<![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> The NBA blunts down.

kurt9988

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @BigPhillyMan: Amen brother. Glad to see I'm not the only one in the MXC (Most Extreme Challenge) fan club. There's nothing like watching young asians get abused while listening to dubbed dick jokes.

ATTENTION: That is one FUNNY show!

You know the writers sit around and do a heaping mound before they go at it.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Does MXC count as a sport. Cuz that show is fucking hilarious not stoned, and makes you laugh till you cry when you are.

BigPhillyMan

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @formerly Chief Wahoo: Cricket..oh yes!!! Great atmosphere, the HATS! (this chick loves me a cricket hat), great accents, etc.

As cricket is the ONLY sport that I cannot comprehend (and not for a lack of trying), being baked gives me a nice excuse for not understanding the game!!!

BeachLover420

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Peter Cavan: I DEFINITELY would say the Tour de France is the best stoner event. I watched Lance Armstrong's 6th and 7th wins in totality. Lemme tell you, there's no WAY a five-hour bike race for three weeks straight can hold your attention unless you're baked. But IF you ARE baked. Man. What a freakin' struggle. It works well if you like just ran three miles or something before you get baked and watched. Best couple of Julys I ever spent.

GettinMyGooseOn

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> NOT THAT ANYONE ASKED ME... but Ice Dancing.

Storming the Floor

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Juancho: I haven't.

But I have been shithoused fucking drunk on occasions and watched curling on ESPN.

The HZA

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> The best sport to watch while high is the most dangerous sport: that's right - hunting people. Specifically hunting Ice-T in "Surviving the Game."

Smoking opium is different however, the one time I tried that anything other than staring at a wall was too complicated.

amorphous

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Being a non-frequent commenter, I had to throw in an answer: Olympic ski jumping, at night. In HD.

Seriously, nothing can match the drama of watching lithe fellas hurtle themselves hundreds of feet in the air at 50 mph. Every moment before the landing is a breathless spectacle, and the crashes are mind blowing.

Matt Murton 4 a 'Squirtin

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> in the immortal words of Jay-Z

"I can't explain why - I just love to get hi"

BrooklynMetFan

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> My opportunities to get high are few and far between these days, but you can bet that if it happens, there is a good chance that my homemade "Best of George The Animal Steele" tape is going into the ancient VCR. Dear God, that is one funny tape whilst stoned.

apostles03

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Playoff Hockey is like crack when your baked, but that special blend is only available for a month or two a year. My goto baked sport is Baseball far and away. The "everything is important" factor gets a good work out and the grass is fascinating to look at.

Baseball is probably also my favorite video game in this condition as well. In 2005, despite living on the West Coast, I watched about 100 Tigers games and played an entire season of MVP Baseball '05. It wasn't pitching on acid, but throwing a perfect game with Mike Maroth after a biggie blunt is nothing to sneeze at.

Fateric2000

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @HIV 2 Elway: You're pen grip is weak and you got no serve. But I do agree that stoned pong should have been in my top 3.

Another-Failed-Tedford-QB

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Hustler of Culture: I totally agree. Something about golfing high that makes me relax, trust my swing and really enjoy myself. Sober golf I'm constantly questioning myself and pissed off whenever I do something dumb.

Another-Failed-Tedford-QB

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Clarence Rosario: I hope you're talking about CAL IM softball. Such a fantastic way to spend a stoned evening. I got playoffs tonight...better toke a doobs for good luck.

Another-Failed-Tedford-QB

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Oh thank you sweet merciful Jeebus for a BDD column! Strongman competitions, pulling buses with teeth was never so impressive.

That One Guy

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> IF I was to admit to doing the herb, I'd have to say......wait a minute, what was I talking about again......are you going to use those doritos.....wait a minute.....who the hell are you....

Mr. Bigglesworth

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @BigTenObsession: none for me, either. although i have been obnoxiously drunk at quite a few sporting events. but, after rooming with a pot smoker in college, i can readily admit the drunk/high spectating dynamics are completely different.

Laser Guided

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Baseball. No contest. Every pitch seems VERY important. Playoff baseball is almost unmanageable. I have to go outside and take deep breaths.

whodatmaninablacksedan

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @BigTenObsession: We're like the chess club!

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Your abrasive caps-lock is killing my Bissinger.

RedLightGreenLight

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @strong like bull smart like tractor: Good one. The Bell Pepper episode where there was something like 6 different colors of Peppers is my fav.

