<![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Now a "few sickos" is "relatively few priests". You're funny.
Over 4000 (that's alot of zeros) is a fucking epidemic. Continue to keep your head in the sand and dodge it with conversation of the Congo. Airhead. Why don't you throw Tibet in the convo as well . All humans who violate other humans are worthless pieces of shit. And when you're not busy saving the world, maybe you could have the courage to address some problems right here in the good ole usa. Can you believe those assholes in Sudan?

It's has to suck when you paint with a wide brushand blame problems on a gender. It's easy to blame everything on men since men run the world. Understandable. But don't let your man hating cloud your judgement. And YOU DO HATE MEN , Whether you realize it or not.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @RachelRayIsTheDevil: FYI, I was being ironic with that Kthxbai.

A gash? Really? With that kind of attitude, you're never going to escape the basement.

Oh, and you'll excuse me if I have a hard time condemning a religion for the bad actions of a (RELATIVELY) few priests. I guess when you consider all the female victims of childhood sexual abuse (not just by the priests, because men like to forget that there were MANY girls molested too) but by all the other fathers, uncles, grandpas and brothers out there here in the good old US of A. And for someone so compassionate to the molested Catholic boys, I don't see you crying about the thousands upon thousands of girls and women in the Congo who cannot hold their piss or shit (much less have children) because they were raped so violently by MEN. Not to cry me a river, but almost. And, I find it remarkable that you accuse ME of airheadism when I was saying that there's more to collegiate athletics than just winning an (often equivocal) national championship.

But go ahead and keep telling me about your fantasy women, as if that had any relevance to the topic at hand.

Sometimes, I really do think testosterone is a poison that destroys people's brains. Please stop proving me correct.

And you can shove your pot pie sideways.

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> So is Charlie Weis trying to say that because he didn't have any hoodlums or thugs, his team sucked last year?

Don't Do Drugs?

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @LosOsosdeChicago: Not really because we ALL know that Hoodlums and thugs is a code word for the "scary looking" black people,the same way ghetto does and the same way black does

ceedat

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @westvillagegirl:
"Because no one with half a brain would condemn an entire fucking denomination because of a few sickos."

Since you have your South Bend head in the sand let me straighten you out on a few facts. over FOUR THOUSAND (4300 and counting)catholic priests have been accused of sexual abusing BOYS. Throw out some iffy accusations and you still have over 4k. Hundreds of millions of dollars have been paid out to victims. The catholic church has an ongoing active institutional cover up policy which simply moves offending "priests" to other locations and requires many settlements to be confidential. You have a VERY disturbing definition of "a few sickos". Do some homework before you make stupid comments you papal homer. One more thing,I did come to South Bend for the papal visit. Unfortunately my Judgy McDickface outfit was at the cleaners so I attended as the Hamburglar.

Judgy McDickface? OH NO YOU DIDN'T ! That hurts my tender feelings. I think I'll head over to Jezebel and put it out of my mind with some fun Tom Cruise chat. Tom Cruise is a HUGE Florida fan. What's the angle over there anyway? I've spent maybe 15 seconds looking at that site. I see the girly gossip/Entertainment Tonight stuff and run. Are the majority of commenters over there into carpet or is it just a really fun place where like minded gals come to network? Shouldn't you insert a "so like" before you say "kthanxbai!"? Very contemporary with the "bai" spelling. That was so like totally cool.

Fiddlings comments weren't sexist at all. It wasn't a shot at women, it was a shot at airheads(mirror check) that make completely ignorant statements. He would have given a man an earful if the man said the same ignorant things. It's just a coincidence that you're a gash who probably makes one mean turkey pot pie. I'm thinking your a girl who chooses Kotex over Tampax though, uptight know it all gals (mirror check) tend to prefer the extra absorption that the jumbo pad affords. Whatever your pad of choice is, I'll respect that, just do us all a favor and shut your uninformed trap with regards to football. Stick with the highly informative Jezebel-celebrity, sex, and fashion.

Unfortunately I don't live with a woman who is loving, intelligent AND blonde, professional, dd's, funnier than shit, and hornier than Dennis Rodman. Nor do I live with a woman who has exceptional chef skills, grew up in the hills of Hollywood, can sing like a bird, did I mention the dd's?, loves to encourage me to go do whatever the fuck I want, doesn't cry over stupid shit, buys tickets to football games so we can "have a fun date", smokes an incredible pole, and has bottomless beautiful brown eyes. No I don't. I live in my mom's basement and hang out all day on Deadspin and make sexist remarks, bad dick jokes, and NEVER EVER get laid. My life sucks.

