<![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE) - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE) - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @Civil Negligence: Great Michael Scott reference.

He said "I Love You" in the sort of douche-baggity way you'd expect from a New York Yankee. And she clearly thought the camera was off.

Joetimek

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> No, Yes.

I'd like to reiterate that second part. Yes.

byproxy

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @HuckNPluck: guh. I grew up in NYC and know this about George all too well. I stand corrected. Shoulda said Cashman.

Johnny LaRue

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @Bring Me The Head of Karim Garcia: rookie mistake...? or, did I think the racist joke was so clever it warranted repeating?

/rookie mistake

Bring Me The Head of Karim Garcia

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> (photo on right): INVIZIBUL BRONSKY

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> "Howsabout we go for a firewater and see where the night takes us, hm?"

Bring Me The Head of Karim Garcia

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> "Hey, let's go get a firewater and see where the night takes us, hm?"

Bring Me The Head of Karim Garcia

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @Johnny LaRue: You clearly don't live in NY. Steinbrenner would prefer Zito, because he's failing midway through a semi-successful career.

HuckNPluck

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> I don't know, women look at me like that all the time.

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> deadspin editor to-do list:

1. repeatedly post erin andrews side view to give laser-guided a rager he was to hide at work...every day!

Laser Guided

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> I've seen TV people give that look a thousand times. She was pissed at the producer in her ear, not Chamberlain.

David Pinto

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> My interview with Erin Andrews would probably start well, but eventually involve screaming, shredding clothing sounds, animalistic grunts and posturing, police, and a taser.

I commend Joba for keeping it together.

Schluby

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Sports Illustrated's Hot Clicks blog contacted Andrews about the incident, and she said her reaction had nothing to do w/ Joba.

""He said nothing of the sort. He's a sweetheart. It was my fault. I was looking over at my producer at the end, asking him what we needed to get next from him because I had to do another interview with him about the bugs in Cleveland. Again, my fault I shouldn't have looked away so quick. I didn't think that would be included on interview."

[sportsillustrated.cnn.com]

Bluenatic

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> You just know that Bruce Pearl is currently feverishly scanning the Knoxville phone book for skin-bleaching treatments.

RonZookonRedBull

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: asshole.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @Al Czerviks Ride: How *about* some, dumbass

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> "Do you want a tit-Joba?"

Gus Johnson's Cardiologist

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]>

[outpost22.jtree.net]
Thanks, Buddy.

Thanks, Leia.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> "Erin, care to toke on my pipe and join me on a vision quest?"

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> I can't fault Joba too much. If I ever met Erin Andrews I'd probably make a pass at her too. And of course, it'd be unsuccessful because I'm not laid back like Tom Brady, nor do I use products for my skin.

elwood

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Erin: My throat is kinda sore.
Joba: How some of Dr. J's throat lozenges?
Erin:*bug face*



Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Being from Nebraska he asked her "Do wanna husk my corn?'

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Elijah Dukes: once, now, & always a shit-stirrer. Keep on keepin' on, E.D.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Doesn't Oakland realize that all those walks just clog up the bases?

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @Billy Packer Packs Fudge: You leave Joba alone! He's all natural!

StupidAngelos

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @MiggytheTiggy: Good to hear, since I'm oldest of 3.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @Doyle McPoyle: HELL, NO! He does "Dick in Dixie" and "Country Heroes". Excellent, excellent stuff.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Mmmmm, big fake breasts.

Natzzzzzz

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: I caught a Hank III gig recently, great show.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> What's missing from that video is that Joba's not wearing any pants.

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> "If ya don't stop shittin' in ya cage, you dead, dawg. You dead too, monkeys and elephants."

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Meanwhile, the Mariners, do they have the buyers' remorse yet?

StupidAngelos

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @Jews For Purple Jesus: +1.

Mr. Bigglesworth

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon:

SHIT!

I've been cut already?

/been wanting to make that joke

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @crazyjoedavola:

And just in time to face Kelly Johnson again, who has one of the 3.

Better times!

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: He's the one that sings "Honky Tonk Ba'donkadonk", right?

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> So will Willie Mays Hayes be joining Rick Vaughn in the California Penal League this year?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Who wants to sex the Joba?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> 4 Grand slams in the NL this year, 3 of which were given up by the Mets bullpen. Good times.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> I'm not your buddy, gal!

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Sorry all you stiff dicks. Bull Frog's endorsement budget is spent.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> I guess Joba didn't hear. Erin likes brothers

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @MitchKayak: The only "new" country act I like is Hank Williams III. Most of the ones I listen to are dead.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @sassydeerrun: Spied and videotaped, right?

No love for the double Tribe smackdown of the Royals?

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Yes, Joba Chamberlain flew too close to the sun, and now must fall back to Earth to fend for himself like other mortals. Pray for him.

