<![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:30:37 EDT Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:30:37 EDT http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393509 Can we agree to hang out in one post, so that we can actually have some form of discourse?

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:384385:c5393509 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:30:37 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393484 BTW, the new guy is putting a new post up for each pick...

Steve Trachsel, ACE

]]> 11:384385:c5393484 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:27:04 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393467 @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: I'm just thrilled its not the Ravens. As a 'skins fan, that would be too much for me.

The Boy Wonder

]]> 11:384385:c5393467 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:25:00 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393462 That, ladies and gentlemen, is why the Falcons are the Falcons.

Da_Mang

]]> 11:384385:c5393462 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:23:45 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393451 Joey Harrington... The Sequel!

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:384385:c5393451 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:21:53 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393450 @Da_Mang: and correct me if I'm wrong, but he will be tutored in the way of NFL QBing by Chris Redman, right?

I can wrap the bullet as an early birthday gift if you'd like.

Signal to Noise

]]> 11:384385:c5393450 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:21:44 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393446 @She Blinded Me With Violence:
Oh shit. I didn't even mean that.
I just meant I got another 15 hours before my team picks.

bizzo5000

]]> 11:384385:c5393446 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:21:31 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393445 @Charles: I saw him enough. He is overrated. Hes another Kyle Boller as a pro.

Steve Trachsel, ACE

]]> 11:384385:c5393445 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:21:28 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393434 Bust of the draft.

bizzo5000

]]> 11:384385:c5393434 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:19:45 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393430 @Da_Mang:

How much did you see Ryan play this year? He might be over-hyped now, but he's legit.

Charles

]]> 11:384385:c5393430 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:19:28 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393424 Alright! An ESPN overhyped QB from a northeastern school over a monster DT from the SEC.

Kill me now.

Da_Mang

]]> 11:384385:c5393424 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:18:21 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393412 @The Boy Wonder: I've got a spare Falcons cap I can send your way if you pay the shipping and handling.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:384385:c5393412 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:16:39 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393399 @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Ax Bilas.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> 11:384385:c5393399 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:14:41 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393398 They're Long, and they're strong, and they're down to get the strong-side-protection-slash-linebacker-hybrid-pass-rush on

MDT

]]> 11:384385:c5393398 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:14:34 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393396 Prime's in charge of interviews for NFL Network? Still better than Gumbel.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> 11:384385:c5393396 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:14:18 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393389 I think I'm actively rooting for Ryan to drop. I dont like the idea of rooting for any of the teams that may pick him.

The Boy Wonder

]]> 11:384385:c5393389 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:13:16 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393388 Who's longer, Jake Long or Chris Long?

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:384385:c5393388 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:13:10 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393386 @bizzo5000: Are you with ESPN?

No offense, by the way.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> 11:384385:c5393386 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:13:04 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393384 That's a reach.
I'm just saying that about everyone today.

bizzo5000

]]> 11:384385:c5393384 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:12:55 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393377 @elijah_dukes_mayonnaise: I'd pay a homeless guy $10 to press the mute button whenever Berman speaks.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:384385:c5393377 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:11:46 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393371 I love how Chris Long looks more like Spicoli than his Dad. So much for the Broken Arrow sequel.

Charles

]]> 11:384385:c5393371 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:11:10 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393367 I feel like a draft that is continually advertising "Best Available Hummer" should be more entertaining.

MDT

]]> 11:384385:c5393367 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:10:47 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393354 @bizzo5000:

Seriously - let's go St. Louis, you've had a week-long head start on this pick.

I'll be happy when they go to fantasy football timing for the draft. 90 seconds a pick, and if you can't select somebody, the NFL will assign a player from Mel Kiper's board for you.

Charles

]]> 11:384385:c5393354 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:09:38 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393351 I'm already reaching toxic levels of Berman.

elijah_dukes_mayonnaise

]]> 11:384385:c5393351 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:08:53 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393350 ...just learned that his Coliseum lions had been replaced with Syrian hamsters.

"So THAT's where they went," remarked Tom Brady.

MDT

]]> 11:384385:c5393350 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:08:43 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393349 And my Falcons will make the typically Falcon move of taking an overratted QB over a can't miss DT.

/shits pants

Da_Mang

]]> 11:384385:c5393349 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:08:31 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393344 Seeing as Mort has reported that the Falcons will be picking Matty Ice, does that mean Atlanta will be selecting Glen Dorsey?

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:384385:c5393344 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:08:01 EDT <![CDATA[Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393340 It's going to be a long day.

bizzo5000

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