<![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:24:45 EDT Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:24:45 EDT http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5393064 @Sarcastro: It's kinda making you examine your own sexuality, eh?

TerminatorX1

]]> 11:384014:c5393064 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:24:45 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5389375 Gay, ha! Questioning somebodies sexuality is ALWAYS comedy gold.

Lars

]]> 11:384014:c5389375 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:17:30 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5386194 Lincoln Haver is my favorite Cheat Commando.

hockalees

]]> 11:384014:c5386194 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:53:17 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5384987 The real murder weapon was Santonio Holmes COCK.!

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> 11:384014:c5384987 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:47:27 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5384938 @HazelMaesLandingStrip: It's actually solved by his brother, Kenny Stabler.

econdave

]]> 11:384014:c5384938 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:45:56 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5384588 So that I understand you Tom Brady: West Village > West Hollywood.

Or: you prefer finding a daddy than being a daddy.

GraniteInMyVeins

]]> 11:384014:c5384588 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:29:24 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5384338 he gets to impregnate and attempt to impregnate supermodels while gay???!! it's a good thing he isn't straight. No woman would be safe.

drewheyman

]]> 11:384014:c5384338 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:19:27 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5384265 I saw the show (yeah yeah, f*** all y'all) and it wasn't believable at all! The alleged NYC 'supermodel' looked like Tori Spelling.

Johnny LaRue

]]> 11:384014:c5384265 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:16:29 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383930 Mariska has some nice hot mommy boobs. Too bad about her mom's (Jayne Mansfield) head gettin ripped off while she watched though. That had to suck.

OlsenTwinsValueMenu

]]> 11:384014:c5383930 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:03:47 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383917 Congratulations to Deadspin on breaking this huge story! Wow, Tom Brady, gay... who saw that coming???

byproxy

]]> 11:384014:c5383917 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:03:22 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383895 "Anyone watch Law & Order: Special Victims Unit?"

Gosh, if only I could find it on television....what network is it on again?

cromartie

]]> 11:384014:c5383895 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:02:25 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383888 Tom Brady, top or bottom?

Talk amongst yourselves.

muggsybogues

]]> 11:384014:c5383888 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:02:10 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383869 Has anyone accounted for Tommy from Quinzee's whereabouts on the night of the incident?

strong like bull smart like tractor

]]> 11:384014:c5383869 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:01:22 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383756 @ArkansasFred: Briscoe was great, but you can't beat the CSI:Miami openers for unintentional comedy. Say a WR gets murdered, you'd get

"Horatio, it looks like caught one in the chest"

"I think... " *puts on sunglasses* "that was the last catch he'll ever make".

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Yinka Double Dare

]]> 11:384014:c5383756 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:57:23 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383752 So that Proclaimers song was actually a conversation between two gay guys?

The Boy Wonder

]]> 11:384014:c5383752 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:57:15 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383714 @futuremrsrickankiel: JI
JIM THOME? Is that you?

Clare

]]> 11:384014:c5383714 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:56:09 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383613 What do you get for a gay murder, a gay sentence?

Whitey Fisk

]]> 11:384014:c5383613 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:52:48 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383520 Who played SuperMike, the out-of-the-closet guy-pal who only wished that Haver would admit his gayness and they could live a football-free existence on Planet Unicorn?

Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

]]> 11:384014:c5383520 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:49:58 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383517 I would still rock Benson's world.

/just sayin

Laser Guided

]]> 11:384014:c5383517 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:49:53 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383487 The killer was Wansley Walker.

Dieter

]]> 11:384014:c5383487 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:49:01 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383459 MILF Island is based on Bill Belichick's childhood memoir.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:384014:c5383459 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:48:00 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383443 "Gays don't murder. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France."

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

]]> 11:384014:c5383443 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:47:28 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383430 i heard that OJ is helping out on the case

teh_joe

]]> 11:384014:c5383430 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:47:03 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383376 Besides having sex with men, that photo shoot is the gayest thing about Tom Brady.

Nationalcoholic

]]> 11:384014:c5383376 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:45:12 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383357 I'm Brady is all torn up about this.

