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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Am I the only one who sees the similarities between Lenny and Will Leitch in 20 years?</P> <p><a href="http://www.oobgolf.com/golfers/kickntrue">ABrown</a></p>]]></description>
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<P>I remember this too, but I thought it was done during the first ever Wrigley night game.</P>
<P>/dick joke</P> <p><a href="http://jtb-whatsports.blogspot.com">FredGarvin</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>he resembles a church deacon with a lot of skeletons in his closet.</p> <p><a href="n/a">RachelRayIsTheDevil</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>just workin my toes on the mink rug<BR>press play on remote at the player's club</P>
<P>/rappin 4-tay'd</P></BR> <p><a href="http://www.gamedaythreads.com">Laser Guided</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P><B>Signs Your Financial Magazine May Not Be Successful</B></P>
<P>(1) It is named after a strip club.</P>
<P>(2) It involves Lenny Dykstra.</P>
<P>(3) See #1 and #2.</P> <p><a href="http://www.masshysteriasports.com">A Pimp Named DaveR</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5496781">Fawn Liebowitz</a>:  don' forget Imus is tight with Cramer, too.</p> <p>TigerWoodsHole</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>If I'm Lenny, I sue the maker of the "vitamins" he used to bulk up in '93 for causing the over 1,000 small strokes he has obviously suffered.</p> <p>TigerWoodsHole</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>First Eliot Spitzer, then Dykstra--</P>
<P>Its the "Close Friends of Jim Cramer" curse--who will it strike next?</P> <p><a href="http://CatchABeatRunninLikeRandyMoss.com">Fawn Liebowitz</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5496004">Billy Clyde Puckett</a>: Figure out a way to harness all these comments into a fast paced live tv show for CABLE  and you'd get rich beyond belief.</p> <p><a href="n/a">RachelRayIsTheDevil</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>See, look...seriously.</p>
<p>Even painting <i>commenters</i> with the same wide brush because some of them are profane (God knows we wouldn't want your sixteen year old to hear bad words on, say...Costas Now, would we, Buzz?) is ridiculous.</p>
<p>There's some serious comedy gold here. Quick. Clever. How can you not like this?</p> <p><a href="http://www.kenn.com">Billy Clyde Puckett</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Should have partnered with Mookie Wilson.</P> <p>Sandburgh</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p><i>Buzz Bissinger was nominated for a story about Barbaro.</i></p>
<p>Now it makes sense, clearly Buzz has a crazy cat lady fetish and going after his lady Dee has angered him.</p> <p><a href="http://n/a">Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Len is popularizing the golfball implanted in right cheek fad.  It fits.</p> <p><a href="n/a">RachelRayIsTheDevil</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5495119">MattinglysSideburns</a>: One can only wonder what the young Mattingly's Sideburns pup had said to the gentleman from Philadelphia.</p> <p><a href="n/a">RachelRayIsTheDevil</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5495155">Phony Gwynn</a>: I wasn't gonna say nothin', but yeah he does.</p> <p><a href="n/a">She Blinded Me With Violence</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>You know after he trims his eyebrows, Andy Rooney doesn't look so bad in that picture.</p> <p><a href="n/a">hockalees</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386514/amazingly-the-lenny-dykstra-success-story-has-hit-a-snag#c5495184">Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee</A>: Wow, he sounds like Ross Jeffries!</P> <p><a href="http://braincloudpictures.blogspot.com">Juancho</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5495283">shea_guevara</a>: Hans Gruber and Snape as Leitch?  Only if he has a Snidley Whiplash mustache he can twirl while cackling maniacally.</p> <p><a href="http://www.andreasatrium.com">Lady Andrea</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Jim Cramer and Lenny Dykstra informing people how to invest their money: I just can't see how this would fail.</p> <p><a href="http://fortressofpillows.blogspot.com">Chamomiles Davis</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386514/amazingly-the-lenny-dykstra-success-story-has-hit-a-snag#c5495269">RonZookonRedBull</A>: And yet I can get the <I>Robb Report</I> at a grocery store in a small Ohio town. Life is strange.</P> <p><a href="http://braincloudpictures.blogspot.com">Juancho</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5495129">Lady Andrea</a>: He's being fitted for a black t-shirt as we speak</p> <p><a href="n/a">McCroskey</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5494567">TattooedMess(iah)</a>: Whatever it was, it was awesome.</p>
