<![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> right now this is the #1 story worldwide (both read and emailed) on the bbc website. clemens has nothing on el phenomeno!

lastingsmilledge

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> @David Hume: Bravo.

mydogisdexter

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> Oscar de la Hoya doesn't see what the big deal is.

RonZookonRedBull

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> "Bitch/Bastard set me up!"

-marion berry'd

André Roussimoff

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> In other news Richard Quest has told his CNN producers that he wants to do a story on Rio's business district.

SA

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> Oh, and if there was ever a acceptable reason to have a seizure minutes before performing, this would be it.

Colin White Devil

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> This is why I never send rounds of "O Funky Cold Medina" to girls in Rio bars.

Colin White Devil

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> @Magnakai Haaskivi: crap

GoldManGold

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> let me set the record straight. i thought...the cop...was a...prostitute

acer

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> The Great Deception has shifted from "The Hand Of God" to "Man Hands".

GoldManGold

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> Damn. +1 everybody.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> the evidence, in this case, is a flop.

phillas

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> But how old were the trannies?

/Clemens'd

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> @Doyle McPoyle:

[applesaucekids.com]

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> Was he called for a handball?

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> There's not a "Tuck Rule" in soccer, is there?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> @David Hume: +1, Still laughing at that.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> What is it with soccer players and paying for sex? Are they so sexually freaky that there are certain things that even soccer groupies won't engage in? Thus, they must seek out professionals who will do it for money.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> @UkraineNotWeak: that's especially hard when there is no box.

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> C. Ronaldo would also have fallen for this. Then again, he falls for anything.

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> The strangest thing about this item is that Daulerio didn't post it.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> Those trannys were still probably hotter than Mia Hamm.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> When they said "we do not have cleets"
he thought they were referring to footwear.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> Hey, if YOU have a better idea of how one would get a free prostate exam, then Ronaldo would love to hear it.

Senators Lost Cojones

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> não me diga!

/special thanks to Pimsleur

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> Let's get one thing straight, meatball...face...butt. I work alone. 'Cept when I work with Ronaldo...which is all the time.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> I didn't think Ronaldo needed to pay to see beautiful balls.

DumpDolan

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> Maybe Ronaldo should have checked both sides of the story, if you know what I mean.

sassydeerrun

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> @Weed Against Speed: +1; that had me chuckling for a while there

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> There will be no diving in the box.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> "As maçãs do seu adam eram tão grandes quanto suas esferas!"

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> I am impressed that he was picking up what he thought were three women. Hoepfully he validated their parking for them.

DumpsterDining

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> ....and this almost made my day when I started reading, till I realized that it wasn't C. Ronaldo. Booo to this story.

But then again C. Ronaldo may well be a tranny.

Dinger The Dinosaur

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> "I have to check both sides of the story" Carlos Augusto Nogueira, chief of the police, told a news conference."

Coincidentally, Ronaldo should have checked both sides of his prostitutes.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> "I have to check both sides of the story, the transvestites' version and Ronaldo's,"

It's the usual he/she said, he/she said, he/she said, he said bullshit.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> How sad. A national icon has to pay for sex.

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> He should just tell everyone that he was trying out for Madam Butterfly.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> Three trannies? So does that make it a jimmy hat trick?

/please tip your waitresses

BarrySagittarius

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> Police Probe Renaldo-Transvestite Incident

I'd say there has been quite enough probing already, thank you very much.

Senators Lost Cojones

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> Err... I'm sure this story actually happened to C. Ronaldo in Portugal and that the media just got their names confused.

Nothing to see here folks, please move right along, new post should be up in about 15 minutes or so...

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> Thats no woman that's a man baby

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> @Chief Wahoo: +1. What you aren't excited about a 0-0 Champions League match between Manchester United and Barcelona?

BaBaBooey

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> "Ronaldo said he is not good in the head and that he is going through psychological problems because of his recent surgery,"

Roger Clemens wonders if it's too late to try this defense.

HockeyMountain

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> Ronaldo: The Real Client #9

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> Boo. A trial? THAT'S the hilarity? I was expecting some sort of mad-cap chase through the streets of Rio to the Benny Hill music, possibly with one of the transvestites waving a rolling pin as she ran. Ronaldo would of course have had to hide in some sort of large straw vessel at some point.

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> we've all been there before...

Russian Experiment

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> I "heard" this was a problem in Amsterdamn.......dudes didn't realize they were paying trannies and it resulted it fights. That is why the tranny district in Amsterdamn has blue lights. That is what I've heard anyway.....

BaBaBooey

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> And this is still the least gay thing about Soccer.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> They only promised "no hands". They didn't say anything about any other body parts.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> He should have called Eliot Spitzer if he wanted to make sure his whores weren't dudes.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> Yes it's true, this woman has a dick.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game]]> Ronaldo's recent surgery? Well, there's the problem. Post-op trannies don't hook up with pre-op trannies. Duh.

Lady Andrea

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