<![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Thu, 01 May 2008 15:11:24 EDT Thu, 01 May 2008 15:11:24 EDT http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5479626 If Woody would have gone right to the police, this would have never have happened.
-CaptObvious & Sidekick No Shit


EDogII

]]> 11:386085:c5479626 Thu, 01 May 2008 15:11:24 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5479603 @teh_joe: Tom Glavis...lol

mnTwins07

]]> 11:386085:c5479603 Thu, 01 May 2008 15:10:38 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5479280 *glavine. way to eff that up

teh_joe

]]> 11:386085:c5479280 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:58:06 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5479275 "This is what Tom Glavis should have done in New York to clinch the division." - Jimmy Rollins

teh_joe

]]> 11:386085:c5479275 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:57:52 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5478893 This is the way you kill a ho! - GTAIV

mnTwins07

]]> 11:386085:c5478893 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:45:21 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5477536 "Had the Celtics both time-traveled and taken five games to to win a series in four games, I probably would have had to reconsider my whole 'X'- and 'Y'-axis theory." - ReneDescartes

metroville

]]> 11:386085:c5477536 Thu, 01 May 2008 13:59:04 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5476228 "This is how Ray Lewis should have handled his business in Atlanta"
-OJsWhiteBrnco

nanookdude

]]> 11:386085:c5476228 Thu, 01 May 2008 13:12:07 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5476119 The Celtics' strategy should have been to win in Atlanta, not to lose. They made the correction and won Game 5. - Returnofdagoat

FThat

]]> 11:386085:c5476119 Thu, 01 May 2008 13:08:04 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5476080 @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: The only towers that dumpster diving bomb exploding scumbag sees is gun towers

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> 11:386085:c5476080 Thu, 01 May 2008 13:06:50 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475987 "This is what I should have done more of in Seattle before I ended my life at 27." --HendrixIsExperienced

André Roussimoff

]]> 11:386085:c5475987 Thu, 01 May 2008 13:03:23 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475843 "Suspending Perkins and Williams is what Stern should have done in Atlanta to enforce the rules consistently." -- DantonistillbitteraboutAmareandBoris3224

spinachdip

]]> 11:386085:c5475843 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:57:20 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475612 This is what Ronaldo meant when he said we had "manly" personalities.-ChicksWithDicks

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:386085:c5475612 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:49:34 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475584 @Doyle McPoyle:

I've thought about giving out prizes to people with the best icons, but in order to do so I'd need to be as wealthy as your icon (kayfabe)

Props!

Thundercracker

]]> 11:386085:c5475584 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:48:34 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475523 "This is what I should have done on TV to end the blogosphere before."
-Buzz Bissinger


MeanMachine

]]> 11:386085:c5475523 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:46:25 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475509 @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...:

I don't feel too bad for Jewell, he got $500,000 from NBC and an undisclosed amount from the New York Post. Now that's responsible journalism.

Sucko-T

]]> 11:386085:c5475509 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:46:04 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475329 This is what the Pats should have done in the Super Bowl to finish their perfect season

DA GOAT RETURNS!!!

Thundercracker

]]> 11:386085:c5475329 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:39:32 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475328 "I enjoy making generalized statements about situations I have no control over." - Dagoat3224

Arriaga_II

]]> 11:386085:c5475328 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:39:30 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475301 "winning>losing"-SoxFanSince04

stealofthedraft

]]> 11:386085:c5475301 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:38:36 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475183 @The Gizmo from Pismo: You can throw out all the Featured Comments of the Day, it all comes down to shortstack's next offering. Go Cubs!

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:386085:c5475183 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:34:55 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475175 "This is what the "Celtics" should have "done" in "Atlanta" to "end" the "series" in "four"."
-Daquote3224


Stev D

]]> 11:386085:c5475175 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:34:32 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475160 @The Diesel: "This is what Iran should have done in the Iran-Iraq War to finish Saddam in the 90's"?

Wait, there's another Iraq war?

spinachdip

]]> 11:386085:c5475160 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:34:13 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475157 If the Celtics wanted to win in 4 they should have scored more points than the Hawks in each of the games when the time expired. --Dagoat3224

7th Floor King Dingaling

]]> 11:386085:c5475157 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:34:07 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475149 This is what Christopher should have done to Adriana when he found out she was helping the Feds in season 4.

- DagoTSoprano

MurrayHewitt

]]> 11:386085:c5475149 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:33:45 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475127 @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: Oh, I've wasted my life.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:386085:c5475127 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:32:51 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475121 @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: a lot of commenters are repeaters. it's a given that most of them are ESPN interns.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> 11:386085:c5475121 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:32:42 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475107 This is what Rob Lowe should've done in Atlanta to avoid that statutory rape charge. --Hookerat3224

Eddie Auto

]]> 11:386085:c5475107 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:32:11 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475106 "This is what the Celts should have done in Alesia to end the Roman siege."--DagaulMMMCCXXIV

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:386085:c5475106 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:32:09 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475104 @Sucko-T: Can't the man rest in peace?

(Meanwhile, Eric Rudolph thinks he has built his tower to heaven.)

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:386085:c5475104 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:32:05 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475074 @Sucko-T:

Yes, because he's the GOAT. Sorry, Da GOAT.

And he has two friends on ESPN, one named dickrascher who has these words of wisdom as a quote:

The Herd with Colin Cowherd is hilarious. I highly recommend going to his sign on ESPN radio and listen to a couple of soundbites, you will be hooked!

