It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly - Deadspin Comments

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

KellyDownsSyndrome — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:43:04 EDT

The underside of Daly's gut is seen less often than the dark side of the moon, or the majestic fuck lion in the wild...

KellyDownsSyndrome

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Russian Experiment — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:19:54 EDT

@Doyle McPoyle: Or do terrified faces look like John Daly's gord?

Russian Experiment

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

RachelRayIsTheDevil — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:33:38 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: +1 for best facial reference.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

starksgotejected — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:30:34 EDT

"Just thought you'd like to see what a real golfer's body looks like. Go ahead, drink it in..."

starksgotejected

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

BarrySagittarius — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:17:19 EDT

I'd motorboat 'em.

/throws up

BarrySagittarius

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

El Gato en mis Pantalones — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:43:46 EDT

If only he would tip up a bottle of Old E while doing the interview.

El Gato en mis Pantalones

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

brendanm14 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:33:29 EDT

when in Rome.....

brendanm14

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Patchy Drizzle — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:28:05 EDT

@Dewey Decimal System: Shit. I owe you a bottle of Jack Daniels and a pack of whatever Daly smokes.

Patchy Drizzle

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

theothermatt — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:26:57 EDT

@theslacker: what the hell are you doing here? get back to work.

theothermatt

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Patchy Drizzle — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:25:45 EDT

I'd rather have Daly's tits in my face during an interview than Tractor Traylor's cock. What about you, Will?

Patchy Drizzle

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Phil Mickelsons Man Tits — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:25:41 EDT

@MickelsonsManBoobs: @MickelsonsManBoobs:
"Man Tits" membership predates "ManBoobs" by a year, but I'm willing to have a "jiggle-off" to settle this.

Phil Mickelsons Man Tits

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Afino — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:24:44 EDT

@David Hume:

Which happens first, death or the end of that exemption?

Afino

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

theslacker — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:23:03 EDT

Brazzers is interested in Mr. Daly appearing in their next feature.

theslacker

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

EggandCheeseonaRoll — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:15:42 EDT

Honestly, It's not as bad as I would have thought. That guy is my hero

EggandCheeseonaRoll

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Big Jim Slade — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:15:30 EDT

@BreakfastBourbon:Can't one be Left and one be Right?

Big Jim Slade

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Slothrop — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:15:05 EDT

I'm guessing that this is par for Daly's course--that interviewer doesn't blink when he sees Daly is going to do the shoot topless.

Slothrop

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

DumpsterDining — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:12:42 EDT

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese... mac:

See avitar....

DumpsterDining

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

sassydeerrun — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:11:49 EDT

Why the hell is one of Jupiter's moons out of orbit and on earth giving an interview?

sassydeerrun

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Dewey Decimal System — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:11:35 EDT

A certain Midwestern-born sports blogger would probably say it's better to interview a shirtless John Daly than a nude Robert Traylor.

Dewey Decimal System

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

phillas — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:11:32 EDT

That's a lot of flesh. Isn't he afraid somebody's going to throw a harpoon?

phillas

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:11:22 EDT

Shoulda been you, Gulbis.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

David Hume — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:09:35 EDT

And we can't forget - this man has an invitation to the British Open for the next 23 years.

David Hume

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

BreakfastBourbon — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:08:42 EDT

@MickelsonsManBoobs: @Phil Mickelson's Man Tits: Apparently there's enough of chesty Lefty for two.

BreakfastBourbon

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

MattinglysSideburns — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:06:58 EDT

@MickelsonsManBoobs: Well, this is awkward.

MattinglysSideburns

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

CardedForDissent — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:04:19 EDT

@Phil Mickelson's Man Tits: Ummmm you have my Commenter Name

CardedForDissent

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

MeSoHornsby — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:02:16 EDT

@Jefferson Short Bus: +1

And who says golfers aren't athletes?

MeSoHornsby

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Matt Sussman — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:01:39 EDT

They settles for this interview after they couldn't land the Bridgette Wilson-Sampras interview on account of getting the year of the Spanish Armada wrong.

Matt Sussman

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:01:25 EDT

John Daly: Giving hope to fat golfers since 1991

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Phil Mickelsons Man Tits — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:00:30 EDT

@millensdraftskills: Still think golfers aren't athletes?

Phil Mickelsons Man Tits

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

jwaves2007 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:00:26 EDT

How can you not love this man?

jwaves2007

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:59:58 EDT

It's funnier with Will's John Rocker impression.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:59:42 EDT

@BreakfastBourbon:I'm betting pantsless after a keg or 3 too.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

McNutty — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:59:28 EDT

Are we sure that's Daly and not Nasty Boy Brian Knobbs?

