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ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

suntastic — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:06:08 EDT

D'Antoni as a cop:

"Ok right now, sir, what I'm gonna need for you to go ahead and do for me ok right now, is to go ahead and step out of the vehicle, ok right now, and keep your hands where I can see them and go ahead and pass the ball to Boris Diaw ok right now."

/carolla'd

suntastic

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suntastic — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:02:58 EDT

I love watching the Sunts because of what Isiah created there. -DumbassSabre

suntastic

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Dr Steve Brule — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:53:21 EDT

'I love watching Krush Groove because of what the Fat Boys created there.'
-AllYouCanEat382

Dr Steve Brule

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Dr Steve Brule — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:50:22 EDT

@Barry Lutz:

"What's that R2? With no pants??! Did you all hear that? Hahaha, this guy is crazy?"
-ShakeZula

Dr Steve Brule

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Ichiro Death Glare — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:45:31 EDT

"I'll love watching 2008-09 Rookie of the Year Kevin Durant for years to come in Seattle."

-SonicsSeahawksM'sGuy2008

Ichiro Death Glare

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Convict78 — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:51:04 EDT

I loved reading about the French Musketeers because of what D'artagnan created there.

Convict78

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Zapp Brannigan's Girdle — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:49:49 EDT

I love watching the Suns because I've been hypnotized to believe Kazzam is the greatest movie ever made.

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle

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Barry Lutz — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:20:21 EDT

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese... mac: MotherFUCKER!

Oh well, great minds and all that. I didn't have to look it up, by the way.

Barry Lutz

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Barry Lutz — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:17:57 EDT

"I love watching Alderaan explode because Princess Leia lied about Dantooine." - RedLightSabre

Barry Lutz

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Jubilation T. Cornpone — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:17:17 EDT

"I love watching Broadway drama because of what Eugene O'Neill created there."
-IcemanCometh

Jubilation T. Cornpone

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Rozelle’s Bagman — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:42:37 EDT

I love watching. - IcemanChauncey

Rozelle’s Bagman

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DumpDolan — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:25:38 EDT

I love making extremely untimely comments. -IceManSabre

DumpDolan

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Trent — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:24:10 EDT

"I love watching Sonny because of what Carlo's wife-beating created there." - Tollbooth1972

Trent

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El Gato en mis Pantalones — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:20:07 EDT

I hate the sun as it melts my slide. --Iceman

El Gato en mis Pantalones

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André Roussimoff — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:16:41 EDT

"I love reading The Sun, because they created the idea of having topless English girls in a tabloid." --BoobsOnPage3

André Roussimoff

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WoodBatsSteelBalls — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:02:40 EDT

"I love making puns because it makes me seem as cool as Chris Burrrman"
- SwamiFan

WoodBatsSteelBalls

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Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:49:43 EDT

"I love playing the Suns because of what D'Antoni created there." -BigPoppavich

Chamomiles Davis

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:42:37 EDT

"Man has always wanted to control the sun."--montyburns

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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gjdodger — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:40:41 EDT

It's Alive! It's Alive!

--Dr. Shaqenstein

gjdodger

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FuzzysFriedChicken — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:34:47 EDT

"I love watching the Dateline NBC because of what Chris Mathews created there." - SweetTeaMan

FuzzysFriedChicken

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David Hume — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:31:02 EDT

I love watching the buns because of what is created there. -Scheissefilmfan.

David Hume

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BarrySagittarius — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:29:42 EDT

I love flying with Maverick because of what Viper created there.

-Iceman

BarrySagittarius

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sassydeerrun — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:25:49 EDT

I love listening to Black Hole Sun, because of what Chris Cornell created there. - soundgardenofeden

sassydeerrun

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Paper Cut — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:25:45 EDT

I love watching the Huns because of what Atilla created there.

Paper Cut

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:25:11 EDT

Vader loved watching the deathstar destroy Alderaan because Dantooine was too far away.

--Hadtolookupthespelling(iswear)

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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Matt Sussman — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:24:24 EDT

NBA Finals appearances? Never been a fan of that.

Matt Sussman

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MeanMachine — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:22:28 EDT

"I love watching your sons fellated there." Michael Jackson

MeanMachine

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Steve518 — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:20:59 EDT

I love watching my sons because of what I created there (points to forty different vaginas).
-LittleTravisHenrys4eva

Steve518

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:20:09 EDT

I loved watching Buzz Bissinger last night, because the next time someone calls me the biggest asshole in the world, I'll have videotaped proof that says otherwise.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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The Sports Hernia — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:20:09 EDT

"I love watching Carmen Electra because of what the doctor created there."

The Sports Hernia

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7th Floor King Dingaling — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:20:01 EDT

I love watching the WWE because of what Hulkamania created there.

7th Floor King Dingaling

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Master of Karate and Friendship — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:17:51 EDT

I love watching Sun because she exemplifies the term "Hot Asian" - LostOnTonight

Master of Karate and Friendship

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Johnny LaRue — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:17:34 EDT

I love watching the sun because of these cools wings my dad created for me.
-IcarusBobCrane

Johnny LaRue

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ClueHeywood — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:17:28 EDT

"I love watching D'Antoni because he looks like an asshole cop with that mustache."

ClueHeywood

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grinderpete — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:17:20 EDT

I love watching Chinese oppression because of what Mao created there. - GreatLeapMao

grinderpete

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MyronCopacetic — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:17:12 EDT

I love watching your son because of what's down there. -FatherOReilly

MyronCopacetic

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Michael Bertin — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:16:42 EDT

Who loves the sun?

- Lou Reed

Michael Bertin

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Cialis Cooper — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:16:13 EDT

I love watching "Son in Law" because of what Mitzi Shore created.
-encinoman

Cialis Cooper

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BradLee — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:15:18 EDT

I loved watching the United States because of what John F. Kennedy created there.
-TooSoon?

BradLee

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DumpsterDining — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:13:35 EDT

I love making fun of ESPN commenters at, oh say 12:30 EST every day.

- little early today, dude

DumpsterDining

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YukMouth — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:13:06 EDT

I loved Sonny but I always hated Cher.

YukMouth

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TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:12:58 EDT

I loveD watching the Suns because of what D'Antoni created there.

-PastTenseIsRight

TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney

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SlantedAndDisenchanted — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:12:53 EDT

I love watching Buzz because of what Simmons created.

SlantedAndDisenchanted

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J. Henry Waugh — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:12:14 EDT

I love reading comments from guys like Sons Keeper because of what Rick created here.

J. Henry Waugh

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Adonis — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:10:56 EDT

I will love watching Son of Rambow, because of what Stallone created.

Adonis

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Badclown — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:10:30 EDT

I love watching the sun revolve around the Earth - Buzz Bissinger

Badclown

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diggity — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:08:45 EDT

I love watching the Sun because of what God created there.

-Jesus4Life00AD

diggity

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:08:17 EDT

I love watching the sun..........AHH MY RETINAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --sungazer

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies