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Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

jsavimbi — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:08:41 EDT

Why is Daulerio so angry about this? This is a tit-for-tat, he said, she said fight that is being drawn out, purposely, by Rawg in the public eye. Everything goes, especially titillating accounts of flying women across state lines, handing them wads of cash and then throwing a screwball at them.

It's a violation of the Mann Act, if you ask me.

jsavimbi

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:04:28 EDT

good foul by Carrick.

MrRedDevil

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

thefuseproject — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:02:34 EDT

@MrRedDevil: Not exactly a "clinical" finish.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:01:30 EDT

damnit nani

MrRedDevil

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

thefuseproject — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:59:29 EDT

According to ESPN2's crawl, Clemens "flatly denies" NYDN/McCready allegations.

Well, that ends that.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:56:02 EDT

@BigTenObsession: @My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: agreed

MrRedDevil

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

thefuseproject — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:51:56 EDT

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: There's the difference between "daytime" and DUAN.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:49:33 EDT

@HappyFeltonsGloryHole: Oh, fuck you.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:48:32 EDT

@HappyFeltonsGloryHole: Where did you hear this?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

BigTenObsession — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:47:02 EDT

@HappyFeltonsGloryHole:

asshole

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:44:06 EDT

threadjack/

further details on Pele's death....Maradona ate him.

end of threadjack/

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

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RagingRomones — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:43:57 EDT

@HappyFeltonsGloryHole:

Wait...what?!?!?!?!

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

BigTenObsession — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:42:17 EDT

@HappyFeltonsGloryHole:

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:41:47 EDT

Now that's how you make a soccer commercial, Nike.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:41:41 EDT

threadjack/

Pele was killed today in South America

return to regular posting

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

RagingRomones — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:34:46 EDT

"to give the game away"

Wish I knew how to write a simple fucking sentence.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

RagingRomones — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:33:39 EDT

The second half should be more of the same for both teams. ManU will try to give the way with shitty passing, while Barca while continue to show us how not to capitalize on mistakes. I can't wait!

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:31:10 EDT

@thefuseproject: Puyol's is much more disturbing.

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Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:29:32 EDT

@Jefferson Short Bus: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but my connectedness index is higher than yours. So suck it.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

thefuseproject — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:29:22 EDT

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: His hair is killing me!

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

IchiroSuzukiSamurai — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:29:03 EDT

I'm just grateful for her confirmation that Clemens is a legendary athlete. I thought she might have been referring to Roger Clemens, the guy at the tire store.

IchiroSuzukiSamurai

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thefuseproject — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:28:33 EDT

Nibbles, thank you for updating the number of comments each time I refresh the page so that I know how many MORE comments I can't see.

Ass.

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Babcocksure — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:28:16 EDT

@Peter Cavan: good point. i laughed my ass off tho. Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor anymore?

Babcocksure

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:27:04 EDT

Funny comment from Orson in an EDSBS post:

"Perpetually fun Iowa tacks on a point for underage possession, and we don't mean the Roger Clemens type of underage possession."

MrRedDevil

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thefuseproject — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:24:18 EDT

@thefuseproject: Or maybe not, the magic water cured him.

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MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:24:12 EDT

Suck it up VDS!!!

MrRedDevil

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Buzz's Monkey Butler — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:23:59 EDT

I disagree. I would've believed this batshit crazy country singer four years ago because, ahem, Roger Clemens was a FUCKING BALLPLAYER.

Almost all of them are narcissistic lunkheads who can't help but trip over their own ego.

Ballplayer eyes woman in a bar? Check.
Ballplayer makes pass at woman? Check.
Ballplayer has no-strings-attached bang relationship with said woman for years, using his money to fly her places he's at? Check.

All totally plausible, and since I've always thought Clemens was a piece, I would've believed this four years ago. Just like I'd probably believe it about 98% of the MLB players that are out there.

Buzz's Monkey Butler

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thefuseproject — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:23:34 EDT

Here comes Tomasz!!

