<![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> Now I feel like a total dick for actually wishing a lacerated spleen on Avery several times during the first 3 games....

... but c'mon, I wasn't the only one!

Walker Told Me I Have AIDS

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @diggity: I'd work a long pass through her neutral zone trap.

teh_joe

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> That photo is enormous. Thank you.

cardboardbelt

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> Can you believe he played the game with that???

The Rangers 3rd line tomorrow is going to be Orr- Malik- Strudwick at this rate

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @FirstDerivative: Holy effing shit.

Can I send him a card?

The HZA

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Don't forget booty shorts!

El Gato en mis Pantalones

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> He's only 28 too. I'm scared as shit.

/neurotic Jew

DumpDolan

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> The doctors would've been able to treat him sooner, but someone kept waving his arms in front of the CT scan monitor.

Meanwhile, on the next episode of The Office...

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Dr. Michael Mancini

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> Prayers with the team today... Jesus.

@GreatOdensRaven: I got an email from buddy as I was typing in a comment here.

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @FirstDerivative: But I only asked for a broken nose.

Honestly, though, it looks like he's going to pull through and that's great. Mend well, pesky jagoff. Mend well.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @FirstDerivative: WTF?!?

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> No, due to no skates.

Also, I think the X-Box girls are wearing each other's shirts by mistake.

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> Avery went into Cardiac arrest

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @I hate them: If you've watched all year, you've seen the overplaying of the fourth line and an inability to keep the top 3 lines together.

HOLY SHIT
[sports.espn.go.com]

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @I hate them: If you've watched all year, you've seen the overplaying of the fourth line and an inability to keep the top 3 lines together.

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> 1: Alliteration awful. LeNoceur lambasted.

2: Yes, yes, and yes. I'm too busy to think of any hockey double entendres.

3: How did the Flyers miss out on Ryan Hollweg?

4: Nice to see Jagr playing at full burn again, if only for one last run.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @twoeightnine:

It's fun to say "I told you so" to Sharks fans who thought his offense meant he was the second coming of Hockey Jesus.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @I hate them:

I won't disagree with that either. He's a cheapshotting bum who doesn't belong in professional hockey.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> Oh sweet lord and baby xenu, I click open another window to do some "work" and when I come back the picture of the "ref" is 10 times bigger.

Shouldn't that sort of temptation be illegal?

theheckle

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Exhibit A is Eric Prydz' "Call on me" music video. That is all.

Mr. Praline

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @TheStarterWife: Currently being up 3-0 in the series and having yet to lose in the playoffs, I'm not feeling bad about anything.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @Afino:
The decision to play Hollweg any night is mindboggling.

Fixed


Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @TheStarterWife: Not a Pens fan, sorry, but Jagr looks both out of place and frustrated on the Rangers' side of the ice. That last-minute shot in Game 1 that went clanging off the post summed up his presence in this series so eloquently: powerful and clutch, but ultimately misplaced and futile.

God, why is EVERY team I pull for getting their asses whomped in the playoffs? Sorry, Rangers fans and Sharks fans... you can blame me for your losses, I guess. I'm cursed!

WAIT THREADJACK I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ROGER CLEMENS OR POSSIBLY MATT LEINART

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @diggity: @Sarcastro: @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: I'd start off calling her for holding the stick, and follow it up with a little butt-ending...

Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Say no more, say no more.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: "Heeeeee shoots ..."

"You're done? Already?"

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @TheStarterWife: Watching Jagr absolutely go off for the first two periods was amazing, but then I thought about it, and I really can't remember the last time I saw him try that hard in a Pens uni.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @Afino: I was baffled. When we're playing such a potent offense, maybe we should dress Prucha, who incidently holds the Rangers singles season power play goal record.

I feel worst for Jagr, whose been playing out of his mind these playoffs.

*sigh* wait till next year

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @TheStarterWife: I did like Jagr's wrap-around goal last night, even as I cursed him for tying the game. I had forgotten that for all of his whining he's still one of the best hockey players in the world.

