<![CDATA[ - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[]]> @GreatOdensRaven: Let's Discuss Aaron Heilman...

/sobbing about sports at desk

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @FirstDerivative: You want a center, too? Sheesh...

I'm not sure what options there are other than Renney radically shuffling the lines and giving the nod to someone else who hasn't been a center in forever (Straka?), or calling Hartford for help. Not good.

Probably better to just talk Mets baseball.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @GreatOdensRaven: Yeah, but with what center? Drury couldn't even hold a stick in the third.
Bad times for the NY Rangers...now I can bitch about how listless the Mets look, while expressing entirely too much optimism about the Jets season. (I can see them going 11-5 if they get some breaks)

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I just want to know which one of you has the mental powers to lacerate a spleen with your mind so I can be nicer to you.

Spaceman Bill Leah needs a full-length puffy coat

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Dusty Baker has been trying to get through to Sean Avery's hospital room all day to offer him a contract so he can get more players that bleed internally.

Convict78

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Wyshynski: Damn newspapers... no fact checking, just running off and going with stories, throwing in sex to spice it up. Why can't they be more civil, like here in the utopia that is the internet?

Scoops

]]> <![CDATA[]]> So exactly what level of epic fail does a newspaper reach when it reports that a guy with a bum spleen who walked into a hospital actually had stopped breathing and entered cardiac arrest ... and then said paper scrubs its original story of any reference to the heart attack?

[sports.yahoo.com]

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[]]> If this is some desperate attempt to get Cuthbert back, colour me impressed.

Also, Peter Forsberg is not impressed.

SonofSpurrier

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @TheStarterWife: I came before the horse.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @KevinNoMaas: He thought he had stigmata.

The HZA.

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Yeah, I actually think he did quite well, and the douche comes off as even more of a boorish lout.
It's interesting though how the comments he quoted, while hilarious hear, sound kind of stupid read aloud. But of course, there was no context.

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[]]> weak.

Gary Roberts played an entire season with a lacerated spleen. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Gary Roberts has 72… and they're all poisonous.

jar66su

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Mr. Marinovich: Awful Announcing:

[awfulannouncing.blogspot.com]

@TheStarterWife: What part of the phrase "mental image" do you not comprehend?

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[]]> He was hospitalized for exsessive bon-vivantism and heightened man-about-townishness.

But seriously, I hope he's okay.

cardboardbelt

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Mr. Marinovich: Some place my god-damned family's always tryin' to drag me to.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Looks like Brodeur's voodoo doll finally started working.

Windier E. Megatons

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @TheStarterWife:

I've never seen it and have no intention of ever seeing it. The same with 2girls1cup. There are some things in life I don't need to be privy to.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: the fuck's AA?

Mr. Marinovich

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Since I don't watch the Outdoor Life Network, I didn't realize this was about anyone other than former Spur Sean Avery until reading the comments. Special Olympics.

LosOsosdeChicago

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @EditorOfTheDailyFaberian:

No, he finished the movie.

G.G.

]]> <![CDATA[]]> So..he played the last two periods with a lacerated farking spleen?

Dayum, it's like hoc-key players are some kind of super humans.

FredGarvin

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!:

yeah, it's better for Will and perhaps not quite as bad for Buzz. Nah, he's looks and acts like John Feinstein on a 4 day PCP bender.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Send It In, Jerome!: I bet Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter, has a picture of that breakfast.

Cialis Cooper

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @FirstDerivative: Prucha, hopefully.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Ever seen that video online of guy being fucked by a horse? (Long dead Gawker Media site Sploid linked to it...)

Spleen is the least of one's problems.

(Yes, already read the KSK piece.)

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[]]> /threadjack
AA has ten minutes of the Costas "discussion" up now.

Now seeing it for the first time, Will actually did a lot better than I thought - from the comments last night, I had figured he'd just have sat there sobbing quietly leting the angry balding man verbally rape him.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @FirstDerivative: Does it really matter? Don't think the Pens have a Yankees like choke in them.

/saying that all day to yankee/ranger fans in my office. Yes, I am a dick. But they are bigger dicks.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I read on a blog that he ruptured it fucking a horse.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Ever seen a spleen that large?

No, not since breakfast.

Send It In, Jerome!

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Nikolai Borschevsky's spleenectomy > Sean Avery's spleenectomy

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Doyle McPoyle: NO SPOILERS!

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Afino: Who are we going to skate Thursday?

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[]]> The referees saw him clenching his chest, but they didn't call for an ambulance until he hit the floor.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[]]> TMZ reporting Avery's heart attack caused by massive plot twist in the last episode of The Hills.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @crazyjoedavola:

Or just have it cut off, Ronnie Lott-style.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @MyronCopacetic: Stitch that shit up doc, let's get back to the rink.

Thats a hockey player. Avery however is a giant douchebag.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I heard he got hit over the head with lead pipe in the Conservatory.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Fox News is reporting that Jack Bauer has 24 hours to find Avery a new spleen or else the terrorists will win.

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I heard he swallowed his vomit taking a test.

Spanish Necktie

]]> <![CDATA[]]> should have been you Steve Avery

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[]]> The really strange part is he was at the apartment of one of the Olsen twins.

Too soon?

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> <![CDATA[]]> In other news, Sidney Crosby was rushed to the hospital after he lost consciousness but was released immediately after doctors discovered that he was faking it.

KevinNoMaas

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Sheeeeeeit. I guess this means the Flower won't be shaking his hand, either. Was kind of looking forward to that one.

Wilf

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Scoops: I'm pretty sure Sean Avery loves Cox

Proverbial

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I bet he's going to annoy his nurses too.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence: In other news, Talbot might have a broken foot.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[]]> He's a hockey player. He'll just grow a new spleen in the off-season.

MyronCopacetic

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Gary Roberts cracked open his spleen to feast on the sweet sweet stem cells within.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Internet Injury Telephone Game!

I heard it was an allergic reaction to coffee.

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[]]> The NHL has instantly made a rule that makes rupturing one's spleen a minor penalty.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[]]> This is why you do not wave your stick in the goalie's face.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[]]> He was venting his spleen a la Bissinger.

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[]]> The Toronto Sun has an interview with his Mom saying he got a lacerated spleen in the first period.

[meltyourfaceoff.net]

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Karma's a bitch.

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Shoulda been you Sean Avery.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Scoops: That's funny, because I'm interested in singing the praises of Cox to everyone I come across.

...ladies.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @TheStarterWife: The ESPN article linked to says its his spleen...

Also: This illustrates nicely why newspapers as newspapers are pretty much worthless to me. Some legitimate news site has all the facts I need and any number of blogs I respect can offer opinion on it long before I see what Damien Cox can write about it in the Star tomorrow. I'm also generally less interested in Cox than many other people.

Scoops

]]> <![CDATA[]]> "Contrary to reports by other media outlets, there is no indication Avery suffered any type of heart prolem and he never lost consciousness. He was taken to the hospital in a towncar, not an ambulance, as had been previously reported."

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[]]> (Checks to make sure Avery is still alive...)
I'm pretty sure it's just a bad case of nonfactoritis.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Other places are saying it is his spleen...

[www.newsday.com]

TheStarterWife

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