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DougOLis — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:17:36 EDT

helllooo

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notthequarterback — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:18:05 EDT

@Greek McPapadopoulos: Er....sure! Why not!

Still waiting on pics of Supermike's girlfriend...he PROMISED!

notthequarterback

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:02:58 EDT

And with that conversation killer, I depart once again.

Greek McPapadopoulos

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:49:03 EDT

@notthequarterback: Makes up for the rest of history, right?

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notthequarterback — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:46:25 EDT

BTW, what a great day to be white. Brett Favre on the cover of the new Madden AND Tyler Hansbrough coming back for his senior season! Someone wanna shoot me?!?

notthequarterback

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notthequarterback — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:45:18 EDT

WTG DUANers for having a social life tonight. High five!

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:38:37 EDT

@Lizabelle:So LSU didn't get your coach. You have to be happy about that one.

And on a different note, Cambridge is lame.

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Lizabelle — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:35:48 EDT

WAKEY

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:29:40 EDT

Apparently I'm the only one still awake. And I'm not even on the West Coast this time.

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J-No — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:12:15 EDT

Hello?

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Fat-Fat — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:00:54 EDT

@LeagueofShadows: Fucking fuckers.

/going to bed

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:26:00 EDT

Night, DUAN.

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Peter Cavan — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:08:08 EDT

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: I watched the first two periods (in SD!) at home, but then I had to go out to meet my girlfriend. When I saw the score on my phone an hour later, I thought I was seeing it backwards. I can't believe the Penguins came back to win that game. Unbelievable.

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:51:35 EDT

Sorry I'm late, folks. After the hockey game, I got to the parking garage, just across the river from PNC Park, right on time for the post-game fireworks show. As a native son of Pittsburgh, watching a fireworks display is a civic obligation that is at least as important as voting.

And I have never been so happy to see a puck hit a post as I was at 19:43 of the third period tonight.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:39:49 EDT

That's not a good record vs. San Antonio, Steve Nash.

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LeagueofShadows — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:34:04 EDT

Freaking Guillermo Mota. If its not one guy blowing it for the Brewers its another. And the offense sucks right now.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:17:23 EDT

And Morrow gives the Stars the lead.

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amorphous — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:14:12 EDT

Wow, I can get a Craig Biggio bobblehead to be paired at a later date with an interlocking Jeff Bagwell bobblehead?! Why not, it's 2008.

amorphous

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thefuseproject — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:55:48 EDT

Varitek just got hit in the ankle with a fastball and didn't even flinch.

That's why he's a major league catcher and why I'm sitting on the couch drinking Mt. Dew Code Red.

Well, it's ONE of the the reasons.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:47:16 EDT

and Amare just got Fatheaded. OUCH!!

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:45:19 EDT

Apparently, Tim Duncan can hit jumpers.

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thefuseproject — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:42:55 EDT

@amorphous: Well, it would describe both his fielding AND hitting...

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thefuseproject — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:41:54 EDT

Does anyone know if Tropicana Field is as bad in person as it looks on TV?

Everything looks temporary, like they have to move out every time the circus or rodeo comes to town.

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amorphous — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:41:51 EDT

@thefuseproject: What about "El Matador"?

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amorphous — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:39:45 EDT

And that is why you don't underhand the ball, Houston Astros. Excellent!

amorphous

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:38:36 EDT

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: could have been Cristian Guzman

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thefuseproject — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:37:49 EDT

@Yostal: Thanks, that's a lot more compact than my original choice of "mediocre gloved, semi-fast, under-achieving, hits into too many inning ending double plays" guy.

thefuseproject

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:36:48 EDT

@thefuseproject: "él que causa el final de arrebatos productivos"?

Yostal

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:36:46 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Not a proud day in Cubs' history.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:36:27 EDT

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: Series.

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:35:47 EDT

@thefuseproject: "asesino de la reunión"

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thefuseproject — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:34:49 EDT

Does anyone know what "rally killer" translates as in Spanish?

I'd like to give Julio Lugo a nickname.

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thefuseproject — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:32:08 EDT

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: No, in fact he just got his clock cleaned in the first round by a guy who may or may not be Cleveland Brown from "Family Guy."

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:31:59 EDT

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Nieves? Really?!?

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:30:54 EDT

@thefuseproject: So he's not putting his Dukes up?

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:29:47 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Well I doubt they're 50. Not that I'm complaining.

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Well if Matt Millen has done nothing else it was to help Wayne reclaim his... SONABITCH walk off homer for the Nats... reputation.