Barry White Stripes, Office LW

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Due to the climate up here ... I haven't played indoor footy NOT stoned in years. Doesn't always work too well.

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Juancho:

Nah, me too. And there are quite a few others - Metschick, Yostal, etc.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @strong like bull smart like tractor: +1. Thank you for reminding me!

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Summer-of-George: On that note, the original Japanese Iron Chef was fantastic to watch while stoned.

strong like bull smart like tractor

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> I can do a bowl and watch that chunky half naked Cheryl on Dancing with the stars for at least 10 minutes.

/tears up man card

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Karaoke.
Believe me, the way I do it, it's a sport.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @VTBen: Mario Kart 64, GoldenEye 007, Geometry Wars and 4v4 Halo when you're playing on 2 TV's in the same house.

FEAST

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Drugs are bad.
/Mr. MacKee'ed


HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> I like playing my own personal version of Memory where I'll hide stuff around my place, set the alarm clock for ten minutes and then try and find the stuff. Like I can remember what I hid or why the alarm clock is going off. Class over-smoker.

jsavimbi

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Barry White Stripes, Office LW: I can't even fathom that shit. I was a senior in high school for that game and watched the entire thing, sober. Tugnutt and Boucher, if I remember correctly, were awesome. The OT's would have been mind-blowing.

Gus Johnson's Cardiologist

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> English Premier League on weekend mornings.

Catenaccio

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Fuck me, I must be the only person here who's never done drugs.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Bullet_Tooth_Tony: Can I buy some pot from you?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Best sport(s) to participate in stoned:
(1) Downhill (Alpine, to those who *really* do it) Skiing- in fact, that's pretty fun on mushrooms and/or acid, too. Skiing the bumps on the doses- as longas you start in while your coming on- phenom.
(2) Fishing- fishing is also quite entertaining on cocaine, which will help you get your ass out of bed (or stay up all night) to get in some quality time on the water at 3 AM.

For watching sports, in all conditions, including stoned to the bejeezuz belt- it is very tough for me to beat...
(a) Sunday in a sports bar
(b) Baseball game following tailgating
(I'm an A's fan, and there is something special about an August baseball game with the heat, the ghetto, and my buzz rolling up into one eating 15 bratwurst, dancing in the bed of the pick-up truck, dancing in the stands, blacking out later package).






Bullet_Tooth_Tony

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> I have to say world poker tourney or whatever the fuck they call it. When I'm stoned, it's incredibly interesting. When sober I'm amazed they let that shit on TV

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @VTBen: Katamari Damacy is the best game to play high.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Gus Johnson's Cardiologist: I was blasted back in 2000 for the Philly/Pitt 5 OT game. Possibly the best 6 hours of hockey watching I've ever had.

Barry White Stripes, Office LW

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @MannysHeadStash: Plus, you have Wally, Papi, and Remy (for those with NESN/Extra Inn.) to keep you entertained.

I do also enjoy listening to Mark Grace on the D'Bax broadcasts. He's a delightful idiot.

Barry White Stripes, Office LW

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Good Eats

/what? it's a fucking sport

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Absurd Hero: The only thing that tops March Madness for me is the NHL playoffs. Both are high tension that everything feels REALLY important, and you look at your roommates in awe every time something almost happens. And because you are higher than shit, it feels like you actually lost when the game ends. The hockey in the 2002 Olympics was almost too much to handle.

Gus Johnson's Cardiologist

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Afino:

Come to think of it, the guy looked a LOT like Daulerio.

AJ, were you in Montreal last February??

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Chamomiles Davis: So this is what is sounds like when doves cry.

I'll take baseball as my stoned sport of choice, specifically Red Sox games. Think about it: You know Manny is dipping into the Green Monster so he can dip into the green monster. I'm pretty sure that's the entire point of my commenter name and avatar. Plus, there's like totally a huge 420 out in center field, dude.

MannysHeadStash

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Anyone here ever play Broomball? I think it's actually against the rules to play that game sober.

Bluenatic

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @cardboardbelt: Hot Damn! NBA JAM on the 64 was the finishing blow that knocked me out of college. I've got to get the OG video game store to pick that one back up.

Barry White Stripes, Office LW

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> I thought Super Mario Galaxy would never be topped for best game to play high, but then Smash Bros. Brawl came along...