Is my pot pie ready?

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @westvillagegirl: ...my knowledge about Tampax Unscented Super Absorption might just be as developed as my football expertise. Not if you don't understand that Fat Charlie is playing with what are considered 3 of the top recruiting classes in the nation...and that plenty of freshman QBs are able to play decent ball. Charlie doesn't have a talent problem, he's got a coaching/motivation problem.
...that's another reason that you are all here, talking about sports, instead of getting laid. And you're right here with us aren't you, so I guess getting laid isn't your strong suit either, though I'm sure if you go offer the homeless guy on the corner a sandwich he'll help you out.
You 98-lb weaklings are just jealous. You clearly haven't spent much time here.

Go fix me a turkey pot pie.
/Sexist

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @RachelRayIsTheDevil: Just like a man to make some sexist joke when he feels outmanuevered. I hope you and your testes feel better now. Have you even read Jezebel? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you wouldn't actually read something before passing judgment. Hell, even if you did, they'd rip you apart like a gazelle.

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @RachelRayIsTheDevil: I'm not Catholic either. But I did grow up in South Bend. And even someone as stupid as you think I am can separate the Catholic church from the reprehensible actions of some of its clergy. I didn't see you out there being all Judgy McDickface when the Pope came here last month. Why? Because no one with half a brain would condemn an entire fucking denomination because of a few sickos.

And besides, the University's job is to prepare these kids for life. At least with a graduation percentage like they have, most of the kids will actually have an education when leave ... a top notch one at that. Good luck with that Florida!

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns is the anti-Christ according to Buzz Bissinger: And Mr. Sexist, I happened to grow up in a "football 24/7" home, so my knowledge about Tampax Unscented Super Absorption might just be as developed as my football expertise. Hell, me and Moose Krause's ghost could kick all of your asses. I'm sorry you men feel so inadequate that you must resort to sexist insults, but that's another reason that you are all here, talking about sports, instead of getting laid. And I would never, ever fuck a Florida fan. I don't want those genes in my pool.

I would talk about my own alma mater's football team, but we went to the Rose Bowl my freshman year (after beating ND in our first regular season game), and have never even been close since then.

And Brady Quinn? Hawt. You 98-lb weaklings are just jealous. Kthxbai!

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @The Count of Monte Fisto: Yes, Brady Quinn doesn't exactly strike me as a threat to join MENSA or become a Rhodes scholar.

(Though I do credit him for making more money than I ever will...unless those PowerBall tickets pay off)

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @westvillagegirl: I'm sure you have to have a brain to get into ND normally. I suspect you only have to have half a brain to get into ND if you're a football player.

The Count of Monte Fisto

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @RachelRayIsTheDevil: be sure to use the word "so" as an adverb, repeatedly.

Johnny LaRue

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns brought to you by Diebold: I know...you are right. I was too harsh towards HER. I just have a giant hair up my ass about the dioceses in general. She was probably too busy checking the messages on her Motorola beeper to ever notice my post. Essentially I was hunting Bambi with a bazooka. Not fair. I'm heading over to Jezebel right now to post my opinions about how crappy Maybelline makeup is.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @RachelRayIsTheDevil: Don't sweat it dude, "westvillagegirl" is just some Jezebel hack from, one would assume, the West Village. I'll trust her for college football insight at about the same time she starts trusting me for recommendations on feminine hygiene products.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @westvillagegirl: Notre Dame has had top notch recruiting classes for several years so don't give me that "rebuilding year" bullshit. Being shitty at quarterback doesn't mean you are rebuilding. It means you are shitty at quarterback.

Two things made me dislike Notre Dame. 1) Brett Musburger constantly having his nose up their mediocre ass. 2) That laughable and insulting appearance contract with NBC.

"Also it being a catholic university , it kinda maybe has a reason to insist on a higher bar of moral conduct." Well dip me in a gallon of Bissinger asshole sauce. The catholic church (vatican) is the most corrupt institution in the history of the world and if the pope visited South Bend the entire place would kiss his papal nut sack. Sorry but I'll always draw a connection between catholic universities and the catholic church. So spare me the comments about "a reputation to protect." As soon as you start fucking little boys, you lose ALL your credibility. That's been their filthy M.O. for centuries. Higher bar of moral conduct my ASS ! Catholic churches in the GOOD OLE USA have paid out hundreds of millions of dollars, to individuals whose lives they've wrecked. No other institution in the world could get away with what the vatican and its dioceses has. The difference is the vatican has untold/unreported BILLIONS of dollars and oh yeah, the moral high ground.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> So the moral of the story is, Central Pennsylvanians don't like Black people? Didn't we already learn this a couple of weeks ago?