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thefuseproject — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:27:21 EDT

John Schneider is fighting on ESPN2 right now. Sadly, it's not the guy I was hoping for.

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:27:07 EDT

And the phone phinally rings. I'm outta here folks, catch you tomorrow for the ZOMG ENNE EFFE ELLE DRAFTZORZ!!!

Brazil Thrill

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:26:27 EDT

And we have a seried for Dallas.

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:24:25 EDT

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: well he was coach for the better part of a decade and they made the playoffs four or five times under him - those seem like halcyon days

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amorphous — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:23:33 EDT

Yowza, Jennifer Tilly. I like my women like I like my coffee: in a plastic cup.

amorphous

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:22:15 EDT

@notthequarterback: @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Jennifer's Tillies are looking nice and juicy.

Brazil Thrill

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:21:55 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: #1 in your heart... #1 in career wins for a Lion's coach? Really?

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44 in a Row — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:18:50 EDT

How high does my connectedness index need to be before I can get a table at Rao's?

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:18:04 EDT

That's pretty cool of Devin Harris to show up to a Mavs home game. He should be careful, though, Mark Cuban may trap him inside the building and keep him hostage until the Nets give him a mulligan.

Brazil Thrill

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:17:36 EDT

Hmm, do I root for Marty Turco now because I want to see him succeed again, or do I worry that should Dallas win, it might mean I would have to potentially root against him in the next round. Hmmm....

Yostal

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:17:01 EDT

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: ok, maybe Wayne has a corner in my right ventricle...

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:16:51 EDT

[www.bestsexycelebs.com]

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:13:44 EDT

@amorphous: 50? She looks younger then I do, which is no mean feat, but still.

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notthequarterback — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:12:43 EDT

@amorphous: the ol' girls are holding up well:

[www.starbarcasino.com]

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:10:47 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: How could Wayne Fontes not earn a spot in your heart?

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amorphous — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:09:09 EDT

Whoah - non sequitur warning: am I the last person to know that Jennifer Tilly is going to be 50 in September?

amorphous

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:09:02 EDT

@Yostal: these are the reasons the Lions have never claimed my sports soul like the Tigers and Pistons

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:08:00 EDT

Steve Nash / Manu Ginobili split screen with a new Radiohead tune in the background? WINNAH!

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:07:14 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Of course it will happen. It would take away the last player on the Lions I mildly care about, so naturally, Millen, in his infinite wisdom, will ditch him for someone more affordable and make Calvin Johnson the featured WR. It's gonna suck. So, you know, SOP.

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amorphous — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:07:03 EDT

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: Barry Zuckerkorn?

amorphous

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:06:10 EDT

@notthequarterback: Or an adult site. Oh, wait, that's Round and Brown. Or so my friends tell me.

Brazil Thrill

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:05:04 EDT

@notthequarterback: No, that would be Goldstein and Silverberg. Duh.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:04:56 EDT

@Yostal: DeSean Jackson, coming your way.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:03:10 EDT

THE FONZ!!

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:02:28 EDT

@Yostal: do you think Roy gets traded? something tells me that it's going to happen.

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:01:05 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: I'm saying it right now. If Millen goes WR again in the first round this year, I officially fold the tent until he's fired. Unless that selection is involved in a trade, or Roy Williams is traded. In which case I still may fold the tent.

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notthequarterback — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:59:06 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Or accounting firm

/lame Jew-baiting humor

COME ON FONTENOT!

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:58:01 EDT

@Rock You Like An Iracane: Fly your mouse over your star and you'll see a Connectedness Index number.

Brazil Thrill

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:56:51 EDT

@amorphous: I would die from laughter if Millen goes the WR route again - more reason that I'm only a quasi-Lions guy (then again, I'm only a quasi-NFL fan)

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:56:03 EDT

@Yostal: Yup, his older brother Herb Brown is on the Hawks staff. Brown & Brown sounds more like a law firm than a coaching duo, though.

Brazil Thrill

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:55:53 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Connectedness Index?

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:54:03 EDT

I'm actually looking forward to the draft. It won't take that long to prove how much of an idiot Carl Peterson is.

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:50:11 EDT

@longefellowes:

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:49:49 EDT

@44 in a Row: This is too too true. Perhaps they can be sent in via Cisco Virtual Meeting for atmosphere.

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:48:53 EDT

@amorphous:Ok, I'll be the first to admit, I don't follow the draft. So I have no idea who you're talking about. All I do know is that, in my semi-sauced haze, I read that as "Lim ass weed".

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:48:39 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Isn't Larry's brother on Mike Woodson's staff?

