You'll Never Believe What Happened Yesterday (Actually, You Probably Will) - Deadspin Comments

You'll Never Believe What Happened Yesterday (Actually, You Probably Will)

Phatty — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:59:27 EDT

I'm just waiting for an Igoudala jumpshot to actually get stuck in the rafters. He's getting closer.

Phatty

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supermike5alive — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:20:24 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: ok deal

supermike5alive

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supermike5alive — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:19:57 EDT

@drewheyman: sure...

what else?

i change my avatar pic to the Chief Wahoo face and Brazil changes it to Tom Brady holding a baby goat?

supermike5alive

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:06:41 EDT

@supermike5alive: Well, it's gonna be tough never typing the word "Boston" again, seeing as they show up in the postseason for every single friggin' sport... Also, I think the little starsies are non-transferable.

If the Celtics win tonight, I have to change my avatar to the Celtics logo for a week. If the Hawks win tonight, you have to change your avatar to the Hawks logo for a week.

Deal?

Brazil Thrill

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:53:22 EDT

@supermike5alive: No star? Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

Chief Wahoo

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drewheyman — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:49:49 EDT

@supermike5alive:

Can you add 'a no more comments about slurping Farve', and this will turn into a decent bet that makes Deadspin all the better.

drewheyman

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supermike5alive — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:46:46 EDT

what sorry - i was napping.

ummm... how about this, if Boston wins tonight, you can never make another "dawkie" "quinzee" "boston is racist" joke - indeed you can NEVER type the word "boston" or "bean" or whatever in any format at all - again.

and i can't... um... talk about Atlanta?

hows that. and i'll change my name to "Brazil Thrill Stole My Girl (and She Liked It!)" and you have to change your name to "Scalabrine Is My Secret Ginger Lover" for one week.

and.... I get your star.

and.......... something else?

supermike5alive

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Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:27:29 EDT

@HazelMaesLandingStrip: A good start, that is. I would add that the loser has to write their posts exclusively in Esperanto until their team wins another game.

Chamomiles Davis

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:26:56 EDT

@Donald_Igwebuike: A++++++ WOULD REPLY AHGAIN!!!!!!!

Magnakai Haaskivi

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:24:48 EDT

@The Gizmo from Pismo: And it would certainly suck not being able to comment here again, no doubt.

@The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face: But he's like the victory cigar. Whenever he's on the court, it usually means the Celtics are blowing out the other team.

Brazil Thrill

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:23:21 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Instead of leaving, why doesn't the loser change their posting name to something degrading like ATL-Asswipe or SupermikeisaBostondouche or something along those lines.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:16:56 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Ugh, but with one of those, all of Deadspin loses.

The Gizmo from Pismo

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:13:24 EDT

@EDogII: Yeah, Kidd was much better when he had someone to take his pregame aggression out on.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:10:41 EDT

@hockalees: It seems like he can't find his J.

Brazil Thrill

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EDogII — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:09:51 EDT

Wow, J Kidd is an ass.

EDogII

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:09:00 EDT

@supermike5alive: There's no way the Hawks are winning the series, so I definitely wouldn't bet on that.

Here we go...

If the Hawks win tonight, April 28th, 2008, you will not comment on Deadspin ever again, under any accounts, current, old or new.
If the Celtics win tonight, April 28th, 2008, I will not comment on Deadspin ever again, under any accounts, current, old or new.

Deal?

Brazil Thrill

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That-Dude — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:08:33 EDT

@Suss--: Thats why you have the Star, well done.

That-Dude

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futuremrsrickankiel — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:08:13 EDT

I think we're all missing the point here, which is that the Mavericks suck. Waiter, is my Meltdown ready yet? I'm trying to make a 7:30 movie.

futuremrsrickankiel

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hockalees — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:07:21 EDT

Let's be blunt: Josh Howard is not playing well in the post-season.

hockalees

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:01:50 EDT

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: That's an easy choice, seeing as Atlanta is not going to win a game at Boston anyway. All it means is that the Celtics have to play an extra game or two.