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @Chamomiles Davis: Moral victories don't count in the BCS standings, do they?

They do if you're Notre Dame. How else do you think they keep getting into bowls?

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> I retract my repetitive comment, I missed it the first time glancing through the comments.

My apologies Combudsman

jabostick

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Isn't it just as racist that everyone reporting this story immediately interprets hoodlums and thugs to imply black people?

jabostick

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @twoeightnine: Michael Stonebreaker tried that during his tenure at ND.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> another excuse from Charlie, even though there's truth in it. Notre Dame doesn't take everyone who applies, we know that. But as mentioned, his recruiting classes have been top-notch according to the raters, so show me some wins, or get out.

Laser Guided

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @formerly Chief Wahoo: BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

the greates part is that - that is your single best/funniest comment ever!

hahaha welcome to the club!

one of me! one of me! one of me!

supermike5alive

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @twoeightnine: Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @supermike5alive:

[gawker.com]

by Chief Wahoo at 01:31 PM on 04/29/08 Reply * Connectedness Index: 290
They wouldn't have picked on her if she weren't such a curry-stinking oompaloompa-loking bitch.

I considered ChiefWahoo5Alive for my new name.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: I don't know... I could see a trick play where Joe Horn pretends like he's talking on his cell phone, only to sprint* past the defense and catch one for 6.

*Sprint = Trot in Joe's case

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> I don't think he could win with hoodlums and thugs, either. He'd probably piss them off too and they'd knife him (or at least I hope).

At least he had enough sense to recruit Golic's kids instead of Greenie's.

RonZookonRedBull

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Are all thugs automatically good at sports? Because I would totally pull off a carjacking to play for Steelers.

MyronCopacetic

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @westvillagegirl:
Also, it being a Catholic university, it kinda maybe has a reason for insisting upon a higher bar of moral conduct.

So how many children must you molest to get into such a fine Catholic institute, fit for a Catholic priest?

Also, when will the rebuilding effort end? 2020?

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Bill The Butcher: What'll it be, then? Loin or shank? Rib or chop?

Charlie Weis: Yes, please, with extra BBQ sauce.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @formerly Chief Wahoo: YOU GOT BANNED?!?!?!?!?!

link to the post?

supermike5alive

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> The alumni ate from chafing dishes, while Wies was served from a trough. (I don't care who yells at Will on the TV, I will not change the degrading, childish tone of my comments!!)

whodatmaninablacksedan

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> You idiots. Everyone knows last year was a rebuilding year. Who the fuck wins the show with a Freshman quarterback.

I think it's clear what Weis was talking about, and that's the exact reason some people hate Notre Dame. The fact is that ND DOESN"T take just anyone. You actually have to have a brain to join the team. ALso, it being a Catholic university, it kinda maybe has a reason for insisting upon a higher bar of moral conduct. I think it's kind of admirable for Weis to say that he cares more about creating a team of intelligent, moral than putting in any semi-literate nogoodnik. Notre Dame has a reputation to protect. And all the winning in the world can't buy you that kind of respect. Let's not forget that this is UNIVERSITY (whose product is the next leaders of society) not the NFL (whose only motive is to WIN, at all costs).

And, for the record, I did not go to ND.

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Fuck Jesus.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Well it's always possible that he could catch a tipped pass and run it in; but yeah it seems unlikely he'll complete one to an actual teammate.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: I thought I'd snap back some Vanilla Ice hit related joke but there are none.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @peytonloveskenny:
Oh, sure, you'll probably tell us the Klan has rallied in York next.

Oh?

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Shows you how complicated it is to learn the ND offense.

Sandburgh

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> This whole article wreaks of true journalism.
I demand gratuitous swearing and innapropriate pictures in my posts.

DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Discretion is not only the better part of valor, it's also the better part of not being a dick just because you can.

Michael Bertin

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @FThat: He's got some big shoes to fill, that's for sure. Hopefully he's already honing his pitbull breeding skills this offseason.

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: I hope they play "Ice Ice Baby" every time Ryan throws for a TD. Which may never happen, of course.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> At first I thought this was one of those "darkside of the lockerroom" posts, so I expected an enraged Weis to throw gravy all over a terrified young reporter and try to eat him.

starksgotejected

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> This wouldn't even be an issue if they had a minority coach...oh wait, nevermind.

