<![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @SonofSpurrier:

Heeeey, THAT might actually work.

Can't be any worse, can it?

Grandjester

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @Civil Negligence: that was a hot mess on Saturday. Stripes, gingham, pink tie, green pocket square - only thing missing was a pimp hat.

ImAManImForty

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @lavaughn: //santonio holmes immediately calls early doucet to take him under his...wing?

KellyDownsSyndrome

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> Gotta love this quote from Peter King today:

"Early Doucet (81) lasted waaaaay too long after a starry career but groin-ravaged senior year at LSU. "

Groin-ravaged senior year of college? Sounds about right.

lavaughn

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @Lanny's Mustache Rides: I'm there. But right now, the only other reps are from Weapons & Helmets, Girl Beat, and college radio.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns brought to you by Diebold: I'll take 70 receptions from a rookie wide out any year. I dislike Herm as much as the next guy but I think he's made solid move in the last 3 drafts and that too much to if the mess that Dicky V left at 1 Arrowhead Drive gets pinned on him.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> Man...Neil Diamond is looking sharp.

KellyDownsSyndrome

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @HIV 2 Elway: 70 for 995 and 5 TDs. That's what you and Herm are hanging your hat on?

Yawn...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> Hey, what's that there under Amani Toomer's wing? Oh, that's fellow Wolverine Mario Manningham, you say? I see. Well, good thing he ended up there.

Bluenatic

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @Magnakai Haaskivi: wrong thread

Babcocksure

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Kevin Hart is holding a press conference this afternoon to announce that he was drafted by both the Patriots and the Colts this weekend. Still lots of seats available for members of the fake news media. [a.abcnews.com]

Lanny's Mustache Rides

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns brought to you by Diebold: Since Bowe was such an underperformer as a rookie.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @muggsybogues: I've gotten tired of that, but I'll never get tired of this:

18-1.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @millensdraftskills: Is he really that much safer in Detroit?

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @SonofSpurrier: Preferably not in a library.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> highlight of the Lions draft? Some dude NOT going to Iraq

/sigh

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> Way to fuck up again Titans. Lets just let VY throw it to himself.

SonofSpurrier

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @OchentaYcinco: Trevor Laws was the only player from ND last year who belonged anywhere near the NFL. I honestly think he will do well.

The niners yet again fail to impress me on draft day. Here's to another 3 years of fail!

Laser Guided

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> In the summer, Belichick experiments with blitz packages. In the spring, he experiments with product and chestnut highlights.

GoldManGold

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> According to Mel Kiper Jr., the Pats are now 19-2.

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @Civil Negligence: Michael Irvin?

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @Jews For Purple Jesus: Yeah - but you got a steal with that pick.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> With the hair starting to flow over the ears, it looks to me like Coach is very focused on the coin toss this season. We would already say he doesn't have a sense of humor.

Sixteen Candelarias

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @UkraineNotWeak:

He loves the aged pink. I bet that combo is at least 10 years old. (That's 53 in shirt years, right?)

MyronCopacetic

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @Chief Wahoo: (Gives the McShay stare)

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @Civil Negligence: Emmitt Smith founds his outfit incouragesable.

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> I don't think I hated a college player more over the past three years than Manningham, given his responsibility in ruining what should have been a perfect season for PSU in 2005. And now I have to root for the guy? Fuck me.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @Civil Negligence: Keyshawn looked like his next stop was, "The Playa Hatas Ball."

The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @Civil Negligence: Lloyd from Entourage.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> Beware Eli. Not one but two immobile Kentucky Qb's are breathing down your neck.

The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> I will ask it yet again: who at ESPN dresses Keyshawn?

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @BigJimSlade: God, that's like... 75 second round picks! More Notre Dame defensive linemen, please.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @MyronCopacetic:

Belichick loves the pink.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns brought to you by Diebold:

I'm shocked that Herm was able to manage the clock and get all his picks in on time.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> Love it, someone definitely upped their haircut budget.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @OchentaYcinco: At this rate, in 30 years, the Eagles will have every single 1st round pick in the draft. Then... you're all in big big trouble.

BigJimSlade

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @muggsybogues: Giants fan: [www.flickr.com]

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> Yeah the Eagles certainly heisted Carolina all right. Next year they'll get to trade out of the first round twice. Wheeee!

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> @Dead Wrestlers Society: More like a deux deux deux-enhanced boomer.

/Do we have video yet of Boomer referencing deux deux deux at the draft?

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> I will never, ever, EVER tire of hearing The Greatest Football Team in the League referred to as the "Superbowl Champion New York Giants." Ever.

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> Videographer in the front.

Par-tay in the back.

J. Henry Waugh

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> Pink on pink was an interesting choice.

MyronCopacetic

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> He looks eerily like an age-enhanced Boomer in that pic.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything]]> Glen Dorsey is already practicing his underachieving...

(That's all you excel in when you're drafted by the Chiefs)

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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