I'm hoping that's sarcasm and dickrascher is someone from here.

/dickrascher joke

Dan Levy

]]> 11:386085:c5475074 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:31:03 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475068 " Lifting up is what I should have done to open the airplane seatbelt, not attempt to tear the belt" - JSeinfeld

blastitbiggs

]]> 11:386085:c5475068 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:30:48 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475061 @A Pimp Named DaveR: well played

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:386085:c5475061 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:30:32 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475056 This...is...Jeopardy!!!

--trebeksdrunkagain

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:386085:c5475056 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:30:19 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475049 The Celtics looked awful in Atlanta, then great in Boston. I don't get it. -- Bryan V21

thetaxman

]]> 11:386085:c5475049 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:30:08 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475038 "This is what those consarn Yankees should have done to Atlanta to end the war in four." - civilwarsurvivor01

7-8 Deville

]]> 11:386085:c5475038 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:29:42 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475031 "The Celtics should have the won the games they did not win. Then they would not have lost those games."

-dasheep69

Paul Zuvella

]]> 11:386085:c5475031 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:29:30 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5475007 "This is what two girls did that resulted in me losing my lunch in four seconds." -- poopin1cup

the earl of weaver

]]> 11:386085:c5475007 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:28:27 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474994 What is worse? Being ESPN's featured commenter...twice? Or being Deadspin commenter who recognizes said ESPN commenter?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:386085:c5474994 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:27:51 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474993 This.... is the fuck!

-- PECOTA

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> 11:386085:c5474993 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:27:49 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474983 This is what Patrick Ewing should have done in Atlanta to get four blowjobs instead of two. -goldclub4eva

Paper Cut

]]> 11:386085:c5474983 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:27:31 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474970 This is what the vet should've done to Barbaro to end the saga early--dsreader

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:386085:c5474970 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:27:07 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474955 @Doyle McPoyle: Dagoat, dagoat, dagoat is on fire.

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:386085:c5474955 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:26:31 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474948 "This is what Left Eye should have done in Atlanta to get Andre Rison's house paid off." --ainttooproudtolightamatch

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:386085:c5474948 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:26:15 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474940 This is what Roger Clemens should have done to keep his harem out of the press.

- Roger Clemens

DannyNoonan

]]> 11:386085:c5474940 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:26:00 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474938 This is what Bush read in Florida and finished before leaving --mypetgoat911

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:386085:c5474938 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:25:58 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474925 "This is what Richard Jewell should have done in Atlanta to end the Olympics forever."

--OlympicsAreBoring

Sucko-T

]]> 11:386085:c5474925 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:25:34 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474914 Tecumseh's a popular guy today! And this is an impressive streak for the Big Dago, two WWL featured comments in a week.

André Roussimoff

]]> 11:386085:c5474914 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:25:05 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474878 "When the Celtics play like that, it makes me wonder why they didn't get a first round bye." - SimmonswritesSCRIPTURE

FEAST

]]> 11:386085:c5474878 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:23:59 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474874 Dear God, dagoat returns!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:386085:c5474874 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:23:54 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474869 "THIS is what the Celtics should have done in Atlanta." --WilliamTecumsehSherman1864

André Roussimoff

]]> 11:386085:c5474869 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:23:47 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474864 "This is what Avery's spleen should have done to end his season in October." - DaGahden3224

McCroskey

]]> 11:386085:c5474864 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:23:38 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474863 This is what K-Fed should have done to his vas deferens to end the children with Britney at 1.

MeSoHornsby

]]> 11:386085:c5474863 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:23:37 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474854 This is the comment ESPN should have featured as I have a hard time believing the others could be any dumber.

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:386085:c5474854 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:23:21 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474845 @sassydeerrun: another history major, eh?

DeepFriar

]]> 11:386085:c5474845 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:23:09 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474836 "Celtic Frost should definetly do an American tour, with a stop in Atlanta"
-BlackMetalOfficiandoandTruepronunciationoftheword'Celtic'


How do you spell retard?

]]> 11:386085:c5474836 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:22:53 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474828 this is what the Union should have done to Atlanta to end the war in 4
- Shermanator1864


DeepFriar

]]> 11:386085:c5474828 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:22:37 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474806 GAH! That's what I should have said! -JerkStore3224

TopesWin

]]> 11:386085:c5474806 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:22:04 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474805 Hey, he had a featured comment last week.

[deadspin.com]

Sucko-T

]]> 11:386085:c5474805 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:22:01 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474799 See this is why blogs are no good...they move too fast!!

sba

]]> 11:386085:c5474799 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:21:57 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474784 You mean they're supposed to try to win every game???

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:386085:c5474784 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:21:33 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474779 Water: it's wet! -Dagoat3224

David Hume

]]> 11:386085:c5474779 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:21:21 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474770 Iraq war statement coming down in 3...2...1...

The Diesel

]]> 11:386085:c5474770 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:21:08 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474764 This is what I should have posted instead of my first featured comment -GO SAWX

FirstDerivative

]]> 11:386085:c5474764 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:21:03 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474717 This is what the confederacy should have done in Atlanta to end Sherman's march.-robertelee'd

sassydeerrun

]]> 11:386085:c5474717 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:19:34 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/386085/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5474712 "That is what Buzz should've said to Al Gore a long time ago, to end the internet forever." -Wilbon

Yellow Tail Swine

]]> 11:386085:c5474712 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:19:25 EDT