<![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> I don't think she's laughing. I think she's impaled.

ky-jellydonuts

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Skippy wins again.

part time lover, full time hater

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Brady Quinn would like his tiara back..Jeff can keep the lady.

SpandexEnthusiast

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> I said, "Could you rub some lotion on my back?", not "could you rub me on your package."

El Gato en mis Pantalones

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> @TheStarterWife: My owner took Bob Barker's advice and had me spayed or netuered, so i don't long for female company, except for head scratching and heavy petting.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Everything was all fun and games until Najeh Davenport defecated in the hotel pool.

Pretty Much Just Another Group of Unassuming, Dangling Modifier Words

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> @TheStarterWife: I think i accidentally replied to you and meant to reply to by The Gizmo from Pismo, because I don't know what GTA time means.

Oh wait, I guess it's Grand Theft Auto, or a member of the WuTang Clan.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> @TheStarterWife: (WE as in the royal we as a species. Not you and I.)

(DAMMIT I SHOULD PREVIEW COMMENT.)

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> @drewheyman: If one scrotal infection ruined all of fun, then we wouldn't have sex.

I think my point still stands.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> @TheStarterWife:

Isn't Janikowski still in the league? He does this stuff during the season, and had to miss a game because he got an infection after getting his sack pierced.

Reed is coattail rider to the JaniKing.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> That's an affirmative on the mandana alert.

Mean Green Priapasm

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> @Clare: GTA!!! IT'S GTA TIME!!!!

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Look, as a Steelers fan, i can't lie...

We have the most awesome kicker in the NFL. Really, could you see a Gramatica doing this?

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> @TheStarterWife: Whither the vodka tonic, lady?

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Hypothetical situation: If we were all hanging out at a Las Vegas pool, and we saw a shirtless Jeff Reed acting a fool, how much would you guys pay me to go over to him and tweak the fuck out of his nipples? I mean, like, can't-wear-a-tight-shirt-for-a-week tweak them.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> @SensitiveThug: so...she's tending bar, then? make mine an EXTRA VAG-Y MARTINI

MenaceIISobriety

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> With every curl of that chick, he shouts out "MENDENHALL! MENDENHALL! MENDENHALL!"

/sprains back

apostles03

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> @TheStarterWife: Exposed penis is most certainly a reason!

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> @The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History: dick

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Why is a fun loving kicker a bad thing? Why?

Give me one good reason... (AND AN EXPOSED PENIS IS NOT REASON)

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> At this point, there's really nothing Jeff Reed could do that would surprise me. Other than appearing in public sober.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> If that was Vida Guerra he was hanging with, he should get tested for STD's immediately.

Actually, both of them should. They can compare pubic rashes.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Palt of Hines disgusted. Othel palt make speciar smirre.

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> What the fuck are we getting ourselves into?

/Reshard Mendenhall and Limas Sweed

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Jeff Reed is just FABULOUS!

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> @RachelRayIsTheDevil:
Not to be a dick or anything, but she actually spells her name "Rachael".
Just sayin'.

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Not a cheesy enough curl for Stephen A. Smith

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> You bet I would.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> @Carmen McFanzone: while Cedric Wilson was trying to baptize his child in the same fountains.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> @Carmen McFanzone: I'm okay with the jumping Roethlisberger visual. It's the BK crown visual that got me. +1

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> What's Jeff Reed doing hanging out with Joe Rogan? Was there a Fear Factor taping nearby?

CharlesBronsonPinchot

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Can't play the skin flute without a Reed.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Not pictured: Roethlisberger jumping the Caesars fountain wearing a Burger King crown.

Carmen McFanzone

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> @SensitiveThug: +1 to you sir.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> I bet Jeff Reed likes to get his grunt on at the gym. Jagerbombs!

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> mope, mope, mope, yes, Reed, douchebag

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Jeff Reed has obviously spent thousands of hours in the gym without once doing any core work.

I'm surprised he doesn't work out at the Palumbo Center gym on a stolen student ID.

MyronCopacetic

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> My anti-virus software just informed me that my monitor has been infected with scabies.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> "Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong"

[blush]

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Bud Light. The beer of Fergie.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> The inaugural pics from Hot Chicks with Cross Dressing Douchebags.com.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Sorry.

SensitiveThug

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> @Cinco Ocho: I'm sorry...that should be the MOOPS.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> That broad is a porn star.

Well, maybe not a star, but she's in a few of those Reality Kings movies.

And yes, she squirts.

SensitiveThug

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> She must not know he's a kicker instead of an actual football player.

Either that or the "medication" is working.

PaulByrdsDentist

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> I'm glad I was nowhere near that Vegas bar when it was time for the scavenger hunt and he had to find a pair of boxers, do a body shot and give someone a lapdance.

starksgotejected

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> @Cinco Ocho: and the award for the most comment of the day goes to...

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> I'm horrified.

At Deadspin posting a picture with the aluminum Bud Light bottle featured instead of the Coors Light Vented Can!

André Roussimoff

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Are there roids specifically for man-nipples?

oh, and six dudes and one probably.

Johnny LaRue

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> When you got nipples like that, the world needs to know about it.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Kudos to Reed for practicing safe sex - you always want to wear a bib when going down on a herpes-infested Las Vegas snatch.

Its The Beer Talking

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> @MENACEIISOBRIETY: Reeds aren't bad either.

Farneyismycopilot

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> He's one step away from making a sex tape.

Hey, if Jimi Hendrix can do it, so can NFL kickers.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Even with the hot girl, I'd rather be hanging out with Shirtless John Daly than Shirtless Jeff Reed.

CardinalRedOctober

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Santonio Holmes' penis was also seen at the party carrying two girls over to the wet bar.

It was a normal bar until Santonio showed his credentials. Only then did it become a wet bar.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Seems he forget to his "bro" for his moobs

Cinco Ocho

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> I think he was waiting for Ronaldo to hit on him.

DumpsterDining

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> nice moobs.

MenaceIISobriety

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> No wonder Mario Lopez wants to host these pageants.

sassydeerrun

]]> <![CDATA[Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> let's hear from the Steeler fans.

UpstateUnderdog

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