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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:10:54 EDT

No, no, don't cut the jersey in half, you'll ruin it. Cut the kids in half. And murder the parents.

Doyle McPoyle — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:07:07 EDT

Alexi Lalas is the GM for the Galaxy? I loved that Carrot-Top-looking bastard!

And I'd have to give it to the Hos. As often and as violently as possible.

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:06:41 EDT

Divide the jersey in two with a sword. Give half to one boy and the other half to the other boy.

-Solomon