<![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> That stunt may have gotten the boys on that lacrosse suspended but it also will result in every one of them being accepted at Duke. Now, the trick is to get the incident onto their Duke admission forms without seeming like they are bragging about it.

FriendsLikeJimRome

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @Secret Identity: Thank you.

Hank Gathers Some Moss

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @LeagueofShadows:

He did, a few weeks ago, for one post on an NHL Closer...

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> Aww, Mommy and Daddy theBalls are so cute!

mamacita

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> I pulled a similar stunt, except I wrote the entire question on my penis.

You best believe she said yes.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> Council Rock in the hizzy?

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> I would like to commend the lacrosse players in question for asking the young lady for a date (however they may have done it,) and not simply raping her.

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @Chamomiles Davis: +many, my friend.

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @David Hume:

Or a semicolon.

JoeyBellesGPS

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @Secret Identity: So, do you think he'll ever come back???

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface:

I'm sure he knows, wherever he is.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> And a +1 to BDD at KSK for his appropriate response to the Buzzsaw.

That explains the forehead.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> The last guy in line leaned forward while mooning, thus making it a dangling participle.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Or, resurfaced. Thanks - I blame the cold medicine.

Detective Bunk

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: In linking to that earlier post I noticed that Kid Canada has a retroactive commenting star. Good for that floppy-headed bastard, wherever he may be.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> A nice prom story... my best friend was absolutely hammered before we went to dinner. At dinner at a pretty nice restaurant in Washington DC, he puked all over himself. We thought he was down for the night, but his second wind kicked in and he waltzed into the dance near the end wearing jeans and a t-shirt. I think his date was the most impressed. Anyway, days later, he brought the rented tux back in a brown paper bag with the puke all dried up and caked on, but still carrying the aroma of a fun evening out.

1976 Oakland Raiders

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @LeagueofShadows: [deadspin.com] Will is quite aware of it, too.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @LeagueofShadows: CSTB has had a long-standing dislike of Will/Deadspin. The reason why is somewhat lost to history.

Detective Bunk

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @Chamomiles Davis: Hisssssss

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @Chamomiles Davis: +1 I could never figure out when to use those things either.

Chones_Chonies

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> if i comment, will the others reappear?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> Ok, so "Will You Go To The Prom With Me? Yes or No?" is 33 characters.

13 players = 26 cheeks/canvases.

I can understand squeezing a question mark on at the end, but that still leaves 6 characters to squeeze in.

Unless, of course, you account for the 6 "O"s, and nature's way of presenting "O"s on cheeks...

/need to leave work now

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> /threadjack

A Google search of Will reveals as one of the top choices a site called Can't Stop the Bleeding, which consistently rips into Will hard. Anyone ever seen this? The writer is a prick by the way.

/end threadjack

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> "Witnesses were confused by the abundance of colons used in the sentence."

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> I work at a library across from a middle school, we had to break up two kids having sex in one of ladies' rooms earlier this year. Good times!

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> Well, whaddaya know, a 1-1 score.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> She spilled on her prom dress at dinner and her quick thinking date rushed her to the biology department for a lab coat. The rest of the night went off without a hitch.

CIALIS COOPER

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> The guy with No on his ass actually just had an "N" on one cheek.

Chones_Chonies

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @BigTenObsession: John Terry "accidentally" gets his hands on more balls than Ronaldo.

MrRedDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @Lupicas!XofullofBile: Seriously, what uptight jerkwad would undo something like that?
Basement Nerd:*Pushes up glasses* Yes, I do believe that this Wikipedia article on H.G. Bissinger is inaccurate and riddled with "opinions." It is up to me that that article is restored to its proper dignity.

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @Lady Andrea: There are only so many JJ Redick stories a site can run, ya know.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @Civil Negligence:

/throws tomato

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> They allow Cupid to sling arrows in their buttocks anytime.

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> GAWKER IT!!! Why have you forsaken me? Iracane is the non-believer but my comments get feasted upon?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> I seriously think that is my uncle in that picture.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> TORRES~!

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @Lupicas!XofullofBile: Folding money says Will wants that fixed. Not that it ain't true...