As for sports I'd have to say hockey. You can actually see the puck for once.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Ever wait 30 minutes for a subway at night while you're high? Don't. I nearly walked into the fucking tunnel so I could go find the train and ask what the fucking holdup was. I went to the bar and ended up staring at one of the light fixtures for 80 minutes.

True story: When I went to Montreal last year, we were taking the underground transit (I guess it's a subway) totally trashed about 2:30 or 3am.

We're waiting for the train, and there's this average-looking dude, passed out, listening to his iPod. Completely passed out. Of course, me in my drunken state, decided to try and wake him up. After several minutes of trying, with enough force to classify as assault, he still didn't move until the train actually came, 20 minutes later. He hopped on, zoned out for the ride, and got off at his supposed stop.

Never knew what happened after, but I have photographic proof that this story happened.


Afino

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Barry White Stripes, Office LW: Trick shot bowling and competitive darts are also excellent when suffering from a cold and kinda blasted on various medicines and a shot of bourbon.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: There was one called Most Extreme Challenge that I saw on Spike. It was the same dumb japanese obstacle course shit but very funny. The contestants would usually be subjected to severe bodily abuse. It was dubbed to english by guys that weren't shy whatsoever in their use of dick jokes.

Most Extreme Challenge SMOKES Ultimate Viking.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Gotta be soccer - the weed heightens the importance of each action, and the lack of commercials makes time break down. Football is good too, if you aren't too emotionally invested in either team.

But BDD has it right - weed not only enhances pro wrestling, it's a goddamn necessity.

strong like bull smart like tractor

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Best. Threadpost. Ever.

My personal list:

Bowling (has anyone besides me seen the trick bowling on ESPN?)
Hockey
Curling
Darts (ONEHUNDREEED-AND-EIGHTY!!!!)
MXC/Ninja Warrior (and GHABB,Y I remember that Viking show)
Rugby/Aussie Rules

and I agree that Soccer is #1. Mostly slow moving, but when something goes down, you stand a good chance of getting you mind blown.

Barry White Stripes, Office LW

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> High school hockey.

One time, 20+ years ago, this social studies teacher came up behind me and my buddies and, in a faux stoner voice, said, "Oooh, the ice. It's so white and so cold."

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> What about sports that can be played stoned? The U of Michigan ultimate frisbee team onced played a game of drunk vs. high players. High blew them out, naturally.

PermanentInjuredReserve

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> For some reason, college basketball. Not NBA: college. Yeah, I don't know why.

And Golf in HD.

Adding to the chorus of weed-friendly video games: NBA Jam.

cardboardbelt

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Goddamn, I miss that show.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> it's a toss-up between cheerleading competitions or dog shows.
All the cheerleaders screaming makes me feel like I'm at a Foghat concert.
I like to zone out and check out the dog handlers shoes.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Anything by WC Heinz

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> When is Pink Floyd going to recognized as an Olympic sport? Cause that's pretty much my gig when stoned.

Sheepblog

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @formerly Chief Wahoo: I'm told I did two days of a five-day test at the MCG. I have no recollection of the second day. So agreed, sometimes life is that good.

preciousroy

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Hustler of Culture: Funny, my Father got a little annoyed with me when I sparked up a j on the way to go Skeet Shooting. I still busted more clay pigeons than the old man did, though.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Also fishing (bass, trout or walleye) stoned is first rate. Fishing sober or clear headed, not so much.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: @TheStarterWife: Thank God someone else saw that. I thought I dreamt that in Bizarro World.

preciousroy

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @preciousroy: I spent three amazing days in Nevis watching the West Indian side play some other team I forgot. The warm sun, killer weed and bottle after bottle of Dragon Stout. Life is good sometimes.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @ClueHeywood: we've got a winner!

MenaceIISobriety

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> I was once given tickets to a Baltimore Ravens game in their first season. My friend who supplied the tickets also surprised me by handing me a dose of LSD on the way to the stadium. (He's now one of Baltimore's Finest, I fuck you not.)

Tripping your balls off in the middle of about 100 of the dockworker types from Season 2 of The Wire is interesting.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Since I'm more of a drinking, powder, and pills type of gal, this is a tough one. Aside of drinking, none of them go well with watching sports.

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: That show was the fucking best, because if they fell, it was into a tank of freezing cold water.
(And the math part while the body is going full speed... priceless.)

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Another-Failed-Tedford-QB: I believe you are forgetting ping pong. A sport of which you have no game.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Another-Failed-Tedford-QB: The only time I play golf not-stoned is when I play with my dad...and I usually shoot like 5-10 shots better. Its amazing....

