As If The Mavericks Don't Have Enough Problems - Deadspin Comments

As If The Mavericks Don't Have Enough Problems

Laser Guided — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:51:27 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: I don't think he's crazy, just occupying himself. Read up on him, some of his filings are actually pretty funny (they at least show he isn't, like, bat-shit crazy)

Laser Guided

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LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:40:08 EDT

They moved to weN snaelrO like 5 years ago, people!

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:39:28 EDT

This guy interned with Weintraub.

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Al Czerviks Ride — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:34:16 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: It got better

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:33:40 EDT

@Rob Iracane: is he a newt yet?

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peytonloveskenny — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:31:10 EDT

@LeagueofShadows: Only it makes more sense.

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Matt_T — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:30:54 EDT

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:29:13 EDT

And what do you get if you spell Jason Kidd backwards? Ddik Nosaj. In Hungarian, the word ddik means "bad" and nosaj means "trade".

Brazil Thrill

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Al Czerviks Ride — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:26:25 EDT

I've been waiting for three years for confirmation, but now I can take my article on how Dirk is a big jerk to print- celebration time, yo!

Al Czerviks Ride

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Fiver — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:25:54 EDT

I always thought that solitary confinement was all you really needed for "proper recreation".

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LeagueofShadows — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:23:52 EDT

His lawsuit reads like a Dee Mirich poem.

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:22:21 EDT

@Rob Iracane: Na Buck Ram

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Pete Gaines — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:21:52 EDT

Has anyone ever gone to interview this guy? Is he nuts or just fucking with everyone?

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hockalees — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:21:43 EDT

Oddly enough, "Dunking Over My Life" is also the title of Sean Bradley's new biography.

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Proverbial — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:21:33 EDT

SaLad huh, I guess that explains why Cuban has been tossed so much.

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BigTenObsession — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:17:59 EDT

Here's what has his hamster wheel smoking this time.

Man, Nibbles is really branching out with his fuck-ups.

/sorry, Rob.

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Al Czerviks Ride — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:17:23 EDT

@Office Glenn: But Pac Man is coming, so it's kinda a wash...

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being_sven — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:17:11 EDT

"Nowitzki is sending me to Nuremburg trials, because I know the Mavericks bet on basketball games..."

Time-travel? How Vonnegut of him...

being_sven

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Rob Iracane — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:16:54 EDT

If you spell Mark Cuban backwards he turns back into a newt.

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hockalees — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:16:46 EDT

I seek a restraining order from defendants to stop Mavericks basketball for the 2008 season.

Based on the Mavs' current playoff "effort", most of Dallas agrees right now.

hockalees

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I Shot the Sherrill, But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:16:25 EDT

Frivolous lawsuits, that awful collared-shirt/jersey combination on Cuban ... yes, these are dark times in Dallas.

I Shot the Sherrill, But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy

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Sherrill-Theory — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:15:43 EDT

@Al Czerviks Ride: We're talking about people, right?

And as long as it's "Respectfully submitted", I say go nuts buddy.

Sherrill-Theory

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And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:13:47 EDT

I swear, without this man's existence, law school professors would have no idea how to show how "fun and laid-back" they are.

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

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Al Czerviks Ride — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:13:39 EDT

Wait- dude's getting Cubans in solitary?

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How do you spell retard? — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:12:14 EDT

Are any those people really celebrities? Maybe Martha.

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:10:28 EDT

" If you spell Dallas backwards it says SaLaD"

Well, shit, if he's right about THAT, then -- !

Matt Sussman