Notches On Roger Clemens' Bedpost Keep Surfacing - Deadspin Comments

Notches On Roger Clemens' Bedpost Keep Surfacing

hotdogwheel — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:32:32 EDT

If Biz Markie has taugh me anything, when a girl says a man is "just a friend", she's full of shit. They're boning in the dormitory.

hotdogwheel

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NYSportscene — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:33:57 EDT

Ol' Raj keeps stepping on his baby-maker. Only one short year ago, he was like the returning champion waving to the fans of the Evil Empire, and making "Goodness gracious" a familiar sound-bite on the Opie and Anthony Show. My, how the stupid and refuse-to-admit have fallen...

NYSportscene

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Sheepblog — Fri, 02 May 2008 09:37:02 EDT

He should change the first letter of all his kid's name to a "B" for blondes.

Sheepblog

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Beer-Fart — Fri, 02 May 2008 07:16:13 EDT

Steve Garvey is jealous of The Rocket's adultery skills.

Beer-Fart

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iantenna — Thu, 01 May 2008 19:06:39 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: i vote for the shooting into space one.

iantenna

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iantenna — Thu, 01 May 2008 19:03:22 EDT

@Mmole: /raging bull'd?

iantenna

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Convict78 — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:15:38 EDT

Um, that was supposed to read "theory about slumpbusters".

/smacks self for screwing up HTML

Convict78

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Convict78 — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:11:36 EDT

theory about, um, slumpbusters.

/slaps self in head for messing up HTML

Convict78

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Convict78 — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:09:46 EDT

Clemens doesn't have a "type"; he just subscribes to Mark Grace's theory about [www.outincenterfield.com]

Convict78

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Johnny LaRue — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:52:25 EDT

@spinachdip: Point taken. Tho Canseco--the self-anointed master of exaggeration--went to great lengths to paint RC as the crown prince of monogamy in Juiced.

Johnny LaRue

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spinachdip — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:47:31 EDT

@Johnny LaRue: To be fair, knowing what we know about the typical baseball player and if On The DL is to be believed, Clemens could have had a mistress in every American League city and still be the most faithful player in the majors.

spinachdip

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:47:06 EDT

@stealofthedraft: Although cockgate has a nice ring to it, I have to agree with you Rogergate it is. It's more gentle and I don't want to be lunked in with all those low-brow blog jugheads.

sidenote: I'd rather see kids reading this blog than watching the endless parade of mutilated dead bodies that appear EVERY NIGHT on CSI and all those other garbage homicide shows.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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Clare — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:42:32 EDT

@crazyjoedavola: You must be very proud, Mary!

Clare

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Johnny LaRue — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:38:57 EDT

Is Canseco's first book available online for cutting & pasting yet? I'd love to re-read the section about how Clemens was the most faithful athlete in all of baseball. That's looking almost as accurate now as Jose's claim that he could run a 3.8 forty and was the first Cuban-American to orbit the moon.

Johnny LaRue

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Johnny LaRue — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:33:33 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: definitely

Johnny LaRue

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stealofthedraft — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:32:41 EDT

@RachelRayIsTheDevil:
I prefer Rogergate.

stealofthedraft

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spinachdip — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:32:06 EDT

@Thundercracker: I don't understand why BangBros or Nastydollar or some other porn outfit hasn't capitalized on the butterface category. There's clearly a market for that.

spinachdip

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Juancho — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:28:42 EDT

@formerly Chief Wahoo: depends- is she blonde and a Monet?

Juancho

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Cinco Ocho — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:27:36 EDT

Got a little Rocket in you?

/captain morgan

Cinco Ocho

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Dread-Pirate-Dave-Roberts — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:26:37 EDT

@KevinNoMaas: So true, Barry has to be sitting back on his couch, thinking this is the greatest thing since the cream and the clear

Dread-Pirate-Dave-Roberts

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Dread-Pirate-Dave-Roberts — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:24:07 EDT

@RachelRayIsTheDevil:
I'll take the over as well. Given that Roger used K's for all his kid's names, and has proven his Raymond Babbitt-ness in the past, I'll say 21 for nostalgia's sake

Dread-Pirate-Dave-Roberts

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Thundercracker — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:22:55 EDT

me thinks roger has a thing for young-ish-middle aged blondes with T&A and not necessarily the nicest looking mugs

Thundercracker

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ReggieDunlop — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:19:20 EDT

@futuremrsrickankiel: I'll take that action. Everyone knows the smart money is on Chelsea Clinton.