Also, the top photo just tripled in size on the refresh. Nice.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> Things I've learned today:

Boys dig legwarmers.

yeah. that's about it.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> Brian Campbell should be losing money on his next contract due to his matador defense.

Should be... but Chicago's an expensive place to live, they'll give him a cost of living raise.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @FirstDerivative:you guys are ready to shit can Renney already?

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence: Sean Avery would reccomend a fun, flirty vintage tee to accompany that outfit. It's perfect for working up a sweat at the gym OR just lounging with the gals...

BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> So as excited as I am for the Pens, any other fans feeling bad about watching Jags just absolutely going ape shit out on the ice (but for the wrong team)?

Or is it just me?

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @diggity: @Sarcastro: I'd spend 2 minutes in the box for roughing

/he scores!

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> Now, about that dual-referee system...

Mr. Praline

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> I'd get Semin in her crease.

/made that joke every Caps home game.

Philadelphia Eagles of Death Metal

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Really?

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: I'd give her the two-minute drill.

(Wrong sport, but a fact's a fact stamina-wise.)

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> Oh, from Buccigross yesterday:

Jags currently looks like he borrowed one of Andy Rooney's eyebrows, then borrowed some of Walt Frazier's Just For Men hair color paint, colored the eyebrow Keith Hernandez brown, and then glued it vertically below his mouth

REEEEEEEEEEEE-JECTED!

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> Detroit is causing my liver failure.

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: I'd stick my penis in her vagina...

If you know what I mean.

diggity

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Yeah, we're gonna have to agree to disagree on that one.

Besides, she's standing on ice. They're hot and practical.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @diggity: I'd give her a high stick to the face

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @Afino: Indeed. I was half-hoping Renney would play Malik, too - just so I could say, "Well, ok. Renney has clearly gone batshit crazy."

I don't even have that.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> I'd put it in her 5 hole if you know what I mean...

diggity

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> Yeselle.

CentreField

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> She's much, MUCH hotter than Don Koharski.

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> The definition of "everything's going your way" has to be grafting Georges Laraque onto the Pens' top line (face it: it is the top line) because Malone's in the penalty box and having him pot a goal.

Jagr was dying alive in his postgame interview. Looking forward to whatever special plans he has.

Wilf

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> The Pens 3 on 5 penalty kill last night officially replaced 'sliced bread' as the best thing ever.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> According to sea-lion throated columnist/Satellite Hotstove talking head Al Strachan, Ron Wilson is going to be fired from the Sharks not because he's a terrible coach, but because he has a knack for "humiliating younger players behind the scenes."

The Joy of Cesc

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> And suddenly I'm interested in hockey.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> oh...and

/dick joke

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> Those legwarmers? No. Just no.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> I'm gonna post it here, so everyone sees why certain people, who obviously don't watch games, shouldn't write about hockey:

[blogs.forbes.com]

- Spelled Gretzky wrong, it was corrected hours after the fact

- Has Sid Crosby listed as 21 years old (still uncorrected)

- Says the interference penalty in game 1 caused Sid to eloquently dive and leave is feet, when he actually put a knee down then continued on. And eloquent describes wordsmithing, not movement.

- Uses horrible grammar and references Hannah Montana

- Is a joke.

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> @FirstDerivative:

The decision to play Hollweg last night was mindboggling.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> double yes to the XBOX skanks.

2ndBase

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> Make her into a Realdoll and I'd hit it.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> That's the sexiest zebra I've seen since Frankie Muniz voiced Stripes the Zebra in "Racing Stripes."

Wait. What?

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> As an aside, It's time for Mr. Renney to go for the Rangers.

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> I'm not going to church this week to protest Hockey Jesus.

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> they mind their business, keep their heads down, listen to their elders and do as they are told.

Wait, you guys are Braylon Edwards?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped]]> Yes, especially if she keeps the leg warmers on.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

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