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Zapp Brannigan's Girdle — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:59:54 EDT

I have to hand it to Deadspin. They came to play and I didn't know what hit me. --krazykatlady

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle

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Smashville — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:54:37 EDT

I have to take a whiz. I went in the bed and the sheets didn't know what hit them.

Smashville

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SuperFrankieLampard — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:36:06 EDT

I have to hand it to Ike Turner. He came to play and Tina didn't know what hit her.

SuperFrankieLampard

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:02:36 EDT

Please Wizards don't Hurt 'Em
-- HammertimeNAgentZero4Eva

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MongoLikeCandy — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:42:34 EDT

I have to hand it to the Wiz. He came to play with his own dice, and that Cavalier never knew what hit him. (It was a Magic Missle) -- Dagorgon1664

MongoLikeCandy

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suntastic — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:17:15 EDT

"What just hit me?" - Cleveland

suntastic

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Werewolf Barmitzvah — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:41:11 EDT

I have to hand it to my whiz. After all that vitamin B, the urinal didn't know what hit it - Orangepee4life

Werewolf Barmitzvah

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Thundercracker — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:32:37 EDT

*PHONE RINGS*
"Hello?"
"YO MAN ITS DA GOAT!"
"OH SHIT DA GOAT! Whats up tonight?"
"YOU RIDIN SHOTTY WITH DA GOAT!"
"OH GOD DA GOAT!"

Thundercracker

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That-Dude — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:22:26 EDT

So DaGoat wants to jump on the bandwagon now . . . man, you caught the vapors.

/ Still Down to wreck your body and say turn the party out.

That-Dude

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HugsFromHarold — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:11:36 EDT

"I have to hand it to my wiz, it doesn't smell as bad as I thought it would after eating 4 plates of fried asparagus" JoeyChestnut

HugsFromHarold

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That-Dude — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:02:21 EDT

@Stev D: +2

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LeeCarvellosPuttingChallenge — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:59:07 EDT

"I have to hand it to John Wilkes Booth. He went to a play and Lincoln didn't know what hit him." - FordsTheater1865

LeeCarvellosPuttingChallenge

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the sieve — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:51:34 EDT

@futuremrsrickankiel: I thought the same thing when I first read it.

the sieve

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bamassippi — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:46:46 EDT

"I have to hand it to archived email. Clay Bennett came to move and Seattle didn't know what hit 'em."

/Howard Schultz

bamassippi

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PaulByrdsDentist — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:44:46 EDT

"I have to hand it to Tonya. She came to play and Nancy didn't know what hit her."

PaulByrdsDentist

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futuremrsrickankiel — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:36:40 EDT

Ooh, ok. I get it now. Not a racial slur -- it's "Da Goat" in his screen name. Sorry, my Ditka is a little rusty... haven't spoken it since my semester abroad.

futuremrsrickankiel

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Convict78 — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:29:02 EDT

One of this guy's two friends is named "Dick Rascher". I'm sure there a joke in there somewhere.

Convict78

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Convict78 — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:27:35 EDT

I have to whiz on my hands. I went to give Sosa a high five and he didn't know what hit him.

/M. Alou

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WoodBatsSteelBalls — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:17:09 EDT

I've got to hand it to the Donkey Punch, it came to play and the Cleveland Steamer didn't know what hit it. - FetishFreak69

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:13:32 EDT

I have to hand it to snoop diz. Ebonics came to town and white-suburban America didn't know what hit 'em.

-dggysteez87

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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Master of Karate and Friendship — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:12:41 EDT

I have to hand it to the Miz, he parlayed reality TV stardom into a wrestling career and the WWE didn't know what hit them

Master of Karate and Friendship

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:08:26 EDT

@The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History: Well he was also the one guy who had a gun drawn.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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JoeyBellesGPS — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:06:22 EDT

I have to hand it to Alltel. The wizard commercial makes my wife stab me and I don't know what hit me - wmgreen31

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GLOBBAL WARMING — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:06:01 EDT

"I have to hand it to the Wiz. He came to play and Elaine didn't know what hit her."

-Seinfeldloser69

GLOBBAL WARMING

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blastitbiggs — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:05:22 EDT

"50 watts per channel, babycakes"

- nowizhere85

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:05:02 EDT

"I've got to hand it to the Rangers. They came to Cleveland and got hit with everything." --.10beernight1974

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McNutty — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:03:10 EDT

I can't even go to 3224 any more. Too many dagos.

McNutty

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El Knob Grande — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:01:10 EDT

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Or that the Hells Angels would kill the one black guy in a crowd of 300,000.

El Knob Grande

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Dewey Decimal System — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:00:04 EDT

"I have to hand it to Peter North. He came and Amy Reid didn't know where it hit her."-cumshotlegendfan45

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FirstDerivative — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:58:17 EDT

I have to hand it to the liz. When it got into the shade sun never hit it. - Vet4Lyfe420

FirstDerivative

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Al Tijuana — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:54:58 EDT

I have to hand it to Kidd. He got pissed and Joumana never knew what hit her. - dacookie3224

Al Tijuana

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:53:51 EDT

@RachelRayIsTheDevil: "looking" even dickhead.