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:23:00 EDT

In reference to said post:

Everything's bigger in Texas. Including the divorce settlements.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

suntastic — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:21:39 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak:
"And then the man said that he would stick his magic rocket in me and that I should not tell."

suntastic

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:21:08 EDT

Dear Frank,

I expect to see Henry and Silvinho in the 2nd half. Please, for the love of every Barca fan, take Milito out. He's killing us.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

buttons — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:20:17 EDT

Roger's wife is going to take him out behind the middle school, for sure, but not to get him pregnant.

Which is too bad for him, 'cause I hear he's into that sort of thing.

buttons

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

crazyjoedavola — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:19:37 EDT

ChiefWahoolives anyone?

crazyjoedavola

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

RachelRayIsTheDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:19:27 EDT

She looks pretty pathetic crying into her manhand. I think this is the first time I've actually felt sympathy. She's a dumpster fire.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:18:45 EDT

Does anybody wanna make a good pass for us?

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:17:48 EDT

@Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: What was I saying this morning?

Jefferson Short Bus

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

thefuseproject — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:16:18 EDT

Lookin' a little panicky there, Barca!

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:16:06 EDT

@Dr. Michael Mancini: well played

MrRedDevil

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:15:20 EDT

I look forward to Roger's forthcoming book, If I Did Her.

Dr. Michael Mancini

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:14:45 EDT

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: i know, but we just have to beat Wigan and West Ham and we're golden.

MrRedDevil

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:14:21 EDT

It's too early for post to see, Nibbles.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:13:53 EDT

@MrRedDevil: Roger Clemens: mmmm, a high school

MrRedDevil

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:13:34 EDT

@MrRedDevil: Like I said last night, way to shit the bed at Stamford Bridge.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:11:48 EDT

What the fuck are we doing out there?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:11:21 EDT

@RagingRomones: mmmm fajitas

MrRedDevil

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MenaceIISobriety — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:11:01 EDT

Rocket > R. Kelly

MenaceIISobriety

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RagingRomones — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:09:24 EDT

I smell a Barca goal coming pretty soon. Oops, nevermind, that was just some fajitas I was cooking in the office microwave.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Carmen McFanzone — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:08:59 EDT

@LostinTheOffice:

Except Becks would have to be hetero.

Carmen McFanzone

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

RachelRayIsTheDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:07:55 EDT

@sassydeerrun: You too can get that look . Just take up smack full time. The rest comes naturally.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

LostinTheOffice — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:07:36 EDT

Who let the Hooligan's in? This is a Hillbilly thread! Wait...wha? Hooligan's are to Hillbillies as Soccer is to NASCAR?

Carry on then.

So to translate this is like Becks getting it on with Charlotte Church

LostinTheOffice

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:07:29 EDT

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: your boys look like a bunch of high=lighters.

MrRedDevil

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

BigTenObsession — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:07:01 EDT

Riise would take offense to that, but he directed his verbal attack in the wrong direction

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:06:57 EDT

@MrRedDevil: Right after the Portudiver dies in a fire.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:05:54 EDT

If Blackburn can beat Van Der Saar, I know we can.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:05:38 EDT

@White Speed Receiver: Ginger Ninja indeed.

MrRedDevil

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:04:54 EDT

Can someone please shoot Leo Messi?

MrRedDevil

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

White Speed Receiver — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:04:49 EDT

@MrRedDevil: Redheads are making this a great day.

Hooray Ginger Ninja.

White Speed Receiver

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

RachelRayIsTheDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:04:14 EDT

+28 Chief Wahoo. Oompaloompa will be indelibly etched upon her mind for eternity.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:03:47 EDT

Fuck you, Puyol. And Milito is useless out there. Please get Silvinho out there, will ya Frank?

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:03:06 EDT

@Secret Identity: Smack = drugs, or smack = beatin's ? Tough call on the second one.

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:01:46 EDT

Fuck! My sopcast feed crapped out right beforehand. Fuck Scholes in the pants.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Secret Identity — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:01:29 EDT

@Big Daddy Drew:

But who's done more smack, Mike or Mindy?

/seen Pearl Jam live ~25 times

Secret Identity

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MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:01:03 EDT

@longefellowes: +5!

MrRedDevil

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Whitey Fisk — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:00:17 EDT

Rusty Hardin defended Arthur Andersen in the whole Enron debacle.