The Sports Hernia

]]> 11:384014:c5383357 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:44:48 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383355 @pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: I think the "writer" he was referring was Heidi and her songwriting. The Hills is real life at most bare and unscripted.

Bob Loblaw

]]> 11:384014:c5383355 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:44:45 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383348 Andy Peat's woman said he popped her. Coach Hobo's up to his crow's feet in Jersey housewife tail. The commish is draggin' his feet. Welcome to the era of the Patriot Act (SUBTLE SUBTLE SUBTLE CHUNG-CHUNG).

- Cragen

ClownForPound

]]> 11:384014:c5383348 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:44:28 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383328 @HazelMaesLandingStrip: Dammit! Now I feel like Fredo Corleone.

suntastic

]]> 11:384014:c5383328 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:43:48 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383318 @Carlton_Whitfield: They made a point to mention that the only reason why Lincoln Haver won his first Super Bowl was because a ref made an ill-advised decision and applied the often ignored "nuck rule".

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:384014:c5383318 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:43:28 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383306 So wait, the gay quarterback plays in a racist town full of douchey bandwagon fans? Screw it, I'm holding out for the episode based on Osi Umenyora.

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:384014:c5383306 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:43:02 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383296 @ArkansasFred: and the prison showers.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:384014:c5383296 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:42:28 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383281 He actually committed the murder, but his attorney got him off on a technicality known as the Tuck Clause.

Paul Zuvella

]]> 11:384014:c5383281 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:42:07 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383275 Munch is in charge of the all important scrapbooking operations.

Chareth Cutestory, Maritime Lawyer

]]> 11:384014:c5383275 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:41:59 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383222 @Matt_T: whoa whoa whoa there fella, The Hills writers?!!? Surely you jest that such a thing exists!

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:384014:c5383222 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:40:06 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383179 He got away with this murder, just like the previous 17. But that streak has to end at some point.

Paul Zuvella

]]> 11:384014:c5383179 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:38:34 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383177 "Tom Brady is Out Of The Closet and Bent O[ver]"

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:384014:c5383177 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:38:32 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383174 Did Lincoln Haver's team finish 18-1?

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

]]> 11:384014:c5383174 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:38:23 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383155 Matt Walsh will be providing the video tape evidence of this to Roger Goddell next month.

Cinco Ocho

]]> 11:384014:c5383155 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:37:45 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383150 "of course Lincoln had a beard"

That line is so bad The Hills writers just cringed.

Matt_T

]]> 11:384014:c5383150 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:37:32 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383141 @Peter Cavan: Richard Belzer's job, whatever it is, has always been my dream job.

Dieter

]]> 11:384014:c5383141 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:37:22 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383104 @HazelMaesLandingStrip: @suntastic: nice job reading the comments

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> 11:384014:c5383104 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:36:22 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383099 @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Also, a black guy is turned down for a promotion in the Boston DA's office.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:384014:c5383099 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:36:08 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383086 @Steve518: "He's going to learn a whole new meaning to the term two-minute drill."

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:384014:c5383086 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:35:47 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383078 Esera Tuaolo consulted on the script.

[www.queermusicheritage.us]

ImAManImForty

]]> 11:384014:c5383078 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:35:36 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383064 @The Teufel Shuffle: no, no, he woulda simply taken Tom's model girlfriend--then gottenbuttnakedandfucked.

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net]

TigerWoodsHole

]]> 11:384014:c5383064 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:35:01 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383046 @Afino: Closet, Stable, whatever.

David Hume

]]> 11:384014:c5383046 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:34:19 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383042 Are we really calling the murder of a gay person a "gay murder," Boston Herald? Seems like incorrect adjectival designation.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:384014:c5383042 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:34:11 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383039 Big deal. They have a new muppet based on Eli Manning on Sesame Street.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:384014:c5383039 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:34:07 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383031 The plot twist at the end is that the murder was secretly taped.

DAH DAH DAAAAAHHH!!

suntastic

]]> 11:384014:c5383031 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:33:47 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383022 Was Terrell Owens also cropped out of that picture?

DannyNoonan

]]> 11:384014:c5383022 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:33:27 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383017 They later mention that the team's fanbase consists mostly of douchebags, that there was a videotaping incident last year and that they lost a Super Bowl which they were heavily favored to win.