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:53:19 EDT

@Laser Guided: Now she's look at 10-15 hard time.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:50:54 EDT

@Jefferson Short Bus: It's not everyday the guy who brings a gun to a knife fight loses.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:47:17 EDT

I have to hand it to the Whizzinator. It cost me my career. - Onterrio Smith

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Stev D — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:46:26 EDT

I have to hand it to the Grizz. I came to play and live amongst them and------------
-allswellthattreadswell

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EDogII — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:45:42 EDT

I have to hand it to The Wiz. They had a more soulful approach to Dorothy, and the Wizard of Oz didn't know what hit them.
-Toto's Baby Daddy

EDogII

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:44:52 EDT

Did the one who shall not be named during the day eat my comment?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Laser Guided — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:44:22 EDT

I have to hand it to the Wizard Cat. After she dressed him up and he flipped, she didn't know what hit her.

--9Lives0Thumbs

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David Hume — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:43:53 EDT

I have to use my hand to wiz, otherwise the wall, my pants and that guy's shoes will know exactly what hit them.

David Hume

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EDogII — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:42:27 EDT

I have to hand it to The Wiz. They were way more soulful in their approach, and Wizard of Oz didn't know what hit em.
-Toto's Baby Daddy

EDogII

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:41:06 EDT

I have to hand it to Santonio. His cock is huge.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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VTBen — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:40:32 EDT

"I have to hand it to the Miz. His billiard tricks informercials were awesome back in the day." -1990searlymorningsportscenter

VTBen

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El Knob Grande — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:39:43 EDT

I have to hand it to the griz. He came to play and the trainer didn't know what hit him.
-semipro2008

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Sherrill-Theory — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:38:29 EDT

"You have to hand it to Chmura. He came to play with the babysitter and the hot tub didn't know what hit it." MattLeinart

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futuremrsrickankiel — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:37:59 EDT

I have to hand it to ESPN. They put up these comments and I never know why. -- isthataracialslurinthatcommentername...?

futuremrsrickankiel

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Stev D — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:37:50 EDT

I have to hand it to the GZA, he called my lyrics weak like clock radio speakers.
-riprappyhiphappy

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:37:37 EDT

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: It takes heart to make an Altamont joke. A very dark, sick heart. +1.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Al Czerviks Ride — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:37:00 EDT

I have to hand it to Rick Rizz. He followed Ernie and never knew what hit him.
--BoDontKnowBaseball1992

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:36:42 EDT

The Cavs were shocked. A team scored more points than them!

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Arriaga_II — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:35:50 EDT

I have to hand it to the Liz. It came to destroy Japan and Mothra didn't know what hit him.

Arriaga_II

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sassydeerrun — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:35:02 EDT

I have to hand it to the Miz. Even though he is a talentless hack, he has a tag team championship belt. -roadwarriors4eva.

sassydeerrun

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Johnny LaRue — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:34:15 EDT

I have to hand it to the Wiz. Cleveland took the night off with a 2-0 series lead, making the result a foregone conclusion. Wait, what's my point?
-nbatankjobs2008

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sassydeerrun — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:33:31 EDT

I have to hand it to Cheese Whiz. It is easier to put on a cracker than Velveeta.- sargento4life

sassydeerrun

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Stev D — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:33:03 EDT

I have to hand it to the Blizzard. That creamy ice cream concoction sure is a great reward for pitching 3 innings.
-CCpitcherman

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Little Lebowski Urban Achiever — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:33:02 EDT

I have to hand it to the Wizard, he came to play Mario 3 and Nintendo didn't know what hit 'em.

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

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jwaves2007 — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:32:14 EDT

I have to hand it to the wiz, I went home with a Duke basketball player and got pissed on. I didn't see that coming-watersportscoed.

jwaves2007

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MeSoHornsby — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:32:08 EDT

@Gus Johnson's Cardiologist: +1

MeSoHornsby

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:31:58 EDT

I have to hand it to the Hell's Angels. They came to stab, and while Meridith Hunter did know what hit him, there was nothing he could do about it.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:31:43 EDT

"I have to hand it to Liz. She came up with "Button Classic" and the other suits didn't know what hit 'em."--Imbizdrunk

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Whitey Fisk — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:30:40 EDT

I have to hand it to The Wiz. That Michael Jackson sure can dance.

Whitey Fisk

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Balls State Explorer_explored — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:29:17 EDT

I have my hands in my wiz. The ball came down the middle and didn't know what hit it.
--moises

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Yellow Tail Swine — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:29:04 EDT

I have to hand it to those two skanks. They came to shit all over each other and that cup didn't know what was coming.

Yellow Tail Swine

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:29:00 EDT

"I have to hand it to Quagmire. He slept with Loretta and Cleveland didn't know what hit him." --FamilyGuy2005

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Gus Johnson's Cardiologist — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:28:59 EDT

"I have to hand it to the jizz. Monica's dress didn't know what hit it."
ArkGov3224

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Afino — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:28:49 EDT

@Jews For Purple Jesus:

SHIT

Afino

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Afino — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:28:36 EDT

I have to hand it to Biz. Turns out he really wasn't just a friend.-DaInfidelity

Afino

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Arriaga_II — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:28:13 EDT

"I have to hand it to ESPN commenters. They come to comment and don't even realize they're morons."