@Chamomiles Davis: You're probably right.

Brazil Thrill

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The Vigilante Face — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:58:53 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: You forget that the most hated player on the team is that fucking Ginger, Brian Scalabrine.

The Vigilante Face

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supermike5alive — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:57:33 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: that's what i said yes - but now i'm thinking the better bet would be for the SERIES. since... that's all that really matters.

hey, you're the STAR commenter not me. whatever you want to do.

supermike5alive

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Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:55:37 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: If I were you, I'd ask him to spot you two games. I'm just saying.

Chamomiles Davis

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:52:07 EDT

Do I root for my single favorite professional sports team ever to win an important playoff game, or do I root for no more Supermike? It's like Sophie's Choice.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Babcocksure — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:49:45 EDT

if you're at your best when you move the ball and get to the basket Detroit, then just do that...all the time.

I know, sounds crazy...

Babcocksure

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:46:38 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Celtics by 25 tonight, followed by KG performing Sub Zero's head-ripping Fatality on Horford. Either that or Jax's Fatality in which he rips your arms off.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:45:30 EDT

Where did the comments go? This was just about to get interesting...

Brazil Thrill

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:42:39 EDT

@HazelMaesLandingStrip: Good point. Still, what was Horford supposed to do after hearing all that trash-talk? Curl up in the fetal position with a thumb in his mouth?

@supermike5alive: Wait... if we place this bet and the Hawks win tonight, you will never comment here again under this or any other commenter accounts? Same for me if the Celtics win tonight?

Just making sure I understand the ground rules.

Brazil Thrill

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supermike5alive — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:40:52 EDT

@OchentaYcinco: hmmm the odds do seem to stack up against me...

supermike5alive

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:40:11 EDT

Um...i get sent to 'Hilarious Muppets Bloopers' when i click ona link.

Still fun though.

The Gizmo from Pismo

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Sh!tShow — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:39:47 EDT

@HazelMaesLandingStrip: +1.

Sh!tShow

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OchentaYcinco — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:38:46 EDT

@supermike5alive: Careful Mike, you making that bet is the equivalent of putting a bounty on Garnett and Pierce's kneecaps.

OchentaYcinco

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Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:37:42 EDT

Note to my Sixers -- Here's the downside about "playing with house money": Once you win it, it's no longer the house's money... it's yours.

Chamomiles Davis

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supermike5alive — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:36:34 EDT

BOSTON RACIST IN THIS COMMENTS TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohnoes i rtarded!

tommmmeee from gwinzeeeeeeee

DOo
SH!!!!!!!

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: would you care to make it interesting? maybe something like loser closes commenter account/never comments on deadspin again? just throwing it out there...

supermike5alive

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:33:43 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: I guess you can do that when your team is above .500.

/Sully from Quinzee

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:33:04 EDT

@futuremrsrickankiel: You're welcome! Let me know if you need me to bring any other astute observations to the table; I've got many more where that came from.

Brazil Thrill

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:29:58 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: They can keep it up tonight. The Hawks are a very tough home team, and for whatever reason Josh Smith always plays like a beast at Phillips. On the road, however, they have been absolutely despicable, which explains the sub .500 record.

Brazil Thrill

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futuremrsrickankiel — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:29:31 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Yeah, clearly as a Celtics fan I hate black people. Thanks for that astute observation.

futuremrsrickankiel

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Tuffy — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:29:04 EDT

@futuremrsrickankiel: Don't order the Maverick Meltdown; you'll just choke on it.

Tuffy

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sassydeerrun — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:28:13 EDT

@futuremrsrickankiel: According to a blogger this weekend, God doesn't love Atlanta because the Falcons drafted Matt Ryan.

sassydeerrun

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:26:49 EDT

@futuremrsrickankiel: KG and the rest of the Beantown crew love to talk trash.