Hustler of Culture

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> I hear you Drew. Since the arrival of little Chamomiles two months ago, I have had zero tokes of herb, which for someone who'd been on a ten-year-long bender is a fucking eternity.

To answer your last question it's pro football, hands down. In fact, I'd mentioned my game-day itinerary in comments on KSK, way back in its larval stage:

Chamomiles Davis Says:
August 17th, 2006 at 2:16 pm

My living arrangements have changed, so I cannot indulge in my usual Sunday routine:

10 AM - 12:30 - A pot of coffee, a fat bowl, and Sunday NFL Countdown.
12:30 - Order food from local pizza shop. One large pepperoni, cheese steak, fries and a two-liter of Diet Coke, because I'm trying to watch my weight.
12:55 - Pay pizza guy. Smoke fat bowl #2.
1:00 - Friends show up with beer and egg rolls from local Chinese restaurant. Consume beer, smoke fat bowl #3. Eat like a fucking pig until halftime.
1:05 - Begin checking fantasy league stats on laptop every thirty seconds on the minute. F5 key label faded from repeating pressing.
Halftime - Smoke fat bowl #4, step out onto balcony to enjoy crisp autumn air and chain-smoke two cigarettes. Drink more beer, possibly a shot of Jim Beam if handy to toast the Iggles.
4:15 - Post-game cigarette, beer and fat bowl #5. Feeling pretty jolly as the sun begins to set and 2nd game kicks off.
5:00 - Order more dangerously unhealthy food from local pizza shop. (Chicken finger platter? Yes, sir.)
7:30 - Fat bowl VI - The Final Frontier. Enjoy NFL Prime Time until kickoff of Sunday night game.
8:30 - Sunday night game. Fat bowls 7 through 9. Polish off remaining beer and food. Quickly surf Internet porn sites and then… beddy bye!

(Unless the 8:30 game's outcome was still in question at 11:00, I'd switch over to Cartoon Network for Adult Swim.)

Ah, good times. It's amazing how marriage can change things.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @formerly Chief Wahoo: Don't know about stoner cricket, but I discovered that the reasons Aussies love the sport is because it gives them an excuse to get drunk for five days straight... not that they need the excuse.

preciousroy

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: These shows should still be made!

The Double Dare set was my Graceland, I still remember the day that I set foot in the studio.

Oh, and these all make great drinking games as well, just pick a team and drink when they fail.

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Do 6-hour races in Gran Turismo 3 count?

StartingAces

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> There was this Japanese obstacle course show called "Viking" on ESPN a few years back that was the epitome of stoned viewing. It involved:
-A giant fucking pirate ship
-Japanese people hurting themselves
-Pirate-themed obstacles
-Contestants having to randomly solve math problems while completing the course
-The quest to be named the "ULTIMATE VIKING"

+ Watch video

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Schluby: Those are men. And king crab legs are delicious.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> I too like smoking marijuana while doing stuff.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @dismalScientist: When did that happen?

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Definitely Aussie Rules, though Gaelic football is also up there.

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @FEAST: Do they actually have those?

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> The best stoner sport is definitely cricket. It takes forever, you sit outside in the sun, and I have no clue what the fuck is happening anyway.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: Not only do I remember, but he produces VH1 reality shows now. "I Know My Kid's A Star" and "Scott Baio is 46..." among them.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Wild and Crazy Kids

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> I just got off the phone, thanks BBD for making me relapse.

(No serious, thanks, I'm happy again)

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> I like to listen to the Red Sox on the radio when I'm stoned. It reminds me of the 1930s. Very contented, very calm, everything just so. But then, I get this feeling, like Japs are sneaking up on me or something.

FriendsLikeJimRome

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> The pace of baseball lends itself well to inebriation and the idiotic conversations that it inevitably produces. In the other major sports there's just so much to pay attention to that it doesn't really allow for, say, a discussion of which castmember of The Facts of Life was most bangable.

Bluenatic

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Mr. Praline: Same here. I love it when they toss the beer kegs backwards over that wall.

Phatty

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> For sure, March Madness. Every possession is important. There is always a human interest story that I find more absorbing than it really is. The band and the cheerleaders and the students with face paint. And the confusion of trying (while high) to figure out how the outcome will affect the 5 pools I am in. Plus, the announcers get overly animated when something significant happens, so it pulls my attention back when my concentration begins to wander.

