<![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @Yostal: Stayed up and enjoyed every minute of it. Because, in the back of my mind, anyway, it's all downhill from here.

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Those kids were only fighting gravity. And losing. Badly.

Ministry of Silly Walkoffs

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> I don't know where you keep finding these picks of hot chicks, but I'ma keep yessing them till a pic of Kathy Bates shows up.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @Robert Barone's Dog: See my avatar...

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> can i get a ruling? I rooted against the Avs the entire playoffs and received much joy from them getting crushed PURELY because they were a recent ex-girlfriend's favorite team. is this a valid reason to root against a team? is it pathetic how much happiness i got out of this?

(actually maybe just answer the first question.)

SideAngleSide

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @Al Czerviks Ride: Somewhere, as in inside his jersey while he turtles?

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]>

Jessica Schmessica !

[www.flickr.com]

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Itty bitty kids in Islander jerseys............My favorite youtube vid EVER.....

Jagr rules!!!!!!

BeachLover

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> And I thought the Av's were owned by Detroit during the regular season. Jeez.

Robert Barone’s Dog

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @HernandezStache: Our circle of friends have redid the Catholic Gospels to the mighty ducks movies.

"When they redid the boundaries, they moved it to the River Jordan,"

"That means,"

"That's right, Banks is a Jew"

---
"I'm not working nights and weekends so my kid can get his hands nailed to a cross,"

---

and such

/acknowledges he's going to hell

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Thanks Detroit. 4 games of heavy drinking was killing me, thanks for ending it.

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Lenoc, you're starting to....ADMIRE the Wings?

I'm sorry son, but we're going to have to banish you from the city now. Can you please climb up on this horse so we can lead you away in shame?

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

BradLee

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Malkin reminds me of one of those goons from Iceland in the Mighty Ducks movies. Crosby is like Adam Banks too. Tom Renney is no Gordon Bombay though.

HernandezStache

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Will you do me just one favour coach?
The game tonight, I'm gonna be watching so could you...make it so I don't have cancer?

Old Gregg

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Avs fans: quit whining about being shorthanded due to injured players. Start whining about being shorthanded due to inept goaltending.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> I'd like to make spinach dip in her loaf of sourdough bread.

Wait, does that make me gay?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @Jefferson Short Bus: You get grilled cheese for breakfast? Lucky!

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @Jefferson Short Bus: Breakfast is overrated.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> There is an Emeril "BAM!" joke in here somewhere, but I can't seem to find it.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @Chamomiles Davis: Way to ruin my breakfast, guy.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @Clare: The 1976 King Kong remake...the one with the giant foam rubber finger.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @Clare: King Kong.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> That clip brings back fond memories of Pee-Wee hockey games.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> So do we get to see what she does with the vegetables on Monday?

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @Clare: Either King Kong, or my vast repository of wet dreams.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Somewhere, a tear is rolling down the cheek of Claude Lemieux.

/just kidding, he has no tears.
//and he's locked up in Draper's basement

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> That Habs video features some of the worst foreign-language rapping I heard since "Rock Me Amadeus."

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Damn, Jessica Lange used to be a hot piece. What movie is that still from?!

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> How'd you get footage of my last men's league game?

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> The Avs didn't play defense during the regular season, why start now?

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @shea_guevara: "One Vag To Rule Them All."

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @RachelRayIsTheDevil: Yeah, but it's hard to follow a giant ape.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @HIV 2 Elway: Sam Kinison had a brilliant routine about not being able to distinguish between Dr. Ruth's vagina and "a really bad grilled cheese sandwich."

Good luck eating grilled cheese sandwiches after that.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @formerly Chief Wahoo: Ketchup!

I feel bad for Avs fans. Not because their team lost, but because they now all realize they put their faith in a 90-year-old George Foreman against a UFC fighter.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Jessica? OH GOD YES ! Thems booobies real

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> What is written on that chef chick's toque? It looks like it should be on the inside of Frodo's ring.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @Secret Identity:

We'll need some details on this.

FredGarvin

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Oh God, yes.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> I've seen better penalty shots taken by the little twerps that play during intermission than whatever that was that Malkin tried.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @Afino: Great minds and all that.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @Chamomiles Davis: Suddenly I'm in the mood for a grilled cheese.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> and who knew that Armenian kids even played hockey?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> That is the winner of the best sport to watch while high.

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Malkin...moseyed up the ice and flipped a weak wrister right into Lundqvist's body.

For Soviet Russia penalty shot, puck shoots you!

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @Yostal: Plus, there's the Pistons, Tigers, and Red Wings hat trick.

/missed the Michigan area code sound off thread but is still reppin' the 248.

Bort

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Ah, poopchute and vintage Jessica Lange in one post. Nice!

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> It's so relieving to know the Rangers are leaving as soon as they get home. . .

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry:

[deadspin.com]

Obviously.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Holliweg should take a run at Malkin for kicking out Mara's skate like that...hopefully he can get a game misconduct in the process so he can't hurt them later on.

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Puck Force Five? Which one of you tells the corny joke every episode?

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> @Yostal:

Mario Lemieux's sampler pack >>>> Johan Franzen's sampler pack

Johan Franzen >>> Johan Santana

(only because of my hatred for all things Mets)

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> or stubbornly not willing to bend over and take it up the poopchute for the fourth game in a row

Hey, this is NY. Sometimes we take, sometimes we give.

/gay dick joke

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> I'd like to crème her brûlée.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> I, for one, am ready to welcome our Red-Winged overlords! If Crosby is Hockey Jesus...what does that make Franzen?

As far as the Lange quote, probably something like, "You want me smell your finger?"

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> It was my favorite kind of close out game, out of doubt very early. I probably should have gone to bed after the second.

Also amazing, both of Mule's Hat Tricks in the series were of the sampler pack variety (even strength, power play, and doing it for the shorties.)

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Man, airbrushing kicks ass. They even made that annoying British guy from Hell's Kitchen look bangable!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> You don't want any of Chris Simpson. Just trust me on this one.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Yes, yes, kids. (That's a 'no', unless you're Roger Clemens.)

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> And the kids in the Islanders jerseys showed more fight in that clip than the real Islanders team did this season.

Charles Wang then signed the one with the ice walker to a 15-year contract.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Suddenly I'm in the mood to spoon.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Aight, it doesn't matter what Jessica Lange was saying. No one here would actually be listening...just watching...watching..

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[Facing Sweeps, Home Cooking Served New York Well. Colorado? Not So Much]]> Jose Theodore let in a squishy soft goal

I blame herpes.

Afino

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