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NovakAintNoJokovic — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:14:38 EDT

Can anyone get close enough to her on facebook to grab some pics or something?

[www.thedirty.com]

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And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:26:54 EDT

Honestly, people wonder why athletes end up stand-offish douches though.

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

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MannysHeadStash — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:44:54 EDT

Dan Majerle's return to semi-relevance happens the same week I get my Thunder Dan Dream Team II Collectible Cup from eBay. Coincidence? Almost certainly not!

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Hamster-Style — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:30:05 EDT

If God didn't want me to hook up with 17 year old broads, he'd stop making some of them so goddamn hot...

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:53:52 EDT

Nice shorts Dan. That chic can really guzzle.

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suntastic — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:40:03 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Thank you, Ben Stiller...

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suntastic — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:38:54 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw: +1. I hope to hear that on SportsCenter someday.

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preciousroy — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:34:38 EDT

@MidwestCoastBias: I just figured they had given Deadspin a minority stake.

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econdave — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:33:35 EDT

I forgot Majerle even existed. You'd think he'd be grateful for a website that points out he's still alive.

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MidwestCoastBias — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:29:48 EDT

Wait, I thought AJ was employed by Gawker.com, not TheDirty.com...just kidding, AJ.
Actually, this is an interesting story, as TheDirty is trying to cover sports as if it were celebrity gossip. Quite honestly, I hope TheDirty fails miserably; I don't want Deadspin and Jezebel to combine into one site.

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:27:57 EDT

@Civil Negligence: I think enough of the body is visible to make the butterface assessment, if one chooses to do so.

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Kccal — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:23:17 EDT

Damn, the dirty has gotten so desperate for stories, they're covering athletes we don't care about.

Matt Leinart > Alex Smith > Dan the Man

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Secret Identity — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:22:39 EDT

@amorphous:

Dapper Dan > Fop

-Ulysses Everett McGill

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Chief Wahoo — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:22:17 EDT

Underage drinking girls what what now?

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SpandexEnthusiast — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:21:48 EDT

Thunder Dan shows Lienart how its done- without the beer bong.

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Secret Identity — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:21:34 EDT

THUNDER...
THUNDER...
THUNDER...
THUNDER...
THUNDER DAN! HOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Thunder Dan is on the move, Thunder Dan is loose...)

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amorphous — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:20:44 EDT

Dapper Dan > Thunder Dan > Rubber Band Man

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LouVuittonDon — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:17:07 EDT

"I'm here to boff some chick named Meredith."

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Nacho Friendly — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:16:43 EDT

@Lady Andrea: you have to do unspeakable thing to Lil Majerle, but sure.

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Civil Negligence — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:16:36 EDT

@Jefferson Short Bus:

Point of order: don't you have to see the body to make a determination of whether said individual is, afterall, a butterface?

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throwbot — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:14:28 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw: or beechwood aged.

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LeNoceur — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:12:59 EDT

Majerle should open a strip club in Dallas. Underage drinking would be the least of his worries.

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Chuck Knoblockhead — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:12:25 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: It was probably Scarface's dog Killer. He loves weed.

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The Teufel Shuffle — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:10:45 EDT

Bret Adams is all over this case.

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:10:38 EDT

How can I join the Thunder Dan Legal Team?

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:04:22 EDT

Since they're already investigating his bars, can the ADLC try to figure out why his last name is pronounced MAHR-lee and not mah-JER-lee or mah-HER-lee? Who ate the J?

Brazil Thrill

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muggsybogues — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:03:50 EDT

I mean, if you can't bang 18 year old girls with that tan, then fuck man, what good is the tan in the first place?

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:01:33 EDT

@Its The Beer Talking: I was hoping so. She's prolly 19, but I swear she could be 16. (I have the (mis)fortune to work part-time at a place of employment staffed mostly by high-schoolers, & frequented by many the same age. It's annoying to have a rager, then remember, "She's still on her Learner's Permit". But that means I also know from jailbait.)

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Sherrill-Theory — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:00:42 EDT

"She told me she was 36!!" - Proprietor of Fashionable Male

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Natzzzzzz — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:59:47 EDT

"I don't believe in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party, i just believe in parties."

I'm smart. S-M-R-T.

Natzzzzzz

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:58:40 EDT

Since when is Winnie Cooper an underaged butterface?

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Its The Beer Talking — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:57:45 EDT

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: I think you can say yes to the girl! She was too young to drink, not too young to screw.

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CIALIS COOPER — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:57:45 EDT

One of the highest jumping white guys I have ever seen.
Approve.

CIALIS COOPER

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Little Lebowski Urban Achievers — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:57:30 EDT

Let's see... TheDirty called the ADLC a joke. In turn, the ADLC proves it by surfing TheDirty.

\universe implodes. Only Mamula survives

Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

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ArkansasFred — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:57:16 EDT

Why's everyone so litigious these days? Whatever happened to having the girl's father show up at the bar and threaten to crack Majerle's head open if he catches his daughter there again?

ArkansasFred

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:57:07 EDT

FIRE UP CHIPS, THUNDER DAN!!

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Chuck Knoblockhead — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:56:45 EDT

Fraternities around the country salute Thunder Dan and his quest to inebriate underage girls.

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:55:54 EDT

Can I still say yes... to the beer?

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:55:24 EDT

If Majerle drained a three with those two girls he's a winner in my book.

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Whitey Fisk — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:54:54 EDT

Well, duh, she's not going to sleep with him unless she's drunk. I don't see what the problem is.

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Camp Tiger Claw — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:54:47 EDT

She's not underaged... SHE'S THUNDERAGED!!11!

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7th Floor King Dingaling — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:54:15 EDT

Isn't Dan Majerle the guy that Jordan inbounded the ball off of?

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Matt_T — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:53:29 EDT

The Arizona PD may want to check out Marleys while they are cracking down. I hear they smoke the wacky tobaccy there.

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DannyNoonan — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:53:15 EDT

Figured that was Majere's favorite position.

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7th Floor King Dingaling — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:52:57 EDT

thedrirty.com is the new Carl Monday

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Laser Guided — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:52:44 EDT

I think she has a gun in his side and just said, "don't be a hero, smile for the camera..."

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:52:43 EDT

she wasnt drinking the beer, Dan Majerle just invented an iPod style arm holster for your spare beer...

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:51:49 EDT

Majerle's Caps are older than the girl.

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Spanish Necktie — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:51:15 EDT

The dirty.com needs to stick to underaged girls in bikinis if they're gonna get athletes in trouble.

Spanish Necktie