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King Assassinated By The Butler

NovakAintNoJokovic — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:29:10 EDT

@Hustler of Culture: Just left you a message on your page continuing our conversation from this morning...

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:11:14 EDT

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Koreans are locksmiths too? I thought they only operated dry cleaning susinesses.

Sussian slip

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dirty foreigner — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:57:17 EDT

@futuremrsrickankiel: I like how Tommy is always very level headed, unbiased, and never overreacts to calls.

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Yinka Double Dare — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:51:49 EDT

No coffee for LeBron this morning.

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Steven Gerrard's Gifted Right Foot — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:40:50 EDT

Can't we call Caron "Tough Jeeves" or something like that. Tough Juice sounds like it was coined by a grade 8.

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:15:40 EDT

That was a Celtics half-court clinic on the 3rd and 4th quarters against the Hawks. Let's hope them dinosaur legs are tired for game 6.

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thetaxman — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:10:59 EDT

@Slothrop: I'm happy to hear he's moved on from AMWAY.

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thetaxman — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:10:21 EDT

@Secret Identity: +1 after 909

thetaxman

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Juancho — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:08:38 EDT

@Schluby: Yes, yes he was.

At least Wally plays hard. Consider that Larry is making $12 mil for 12 points a game at 38% from the field, and he doesn't give a shit.

Juancho

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Hustler of Culture — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:04:00 EDT

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: There is only one good TV in the house...and during the week its owned by Mrs. HoC

Hustler of Culture

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Evgeni Merkin — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:00:58 EDT

I wager my stimulous check that I can beat Wally Szczerbiak in a shooting competition.

Seriously, Cleveland, in retrospect...was Larry Hughes as bad as this guy?

Evgeni Merkin

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:56:34 EDT

@Hustler of Culture: Were you locked up with Tony K?

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Evgeni Merkin — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:55:43 EDT

The White Chicks and Gang Signs video receives my full approval.

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Hustler of Culture — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:55:37 EDT

That ending was just amazing....oh wait, I didn't see it because FUCKING American Idol was on in my house.

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futuremrsrickankiel — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:52:36 EDT

@Hamster-Style: Eh, sure, why the fuck not.

Maybe instead of +1, I'll start giving people Tommy Points?

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Secret Identity — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:51:19 EDT

@thetaxman:
Sounds more like Paul McCartney to me.

Secret Identity

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:50:31 EDT

How long before we get a Key Master and a Gate Keeper?

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Hamster-Style — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:46:22 EDT

@futuremrsrickankiel: If you're turning into Tommy Heinsohn, does that mean you want to have Leon Powe's children?

Hamster-Style

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futuremrsrickankiel — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:42:58 EDT

there was plenty of pushing, shoving, jostling, thrusting, ramming, propelling

Phew! Is it just me, or did it suddenly get sexy in here?

I'd love to make an intellectual comment about the Celts' win last night, but I'm afraid all I've got is WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ack, I'm turning into Tommy Heinsohn.

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Slothrop — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:42:35 EDT

@thetaxman:

Joe's not allowed to comment on ESPN properties. He does have some wonderful news for you regarding your insurance needs...

Slothrop

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thetaxman — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:40:08 EDT

We still haven't won a road game, guys. We have to do it again. We have to do it on the road now

I can't decide if Doc sounds more like an ESPN commenter or Joe Theismann.

thetaxman

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:37:48 EDT

@DumpsterDining: From the 2nd (?) Matrix movie...it's early yet.

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David Hume — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:35:45 EDT

@DumpsterDining: And Chinese restaurants.

David Hume

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DumpsterDining — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:34:20 EDT

@DumpsterDining: businesses - MORON!

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DumpsterDining — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:33:47 EDT

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Koreans are locksmiths too? I thought they only operated dry cleaning susinesses.

DumpsterDining

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Stev D — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:32:00 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: His teenage daughter is wearing a thong?!!??! I am just going to sit back and watch the fireworks.

Stev D

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Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:30:45 EDT

"How embarassing!" -1995 Patrick Ewing

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Arriaga_II — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:28:20 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Shhh...Frank TV might hear you.

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Secret Identity — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:27:21 EDT

I assume DeShawn Stevenson will be wearing his Roger Clemens jersey to practice today.

Secret Identity

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:27:08 EDT

The Wizards have a short, old, Korean guy in the lineup now? (In reference to the Locksmith).

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7-8 Deville — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:26:57 EDT

The Wiz are extremely lucky Bron Bron missed at the buzzer. I don't think it's possible to play worse defense with the series on the line and...dick joke.

7-8 Deville

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:25:22 EDT

Speaking of TNT:

Which is funnier, Bill Engvall's family or the Cavs attempt to close out their series?

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WFNYScott — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:22:16 EDT

No mention of Songalia's backhand?

WFNYScott