<![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @ClueHeywood: +1. Goooooooaaal.

Rick Chandler

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Little bunny foo-foo,
hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice,
and bopping them on the head.

RedRocket

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> I think the five o'clock shadow would be a pretty big giveaway that and the peen.

ManchuCandidate

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> The Golden Boy doesn't see what all the fuss is about.

RowdyRoddyPeeper

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Remember when Ronnie used to be worldwide poster boy for Nike?

Too bad it's too late to insert a "discover a tranny hooker surprise" episode into that astounding new Nike commmercial.
Or maybe not.

Colin White Devil

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence: Yeah, the Michelle Tafoya. Who knew people in the MSM read blogs?

metalmaniac

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Michelle Rodriguez sure has fallen a long way since "Lost".

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Yeesh... 9 out of 10 guys here have probably pulled better than that, and frankly probably wouldn't even waste a Miller Light on her (it?) at closing time. This is what a multimillionaire international soccer star chooses to approach? Good lord.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> yessss espn2 pre-empted 'nba access with ahmad rashad' to put on a legit 30 minute chelski-scousers pre-game show! 2 days in a row! progress!!!!

lastingsmilledge

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @thefuseproject: If there was a Wonderlic score for futebol players, he'd be in the single digits.

@Weed Against Speed: "And If You Don't Like It, You Can Shove It!"

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @metalmaniac: ::gasp:: You mean the Michelle Tafoya is reading this?! Hi Michelle!

/waves vigorously

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> or maybe

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @thefuseproject: I thought the same thing yesterday, if anyone knows a way United and Chelsea/Liverpool can both lose the final too, that'd be great.

Sex Fabregas

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @thefuseproject: Evidence #1
[newsimg.bbc.co.uk]

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @lastingsmilledge: Any soccer fan will tell you that "intelligence" is not a word often used in connection with Ronaldo.

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Don't you realize that this post is just going to dumb us down to a degree that I don't think we can recover from?

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Or alternatively, "You Want Advice? I Got Your Advice Right Here, Jabroni!"

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Oh Nose!!! Michelle Tafoya just said she was disgusted by what she saw here. And Tirico pretty much(in his vanilla way) agreed. Will, you're doomed...

metalmaniac

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: I'm not going to ask how you know that.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> he's also getting horrible investment advice.... why the hell would he have dollars?

lastingsmilledge

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> aight. Brazil has ridiculously hot women. LOTS of them. How the heck could you mistake THAT for one of them?

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> And this is all you need to know about the Bush Administration:

Tranny hookers are selling off the dollar on the currency market.

MyronCopacetic

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> The Westboro Baptist Church disapproves.
/in all fairness, could apply to every Deadspin post ever made

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @ArkansasFred: Tricky Dick, indeed.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Can we be certain that isn't Wilmer Valderrama?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: And Coulter's bends to the right.

Sorry, it was too easy.

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @crazyjoedavola: Her Adam's Apple is a lot smaller than Ann Coulter's. I'll let you folks draw your own conclusions from that little nugget of information.

@She Blinded Me With Violence: He could call it "Iracane Inquiries: Insightful Intel"

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @crazyjoedavola: And Anne Coulter's dick is bigger.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @crazyjoedavola: Just picture her with blond hair and devil horns, the resemblance becomes uncanny.

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Funny, she doesn't look like a right wing nut jub with a penchant for voter fraud, and a hatred of widows who lost their husbands in terrorist attacks.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Iracane needs a bi-weekly advice column too.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Ah, post to see. I love you, Nibbles.

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Those aren't air quotes, she's demonstrating how she got from point A to point B

Fios

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> T.O. said: If it looks like an ugly chick and smells like an ugly chick, it's probably a hot trannie.

jabostick

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> That chick from High School Musical will do anything for publicity.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> The fuck's a San Diego 1999?

Artie Fufkin

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence:
Dear Deadspin,

I never thought this would happen to me. I was walking around Ipanema beach, when this beautiful lady came up to me and asked me what my name was. She told me her name was "Maria", making air quotes as each syllable left her beautiful lips. At the time I did not realize the significance of her hand signs, but this proved to be a meaty piece of foreshadowing...

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Another sign of how far the dollar has fallen.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Less than an hour until Liverpool v. Chelsea!!

If anyone knows a scenario in which both teams could lose, please tell me!

