<![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> Even as a Scouser, I was moved by what Frank Lampard was able to do in that situation.

But, make no mistake, he's still a fatass.

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]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: And as long as Rafa keeps his stinking rotational mitts off of our captain (NO, you may not have him, unless you want to give us Finnann, Crouchaldinho, AND Stevie Geez), that will not happen, as we'll always beat you by 2 goals or more. Enjoy our reject centerback Ridgewell though.

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> @being_sven: I'm sure Putin is working on it.

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]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> "You don't know what you're doing!"-Chelsea Fans

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]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> INBVISIBUL GIANT VACUUM

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]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> @kayceebk: Booooooooooo.

(We need a good intra-city rivalry, KCBK.)

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> I hope all those motherfuckers get Polonium posioning.

being_sven

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> Well, at least we'll get to see some of Rafa's youngsters the next couple matches.

/grasping at straws

I really picked the wrong week to "cut down on my drinking".

being_sven

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> Since the CL final is in Moscow and Abramovich has been described as Putin's "enforcer", is there any chance Chelsea won't win it? I mean, even if Man U scores more goals will they have any chance of making it out of the country alive? I sincerely hope not. Go Chelsea.

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]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> @The Joy of Cesc: Like I said; meteor to Moscow 08!

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> Look, there's Drogba diving again. And there's NOBODY around him!

Also, Riise needs to go die in hell as fiery as his crotch for his own goal.

@Dan Levy: Since Abramovich is a tribe member himself, this will be the first all-Jewish owned CL final, ever.

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]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> I have never, in my whole life, expected that I would be so keen for a Man Yoo victory.

The Joy of Cesc

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> Between Grant and Glazer, will Hirshey refer to Moscow as Anatevka when he writes about the CL final?

Delicious Pundit

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> @UkraineNotWeak:

Well, you definitely missed 'one of your own' and 'tribemember Malcom Glazer'

Referring to the Israeli twice might count, and complaining about lingering bursitis, or any ailment, is very Jewish.

Take it from me...

Dan Levy

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> Come on you METEOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR!

/can't wait till CL 2010, featuring Martin O'Neill's Aston Villa

/that's right I said it

/blatant homerism

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Also, the first letter of every other word spells out the 216-letter name of God.

Mr. Praline

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> @UkraineNotWeak: "Would you rate it a 7 or an 8?"

I think that's a veiled reference to Hanukkkah.

preciousroy

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> Jewish references in Hirshey's post:

circumcision
Mazel Tov
Promise Land
Member of my tribe
self hating Jew
Box of Matzo
Mensch

Did I miss any?







UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> @LingeringBursitis: seconded. Fuck off feast.

I'm still in mourning, and as a result shall drink even more tonight.

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]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> GO ON CHELS!!!

Dream come true.

I have been been critical of both Drogba and Grant in recent weeks, but credit where credit is due. I still think that Grant is very poor with tactical substitutions, but I cannot dispute that Chelsea played much more cohesive, positive football in the past two matches...and some of the credit must go to the manager for that.

On to Moscow. But, first things first... let's go win the premiership.

Absurd Hero

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> @FEAST: Don't make me Bissinger you, you little c*nt.

Those jokes are old! Wait for the tits and continue your mono-syllabic rise to the top!

LingeringBursitis

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> Wait, David Hirshey is a self-hating Jew?

Eight more and we've got a minion!!!

Dan Levy

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> @Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: Spent most of last night trying to snag a trip to Moscow, but I sold my soul when I got into law...I have nothing of value left that could fetch me a ticket.

As you, by your own admission, are in law, I'm going to suggest trying "money."

Tickenest

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> BUZZ APPROVAL RATINGS !
BUZZ APPROVAL RATINGS !

(slow clap...crowd joins chant)

BUZZ APPROVAL RATINGS !

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]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> @Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: I'm jealous that you were able to make that game. The best sporting event I've ever seen live was Liverpool-Chelsea at the Bridge in the 4th round of the '97-'98 FA Cup (which Chelsea went on to win for the first time in 28 years). Yesterday's game was for higher stakes, and just as good.

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]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> @Secret Identity: Man United is definitely the Yankees. I hate to compare Chelsea to the Red Sox, but what with all the bandwagon fans that showed up at the same time as Abramovich did, it's tough to argue.

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]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> @preciousroy: Me fail Enlish... ?

preciousroy

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> @BigTenObsession: I'm happy with just the Bridge.

Spent most of last night trying to snag a trip to Moscow, but I sold my soul when I got into law...I have nothing of value left that could fetch me a ticket.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> This made me giggle. I love the way Avram just skulks back into his crypt, covering his face.

+ Watch video

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]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> "I'm the last to admit when I'm wrong. " That statement is false and I am still don't believe Grant can lead the Blues to the Promise Land.

I'm pretty sure it was Drogba.

preciousroy

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> @Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price:

Congrats on the win - I'm extremely jealous that you were at the match. Before I die I hope to make it to the Emirates, Old Trafford, Anfield, and Stamford Bridge

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> You sound like you're from Lon-don!

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]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> That guy's going about supermanning hoes all wrong.

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]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> shoulda' been you, one-named soccer player.

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]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> Real Americans hate soccer.

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]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> Needs more trannys.

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]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> Chelsea and Liverpool that Uncle Avram could lead the Blues to the Promised Land - better known as Moscow.

First, last, and only time Moscow is considered the Promised Land.

Beautiful game through the pounding rain yesterday. Most fun I've had at a sporting event ever.

Mourinho is boarding a plane to Barca right now to take over that sinking ship.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> <![CDATA[Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram]]> So which team is the Yankees and which team is the Red Sox again?

Secret Identity

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