Arriaga_II

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:28:13 EDT

"I had my hand in some Wizz and now the damn soap's gone."--
GasStationPBreak

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:27:55 EDT

You've got to hand it to The Wiz. They ponied up for Nipsey Russell and Blackenstein didn't know what hit 'em!

--BlaxploitNation

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

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ArkansasFred — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:27:39 EDT

I have to hand it to Fizz. It came to play and my teeth didn't know what hit 'em-BestCandyEver-DoTheyEvenMakeItAnymor...?

ArkansasFred

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Cialis Cooper — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:27:29 EDT

I have to hand it to the Wizard. Dorothy came for a heart and a brain and when the dog pulled back the curtain he didn't know what hit him.
-AuntieEm

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:27:23 EDT

"I have to hand it to The Who. They came to play and Cincinnati didn't know what hit 'em."--toosoon

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:27:10 EDT

"I have to hand it to the Biz. He came to her college on a tour and Blah Blah Blah didn't know what hit 'er."

-JustAFriend

Jews For Purple Jesus

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KevinNoMaas — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:26:22 EDT

I tried to sneak one by the commish and got whiz on my hands for my efforts.

- O. Smith

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:26:10 EDT

• "I have to hand it to the Boston fans. Their team finished 18-1 and their wives don't know who hit them." - MassholishTendencies

Brazil Thrill

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Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:26:07 EDT

"I have to hand it to Benjamin Harrison. Grover Cleveland didn't know what hit him." -- Voter1888

Carlton_Whitfield

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:26:00 EDT

"I have to hand it to the Biz. He came to eat and the Chinese Buffet didn't know what hit 'em."

-diabolical1990

Weed Against Speed

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the sieve — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:25:06 EDT

@MattinglysSideburns: +1.

the sieve

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Bob Loblaw — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:24:39 EDT

"I have to hand it to Rae. He came to play and his girlfriend didn't know what hit her." - DaCarolinaCon

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ArkansasFred — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:24:20 EDT

I have to hand it to the Miz. He came to play and the other six strangers didn't know what hit 'em.-Bunim/MurrayPwnge

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UTFLW — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:23:43 EDT

I have to hand it to the Whiz. They put it on my cheesesteak and my ass didn't know what hit it.
--Poopingat3224

UTFLW

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FuzzysFriedChicken — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:23:02 EDT

@kayceebk: damn you, I thought I was quick enough

FuzzysFriedChicken

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:22:57 EDT

I" have to hand it to the Wiz. Even Nipsey Russell was impress and he's dead."-easeondowntheroad

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Jubilation T. Cornpone — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:22:57 EDT

"I have to hand it to Bucks Fizz. They came to play and Eurovision didn't know what hit 'em."
-DaGoat1981

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the sieve — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:22:25 EDT

I have to hand it to Cheez Whiz. It came to play and Celery didn't know what hit it.

Dafat3224

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Sliderofdeath — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:22:04 EDT

@Sliderofdeath: Wow! That really sucks.

Sliderofdeath

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MattinglysSideburns — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:22:04 EDT

I've got to hand it to Les Mis. Jean Valjean came to play and Paris didn't know what hit 'em --DaHugo1862

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FuzzysFriedChicken — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:22:04 EDT

"I have to hand it to the Whizzinator. When I passed they didn't know what hit 'em." - OSmith69

FuzzysFriedChicken

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Evgeni Merkin — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:21:42 EDT

I have to hand it to the "Biz". E-PIS-CO-PALIANS, rock, rock on.

Evgeni Merkin

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kayceebk — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:21:42 EDT

Mewelde has to hand it to the Wizzinator. It kept him on the field, and Goodell didn't know what hit him.

--Vikingat3224

kayceebk

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Afino — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:21:39 EDT

I have to hand it to the Germans. They came to play and Poland didn't know what hit 'em. - Heil1939

Afino

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IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:21:22 EDT

I have to hand it to the Wiz....they undercut the competition on Plasmas and Circuit City didn't match. That's why Nobody beats the Wiz....Nobody.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

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Sliderofdeath — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:21:13 EDT

You have to hand it to the Wiz. Nobody beats them.

Sliderofdeath

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McCroskey — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:21:09 EDT

@McCroskey: Gah! Damn two-finger typing method.

McCroskey

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:21:03 EDT

I never watched "The Wiz" --PSaMP

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Doyle McPoyle — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:20:58 EDT

A guy with "Dago" in his commenter name and he's not a Yankee fan? Consider my mind blown.

Doyle McPoyle

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MitchKayak — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:20:37 EDT

Have to hand it Warren Moon, he came home drunk and his wife didn't know what hit her.

MitchKayak

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McCroskey — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:20:37 EDT

"I have to hand it to the Wiz. Nobody beats him." - DaDrake

McCroskey

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MeSoHornsby — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:20:25 EDT

I have to hand it to the Wiz. Nobody beats him.

-BenesBanger

MeSoHornsby