Whitey Fisk

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sassydeerrun — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:00:14 EDT

@RachelRayIsTheDevil:Hey, I only wish my hair could look that ravishing after a buzzard had roosted in it for a week.

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:00:02 EDT

An affair? Wuz it catered? Cuz ah likes them weenies wrapped in bread, an them lil' sammiches wit no crusts.

/off stage whispers...

OH! You mean sex-u-all relashuns! That's ok, ah likes that too.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:00:01 EDT

PAUL SCHOLES IS A FUCKING CYBORG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrRedDevil

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Signal to Noise — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:59:49 EDT

@A Pimp Named DaveR: +1, ouch.

Signal to Noise

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:59:31 EDT

If you could put together 12 passes in a row and then not score, you could be Arsenal

/still bitter

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:59:23 EDT

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrRedDevil

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:58:48 EDT

nibbles is a whore

MrRedDevil

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ltwinslow — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:58:28 EDT

@ltwinslow:

wait. that came out wrong.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:58:17 EDT

If we could put together 2 fucking passes in a row, that would be awesome.

MrRedDevil

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

sassydeerrun — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:58:04 EDT

@Rob Iracane: Could explain a lot of her facial bruising.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:57:46 EDT

@Suss--: Somehow this is Gretchen Wilson's fault.

/redneck-woman'd

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:57:21 EDT

@Peter Cavan: sounds reasonable to me

MrRedDevil

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sassydeerrun — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:56:52 EDT

@MrRedDevil: He would be the fat kid with the needle hanging out of his butt.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:56:43 EDT

@SA: no, he'll be a ballet dancer. God has a sense of humor.

MrRedDevil

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

ltwinslow — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:56:40 EDT

@heyzeus:

+ fucking 1

out.fucking.standing.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Peter Cavan — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:56:27 EDT

@Peter Cavan: After checking a few more comments on that post, it looks like a bunch of commenters got executed along with him.

Peter Cavan

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:55:23 EDT

@sassydeerrun: Don't insult that HOTT Winehouse like that.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:54:33 EDT

Clemens' wife will break Juanita Jordan's record for cash awarded in the divorce. I don't think MJ was banging 15 yr olds (at least not that we know of).

MrRedDevil

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Matt Sussman — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:54:17 EDT

"Dakota Fanning too high brow?"

Too old. It's still perverse, but we have bars to lower here.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

AkAggie — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:54:17 EDT

Roger could use the services of one Jackie Chiles

AkAggie

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

A Pimp Named DaveR — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:54:11 EDT

I just checked out the liner notes from her 2003 album. This part was interesting:

"Sweet baby fastball. One in heaven. K. My big, beautiful, Texas boy. Affirmed."

A Pimp Named DaveR

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

SA — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:54:02 EDT

@MrRedDevil: Will he be drafted in the 6th round of the 2018 NFL draft?

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Totorototoro — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:53:26 EDT

maybe he's a hillbilly child molester who didn't take steroids.

Totorototoro

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Peter Cavan — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:53:20 EDT

@MickelsonsManBoobs: I think he got axed for this one:

[gawker.com]

I'm not sure he left much wiggle room there.

Peter Cavan

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Afino — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:53:15 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak:

You're earning that star today.

Afino

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:52:58 EDT

I'm enjoying the fact that my feed is actually a visual of ESPN2, meaning that I can see the scrolling ticker on the bottom - I'm getting tons of updates while watching the game!

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

ltwinslow — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:52:45 EDT

@OchentaYcinco:

yeah, i'm gonna go out on a limb here & say it was the daddy issues that had her banging a dude twice her age before she was old enough to drive that explains why she's a mentally unstable drug addict. trust me, i'm kind of an expert on this subject

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac:

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MeanMachine — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:52:23 EDT

Dat be one crazy ginch.

MeanMachine

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

RachelRayIsTheDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:52:21 EDT

DIOVRCC ?

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:52:15 EDT

@BigTenObsession: you son of a.....

MrRedDevil

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

heyzeus — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:52:09 EDT

Screw you, Rusty.

heyzeus

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:51:35 EDT

@Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: We have to congregate somewhere.

MrRedDevil

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

jwaves2007 — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:51:19 EDT

@MickelsonsManBoobs:

When, what happened.

jwaves2007

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Rob Iracane — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:50:52 EDT

@sassydeerrun: You mean an unplanned trip to the bottom of the staircase?

