<![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> @kayceebk: If we had Scott Stevens, we would have played the Senators or Bruins in the first round and all of this would have been a horrible, horrible dream.

@Honus: Bugger off. ;) (That semicolon and parenthesis indicate I meant the previous statement in a lighthearted way!)

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> @kayceebk:

Oh Jesus not another Devils "If only" speech.

Honus

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> @Wyshynski: If only we had Scott Stevens for even one game of the Rangers series, "Rule No. 16" wouldn't have even been necessary.

/sigh. . .

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> @TheStarterWife: And that's how much Sean Avery pisses people off.

And I may have to buy a Hal Gill USA Hockey jersey after seeing that picture. The Penguins' Olympians have all been Canadians and Europeans, and I'm getting a bit squirrely about Malone's chances of fitting under the Pens' cap.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> Dear Elisha; let me see you smile
Dear Elisha; Avery is a little child
The Pens will be a daisy chain
So let me see you naked again
Dear Elisha; won't you come to Average's to play?

Average-Joe

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> Actually, Elisha Cuthbert is why Sean Avery is so grouchy. She dumped him for Rodger Clemens.

FriendsLikeJimRome

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> @The HZA: Mom! Dad said stop drinking and come home!

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> Best. NHL. Closer. Ever.

Besides, she wouldn't get back with Avery, he's what you call a F-A-G Queer!

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> Yeah, the whistle sucked, but the Rangers have to be able to score more than once! I'm wearing a jersey to work today for luck.

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> "....walked down to the railyard and carved "Game Over" into a transient's chest." >>>>>>>>>>>> "....and TMQ wrote "Game Over" into his notebook."

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> I know what you mean about going to the circus, love the tigers, hate the clowns.

FriendsLikeJimRome

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> There is beer at Chuck E Cheese? Is that why my mom would take me?

The HZA.

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@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Gill's like what? 6'7 and how many pounds? The man was not build for speed. He was built to look like an American Hero for beating on Avery.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> See this beer here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> Crosby needs to start a band with Rick Nash. There's Still time; they're both Young.

ClownForPound

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> @TheStarterWife: He came in a deluxe set along with SEAN AVERY WITH LIGHTNING FAST TURTLE SHELL ACTION.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> @TheStarterWife: @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: That's the fastest I've seen either Gill or Laraque move since they came to Pittsburgh.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> I hope Laraque vents Avery's mouth.

/strange urge for Coors Light

Tomato and Basil McRae

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> It was, as they say, a great day for hoc-key.

The emergence of Marc-Andre Fleury as a neo-Belfour willing to groin-thwack guys like Avery and Marty Lapointe is my favorite postseason development, while Mike Ribeiro's bank goal from behind the net off the back of the Russian novelist's pads is my fave postseason goal to date.

Wilf

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> : @Wyshynski: @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: @OchentaYcinco:

It was like he was Hall Gill - SUPER ACTION FIGURE WITH QUICK RELEASE GLOVE ACTION. He was just not going to put up with any shit.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> Sean Avery, if you don't fuck that chick, I WILL KILL MYSELF!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> Sean Avery needs to die...in a fire...choking on the anal bleedings of a large animal.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> @OchentaYcinco: ...he'll probably get sent off while picking Avery's entrails out of his teeth.

Or maybe he'll just call everyone on and lose his shit only after the refs get between him and the opposite team.

/not bitter or anything.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> Jem > Teela

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> Brad Richards scored one more point last night than the other big trade deadline acquisition in Dallas. That tells you all you need to know about how the Mavs and Stars are doing in the playoffs.
/ESPN comment-of-the-day-itized

hockalees

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> see the curtains hangin' in the window in the evening on a friday night
little light is shinein' through the window let's me now everything's alright

summer breeze, makes me feel fine don't indure the jasmine in my mind

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> @TheStarterWife: There was a certain beauty to seeing Laraque and Gill crushing Avery near the boards at the end. It's almost like the adults had stepped in when the 10-year-old got out of line.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> @TheStarterWife: I was losing my shit when he nearly murdered Avery.

All aboard the USS Hal Gill.

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> @TheStarterWife: Honestly, how great was that? Sean Avery deserves nothing short of having Gill and Laraque throwing hammers at him every time he breathes. Here's hoping Scary Gary plays on Tuesday, if it's anything like his first game against Ottawa he'll probably get sent off while picking Avery's entrails out of his teeth.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> so.. Keith Jones is Greg Easterbrook minus the antisemitism, pretentiousness, and obsession with "smart" cheerleaders that he uses to rationalize his masturbation?

In other words, he's nothing like Easterbrook

HockeyMountain

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> Yes, please. I'll take it to go.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> Hal Gill - fastest gloves off in the east.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> How old is Teela? I mean, she's out of Rocket territory, right?

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> I'd like to see Avery get back with Elisha. Then die.

In other words, Elisha Cuthbert should come to the Pens-Rangers games naked.

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> I'm voting Teela.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> @Weed Against Speed:

I'm not complaining.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> @ArkansasFred: But they did it with flair and elan. And it was probably decent beer.

Bartolos_Colonoscopy

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> Man, she is awesome... except for her taste in guys, obviously. So much better than the Elisha we usually talk about.

(Call me!)

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> @MattinglysSideburns: Creepier? Or hotter?

LeNoceur

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> @ArkansasFred: Dammit. Well, you caught my name mistake of the day. Apologies.

But the Elisha photos are pretty nice, right?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> I'm surprised the Montreal mob didn't try to set Richards on fire.

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> That's Mike Richards on the Flyers.

Canadian Impostor

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> Can I still claim to be a Pens' fan even though I've only watched them play three times this year? How much carryover is there from owning a partial season ticket plan in 1998? I need a ruling.

Also...god heavens.

MyronCopacetic

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> ...they can be found debating whether Teela or the Sorceress would have been the easier lay.

The fact that the Sorceress was Teela's mother makes the conversation that much creepier.

Oh, and Teela for sure.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> Emphatic Marv Albert type YES!!!!

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Get Back Together With Sean Avery -- For Everyone's Sake]]> It was Mike Richards.

And I'm sure that happened in Philly, as we're a bunch of classless thugs and the worst fans in sports.

Really? Montreal? You don't say.

ArkansasFred

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