Absurd Hero

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> that's easy:
Olympic
Womens
Beach
Volley
Ball(s)
(Deep)







MenaceIISobriety

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> The special winter olympics...

WHAT!!? He isn't supposed to be standing up in the bob sled... OHHH SHIT!!!

/Daniel Tosh joke.

FEAST

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @ArkansasFred: That was hilarious, and I'm completely sober.

Lon McEachern needs to fire his agent.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @ArkansasFred: That is freaking amazing.

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Soccer is great while stoned, what with the no commercials and few lines on the field...the aesthetics really go with weed.

And when Holland played Jamaica in the 1998 World Cup...I mean, what was the point of watching that without some herb?

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Deadliest Catch. I can't see how crab fishing isn't considered a sport.

Schluby

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Bobby_Big_Wheel: Didn't that guy have 9 walks?

Oh and women's tennis. One can get mesmerized, what with all the vibrations, and gyrations, and......what was I talking about?

Racists_Inc.

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Fun House with JD Roth

/please, someone remember this

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Another reason to hate Duke basketball: the jumping Cameron Crazies are an enormous mindfuck high.

Ministry of Silly Walkoffs

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> I like the "Top" tag.

-Derek Jeter

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Watching Golf stoned is most excellent. Watch Lefty take a full swing on the fringe and drop the ball a hair from the hole in slo-mo on the DVR. Mind Blown.

Stoned is the only way for me to appreciate the nuance of NASCAR. "Everything's VERY important" hits the nail on the head.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Doyle McPoyle: Right you are Ken.

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Viewing a compilation of Mike Tyson's early knockouts while utterly, utterly stoned was one of the best sporting experiences I will ever know.

Smoking Pope

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> I have nothing to add to this conversation since I've never tried pot. But I'd like to try watching the Tour de France while stoned. They're riding up a mountain? Why? Why not just go around it? That's what I'd do.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Competitive eating. That helps with a wicked case of the munchies.

Detective Bunk

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Going to bullfights on acid.

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Is the movie "Congo" a sport?

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> This reminds me of a chapter in the now out of print book "American Fan" by Dennis Perrin, where he talks about which drugs mix best with viewing different sports.

Forced Entry

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Never sit in the bleachers at Fenway after eating pot brownies. You'll never make it back to the Green Line with your sanity.
Not that I have or anything . . .
/bugs out and shits pants



DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Go Fish. Pinochle. Gin Rummy. Any card game really.

If you tilt your head and squint, you will eventually see the Queen Spades getting herself off with a huge, double-headed Bissinger.

Senators Lost Cojones

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Baseball and soccer. The field and pitch move in interesting ways while high.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Another-Failed-Tedford-QB: Affirmative. I pitched a shutout in softball in college (where Tedford coaches) stoned out of my gourd.

Best to watch high? Downhill skiing.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> This has been on my DVR since December and is only watched when we're stoned. Amazing.

+ Watch video

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Not that I smoke anymore, but I have to go with football. Basketball is a close second; I think a friend of mine and I spent three hours dissecting the Sean Elliott three-pointer from 1999.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> How about some love for the World's Strongest Man reruns?

"He's pulling the truck.... WITH HIS TEETH! NO FUCKING WAY!"

etc., etc.

Mr. Praline

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Don't beat yourself up over not knowing the lyrics to Evenflow. Those were in Vedder's smack-addled rant days.

DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Yawn.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Little Lebowski Urban Achiever: the kids i nanny for are convinced they're still filming those shows. i wish they were as well, because i would kick ass at some legends of the hidden temple.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> throwing the ball to the dog is one of the best. especially since you can outsmart the dog with the fake-toss and get a good laugh out of that.

asliceofbacon

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: -32 River Highlands in PGA Golf 95 on Sega Genesis
/dates self


DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Little Lebowski Urban Achiever: +2 for Double Dare.

My day is complete.

Thank you, good sir.

The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> All the major sports (i.e. basketball, football and baseball) are fabulous to watch while high. I love the sports you can actually PLAY while being high. Golf is by far #1 in the category. Those of you who haven't played a stoned golf round don't know what you're missing. #2 would have to be bowling and #3 would have to be softball.

Our world needs more sports that can be enjoyed while blazed/drunk.

Such a sweet article....