"Now the crowd breaks and a young boy appears
Look the old man in his eyes
As he spreads his wings and shouts at the crowd
In the name of God my father I flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"




Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Josh Harding, backup goalie for the Minnesota Wild knows what a Rascal Flatts is:

[sportsillustrated.cnn.com]

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> A thought about Frank Thomas if I may. JP Riccardi is an idiot. You want to be the guy that goes out and takes the chance on a player when he looks like he's washed up and sign him for bargain basement price and then surprises everyone. You don't want to be the idiot that signs him to the insane contract the year after because any production would have looked good when he was playing for peanuts. Or you want to be the guy that picks him up... AGAIN for another bargain basement price because some idiot gave him the riches then cut him loose to save face when he didn't live up to said insane contract. Billy Beane laughs at you JP Riccardi.

/end rant

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @the earl of weaver:

occupational hazard.

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> The Huffington Post sure got a lot of responses when they asked for comments on what pissed her off.

HebrewHammer

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @Johnny LaRue: "Buddy" is often a synonym for "Not if you were the last man on Earth..."

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @Rob Iracane: How about Tim and the Lincecum-dumpsters?

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Tim and the Pray For Rain Four.

EddieRebel

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @Rob Iracane:actually, only Zito is awful. Giant starters as a group would make the Family Steinbrenner drool.

Johnny LaRue

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Lady, I'm not an athlete, I'm a fat Indian

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @Rob Iracane: Lincecum Buckets?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Joba won't go above SPF15 and that's just unacceptable for Miss Andrews.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Feel lucky, you haven't been abused by the horror that is current country music:

[en.wikipedia.org]

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> "I've got SPF 30 on my balls."

Grimey

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @Rob Iracane: Ya know, I've seen that same question asked elsewhere...where could it be?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @Rob Iracane: Tim and the Heartbreakers?

Timmy and the Ls?

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> maybe his oklahoma b.o. was pretty fierce. Does she call all her interview victims "buddy"?

Johnny LaRue

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @Matt_T:

18 for 36 career on his birthday.

There must have been.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> After that interview, she was spied scouring herself with Comet and a pumice stone.

sassydeerrun

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @Doyle McPoyle: It's April. Aaron will be fine by August if Omar hasn't traded him for Double Nickels on the Dime by then.

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> If only there were some clever nickname for the Giants rotation to describe how good Tim Lincecum was and how terrible the rest of the starters were!

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> He should have told Erin he was a bank teller. Women love men in finance.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @MitchKayak: What the hell is a rascal flatts and how does it sign anything?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> She calls him "buddy" at the end. The very standoff-ish "buddy."

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Today's Quiz. OK, are the Tigers officially back, or are the Rangers just that bad?

Both.

Two bombs from The Big Tilde yesterday, Rick!

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Guess he had to settle for a self-administered handjoba.

RonZookonRedBull

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Joba's clearly not the Tom Brady laid-back type.

PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @Afino: Hell, I think McCann may be slower than I am. But it was a joy to watch.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @ltwinslow:

that's assault, brotha.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> I think it's pretty obvious: watch Joba's eyes. He's glancing down at her rack every other word.

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> "Think you can apply some SPF to my little Joba?"

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @Matt_T:

+1 for making the joke before I could.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Nope, the Tigers never left. You're thinking of vaudeville.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> All gods (even Native American ones) become mere-mortals in the presence of the titan Erin Andrews, though I want to climb her Mt. Olympus.

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Chipper got a rascal flatts signed guitar for his birthday...that sounds worse than getting AIDS.

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Joba: Hey I'm trying to score points with Erin Andrews today. DON'T SCREW IT UP.
Girardi: I dare you to touch her boobs.


ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Could this be the famed "Anti-slump buster" ??

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Chipper celebrated his 36th birthday by going 3-3 with a HR. No word if any Hooters girls popped out of his cake.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Man, it looks like she just ate a bug.

So some of those Lake Erie gnats must still be lingering on Joba's neck?

Spanish Necktie

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry:

I think McCann might be slower than the Molina brothers.

It was a monumentous occasion.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> If the Allies had brought in General Aaron Heilman to finish off the Japanese in WWII, he would have accidentally dropped an A-bomb on Los Angeles.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> He asked her if she would care for a refreshing glass of Joba Juice.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> And I'd let Erin eat my bug anyday...poor Joba, back to skanks in jorts with satellites for you!

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Perhaps Joba isn't a closer after all.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> If I've seen it once, I've seen it a thousand times.

Strike out with Erin Andrews, strike out in life.

rachel_nichols_is_hot

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> For a second, I thought Dwayne Murphy had gone yard twice. Then I remembered that ebays didn't exist back in the day.

No love for McCann's 1st triple?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE)]]> Chamberlain obviously sought some interflavorial bearbanging with Andrews.

Civil Negligence

]]>