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amorphous — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:45:50 EDT

Who's watching Hornets-Mavericks? Kidding! Who cares?! Die Hard is on.

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: @Yostal: Y'all are going to fucking love Limas Sweed.

amorphous

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44 in a Row — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:45:17 EDT

The downside to that, Yostal, is fewer opportunities to enjoy the suffering of Jets fans.

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:44:24 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: lease, not least. Dumb foreigner.

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:42:54 EDT

So, can the Hawks be the next team to least the Larrybrownmobile? We know he'll leave in bad terms 5 years later, but those 5 years will be a lot better than whatever Mike Woodson can give us.

Brazil Thrill

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:40:47 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: 'Twas. But Goodell is smart enough to know you need to do a transitional dry run before you roll out the big guns. The other rumor is that this is the last year of the contract with Radio City and there's a possibility of taking the show on the road like the NHL does, letting other teams showcase the draft as a way to say "Sorry you're not getting another Super Bowl" or "Sorry Matt Millen is still in charge here."

Yostal

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:38:46 EDT

Yeah, I hate you too, Nibbles.

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:37:03 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Thus proving the adage 'Never underestimate the power of morons in large numbers'. Apparently, group-think can produce something akin to cleverness. Whoodathunkit?

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:36:44 EDT

Evening, DUAN.

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:34:27 EDT

@PQ Crash: I'm enjoying it - the songs are great.

@Yostal: wasn't that being contemplated for this year? First round on Friday or Saturday night?

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44 in a Row — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:34:09 EDT

Why the hell doesn't the draft start until 3 PM anyway? If it started at noon, I could watch for a few hours until the Raptors game started at, yes, 3 PM. Didn't it always start around noon?

Don't you people read the Jamboroo?

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:33:08 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Yes, we're getting very close to the experiment where Goddell figures out if he can make round one of the draft a Prime Time event, and everything else on Day 2.

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PQ Crash — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:32:52 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: That is the funniest movie I've seen in the past few years.

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:32:21 EDT

hitting the Mig Tilde to get to Jacque Jones is the bitch way out

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:31:08 EDT

@How do you spell retard?: I loved the fact that some Clips fans actually brought bags of peanuts into the game and taunted Reggie with a "Nut Grabber" chant.

@Yostal: That's the million dollar question. 'Sheed is the most talented of them all and probably the one with the most trade value, but how do you get equal value back for a player like him?

Brazil Thrill

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:31:02 EDT

I've got Walk Hard on in the background, and the faux-Dylan song is killing me.

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:28:39 EDT

@Secret Identity: it did start earlier until this year - didn't they move round 3 to the second day also?

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Secret Identity — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:27:21 EDT

Why the hell doesn't the draft start until 3 PM anyway? If it started at noon, I could watch for a few hours until the Raptors game started at, yes, 3 PM. Didn't it always start around noon?

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:23:59 EDT

Have we figured out what this Connectedness Index means? I'm guessing it's loosely based on the number of friends/followers, but I don't see an obvious and clear correlation.

I just need to know how many I need before I can trade them in for a Tickle-Me-Elmo or a Chia Pet.

Brazil Thrill

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How do you spell retard? — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:22:31 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Touche.

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:22:20 EDT

@Chief Wahoo:?!?!?? Hey, I could use that couple hundred bucks.

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FirstDerivative — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:16:54 EDT

It's no Mystery, Alaska.
/showing self out

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:15:59 EDT

href="#c5387767">Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: I agree. I think that the younger players, Stuckey, Maxiell, and Hayes have all shown strides this year, I just wonder who among Chauncey, Rip, Tay, or Sheed has to go. I don't see it being Tay, it's Joe D's lone draft success story. It's a hard thing to see happening. But you're right, it could be time for a change.

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:14:02 EDT

@The Bad One: as I've said on here before, more than a few times that season my buddy and I headed down to Detroit for a game and had tickets handed over to us walking up to the gate.

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Chief Wahoo — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:13:28 EDT

God help me, I'm thinking about buying a Rico Carty 1975 Throwback Jersey.

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:13:22 EDT

@Yostal: They're a great team, but if they somehow can't get past Philly this year... it may be time for Dumars to consider shaking things up a bit.

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The Bad One — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:12:52 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: I remember No Run Support Nate from back then. During my summer internship that year, I used to pick up the corporate tickets on my way out of the office and go down to Comerica because they couldn't give them away.

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:11:59 EDT

@Yostal: another 5 feet...

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:11:02 EDT

Oh, Sheff, so close, so close.

