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cromartie — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:26:39 EDT

Olym-pics?

cromartie

alftime — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:40:21 EDT

What about, instead of an Olympic torch, they just set a midget's clothes on fire and carried him around?

alftime

RachelRayIsTheDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:39:17 EDT

There are two things I can't stomach in entertainment. Kids and midgets. I'll go ahead and lump the Olympics into the entertainment group since I have no shot of competing in archery, rowing, equestrian events, or even boxing. Leave the midgets for the Howard Stern show.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

spinachdip — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:08:23 EDT

Um, weightlifting?

spinachdip

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:00:31 EDT

@Suss--: Grappling hooks.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

Whitey Fisk — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:57:12 EDT

Women's gymnastics...done.

Whitey Fisk

Matt Sussman — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:49:34 EDT

Would they go under the hurdles?

Matt Sussman

White Speed Receiver — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:43:18 EDT

I think there should be events involving little people. I personally love midget tossing.

White Speed Receiver