BreakfastBourbon

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Chad Kroeger convicted of drunk driving, prohibited from driving for one year. Still a shitty musician.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> I can't wait for the end of the Charlie Weis era. Every Saturday has gotten worse since the Thanksgiving-float version of Isiah Thomas took over the Golden Domers.

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> I don't see what Weis's point is. ND has had Top 10 recruiting classes (if you beleive the scouts/rivals of the world) for the past 3 years. He has no problem whatsoever in bringing in highly regarded talent, thuggish or not. His problem is not his inability to bring in talent, his problem is his inability to develop and coach talent.
That and the whole being fat thing.

ringitupwiththedongtea

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Either Weis is saying that Holtz, Parseghian & Devine used thugs & hoodlums to win, or he's saying that all the talk of ND's oh-so-high standards is BS, i.e., he could get thugs & hoodlums, he just magnanimously chooses not to. Either way, he's still a fat delicate genius EPIC FAIL.

illiniowl

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @Stev D: Even ones from Omaha, Nebraska? 311 is gonna be pissed.

Greek McPapadopoulos

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> So he can only recruit whities from Allentown, PA. Got it.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Well, Matt Ryan is looking to pick up from where Michael Vick left off, so in a sense yeah.

alftime

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @formerly Chief Wahoo: I picture the scene going something like this:

Gawker (to Chief Wahoo): I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your badge and tomahawk. You've been placed on administrative leave.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @formerly Chief Wahoo: I have curry-stinking oompaloompa looking bitch friends!

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @Stev D: In other news, all Toasters have been banned from the Notre Dame campus

Yinka Double Dare

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> He also said that he won't be admitting any Rude Boys. So don't look for any Skanking trophies either, Notre Dame fans.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado:
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @The Gizmo from Pismo: I believe your comment was meant for the "things to do on drugs" thread.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> To quote his baseball highness "Boog".

"That big fat tub of Goo."

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Charlie Weis believes that hoodlums and thugs are: a)better athletes and b) more coachable. Corey Dillon would agree.

WiserTime

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @FThat: Don't try to tell me Matt Ryan isn't a gangsta rapper.

They do call him Matty Ice, right?

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @G.G.:


+ Watch video

LosOsosdeChicago

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @Secret Identity: I deserved it. I'm just too much of an idiot, whiskey-stinking donkey irishman for my own good sometimes.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Hm. after all this time, i would still enthusiastically jump Jacobsen.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> "Fighting Irish" < Hoodlums & Thugs

?????

G.G.

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> i'd rather go up the street to the shriner's hall:
welcome sports bloggers and neil diamond

MenaceIISobriety

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @FThat:

And those hoodlum MSU Spartans...

/never mind

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> I'm white, Irish and catholic. Also, it has been pointed out by some (haters) that I'm a hoodlum and a thug. I could've easily been admitted to Notre Dame, but sincerely doubt I could help Charlie at this point.

jsavimbi

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @formerly Chief Wahoo:

Always weird to have to come back to Deadspin as a different version of yourself, however slight.

Not that I would know anything about that.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> But has anyone actually seen Hoodlum It was terrible! What was Tim Roth thinking?

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Just weak effort; Buzz would've dropped the N word 10 times in this piece.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Notre Dame will festoon their bed chamber with your guts! They will paint Paradise Square with your blood! TWO COATS!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Case in point - those thugs and hoodlums over at Boston College who have beaten Notre Dame 5 straight times.

alftime

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> It's just the belvedere talking.

/Jacobsoned

7-8 Deville

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Is it racist if I assume that you would assume that I would assume that "hoodlums" refers to black people?

Or is it more racist if I assume the opposite? And also, what is the opposite? Because I have no idea.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @Sid Bream Was Out: as well as a serious drinker, and had drugs been around in his time he would have done them too.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @formerly Chief Wahoo: How is that statement remotely racist?

I mean, she is, right?

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @Arriaga_II: 'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eating machine!

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @LosOsosdeChicago: +1

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @strong like bull smart like tractor: Weiss did admit to planning on recruiting a few rough tumblers for next season.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @MeanMachine: They were hittin' every open hole.

Jankie

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> This post did not evoke the moment the way WC Heinz would have. So fuck you, Balls.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> The Gipper was a chronic gambler.

Sid Bream Was Out

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Mrs. Weis, can you tell us what really happened after the Notre Dame benefit dinner?

"We drove around until 3am looking for another all-you-can-eat fish restaurant.

And after that?"

We went fishing.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: I should have refreshed, no?