ReggieDunlop

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KevinNoMaas — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:17:44 EDT

Roger is making Bonds look better and better every day. Bonds definitely had a better taste in women, that's for sure.

Oh my goodness gracious!

KevinNoMaas

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formerly Chief Wahoo — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:16:51 EDT

Ms. Wahoo is a big Yankee fan. Should I be looking for traces of rocket fuel?

formerly Chief Wahoo

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Juancho — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:16:27 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: "Just a little more honey, and I can set an ashtray on top!"

Juancho

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lavaughn — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:16:21 EDT

@Rob Iracane: And, oddly, the Marilyn Monroe one.

lavaughn

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:15:40 EDT

@ReggieDunlop: Yeah, I know it was Joey himself, but I was swinging for the Catwalk of Funny perched above the Deadspin. Looks like I missed again.

Jefferson Short Bus

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jabostick — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:15:17 EDT

Royger loves the butterface

jabostick

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:15:02 EDT

Re: Photo

"Ooh...I can feel it kicking!"

Weed Against Speed

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Juancho — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:14:31 EDT

@sir_pantsalot: I would like to walk into one of his restaurants wearing an eye-patch and carrying a harpoon, it would scare the hell out of him.

Juancho

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:14:09 EDT

@RachelRayIsTheDevil: Give me the over. I'm thinking 11. Of course, they will stop surfacing at the rate of three in four days, which is just a fucking shame.

Jefferson Short Bus

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ReggieDunlop — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:12:22 EDT

@Jefferson Short Bus: No, that was the other funny looking fat ass Dave Coulier. Although the idea that it could have been Clemens does put things into perspective.

ReggieDunlop

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sir_pantsalot — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:11:43 EDT

@Juancho: and the little fuzzy facial hair.

sir_pantsalot

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Rob Iracane — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:10:39 EDT

Clemens is in the Jimi Hendrix sex tape.

Rob Iracane

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Juancho — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:10:39 EDT

@racistmascot_inc:Well, Jose does on GawkerMedia, but Roger does with the WHO.

Juancho

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MeanMachine — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:10:30 EDT

Practically all mercy fucks. Jeeeeezus H, Rocket, couldn't you do any better?

MeanMachine

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:10:25 EDT

@Juancho:

Houston, we're ready for re-entry.

racistmascot_inc

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:09:32 EDT

Less than a week and three women surface in cockgate. Can we take a moment right now to set the over/under on how many women will emerge?

My gambling instincts tell me to set the line at 7.5.
Initially we could see money leaning heavily towards the under. On the other hand it could become vogue to admit you rode the rocket and unfaithful skanks from all over the land could emerge. I'll tentatively set the line at 7.5 and make a final decision tomorrow.

Even though you're all a bunch of nut scratching dipshits in your mom's basement, I'd still like to hear from you.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:09:14 EDT

So who has a higher "Connectedness" index, Clemens or josereyestheroof?

racistmascot_inc

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:08:53 EDT

I hate websense, but sometimes i really wish it would block urbandictionary. Anyone want an unopened Snickers bar?

crazyjoedavola

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MattinglysSideburns — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:08:42 EDT

The NYDN says that from "several sources," Clemens and Paulette Dean Daly carried on an affair

Those sources? Yup, you guessed it: Denny's waitresses.

MattinglysSideburns

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Juancho — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:07:52 EDT

Guys, it's easy- just think of Giada and Padma wrestling while covered in olive oil.

@sir_pantsalot: Well, in the right light...

@buttons: Yep.

Juancho

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futuremrsrickankiel — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:07:01 EDT

@futuremrsrickankiel: Koby, not Kobe, I think.

futuremrsrickankiel

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:06:39 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: knock them out of the park.

Brazil Thrill

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:06:21 EDT

The scene: Clemens at home watching a film on TNT (they know drama)

"...will have a long and prosperous career teaching typewriter maintenance at the Rocko Club O School for Women. Thank you for playing 'Should We Or Should We Not Follow The Advice Of The Galactically Stupid?'"

Clemens: [double take]

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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Juancho — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:05:40 EDT

@MitchKayak: It would explain so, so much. Well done. +1

Juancho

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buttons — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:05:09 EDT

Looks like Nibbles got a good Rogering, too.

/damned hamster

buttons

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Juancho — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:04:34 EDT

@racistmascot_inc: He probably counts down when he's about to...

Oh God. I need some Pepto.

Juancho

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Chaunceyshammy — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:04:23 EDT

and you he's just a friend...and you say he's just a friend

Chaunceyshammy

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McNutty — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:04:04 EDT

I just hope Brutus the Barber Beefcake beats the shit out of him.