Rob Iracane

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

BigTenObsession — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:50:43 EDT

2-0 Barca

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:50:35 EDT

@sassydeerrun: or if there's a kid in another state that has all of his boarding school bills paid by an anonymous donor.

MrRedDevil

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

SA — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:50:20 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Holy shit. I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

@MickelsonsManBoobs: What for?

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:50:13 EDT

@Suss--:

Dakota Fanning too high brow?

UkraineNotWeak

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:50:13 EDT

So to make up for the Clemens threadjack on the NHL Closer, this is the Champions League thread, right?

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

sassydeerrun — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:48:34 EDT

@Jefferson Short Bus: I wonder if it will come out that Roger made her have an abortion. I wouldn't be surprised.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:48:28 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: nice choice

MrRedDevil

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:48:24 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak:

Or is it Huffman?

UkraineNotWeak

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Matt Sussman — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:48:01 EDT

"Koby Clemens is sneaking off with Abigail Breslin on the weekends "

Win.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Stev D — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:47:55 EDT

No one made a big deal when one of the Judds ate a Boone brother.

Stev D

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MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:47:44 EDT

@Jefferson Short Bus: who says she didn't?

MrRedDevil

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UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:47:43 EDT

I figure Felicity Hoffman for the older Mindy McCready in the eventual Lifetime movie

UkraineNotWeak

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CeeDub — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:47:23 EDT

@Stay Away From Oprah: Rednecks will drink whatever beer their favorite NASCAR driver has painted on his car.

CeeDub

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:46:33 EDT

I'm surprised she didn't have a baby by Clemens. That would have been the icing on the cake. Unstable teenage girls are usually really bad at birth control.

Jefferson Short Bus

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Secret Identity — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:46:32 EDT

@MickelsonsManBoobs:

What? Why?

Secret Identity

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MrRedDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:45:50 EDT

Threadjack

COME ON YOU RED DEVILS!!!

MrRedDevil

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Artie Fufkin — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:45:07 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: I think it's what the TinMan's wife had.

Artie Fufkin

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Natrone Means Business — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:45:04 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Most people just use whiskey for staying power...

Natrone Means Business

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Yellow Tail Swine — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:44:58 EDT

@crazyjoedavola: they could've just put "lady" as the headline.

Yellow Tail Swine

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

broad street bully — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:44:15 EDT

jesus christ enough with the miley references you pansies

broad street bully

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

teh_joe — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:44:08 EDT

"I cannot refute anything in the story. Yes, I have known Roger Clemens for a long time. He's a kind and caring man. He's also great in the sack.

-fixed

teh_joe

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

David Hume — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:43:34 EDT

Your FLDS.com Featured Comment of the Day:

Gawsh, he got that young ass without having to talk about the fire and the brimstone and Joseph Smith? We need to subscribe to his newsletter! - JebediahJeffs4evah6

David Hume

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Jerkwheat vs Gawker IT — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:43:32 EDT

Koby Clemens is sneaking off with Abigail Breslin on the weekends

Jerkwheat vs Gawker IT

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

sassydeerrun — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:43:25 EDT

I see country music has its equivalent to Amy Winehouse.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

MickelsonsManBoobs — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:43:06 EDT

threadjack/

Chief Wahoo executed by Gawker

/end threadjack

Somebody call Iracane

MickelsonsManBoobs

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

jar66su — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:42:52 EDT

seeing as my name is Raj, I'm a bit confused by the article accusing me of "diddling" a 15 year old...not that there's anything wrong with it

jar66su

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Carlton_Whitfield — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:42:46 EDT

@That-Dude: He just robbed the tiny city of Houston of all its legal documents.

Carlton_Whitfield

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:41:50 EDT

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: way to fucking phonetically/musically spell, genius.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

shea_guevara — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:41:30 EDT

The fact that Clemens has not admitted he took steroids, that means he HAS to also be a hilllbilly chlid molester too, right?

No, the fact that he had sex with a 15-year-old means he's a hillbilly child molester.

shea_guevara

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:41:15 EDT

Meanwhile, in a darken bedroom somewhere in Westchester, Suzyn Waldman slices deeper into her thigh with the razor blade.