+10 superdelegates to you, Profe.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @BigTenObsession: Some people have no sense of humor about being called a curry-stinking oompaloompa looking bitch, you know? In my family that's considered a compliment.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @Badclown: Their seamen were really pouring through the line!

MeanMachine

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @Rob Iracane: Shut up, Guinea.

/not racially transcendent

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> "hoodlum?" When did Weis give this speech, 1954??

strong like bull smart like tractor

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> I actually read that as "One thing that was brought up on the Best Damn Sports Show last night prior to Will's segment was a quote made last week from FORMER Notre Dame head coach Charlie Weis." and amazingly it took me 5 minutes to make sure I misread it. It was like the idea of him being shit canned seemed like something that should have happened.

I'd love to see Ty Willingham say "I could win with a bunch of choir boys & trust fund preppies but I won't do it that way." Just to keep up the parallel of him and Weis' exactly the same results at Notre Dame and their polar opposite treatment.

Thundercracker

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @Greek McPapadopoulos: Strike tags don't work? Poppycock!

Greek McPapadopoulos

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @Carlton_Whitfield:
We're like the Yankees to some people, only we don't win.

When you're under .500, you can't say that.

Greek McPapadopoulos

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]>

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @formerly Chief Wahoo:

it's just a good thing that Weis didn't make any comments about Indians/Pakistanis

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> The US Naval Academy would have never beat ND last year without all those hoodlums and thugs they recruit.

Badclown

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @A Pimp Named DaveR: It makes me "don't be a total dick to people on Gawker" Chief Wahoo.

Gracias.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> If the sentiment was meant to have racial undertones, I'm sure it was just to appease the latent racism in central PA.

/Grew up an hour north of Gettysburg

PantsUnknown

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Enough with the HVAC supervisor. What does the guy with the associates degree in gun repair have to say?

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @Rob Iracane: You're right; we are.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> I'm pretty sure there are plenty of Irish alumni who'd look the other way if it meant winning a national championship, Coach. Moral victories don't count in the BCS standings, do they?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Dennis Erickson finds that statement despicable. The whole POINT is to win tomorrow.

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @DwayneBoweCoalition: Was that written by WC Heinz? Cos if not, then I have no idea what you're getting at

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> "The Notre Dame alums who live in this area are white."

And the rest of the area. I live in South Central PA and there are no black people anywhere.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Well, Penn State is loaded with Dead Rabbits, and they haven't won too much lately either.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> If Obama doesn't condemn this quote, I don't think he will make a good president.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> A) The statement isn't racist.
B) I'm a Notre Dame hater.
C) Weis shouldn't have to apologize for anything but his awful coaching and recruiting.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> We're like the Yankees to some people, only we don't win.
Fixed.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> winning by recruiting hoodlums and thugs would be like cheating. it would be like trying to lose weight by having all the fat vaccuumed out of you & then having your enourmous stomach stapled shut instead of just getting off your fucking ass and going to the gym.

some people just don't get it

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Wait, Notre Dame plays tomorrow?

MeanMachine

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Isn't it racist to assume that any comment about hoodlums and thugs is about black people?

LosOsosdeChicago

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> I'm going to interject here because I feel strongly about this.

I really think you're full of shit.

Yellow Tail Swine

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> In other news, Charlie Weis is still fat.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Any restaurant that welcome Charlie Weis clearly does not have a buffet or free refills, or they'd be broke before 8pm.

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Gangsters and thugs
Criminals and hoods
Some of my friends sell records, some of my friends sell drugs

MeanMachine

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Still losing: the buffet table.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> He went on to say that he was "white Irish Catholic" and that there back in the old days of New York City, people like him were considered hoodlums and thugs.

I still consider Irish people to be hoodlums and thugs.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> What did "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration" think of the comment?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Paul Hornung would like to have a word with Coach Weis.

Jankie

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> I'd make a pithy comment about Dana Jacobsen, but I don't want to put down my bottle of Grey Goose.

BradLee

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> OJ Simpson could land a blonde woman and kill her tomorrow.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Pot(belly) meet kettle.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> I support any story that has Gangs of New York references. I approve of the Daulerio.

DwayneBoweCoalition

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> @formerly Chief Wahoo: So does that make you Vice-Chief Wahoo? Lieutenant Wahoo? Deputy Wahoo?

(welcome back)

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> Or, he could recruit talent and win.

Tough call.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Can't Win On The Field, But Wins Off Of It]]> How is that statement even remotely racist?

formerly Chief Wahoo

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