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @martyfunkhauser: the guy with the "no" should have given her a "rotten pumpkin."

throwbot

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> What a cheeky way to ask.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> I hope Kristoff was smart enough to be the "yes"

martyfunkhauser

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> Is the gal in the photo a potential post-McCready rebound fling for Roger Clemens -- or is she a little too old?

Jack Clark Griswold

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @Lady Andrea:

well, Will was just trying to be nice by not mentioning Buzz

HI-OH!

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @Weed Against Speed:

Surprised it took that long.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> Boy, "slimey remains" is just not used enough on this website...

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> Where the fuck is Nifong?

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> Kristoff Wennersten

-Sexual Organ Refreence

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> Sounds like these 12 dudes had to spend an inordinate amount of time writing on each others' asses

McNutty

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> Mike Nifong disapproves.

MeanMachine

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> They are just singling him out because he played lacrosse.

--Duke

GirlLegal29

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> Looks like it's about to be someone's first time.

AkAggie

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> I'm just a prom night dumpster baby
I got no mom or dad
prom night dumpster baby
my story isn't long but boy it's awfully sad
although I came from a hole
(although I came from a hole)
I'm singin' right from the soul
(I'm singin' right from the soul)

my fanny needs a blanket
and someobody to spank it
I miss my mom
but she's at the prom

/obligatory











Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> This was the night that finally sent Amber Waves into the porn industry for good.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @BigTenObsession: You'll make Iracane cuss at you. But I think you're right.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> INVISIBIL GRAVITATIONAL PULL TO THE RIGHT

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> If he had asked the women's field hockey goalie, she could've spelled the entire question on her ass alone.

HebrewHammer

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> I think Bissinger ate Nibbles.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> "Robin Egg Blue? What are you gay? You take boy to prom?"

/actual questions posed to a high school friend by an elderly Italian man at a Tuxedo shop

Farneyismycopilot

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> Ah, who can forget their first impromptu high school abortion? Mine involved a dipstick, and old t-shirt, and two and a half hours on my stomach.

I often wonder if my girlfriend found a ride home that night...

DanzaSlap

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @Secret Identity:

chilled, kissed, whatever.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> The dancefloor was crowded, the bathrooms were worse, we chilled in your car and we drank from your purse...

Did she say yes, anyway?

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> Considering that this was near Ann Arbor, I really hope this kid is one of Yostal's students.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> Duct tape prom suits/dresses > *

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> A tux with huge lapels is one thing. But a dress with big lapels takes a level of commitment rarely seen in bad prom-wear these days.

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> @Lupicas!XofullofBile: 1-to-2 that it was Leitch.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> She gave birth to remains?

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> Dad? Mom? No wonder I was conceived on prom night.

Paper Cut

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> I'll never forget the story of how my buddy proposed to his wife.

Im not going to go into too many details, but it involved a lot of wine coolers, a ring, some string and something called "teabagging"

Steve Trachsel, ACE

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> No ifs ands or butts about it, this stunt should have won her over in the end.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> Not to beat a dead Barbaro, but here's an excerpt from Bissinger's Wikipedia page:

[en.wikipedia.org]

Based on his appearance on Bob Costas' HBO show, Bob Costas NOW he really really dislikes blogs and thinks they are worthless, and those that write them are "full of shit." He appears to be mentally unstable.

Bissinger is married to Lisa C. Smith and has three sons. He divides his time between homes in Philadelphia and the Pacific Northwest. He also rents a room in Bob Costas's basement to start up the famous website hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

Most recently Bissinger appeared on an HBO's Bob Costas On The Record to discuss the evergrowing sports media landscape. Bissinger then proceeded to make an ass out of himself and lose all credibility what so ever. His journalist tag has now been revoked.

Also, Big Daddy Balls, in an as-yet unverified blog post, alleged that Bissinger "fucks horses."

Bravo to whoever wrote this!!

Lupicas!XofullofBile

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> New Favorite tag: High School Impromptu Abortions. This could've been a tag LOOOOONG ago if we had known about Clemens banging Mcready years ago.

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> Is that you in the picture Balls?

dizzydee

]]> <![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]> Epic leisure suit is epic.

TheLou-Do

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