Wasn't Bostahn supposed to sweep Atlanta? OH NOES, THE TEAM FROM DAWKIETOWN JUST BEAT US!!!

Brazil Thrill

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Doyle McPoyle — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:25:43 EDT

@futuremrsrickankiel: That or a gay, Top Gun-themed porno. Which is actually a little redundant if you ask me.

Doyle McPoyle

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:25:30 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado:

Think the Hawks can keep it up tonight or was Saturday a one time thing?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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kayceebk — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:24:55 EDT

@TheLou-Do: Catch him on his bennie prepaid wireless

kayceebk

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Matt Sussman — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:21:29 EDT

"What, no Rickroll in this thread? "

Hey, the previous thread was not a RickRoll. The other 32 times ... no comment.

Matt Sussman

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The Seaward (nee Tocchets Bookie) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:21:25 EDT

@Chief Wahoo: If they don't you've got to imagine the Celtics thinking about it. I can just picture Doc Rivers yelling at the TV yesterday afternoon...

"NO! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! DON'T FUCKING WAKE HIM UP ANY MORE!

...we already can't beat them in Cleveland..."

The Seaward (nee Tocchets Bookie)

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TheLou-Do — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:20:00 EDT

@Gus Johnson's Cardiologist: He can deliver like UPS trucks.

TheLou-Do

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futuremrsrickankiel — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:19:53 EDT

"The Maverick Meltdown" sounds like some kind of tasty southwestern cheeseburger. Mmm... meltdown.

And I, for one, fully support the notion of having all NBA playoffs games take place as pickup games. I'd simply love to see Kevin Garnett go apeshit on Al Horford for running his big stupid mouth off. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, ATLANTA?!

futuremrsrickankiel

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:19:39 EDT

@Suss--: I'd like to know what angle that is. I may have to start watching Hornets games a little bit differently.

Brazil Thrill

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Juancho — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:19:37 EDT

VTBen: I'm sick of Judd Apatow.

Juancho

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:18:23 EDT

This is all leading up to a blockbuster Jason Kidd for Shaquille O'Neal trade this offseason.

"The NBA, were swapping mistakes happens!"

Brazil Thrill

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Tuffy — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:18:23 EDT

@Suss--: Tossed *his* cookies.

What, no Rickroll in this thread?

Tuffy

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Donald_Igwebuike — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:18:16 EDT

What the hell is a "Star Commenter"? Is this like ebay ratings now?

Donald_Igwebuike

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Doyle McPoyle — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:18:12 EDT

@VTBen: Tim Duncan's got more records than the K.G.B., so, uh, no funny business!

Doyle McPoyle

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Tuffy — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:17:25 EDT

Jason Kidd, Devean George, and a first round pick to the Lakers for Ira Newble and a sign-and-trade for Jerry West. Now that's a leader.

Tuffy

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:17:25 EDT

Why haven't the rest of the Wizards given Stevenson a blanket party yet?

Chief Wahoo

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Matt Sussman — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:15:28 EDT

"Sorry, Jannero. From that angle you sort of looked like Joumana."

Matt Sussman

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VTBen — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:14:09 EDT

@Dead Air ummm Dead Air: @Gus Johnson's Cardiologist: On a semi-related note, Pineapple Express looks like a pretty fucking awesome movie.

VTBen

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Arriaga_II — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:13:17 EDT

Fake ESPN Comment of the Day:

"If the Pistons keep playing this way, they'll destory the 76er's in game 8. Too bad it's only a 7 game series."

Arriaga_II

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:13:10 EDT

You know, that's three games now where the Wizards have pissed LeBron off so much that he's gone nuclear on him. If you want to beat him, don't punch him in the face. Send him a fruit basket and a card signed by the whole team saying "We Really Respect Your Skill". The pissing him off tactic is just not working.

Magnakai Haaskivi