterback

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Whitey Fisk — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:09:16 EDT

@Suss--:

Hecklin' da fanz here.

Whitey Fisk

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:06:53 EDT

Joe Smith, huh? He looks pretty good for being 207 years old...and having multiple wives hounding him constantly.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

BigTenObsession — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:06:13 EDT

@Crookednose:

That's not true - I knew it.

It was because of a video game, but still...

BigTenObsession

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

starksgotejected — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:04:57 EDT

@starksgotejected: whoops, it's alive again!

starksgotejected

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

starksgotejected — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:04:17 EDT

Ah youtube clip of Joe Smith doing or saying something, we hardly knew ye.

starksgotejected

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

suntastic — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:03:52 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: +1. Beat me to it.

suntastic

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

suntastic — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:03:30 EDT

Thanks for the narration, Carl Monday.

suntastic

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

Weed Against Speed — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:03:29 EDT

*New York Met

/dumbass

Weed Against Speed

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:03:05 EDT

"I'm the most generically named guy in the big leagues, you idiot!"

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

Weed Against Speed — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:02:53 EDT

Kevin McHale just signed Chicago Cub Joe Smith to a secret five year contract.

Weed Against Speed

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

7th Floor King Dingaling — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:00:57 EDT

That narrator really needs to learn how to articulate his thoughts better. He was very unclear on what was going on in that clip

7th Floor King Dingaling

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

Spanish Necktie — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:00:51 EDT

@Suss--: An all-time classic. "You're the best, Bellows! You're a fuckin' superstar!"

Spanish Necktie

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

Crookednose — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:00:32 EDT

"I'm in the big leagues, you idiot."

And yet, no one outside the Smith family knew that till now. Way to Big League the fans, Mr. Mormon.

Crookednose

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:00:30 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Expect to see Favre blow out his ACL while drinking beer/pitching horseshoes later this year...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

HazelMaesLandingStrip — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:59:22 EDT

@Afino: One last symbolic gesture of Favre spunk guzzling?

HazelMaesLandingStrip

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

Dan Levy — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:57:34 EDT

@The Sports Hernia:
Seriously. What was Joe Smith doing in that video? He was doing something. If only the narrator could describe what he was doing to the fans.

Dan Levy

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

Matt Sussman — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:55:24 EDT

One of the fans, it should be known, was Brian Bellows.

Matt Sussman

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

Matt Sussman — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:53:31 EDT

So what. I'm confused. Joe Smith was doing what with the fans?

Matt Sussman

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

Afino — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:53:21 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus:

Even as a Packers fan.......why?

Afino

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:53:16 EDT

David Cone just leaned back, looked down, and smirked like he's never smirked before.

Doyle McPoyle

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

Whitey Fisk — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:52:59 EDT

85% of the people have jobs; the rest go to Wrigley to heckle Joe Smith.

/elia

Whitey Fisk

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J-No — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:52:27 EDT

Did anything happen to any other team or in any other MLB park this week? Just checking.

J-No

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

Signal to Noise — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:52 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Peter King just pre-ordered 5,000 copies.

Signal to Noise

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

Arriaga_II — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:50:11 EDT

You know, I believe Joe Smith was heckling some fans in that clip.

Arriaga_II

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

ArkansasFred — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:49:37 EDT

MTV is really cutting back on Yo Momma's budget.

ArkansasFred

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

crazyjoedavola — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:49:02 EDT

Afterwards Joe sent them an autographed jock.

crazyjoedavola

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

Cialis Cooper — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:48:46 EDT

Do you chew tobacaco with that mouth?

Cialis Cooper

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:48:21 EDT

threadjack

[kotaku.com]
/threadjack

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:48:13 EDT

You stay classy...

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

Joe Smith, Raising The Level Of Discourse In The Wrigley Field Bleachers

The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:47:33 EDT

But Joe, I really do have shit. I gotta go.

/shits pants.

The Fan’s Attic

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The Sports Hernia — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:47:01 EDT

The narrator of the video is a real wordsmith.

The Sports Hernia