<![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats! - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats! - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Thu, 01 May 2008 21:21:40 EDT Thu, 01 May 2008 21:21:40 EDT http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5486994 @MDT: Am I the only one thinking Ian Mac Kaye is a douche? Read the liner-notes on 20 Years of Dischord, with special attention to his remarks about label co-founder/co-holder & Teen Idles/Minor Threat bandmate Jeff Nelson (not the pitcher). Ian is a first-class ass... But if, in my yearly sojourn to Bernie [last name redacted]'s house for my rotisserie baseball draft, I were to encounter Ian somewhere in Mt. Pleasant, I'd gush. Then reverse field & mock his choice in sweat-pants when Fugazi played Milwaukee in Nov '98.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:386177:c5486994 Thu, 01 May 2008 21:21:40 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5485702 That ditty is a crime against humanity. Not to mention the backup singers. Piss poor song, piss poor team, first rate stadium. That's so DC.

SpiroAgnewsGhost

]]> 11:386177:c5485702 Thu, 01 May 2008 19:28:06 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5482929 I'm the only one who likes that? Really?

Nationalcoholic

]]> 11:386177:c5482929 Thu, 01 May 2008 16:59:06 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5481349 @Civil Negligence:

Ask and ye shall recieve.

Dan Levy

]]> 11:386177:c5481349 Thu, 01 May 2008 16:09:40 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5481037 The National's fantastic new theme song.

Sweet! The National is one of my favorite bands!

Captain Caveman

]]> 11:386177:c5481037 Thu, 01 May 2008 15:59:49 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5480676 @Bob Stoops's Pleated Pants: The
"surprise, surprise they wouldn't wanna watch
another uninnocent elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults"
line sums up the Washington Nationals this year.




FThat

]]> 11:386177:c5480676 Thu, 01 May 2008 15:46:20 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5480231 The misused apostrophe made me hope that the theme song was by The National. "Mistaken for Strangers" would be a good theme for Washington.

Bob Stoops's Pleated Pants

]]> 11:386177:c5480231 Thu, 01 May 2008 15:30:15 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5479566 If you play the Nats song backwards it is Dave Van Horn yelling "up up and away....Larry Walker has just won the 1994 World Series for the Montreal Expos."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> 11:386177:c5479566 Thu, 01 May 2008 15:09:12 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5479461 @Dieter: apparently before the Nats new stadium went it up, paying to cum was pretty common in that area of D.C.

throwbot

]]> 11:386177:c5479461 Thu, 01 May 2008 15:05:08 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5479368 Still better than any American Idol song...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:386177:c5479368 Thu, 01 May 2008 15:01:25 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5479041 @MDT: Hah! Nice. +1

the red colonial

]]> 11:386177:c5479041 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:49:05 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478995 @Civil Negligence: ♫ Never Gonna Give You Up ♫

7-8 Deville

]]> 11:386177:c5478995 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:47:57 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478966 That song needs Paul Anka's guarantee

SteveJeltzFan

]]> 11:386177:c5478966 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:47:13 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478962 @UkraineNotWeak:

He's the 3rd 3rd 5th assistant director, the one who gets paid to get everyone donuts.

The guy watching it all unfold before him until he gets eaten by that jackass beast in New York: Us.

The Braves are doing a good enough job of eating themselves, thank you.

Afino

]]> 11:386177:c5478962 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:47:07 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478882 I'm sick of you people and your drive-by comments. You really piss the shit out of me... HOLY FUCK, I'M PISSING SHIT!!! I'd better get to my urologist RIGHT NOW.

Um, just remember all that stuff I said about you people being idiots and such. I'll be right back; pray for me!

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:386177:c5478882 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:45:00 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478866 @throwbot: or "Pay to Cum"?

Dieter

]]> 11:386177:c5478866 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:44:34 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478797 @Camp Tiger Claw: Wow. +1

StuScott Booyahs

]]> 11:386177:c5478797 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:42:34 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478793 @ArkansasFred: I have not encountered that would be so improved by 'shrooms since the originnal Toy Story.

Dieter

]]> 11:386177:c5478793 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:42:24 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478764 The Nats should have gone with "Banned in D.C."

throwbot

]]> 11:386177:c5478764 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:41:40 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478734 /listens to "Nuts About The Nats"

I don't feel so good...

/shits pants
//explodes

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:386177:c5478734 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:40:40 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478687 I'm holding out for the Fugazi remix.

MDT

]]> 11:386177:c5478687 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:39:24 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478580 "Nuts About The Nats" beat out Lasting Milledge's in-house effort "Nuts Up In Your Fucking Eye Shadow."

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:386177:c5478580 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:35:34 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478522 If Derek Jeter isn't starting the All Star Game, I'm shredding my FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR TICKET.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:386177:c5478522 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:33:35 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478509 Needs more piccolo trills. Queers.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:386177:c5478509 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:33:09 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478401 Holy shit. I'm going to listen to that song on mushrooms and God help everyone.

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:386177:c5478401 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:29:47 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478378 I thought Mike Hampton was the guy who appears in the credits but who's scenes were all left on the cutting room floor.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:386177:c5478378 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:28:55 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478372 Meet the Nats!
Come on out and greet the Nats!

Epic fail, indeed.

Dieter

]]> 11:386177:c5478372 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:28:35 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478347 Will the Yankees have no starters for the last All-Star game at Yankee Stadium?

God willing...

GreatOdensRaven

]]> 11:386177:c5478347 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:27:50 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478336 I would rather get Rick Rolled than hear that Nats song at the new stadium.

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:386177:c5478336 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:27:40 EDT <![CDATA[Nuts About The Nats!]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478327 Er, couldn't Wang end up starting that game??

Dave J.

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