<![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Clemens must have worn a raincoat. At least he doesn't have 9 kids with 9 different women like Travis Henry. Or 14 kids with 9 women like the record holder, Calvin Murphy.

kurt9988

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> "Champions are made in bars and bedrooms."

--Seth Maxwell QB
North Dallas Forty

kurt9988

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Ballplayers cheat on their wives... shocking!

Big John

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> @illiniowl: +1 You have exceptional "Name That Love Child" skills.

That said, I'd like to be the meat in that sandwich.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Those "triceps" could use some of Rog's HGH and PRONTO.

TigerWoodsHole

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> What bothers ME is that he probably accumulated his impressive portfolio of Greater LeMoyne R.E. holdings without having to pay a full commission!!

TigerWoodsHole

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> 'i'd like you to meet my special lady, starla.'

'can i have the keys to the hummer, baby? i feel like changing wigs.'

obfuscator

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Don Zimmer

/KY'd

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Who cropped out her horseadonk?

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> @44 in a Row: Exactly.

Sherrill-Theory

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> I guess when they finished making Jim Leyland's hat they used the leftover material to make the back of her dress.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Did they meet when she came out to the ranch to borry Deb's Bedazzler?

stevegoz

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Roger Clemens:

Great Samaritan? or Greatest Samaritan?

RedRocket

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> @illiniowl: I would watch, but based on this picture I wouldn't want to be hanging around 9 months later.

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> @Spectacular Sam: Not enough.

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> If They Mated: Kate Winslet & Laura San Giacomo.

illiniowl

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Too old.

Luis Polonia and R. Kelly disapprove.

JoeyBellesGPS

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Another prom post!?...oh

Bunkie Perkins

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> See!!?!? This is the type of CRAP that those blogs just SPEW out all day long; blogging from their basements and ruining the good name of professional players. You'd NEVER catch a newspaper or television network stoop to such...huh?...oh...

hockalees

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> @Weed Against Speed: If I'm with teammates and we should meet
Just pass me by, don't even speak
Know the word's "discreet" with part-time lovers.

But if there's some emergency
Have Andy Pettitte ask for me
So then she won't peek it's really you my part-time lover.

Agamemnon Busmalis

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> BLUE STEEL? MAGNUM? All the looks are the same, doesn't anyone else notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

suntastic

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> I'll wait for a frontal picture before making the final yes/no decision...but for now, sure, why not.

Barry White Stripes, Office LW

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Why do I have the feeling that the first words she says to all men are "10 for a hummer..."

MrRedDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> nibbles

MrRedDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Humpathon, is that a technical term?

MrRedDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> So did we go dumpster diving on Facebook or dumpster diving on MySpace for this gem?

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Decidedly no. And Roger's 'Mr. Spitty' sure was active, wasn't it?

MeanMachine

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> She's got the hi-def TV makeup on

Jubilation T. Cornpone

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> The quality of Glamour Shots photos have really taken a turn for the worse.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> @Chamomiles Davis:

nicely done.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> @SlantedAndDisenchanted:

an emphatic reply of:

why yes, actually.

RedRocket

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Get off your high horses, you mom's basement dwelling high-school drop-outs. You WOULD TOO do this gal, and so would I.

Yes.

Southeast Jerome

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> She's his part-time lover.

/Stevie Wonder

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Is My Daughter A Tramp? on the next NOW with Bill Moyers.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Buzz Bissinger thinks this post is fucking full of shit. He wants to know whether you think this is fucking funny?

SlantedAndDisenchanted

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> all the scousers are going to be talking about that non-penalty for years now.... with good reason. incredible finish. now please beat man united.

lastingsmilledge

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> @Abe Froman: Piazza feels his pain. Plus that pain he still has from Clemens hitting him in the noggin.

HebrewHammer

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> @McCroskey: +1

throwbot

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Hey Roger, you're supposed to upgrade when you stray.

Then again, you're not supposed to stray.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> How can you keep them in Manhattan after they've seen the bright lights of Lemoyne?

econdave

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> There's another fine mesh Roger's gotten himself into.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> @Yellow Tail Swine: FRICK!

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Moyer, not Moyers. Sheesh.

/stalkered

Rozelle’s Bagman

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> good heavens this CL semi gets crazier by the minute.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Is that Stump Merrill in drag?

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> I look forward to the perjury trial.

*crickets*

RedRocket

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Where is she? An LIRR bathroom stall?

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Hey, no need for the stink eye, I said your mole was nice looking.

AkAggie

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> My real estate agent just gave me a magnet calendar. Unfair!

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Of all the women in his life, the one I'd wanna nail the most is the one who shot herself full of growth hormone.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Bartenders and aspiring singers. Whatever happened to banging stewradesses on the road?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> She's lying, he can do better than that.

metsarethe...

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> She didn't mind the emotionless sex...what really creeped her out was that he made her call herself Karrie, Kasey, Kritin, and Kelly on various occassions.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> If Roger was hammered and forgot about it does that make her Miss Remember?

martyfunkhauser

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Is anybody else having trouble telling the difference between Clemens' chicks and Renaldo's "chicks"?

McNutty

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Just before dinner. This should also be tagged "Diet Assistance". Bleccch.

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> this should put the "roger clemens is gay" rumors to rest.

maybe.

Abe Froman

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> I suppose if you just screw ugly chicks you can easily deny any rumors of a torrid affair.

Cialis Cooper

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Roger certainly appears to have a type: one generation away from the carney.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Probably.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Elliot?

Yellow Tail Swine

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Are we sure she's not 15 also? Isn't that a prom dress?

AndrewRidgeleySportsMachine

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Even Ronaldo knows thats a guy

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> What the hell is she wearing?

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Looks like he was using his "pillar" in the community, instead of being a pillar OF the community.

T-dawg

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Who knew all those strikeouts carried over into his personal life too.....ba zing

JackElliotsMustache

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> @cromartie: Well, I think Andy Pettite is a handsome man. So there.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> No.

FightTiger

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Eh, why not.

Oh yeah, she did Clemens. That's why not.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Another One Of Clemens' Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose]]> Jesus, can't this guy nail something attractive?

cromartie

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