Another-Failed-Tedford-QB

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Aussie Rules Football.
Violent?- Check.
Action? - Check.
Comical Guy in White Coat with Flags? - Check.
Funny announcer accents?- Check.





ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Anything played on ice: Hockey, curling, that one board on Super Mario Bros. 3...

G.G.

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Does fucking the carpet until your dick bleeds bring Kevin Shields closer to releasing one of those alleged follow-ups? If so I might-might-be willing to try it.

preciousroy

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Gotta be MXC, the replays are the best! That or old Nickeloden game shows on the GAS Network, can't beat Double Dare or GUTS!

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Baseball. Dock Ellis threw a no hitter while tripping on acid, proof that baseball and drugs (the good ones like weed and LSD, not bad ones like steroids and coke) mix well.

Bobby_Big_Wheel

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Oh, and the stoned guy dance reference? Excellent. Went to same venue for a Steve Miller concert (forced by the wife). Spent the whole time watching the 50 yr old in the tie dye shirt do things that must have put him in traction for a week following.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> This pisses the shit out of me.

WillieMcGeeForever

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> bowling. You need to be high to watch that.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Any golf video game. Preferably something of the Hot Shots/Mario variety.

I await a challenger who can best my -23 on ONE ROUND of "Mario Golf."

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> MXC owns all other television viewing expieriences.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> So can sex can be considered a sport because if so umm....

Hustler of Culture

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> no question - gymnastics.
if you get hell baked enough you think they're midgets. Or even better, leprachauns.


DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> You betetr be careful, "Buzz" (if that's his REAL name) may get Alison Stokke's lawyer to SUE YOUR FUCKING ASS, YOU FUCKING JOUNALISTIC LIAR!!!!

LostinTheOffice

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Um, dog shows?

BloggyMcBlogBlog

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> I like to watch myself eat chicken wings. And if anyone has seen me eat wings while stoned you would agree it's a sport.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Baseball, doesnt require a lot of focus, and you can take many trips to the fridge between innings.

Jones Beach concerts are the best. Hang on the beach all day getting ridiculously stoned, then walk into the concert. One issue though. You cannot bring your beer to your seat.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> "oh my god, I think my hair is totally wasted"

Totally been there before.

The best thing ever? The indoor lacrosse team here had Mascot Lacrosse at halftime, with mascots from all over the state playing lacrosse. Somehow a friend got a tape of it, and that's our favorite viewing pleasure whilst floating on a cloud of Mary Jane.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> @Schluby: People call NASCAR a sport don't they?!?!

FEAST

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> "I AM HARD-CORE, FULLY CREDENTIALED JOURNALIST"

It appears you and I buy the same cereal.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> My eyes are closed. Is that Balls Deep or Joe Buck writing?

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Do Pokemon battles count as a sport?

Spaceman Bill Leah

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Car washes.
Just drag a lawn chair to a car wash and start playing with your belly button. Nothing better.


The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> BBD is wearing a Hawaiin shirt. Only two kinds of people wear that shirt ... gay guys and big fat party animals. BBD doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Mixed martial arts. Sure, slow-mo punches to the jaw are awesome. But mix in slow-mo kicks to the face? Even better.

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> - "the Stoned White Person Dance"

And how is this in any way different than the "Completely Sober White Person Dance"?

DumpsterDining

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> competitive pornography. can't be beat.

PantsUnknown

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Sumo Wrestling.

Screw you ESPN2 for cutting that out of your lineup.

EdFinnerty

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Is Mario Kart a sport?

Schluby

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Ah-em. 'Winning Eleven 9.'

Skeets

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> -1 for no usage of the word "cunt", BBD.

The Fake Gimel Martinez

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Ninja Warrior is phenomenal stoned.

ASox

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> I think that first paragraph explains how Sofia Coppola's became a female.

dismalScientist

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> I'm waiting for Buzz to make fun of Drew's html skillz.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Ninja Warrior. Or Unbeatable Banzuke. Those are sports, right?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> I like to read newspapers when I get stoned.

FEAST

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Joe Buck smokes weed?

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Wait, does that mean Buzz violated a registered trademark? GET THE SWAT TEAM

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> My Bloody Valentine < My Bobby Valentine

HebrewHammer

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Who is this Big Daddy Balls?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[What's The Best Sport To Watch On TV While You're High? A Balls Deep Special JOURNALISTIC Investigation!]]> Bissinger just fell over twitching.
Expect many harsh things said soon.


The Diesel

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