McNutty

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sir_pantsalot — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:02:57 EDT

From the lookers he is pulling in it looks like Mario Batali might not be out of the question either.

sir_pantsalot

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:02:42 EDT

@Sucko-T: You better delete that post before Suss has a chance to read it. He's the ace of puns around here, everyone else just watches him know them out of the park.

Brazil Thrill

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suntastic — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:01:54 EDT

Wilt Chamberlain + Gomer Pyle = Roger Clemens

suntastic

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futuremrsrickankiel — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:01:52 EDT

Wow. The parallels with the Clinton scandal are uncanny.

In fact, I will put good money on a bet that Roger Clemens at one point penetrated Hillary Clinton. It would just represent this whole thing coming together in the Circle of Life.

"Look, Kobe! Everything the light touches... I've fucked it."

futuremrsrickankiel

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ReggieDunlop — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:01:29 EDT

@MitchKayak: The Rocket did not sleep with the Sports Gal. He, J Bug, and Stoner just spaced docked her.

ReggieDunlop

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Yellow Tail Swine — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:01:19 EDT

@shea_guevara: Maybe she's into it.

Yellow Tail Swine

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:01:12 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Probably during the height of Who's the Boss' popularity

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:00:46 EDT

Roger nailed all four Golden Girls during a memorable Hollywood spree.

UkraineNotWeak

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I Party With 33765-183 — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:00:36 EDT

But what does Brutus the Barber Beefcake think?

I Party With 33765-183

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Matt_T — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:00:28 EDT

@shea_guevara: +1 ya'll

Matt_T

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:59:55 EDT

@shea_guevara: Perhaps a Porsche Cayenne in the driveway as well?

crazyjoedavola

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MyronCopacetic — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:59:53 EDT

The Rocket doesn't exactly have a "type" does he?

So what you will about Ronaldo. The man is consistent.

MyronCopacetic

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:59:34 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: if not, it's just because he's lazy

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

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formerly Chief Wahoo — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:59:14 EDT

Unlike the buffet table, this is where it's possible to get Daly's leftovers.

formerly Chief Wahoo

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shea_guevara — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:58:47 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: It would actually make it more impressive, considering that steroids will shrink your nads to the size of chick peas.

shea_guevara

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Suss-- — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:58:42 EDT

Wait, wait, is his lawyer's name Rusty Hard-on?

Oh, it isn't?

That's not funny then.

Suss--

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Secret Identity — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:58:10 EDT

I'm guessing Roger probably had backstage passes to every Wilson Phillips concert in the Boston area.

Secret Identity

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Sucko-T — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:58:06 EDT

Another curve ball for Roger, seems like everything's going afoul for him now. I always thought of Roger as only a pitcher but I guess he could really play the field. Doesn't seem like he got anyone out of his league though.

I wonder if he's touched base with his lawyers yet. I'm sure they'll find some way to pitch this to the media. Maybe Roger will come out all choked up. It's truly the end of an ERA folks.

Sucko-T

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:58:03 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Yeah, but it was during the second season of Who's the Boss? so that's ancient history.

Weed Against Speed

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buttons — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:58:02 EDT

@How do you spell retard?: Aw, c'mon, Nigella might be into it too.

buttons

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shea_guevara — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:57:45 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: I'm not sure which is worse, but I do know that the collective mental images I now have will ensure that I'm boner-free for at least a week.

shea_guevara

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:57:26 EDT

She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig.

crazyjoedavola

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MDT — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:57:18 EDT

So what you're telling me is that this Clemens-signed training bra I bought off eBay might be worth something? Score!

MDT

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:56:47 EDT

One of those notches has to be Alyssa Milano, right?

UkraineNotWeak

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HebrewHammer — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:56:21 EDT

So Clemens, does the carpet match the drapes

HebrewHammer

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buttons — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:56:18 EDT

@shea_guevara: Well, her knowing is one thing. The whole goddamned world knowing is a different ball o' wax.

buttons

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How do you spell retard? — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:56:09 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Do not mention the phrase 'went anal' and a Food Network hostess unless it's Giada.

How do you spell retard?

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:56:08 EDT

If Roger Clemens breaks Wilt Chamberlain's record, should there be an asterisk next to it because of the steroids allegations?

Clemens: 2,456*
Chamberlain: 2,000

Brazil Thrill

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:55:44 EDT

Clemens has buried his bone in more trash than a junkyard dog.

Booyah!