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FirstDerivative — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:10:43 EDT

fuck

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:09:47 EDT

@How do you spell retard?: I'm not sure I'd choose to call him the balls considering his history with nut grabbing:

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:09:44 EDT

I enjoyed Laz Diaz kissing his mask after Sheffield's foul tip rocked the mask off his face.

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The Bad One — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:09:13 EDT

The Penguins, scoring in bunches! Sykora makes it 4-3, shortly after a deflection Hossa deflected one off Scott Gomez's skate to tie it up. Four unanswered for the Pens.

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:08:45 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: At this point, I'll take any plan.

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Hey, the considering retirement Gary Sheffield is up...

Yostal

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:07:53 EDT

@Yostal: Nate and BInge have been favorites of mine ever since the season that we shall not speak of.

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:06:53 EDT

@Yostal: Flip Saunders should start making up bulleting board material at this point.

"Hey Sheed, guess what? Dalembert said you can't score 30 points on him. And Iguodala thinks your bald spot looks stupid. Even Deshawn Stevenson said you're more overrated than LeBron. Now go get'em tiger!"

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Secret Identity — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:06:41 EDT

@thetaxman:

Damaso F'n Garcia!
Manny/Manuel Lee!
Garth Iorg(y)

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supermike5alive — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:06:15 EDT

@notthequarterback: sorry, i'll post some pics later.

gooooooooooooooooooooooooo sox!

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:05:27 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: As the only Tiger who resides in Metro Detroit all year, he's quickly become a cult hero around the part of Metro Detroit that I live in, because you get Robertson sightings during the winter.

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:59:04 EDT

@Yostal: I would also like to purchase his glasses

/no homo, not a stalker

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thetaxman — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:57:58 EDT

@thefuseproject: I go back about as far as Alfredo Griffin.

/Jays fan as a kid

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:56:21 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: It would be nice to actually see the Pistons show evidence of caring. I mean, besides Rip and Tay. Criminy.

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: I agree, but looking at him in the dugout, I think it's on its way. Maybe he's growing a Red Wings playoff beard.

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Chief Wahoo — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:56:16 EDT

Byrd is going to get the same injury.

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How do you spell retard? — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:56:13 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Once again Cole Hamels and Steve Downie must step down, Reggie Evans is the balls.

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:55:57 EDT

Ugh. Tribe bullpen time.
/looks around for more booze

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:55:02 EDT

The Pistons are getting their lunch handed to them by the Sixers tonight. You know things are bad when Reggie Evans outplays your entire squad during his limited minutes.

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:54:23 EDT

I wish Nate would grow the beard or at least the goatee back

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thefuseproject — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:52:52 EDT

@thetaxman: Even No-MAH might have done better.

I'll always be a Rick Burleson man, though, 'cause I'm old.

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Chief Wahoo — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:52:41 EDT

Pettite is going to strain his neck looking back over his shoulder this often.

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How do you spell retard? — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:51:45 EDT

Reggie Evans is my savior. He's like Sal Fasano but better!

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Peter Cavan — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:50:49 EDT

Let's hope the Pens can come back without me. I'm out for the evening. Happy Friday!

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thetaxman — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:50:17 EDT

@thefuseproject: Alex Gonzalez, Orlando Cabrera and Edgar Renteria would have worked fine as well.

Oh wait.

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mel — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:48:39 EDT

FUCKING A. Go back to sleep, Tribe. Now. Scram!

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:48:26 EDT

@Lizabelle:'lo! How's things?

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:47:12 EDT

@thefuseproject: Not quite, Chris played Bev, Sandler played the husband Hank. Thank GAWD I don't look at all like Farley. I'd really never hear the end of it, LOL.

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:44:59 EDT

Well. The Tribe decided to show up and play ball after all. I'm not actually expecting this to last, mind you, but I'll enjoy it while it's here.

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thefuseproject — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:44:34 EDT

What time does the draft start tomorrow?

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Lizabelle — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:43:25 EDT

Herrooooo

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thefuseproject — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:43:11 EDT

@thetaxman: I have a feeling they will unload him if they can- Jed Lowrie anyone?!

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thefuseproject — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:42:18 EDT

@longefellowes: Wow, I'd TOTALLY forgotten about that! It was with Sandler as his wife, right? I remember them NEVER being able to keep it together during any of those skits.

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thetaxman — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:41:09 EDT

Newsflash: Julio Lugo is not Ozzie Smith.

Hell, he's not even Roger Dorn.

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:40:49 EDT

@thefuseproject: Heh. Ya know, I never really liked Chris Farley all that much, but I'll always regret not going into Manhattan to get him to sign a copy of Zagat's for me. I still get shit about that skit.