I'm sure it's all a coincidence.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:384014:c5383017 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:33:15 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383012 Clearly they're referring to Jared Lorenzen.

Bob Loblaw

]]> 11:384014:c5383012 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:33:01 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383007 @Weed Against Speed: Brady committed the murder, Bledsoe manned the clipboard.

Deadspin

]]> 11:384014:c5383007 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:32:50 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5383006 I thought John Elway was in the closet.

Afino

]]> 11:384014:c5383006 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:32:47 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382996 ENRAGED AND/OR MILDLY HOMOPHOBIC EXPRESSION OF DISCONTENT AT THIS PORTRAYAL OF A MEMBER OF MY LOCAL ATHLETIC TEAM COUPLED WITH ASSERTION THAT THE PURVEYORS AND/OR ENDORSERS OF SAID PORTRAYAL WILL COME TO RUE THIS DAY UPON THE ARRIVAL OF THIS YEAR'S SEQUENCE OF PRESCHEDULED SPORTING EVENTS

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> 11:384014:c5382996 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:32:24 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382993 The head writer for this episode is named Schmayton Schmanning.

suntastic

]]> 11:384014:c5382993 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:32:23 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382975 This was like that episode of My Name Is Earl where a fictional quarterback kept throwing interceptions.

No wait, that wasn't a TV episode, it was the 49ers game I saw last year.

Suss--

]]> 11:384014:c5382975 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:31:46 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382971 @Steve518: Here's #3...

Although he's an adept quarterback, he can catch with the best of them.

suntastic

]]> 11:384014:c5382971 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:31:37 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382970 pro football player who wears No. 12, has a cleft chin and a supermodel galpal, plays in a red-and-blue stadium...
Jared Lorenzen???


Arriaga_II

]]> 11:384014:c5382970 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:31:36 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382961 @Weed Against Speed: Thats because Mo Lewis framed the wrong guy.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:384014:c5382961 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:31:24 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382951 Law and Order SVU plot generator: Sexmurder! Stabler squints and grimaces, Benson suffers a trauma, and look: a hot new ADA!

David Hume

]]> 11:384014:c5382951 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:31:04 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382946 In due time this episode will truely be ripped from the headlines

Trenton Makes The World Takes

]]> 11:384014:c5382946 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:30:55 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382944 Ice-T woulda put a cap in Brady's ass.

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> 11:384014:c5382944 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:30:51 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382929 Law and Order: SVU has nothing on "Ride'em Cowboy" starring Tony Homo.

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> 11:384014:c5382929 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:30:17 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382926 @ArkansasFred: It gives a whole new meaning to running it up the hole.

/#2 of 400 required double-entendres for any episode

Steve518

]]> 11:384014:c5382926 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:30:11 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382915 Gatta find Law an' Ordah SVU producah's house. Pipe bombs are fawking heavy.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

]]> 11:384014:c5382915 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:29:48 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382909 Everyone knows that Drew Bledsoe is behind the murder.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:384014:c5382909 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:29:28 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382904 Executive Producer: Woody Johnson.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:384014:c5382904 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:29:21 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382896 The victim of the murder is a popular Internet sports columnist, the "Athletics Gent."

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:384014:c5382896 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:29:00 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382872 As long as it involves Richard Belzer looking at half a dozen computer monitors, it's fine with me. I don't know what that guy does on SVU, but it looks like a dream job to me.

Peter Cavan

]]> 11:384014:c5382872 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:28:15 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382871 He'll be completing passes...in the prison yard.

/Orbach'd

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:384014:c5382871 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:28:13 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382848 That picture is gayer than the gayest gayness that ever gayed.

Sarcastro

]]> 11:384014:c5382848 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:27:13 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382825 The answer to the question, "Anyone watch Law & Order: Special Victims Unit?" is always: No.

freetz

]]> 11:384014:c5382825 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:26:24 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382824 police have named jeff garcia as a "person of interest"

ltwinslow

]]> 11:384014:c5382824 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:26:23 EDT <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> http://deadspin.com/384014/tom-brady-is-out-of-the-closet-and-bent-on-murder#c5382796 Let me guess Stabler and Benson solve the murder when a videotape of the crime emerges.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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