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> And yes, "The Crying Game" is now stuck in my head. Fortunately I lurve that song.

What?

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> So, she had a goalie blocking the box. Never seemed to bother Ronaldo before.

Jankie

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> That Red Sox "chick" on the last post is another of them, right?

Shawon-O-Meter

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> I believe she was saying "So what if I don't have a regular 'vagina'. Some guys like it when I give them the 'dead fish treatment'. Who says a dick and a pair of balls can't be 'taped in such a way as to simulate a vagina'?"

But then again maybe Ronaldo is just really into 'sword fighting'.

I Heart Poop

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> OR, ATL.

And I keed, I keed!

(Stupid Hawks ruining the reemergence of my beloved Celtics...)

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence: He is "otherwise occupied" at the moment and wants to know where in the ALT he can change dollars for reals.

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Dad?

Chones_Chonies

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> "Eu prefiro ter sexo no 'escuro'."

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> And where's Brazil Thrill? He needs to regale us all with tales of encouraged prostitution with trannies in his motherland.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @ASox: +1

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> His Italian team mates don't understand why he was upset.

-They have to pay a litte extra for that service

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Well done, I couldn't remember the whole thing, so I did the part that apply I remembered.

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> "Things", most likely.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> A-Rod is so damn jealous right now.

ASox

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> You mean to tell me Brazilian tranny hookers have gone off the dollar standard? Man, we're in trouble...

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> I don't see what that picture of Rafael Nadal has to do with the story.

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @HIV 2 Elway: +1 for accuracy, +1 for humor.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @LeagueofShadows: I miss you, Chris Farley...

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> There isn't enough caipirinha in Brazil.

Colin White Devil

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> but they would not accept dollars

Did he try offering, say, crack?

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> "And this is how long it is. Fully functional, too."

/Sorry

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Is it just me, or does... she... kinda look like what tranny Ronaldo would look like?

Dude was trying to get it on with himself!

Scoops

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @LeagueofShadows: @roland_t_flakfizer: Wow. A trifeca.

roland_t_flakfizer

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> We don't want your stinkin' dollars, we wants Reals monies.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @ArkansasFred:

"Pre-Op"

FredGarvin

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> I don't "wear deodorant."

roland_t_flakfizer

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> "Maybe I'm not "the norm". I'm not "camera friendly". I don't "wear clothes that fit me". I'm not a "heartbreaker". I haven't "had sex with a woman"; I don't know "how that works". I guess I don't "fall in line". I'm not "hygenic". I don't "wipe properly". I lack "style". I have no "charisma" or "self esteem". I don't "own a toothbrush" or "let my scabs heal". I can't "reach all the parts of my body". When I sleep, I "sweat profusely"."

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @ArkansasFred: "So maybe I'm not 'the norm'. I'm not 'camera friendly'...I've never had 'sex with a woman', I'm not sure 'how that works'...I 'frighten children'"

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @ArkansasFred: C'mon really, what exactly is a "vagina" needed for?

LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @ArkansasFred: Singing, "I enjoy being a 'girl'..."

suntastic

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> yes. yes i would

/Jim Norton

EggandCheeseonaRoll

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Um, Yes...? I mean, assuming you didn't know she was a he.

/shows self out.

Bob Loblaw

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Wasn't he/she dating Lindsay Lohan at one time?

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> So thats what Wilmer Valderrama's been up to since 'Yo Mama' went off the air.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Ha ha! Ronaldo is FAT! Ha ha ha!

Burnination

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> What could she possibly be air quoting?

Vagina.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Now I'm not the worlds most passionate guy, but when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine...

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Damn I'm good.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> So what was revealed first - Renaldo's O Face or the chick's schlongs?

FredGarvin

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Sanjaya

Yellow Tail Swine

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> @ArkansasFred: He said he was "Cristiano" Ronaldo.

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> "I am not a chick."
-Nixon'ed

Cialis Cooper

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Didn't know Michelle Rodriquez was a tranny. I guess she has to support herself someway since getting the boot from Lost.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> Go ahead. I dare someone.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> What could she possibly be air quoting?

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> This just proves the common American belief: Soccer is gay.

Kccal

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> He was trying to fuck one of the Geico cavemen?

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Ronaldo's Big Tranny Adventure; The Next Day]]> That's like the...Michael Jordan of trannies!

Doyle McPoyle

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