McNutty

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:58:46 EDT

I loved him in Roadhouse.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Whitey Fisk — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:57:14 EDT

I'm guessing he's not a 'half-grapefruit and black coffee' guy.

Whitey Fisk

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

HockeyMountain — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:56:53 EDT

O AN HE SEXY!

HockeyMountain

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Jefferson Short Bus — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:56:44 EDT

I wouldn't fuck John Daly's tits with Annika Sorenstam's dick.

Jefferson Short Bus

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

The Boy Wonder — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:56:31 EDT

Unless Ozarks First has footage of him doing the truffle shuffle, they fail as journalists.

The Boy Wonder

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

The Diesel — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:56:20 EDT

Quickly shooting up the board for the 2009 Celebrity Death Poll.

The Diesel

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Matt_T — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:56:06 EDT

He's just working on his tan before the 73rd annual Ozarks Bellyflop competition.

Matt_T

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Carlton_Whitfield — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:55:45 EDT

Looks like Daly could use a refreshing Coors Light. Wait, how'd that get in my head?

Carlton_Whitfield

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:55:34 EDT

One would assume Daly has manboobs rather than a northern continuation of the belly with nipples on it. One would be wrong.

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

MattMillenFanClub — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:55:06 EDT

bigger boobs: daly or miley cyrus?

MattMillenFanClub

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:54:42 EDT

@BigJimSlade: AMEN!! Vomitious.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

TheStarterWife — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:54:32 EDT

GIT-R-DONE!!!

TheStarterWife

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

theheckle — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:54:19 EDT

@RachelRayIsTheDevil: Or in a complete perversion of all that is good, you could photoshop Mayor McCheese's head onto Daly's belly.

theheckle

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

BreakfastBourbon — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:54:12 EDT

Sweet merciful Pete, you didn't mention he proceeds to golf shirtless, shoeless and smoking.

BreakfastBourbon

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

DumpsterDining — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:54:10 EDT

Can't wait until the interview with Mark Mangino... (Actually I can)

DumpsterDining

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

CardedForDissent — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:53:56 EDT

Daly has nothing on my boy. You really think Amy breastfed their kids all by herself? Phil wanted to keep her bosoms fresh for their lay down dancing. His man breasts provided all the milk for child rearing.

CardedForDissent

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

HugsFromHarold — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:53:49 EDT

Does Daly wax his chest?

@FEAST: it's always noon somewhere.
/fixed

HugsFromHarold

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Yellow Tail Swine — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:53:45 EDT

Happy 42nd John!

Bust on those queer ass Pumas again!

Yellow Tail Swine

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:52:47 EDT

"Helloooooooooooooooo"

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:52:09 EDT

After the jump, dammit. After the jump!

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

MattinglysSideburns — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:52:04 EDT

Is that his stomach or the Shroud of Turin?

MattinglysSideburns

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

A Pimp Named DaveR — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:51:59 EDT

Was he featured on the "How Do You Clean and Dress Your Squirrel" segment?

A Pimp Named DaveR

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

the earl of weaver — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:51:39 EDT

This is almost as repulsive as the time he cameoed in "Super Troopers" and got hosed down naked.

the earl of weaver

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Doyle McPoyle — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:51:12 EDT

Good Lord, his torso looks like a terrified face.

Doyle McPoyle

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

SlickBomb — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:51:04 EDT

I can't wait until he's a color commentator.

SlickBomb

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

ArkansasFred — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:50:32 EDT

I shudder to think what The Ozarks are first in.

ArkansasFred

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Civil Negligence — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:50:12 EDT

I see a "southern hick" theme forming today on Deadspin...

Civil Negligence

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

evslin — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:50:09 EDT

What has been seen... cannot be unseen

evslin

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Chones_Chonies — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:50:07 EDT

The name of Daly's golf course is Murder Rock? I bet you can play in jorts there.

Chones_Chonies

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Afino — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:49:57 EDT

Awesome.

Afino

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Slothrop — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:49:37 EDT

Is it just me does Daly's body look like Homer Simpson's face for that hairless moment after he shaves?

Slothrop

It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

Cialis Cooper — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:49:32 EDT

In this interview with "OzarksFirst," Daly studiously ignores the "no shirt, no shoes, no interview" that has governed the universe of non-locker-room sports journalism for decades.
Call me when Suzann Pettersen starts granting interviews.

Cialis Cooper