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:39:32 EDT

@Peter Cavan:
Having actually met Jeff Daniels and spoken to him for about five minutes, I did not devolve into that and he was a really nice guy. It did help that we were talking about Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, but yeah...

@thefuseproject: No, but on my work ID, I have replaced my photo with one of Drew Carey and it took 18 months for anyone to notice.

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thefuseproject — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:36:49 EDT

@Yostal: Are you Chris Farley?

Chris: Remember when you were in the Beatles?

Paul: Yes.

Chris: That was awesome!

(crickets)

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Peter Cavan — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:36:25 EDT

@Yostal: It's OK, you're doing fine.

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:31:41 EDT

You know, the Bad One just made a really good point: My meeting Braylon would result in basically this:

Yostal: "Hey, remember that 2004 game against MSU? That- that was great. You were awesome."
/looks at shoes

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notthequarterback — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:28:24 EDT

@supermike5alive: That's not her???????????

Lame.

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supermike5alive — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:27:24 EDT

oop.. gotta go, have a nice weekend, y'alls....

GO CELTICS!!!!!!!!

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FirstDerivative — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:25:56 EDT

@Peter Cavan: We got a hockey game...

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supermike5alive — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:23:48 EDT

i'm just taking a break after "dinner" (duck confit, handcut fries, crab and avacado "dragon", grilled wild mushrooms) before getting the party started back up... you have me for 10 more minutes.

you have to warm up a ripe bottom like that, you can just jump on it cold!

(that's not REALLY the Supergirl in my avatar, sorry.)

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:22:49 EDT

@notthequarterback: I had not, but I am trying very hard to feign surprise. That said, man could catch the ball.

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Natrone Means Business — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:22:26 EDT

Wow and the pens are back in this.

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Peter Cavan — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:21:52 EDT

2 quick goals and it's 3-2. Maybe I'll keep watching.

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44 in a Row — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:21:16 EDT

That wasn't just an instant replay, was it?

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:21:16 EDT

@notthequarterback: He has a strange idea of what constitutes foreplay?

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notthequarterback — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:19:13 EDT

@Yostal: You hear about Mario's Wonderlic score? Maybe he would have been better off wearing #1 after all...easier to remember and all that.

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notthequarterback — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:18:34 EDT

@supermike5alive: After a buzz, Jack on ice works just as well as sodee pop. I can hold a camera but perhaps the guy you party with is better off with the camera.

RIOT TRIES TO STEAL THIRD AND EVEN SANTO KNOWS THAT'S WE-TODD-DID.

This team just refuses to not give me a heart attack.

BTW, why are you typing to us when you could be fornicating with a big round booty right now???

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:18:24 EDT

Damn it. Will gets to meet Braylon. I mean, how cool is that. Braylon, man, Braylon!

[cache.viewimages.com]

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supermike5alive — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:16:04 EDT

@notthequarterback: i bought a 1.75 handle of jack, but only a small bottle of pepsi. retard!

if you have more pepsi - and can hold a camera steady - you're welcome to it.

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notthequarterback — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:15:39 EDT

WHOOOOOOO Riot RBI dubba. 2-1 now.

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FirstDerivative — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:11:50 EDT

Cockknockerhimself, following Mr. Clutch.

3-nil

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:11:29 EDT

Well fuck. Bryd's giving up gophers. Eh. I'm somewhat toasted, and Dr. Who comes on at 9, so there's that.

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notthequarterback — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:11:25 EDT

@supermike5alive: I saw a gin and tonic today and realized I hadn't had that in awhile, so that might be the flavor of choice.

Then again, it's like pea soup round these parts and I feel like I'm about to pass out.

I'd love to take the Jack and Coke off your hands while you make that phat booty bounce.

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Peter Cavan — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:11:03 EDT

I think I should not be watching this game. 3-0 Rangers. Sean Avery can eat a bag of dicks.

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supermike5alive — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:09:43 EDT

wet, sloppy SEX!!!! not "set"

wow legit buzzed!

i must be getting old. not Chief Wahoo old, but maybe 1/2 his age...

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supermike5alive — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:08:25 EDT

@notthequarterback: yes i am... so far i have had a bombay sapphire martini (extra dry, extra cold, straight up with olives and a lil' dirty) and two Blue Moons, as well as healthy sips of the Supergirl's Malbec.

currently in front of me is a jack and coke. i'm supposed to be saving up to go out, but the girl and i may just make wet, sloppy set around my apartment and watch dvr'd Lost instead.

what do you think?

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