<![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> Down goes Danley!

BallHawk

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> Until they're dead, FOX & TBS need to apportion all playoff game-calls to Ernie Harwell & Vin Scully. Forget this Joe Buck shit...

/broken record

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> Do all catchers close their eyes and turn their head as the pitch is coming, or just the gold-glovers?

KinneyX

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> @Pesti-Esti:

Key word is PREPARED.

That's why Vin Scully is awesome.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> @Larry Bird Flu: @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: I'm unimpressed. He had prepared rudimentary and completely unrelated biographical info about the umpires. None of it sheds any light on the situation nor compensates for the fact that he is, apparently, blind as a bat.

Pesti-Esti

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> Vin Scully calling it makes it so much better, its amazing how he started giving a mini-eulogy right on the spot. Great Call Vin.

chai1108

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> Lescott is an ugly mofo

moomacher

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> and now a red--no, only a yellow card.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> @Slothrop:

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> @Slothrop:

An Villa comes right back to knot it up. Great ending to this game.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> @BigTenObsession:

what? 3 goals in 2 minutes? inconceivable.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> nice last few minutes of action at Everton. lovely goal by Yobo.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> @chilltown: He could have been talking about the shipping tool though.

It's nice to see the return of blood lust in baseball. The sport has been lacking it for a while now.

sleepyirv

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> This Everton-Villa match is outstanding.

What?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> Ah, rub some dirt on it.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> I'm guessing that Bennett was crossed up, but way to duck and leave the ump exposed.

/never tried to catch a 96 mph anything
//would shit pants if tried

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> Blown opportunity for the institution of the "Umply Lumps" tag.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> Should've been you, Angel Hernandez.

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> Yea, as someone who took a few foul tips to the grill playing catcher, that'll ring your bell. Good news is there's a couple seconds of pure silence before the ringing in your ears starts.

Also, Coors can pay for banner ads that cut through stories but can't pay to have them spell checked? What the fuck is a "Comdian"?

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> @UkraineNotWeak: He was just covering for Brad Penny, he didn't think he could miss that badly.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> A Tintin reference? Ape wins forever.

chilltown

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> "The first pitch is in the dirt, bounces up, and hits the umpire..."

Scully knows Danley's entire life story, but can't see with his eyes what actually happened.

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> Yet he initially thought the ball bounced up and hit him when it was clear it was a direct shot.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> Only Vin Scully would be completely prepared for this situation

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> @Larry Bird Flu: +2 (a bonus 1 because you are correct)

Beer-Fart

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> Most amazing is how Vin Scully knows everything about Danley. Which is why Scully is the greatest broadcaster ever.

Larry Bird Flu

]]> <![CDATA[Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps]]> Even in this state he was smarter than LaSorda.

Chief Wahoo

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