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NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

Sophisticajun — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:17:13 EDT

Shrek always struck me more as a Pittsburgh fan.

Sophisticajun

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:39:20 EDT

Two Jason Whitlock pictures on Deadspin in one day?

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

rock & rye — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:57:16 EDT

I thought Wesley Willis was dead.

rock & rye

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:02:47 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Leonard Cohen almost got the Davy Jones role on the Monkees tee-vee show, so you're not too far off.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

You_are_My_Larsson_My_Henrik_Larsson — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:34:58 EDT

I though Jim Thomas was Frank Thomas' Prince Fielder?

You_are_My_Larsson_My_Henrik_Larsson

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:34:01 EDT

Glad to see that that horrible incident at the chocolate factory didn't prevent Violet Beauregarde from having kids.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

Shakεy — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:33:06 EDT

I WISH THIS FOOBALL WAS A GUN

Shakεy

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:33:02 EDT

@Dan Levy: No, Bruins goalie Tim Thomas founded Wendy's.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

Kccal — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:27:42 EDT

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: Maybe he's British?

Kccal

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

Bobby_Big_Wheel — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:24:53 EDT

The bad teeth are in honor of Giants great/crack aficionado Lawrence Taylor.

Bobby_Big_Wheel

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:24:10 EDT

Finally, Periodontal Disease Smurf gets some air time.

Jefferson Short Bus

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

starksgotejected — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:23:25 EDT

"What's that miniature football? You want me to eat you?!? But I'm in the middle of a tailgate! And you're not even food, you're made of leather and stuffing!"

starksgotejected

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

Dan Levy — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:21:41 EDT

@stealofthedraft:

I thought Jim Thomas was the founder of Wendy's.

Dan Levy

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

Deadspin — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:20:50 EDT

@strong like bull smart like tractor: He choked on a marshmallow and almost died when nobody noticed that he had turned blue.

Deadspin

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:20:34 EDT

Is that the ref from Bloodsport?

Jefferson Short Bus

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

She Blinded Me With Violence — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:17:20 EDT

I think he was in the video for True Faith.

She Blinded Me With Violence

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

strong like bull smart like tractor — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:16:31 EDT

I wonder if he blue himself?

strong like bull smart like tractor

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

TheHogBlogger — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:15:51 EDT

Good to see Martin Lawrence getting out and about.

I thought he was from D.C., though?

TheHogBlogger

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

Brazil Thrill — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:14:59 EDT

The lead singer for the Blue Man Group has really let himself go.

Brazil Thrill

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

stealofthedraft — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:13:39 EDT

Jim Thomas? Is that one of the WRs the Lions drafted?

stealofthedraft

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:13:01 EDT

MARIAN HOSSA! 1-0 Pens 1:02 into the game!

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

Lady Andrea — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:11:50 EDT

I suddenly have both "I'm a Believer" and "Hallelujah" running through my head...

Lady Andrea

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

twoeightnine — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:11:38 EDT

Koolaid Maroney sez: "wash u teef."

twoeightnine

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

CharlesBronsonPinchot — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:10:56 EDT

Someone's been drinking swamp water.

CharlesBronsonPinchot

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

asliceofbacon — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:09:54 EDT

The Jets drafted this guy in the second round.

asliceofbacon

NFL Draft Attendees Restore The Good Name Of The Fan

youstayclassy — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:09:17 EDT

When did Michael Strahan get that gap in his front teeth fixed?

youstayclassy