UkraineNotWeak

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Stay Away From Oprah — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:41:11 EDT

Well at least now we know where that Miller Lite can came from.

Kidding.

Rednecks enjoy Busch, not Miller Lite.

Stay Away From Oprah

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Yellow Tail Swine — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:40:15 EDT

@ChitownChick: She also has a song about the Coors Light Cooler Pack with the plastic bottles.

wait a minute... where'd that come from?

Yellow Tail Swine

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:39:23 EDT

"...I just talked to Debbie Mindy. She's okay with it.She's speechless."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Weed Against Speed — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:39:01 EDT

She can still feel the burn from the Icy Hot.

[deadspin.com]

Weed Against Speed

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Matt Sussman — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:38:37 EDT

Somehow, this is all Genarlow Wilson's fault.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Greek McPapadopoulos — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:37:41 EDT

@Barry Lutz: You got me with my exaggeration. Maybe it's just an "oh shit" reaction. Heart attacks are reserved for LSU football games.

Greek McPapadopoulos

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

StuScott Booyahs — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:37:27 EDT

@Matt_T: Mindy Being Mindy

StuScott Booyahs

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

crazyjoedavola — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:36:48 EDT

Emotionally damaged crazy lady really doesn't do a lot to differentiate her from a lot of other women, like my wife for instance

crazyjoedavola

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:36:46 EDT

dee eye oh vee are see eee....

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Signal to Noise — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:36:36 EDT

@Proverbial: praise the Texas Teenage Lover and pass the Colorado Kool-Aid.

Signal to Noise

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

That-Dude — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:36:28 EDT

@Carlton_Whitfield: its a document holder, but it does not lessen its comedy.

That-Dude

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Billy Clyde Puckett — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:36:10 EDT

@futuremrsrickankiel: It certainly qualifies under the "spoken or written by someone who's out of their mind."

Billy Clyde Puckett

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Lady Andrea — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:35:58 EDT

@Spectacular Sam: does this mean Big Daddy Drew dreams in color?

Lady Andrea

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

RachelRayIsTheDevil — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:35:50 EDT

Hell naw that aint no statue-tory rape. That damn girl was fertile. Just look at her.

/ Texas sheruff

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Barry Lutz — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:35:42 EDT

@Greek McPapadopoulos: "Heart attack"? Methinks it's time to take a little vacation from Synergy...

Barry Lutz

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Sh!tShow — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:35:40 EDT

Dr. Gonzo > Rusty Hardin.

Sh!tShow

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

theothermatt — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:35:31 EDT

@David Hume: I was going w/option A, but I'm sure there are some who be happy w/B

theothermatt

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

PantsUnknown — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:35:28 EDT

Yes*

*(no way in hell)

PantsUnknown

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Matt Sussman — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:35:07 EDT

Thing is, she is carrying Colin Finnerty's baby.

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Brazil Thrill — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:34:38 EDT

@futuremrsrickankiel: I think that actually qualifies. All that it's missing is the "--CreepyMcCreadyJB15" at the end.

Brazil Thrill

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Greek McPapadopoulos — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:34:13 EDT

@Big Daddy Drew: I think Mike is a guitar god, but I still cracked a laugh at that one.

On a similar note, I hate it when I read a music story about this lady's crazy antics and the headline just says "McCready". I nearly get a heart attack each time.

Greek McPapadopoulos

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:34:02 EDT

To be fair, she thought she was really having sex with Skidmark.

Doyle McPoyle

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:34:01 EDT

I throw inside and I'll rattle your brain.
When I on the mound I act like a man insane.
For power from the hill,
McNamee will give me a pill,
Goodness, Gracious I throw great balls of fire.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Proverbial — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:33:52 EDT

@Signal to Noise: Don't let reason interfere with enjoying Coorslightspin

Proverbial

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

Matt_T — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:33:35 EDT

Her best friend Leslie said 'oh she's just being Mindy'

Matt_T

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

ltwinslow — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:33:27 EDT

Emotionally Damaged Crazy Lady Confirms Affair With Clemens

wait. my cokewhore exgf had an affair w/ roger clemens. what?