Weed Against Speed

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:55:43 EDT

@Suss--:

But to be fair, you did do it for a letter of recommendation.

UkraineNotWeak

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koivutoakill — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:55:32 EDT

The man's got a type.

koivutoakill

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McCroskey — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:55:23 EDT

@shea_guevara: Dear god, man! Must think happy thoughts. Giada...Giada...Giada

McCroskey

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How do you spell retard? — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:55:14 EDT

@shea_guevara: When did Roger fuck an amputee?

How do you spell retard?

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:55:03 EDT

Clemens is the guy Alanis Morissette was singing to in "You Oughta Know".

Jefferson Short Bus

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Camp Tiger Claw — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:55:01 EDT

McCreadie... John Daly's ex....

I think the next logical revelation will be that he fucked Mickey Mantle.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Chaunceyshammy — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:54:42 EDT

if she has blond stringy hair and a penchant for dating fat athletes, Roger nailed her

Chaunceyshammy

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cromartie — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:54:30 EDT

Finally, one worth screwing. Three tries for the guy to get it right.

cromartie

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:54:28 EDT

@shea_guevara: No, but he went anal on the Barefoot Contessa.

Weed Against Speed

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How do you spell retard? — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:53:46 EDT

@The Teufel Shuffle: Daly has more of a 'fat cape'.

How do you spell retard?

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shea_guevara — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:53:41 EDT

@buttons: You're assuming Mrs. Clemens knew nothing about all this stuff. I'd say it's more likely she went the Carmela Soprano route: pretend everything's okay, get some new jewelry every few months.

shea_guevara

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buttons — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:53:38 EDT

@shea_guevara: /reaching for the mind bleach

buttons

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FEAST — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:53:25 EDT

I've been pimpin since been pimpin, since been pimpin

/how high

FEAST

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:53:24 EDT

Clemens was definitely pitching for the wrong team in the 86 World Series. He definitely would've fit in in the Met clubhouse.

UkraineNotWeak

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Bunkie Perkins — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:53:20 EDT

A magical whore trailer? Tell me more.

Bunkie Perkins

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:52:54 EDT

@Juancho:

Do you think he calls it "the Rocket"?

Because I think I would. Just saying.

racistmascot_inc

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MitchKayak — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:52:52 EDT

I really really hope he slept with the Sports Gal.

MitchKayak

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shea_guevara — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:52:26 EDT

At least it was Paulette Dean and not Paula Dean.

Please tell me Roger Clemens did not fuck Paula Dean.

shea_guevara

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Suss-- — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:52:15 EDT

Okay. Fine.

I gave Roger Clemens a handjob in 2003.

Suss--

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buttons — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:51:43 EDT

This is going to be the mother of all divorce cases.

Strahan's wife is gonna be pissed.

buttons

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CatInThePants — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:51:23 EDT

Whats the over/under on some ex-husband/boyfriend jacking up the Rocket?

CatInThePants

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SlickBomb — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:51:18 EDT

No mention of Wilt the Stilt? C'mon, Balls.

SlickBomb

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Deadspin — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:50:57 EDT

No wonder Clemens had to keep coming out of retirement. A harem won't pay for itself.

Deadspin

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the earl of weaver — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:50:54 EDT

This just in: Clemens had an affair with Don Mattingly's wife.

the earl of weaver

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Mmole — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:50:39 EDT

Let's cut to the chase here. Did he fuck my wife or not?

Mmole

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:50:27 EDT

Baseball players cheating on their wives? I am shocked, shocked at this kind of behavior!

racistmascot_inc

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The Teufel Shuffle — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:49:48 EDT

Woman's got a thing for lovehandles, clearly.

The Teufel Shuffle

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Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:49:47 EDT

I nail white trash faster than you drive.

Doyle McPoyle

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Juancho — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:49:41 EDT

"...one of the other women who may or may not have had the Rocket inside them..."

Thanks, Balls- I will now not be sleeping for a week.

Juancho

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LitiGRRL30 — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:49:38 EDT

Headline + image made me think there was some Clemens-DALY hookup. And, that story deserves the nightmare fuel tag.

LitiGRRL30

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Afino — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:49:38 EDT

Nice tag, by the way, Balls.

Afino

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HernandezStache — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:49:12 EDT

This should do wonders for his "Brian McNamee defamed my otherwise perfect character" lawsuit.

HernandezStache

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Nacho Friendly — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:48:43 EDT

yes, Daly.

Nacho Friendly

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Afino — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:48:32 EDT

15 year olds? Fatties?

Come on Roger, if you're gonna cheat, do it right.

Afino