<p>(The '93 Phillies were the first team I followed seriously.  I loved them.)</p> <p><a href="http://plunkchutley.wordpress.com">Clare</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386514/amazingly-the-lenny-dykstra-success-story-has-hit-a-snag#c5495198">David Hume</A>: Well, the Bissinger article was in <I>Vanity Fair</I>, which is the only magazine straights and gays can both acceptably keep on their coffee table.</P> <p><a href="http://braincloudpictures.blogspot.com">Juancho</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5495129">Lady Andrea</a>: They'd probably go with somebody foreign-y to make him seem un-American, like Alan Rickman.</p> <p><a href="n/a">shea_guevara</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Color me shocked, shocked I say, that there is not a wide subscriber base for a magazine for the millionaire professional athlete. Who knew?</P> <p><a href="n/a">RonZookonRedBull</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386514/amazingly-the-lenny-dykstra-success-story-has-hit-a-snag#c5494814">Weed Against Speed</A>: -1.</P> <p><a href="n/a">ghostsoftheSCupcountry</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5494744">Baudolino</a>: Bi-monthly means that it usually nails the boy months, but throws it in April occasionally, just so he's not gay.</p>
<p>Like Michael Stipe used to be.</p> <p><a href="n/a">David Hume</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>When I watched the HBO Real Sports segment on him, I was real impressed with his fuck you attitude.</P>
<P>Apparently not many other people are.</P> <p>JoeyBellesGPS</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5495057">shea_guevara</a>: I never trust anyone regardng my finances when they plagarize the movie Mr. Deeds.</p> <p><a href="n/a">GreatOdensRaven</a></p>]]></description>
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<P>I've never seen a more confusing twenty minutes of television.</P> <p><a href="http://">Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5494624">amorphous</a>: Darren Daulton from the year 1993 was the only subscriber.</p>
<p>Too bad Dykstra couldn't have gotten Herschel Walker to shell out for 10 subscriptions...</p> <p><a href="n/a">VTBen</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Also, does that picture make Dykstra look like Will after about 15 years and several thousand gin-and-tonics to anybody else?</p> <p><a href="http://www.andherecomethepretzels.blogspot.com">Phony Gwynn</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5495075">McCroskey</a>: @<a href="#c5495106">shea_guevara</a>: do you think they can get Spader to be the Evil Deadspin Basement-dweller Will Leitch, who leads the charge to infiltrate the message board?</p> <p><a href="http://www.andreasatrium.com">Lady Andrea</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5495003">Lady Andrea</a>: Anne Heche has gotta be a shoo-in for the Dee Mirich role.</p> <p><a href="n/a">shea_guevara</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5495003">Lady Andrea</a>: Only to be saved by a fan letter and crazy horse lady poem-writing campaign.</p> <p><a href="n/a">McCroskey</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>If you haven't seen it yet, and you have HBO On Demand, you owe it to yourself to watch the Real Sports w/Bryant Gumbel segment on Dykstra. It is EPIC.</p>
<p>Interviewer: Should investors listen to your advice?</p>
<p>Dykstra: Only if you like MONEY.</p> <p><a href="n/a">shea_guevara</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5494909">Yellow Tail Swine</a>: Thank god he's not blushing in that pic then.</p> <p><a href="n/a">SA</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>My absolute favorite baseball memory is from the late 80's when Dykstra played for the mets.  I was baked on the sofa  watching the Mets at the Cubs on a sunday afternoon.  While chasing a well hit ball Dykstra was crawling around on his hands and knees on the warning track trying to fish the ball out of the vines.  Bleacher bums literally drenched him with beer.  It just looked like the most humiliating thing in the world to be crawling around in the dirt with beer being poured over you.  I hated him and his tobacco brown teeth so it was very enjoyable.</p> <p><a href="n/a">RachelRayIsTheDevil</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Lenny's first mistake was the hiring of Pedro Guerrero as Editor-in-Chief.</P> <p>MattinglysSideburns</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Dykstra was never the sharpest knife in the drawer, but could play the game. PEDs definitely gave him that extra boost, but even as a skinny kid on the Mets, he had the moxy to make things happen. Too bad this thing never took off. You had to figure as much when you saw that 'Dude' was trying to put out a GQ for athletes. I can see the A-Rod types doing this, not a juiced up country-boy spittin' tobacco!</p> <p><a href="http://www.nysportscene.com">NYSportscene</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5494965">McCroskey</a>: I hear it got optioned by Universal.  I can't wait for the movie!!!  Then maybe they'll turn it into one of the best shows on TV that nobody watches.</p> <p><a href="http://www.andreasatrium.com">Lady Andrea</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Don't worry, Joe Carter's magazine is sure to be a bigger success.</P> <p><a href="n/a">Secret Identity</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Just to recap:<br>
Big Daddy Drew = Not clever<br>
1 millionth article about Barbaro = Clever</p>
<p>Got it, Buzz. Thanks.</p> <p><a href="n/a">McCroskey</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>this pisses the shit out of Bernie Goldberg.</P> <p>RowdyRoddyPeeper</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386514/amazingly-the-lenny-dykstra-success-story-has-hit-a-snag#c5494687">EditorOfTheDailyFaberian</A>: I'm convinced.</P> <p><a href="n/a">Stev D</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>If you think Buzz Bissinger's article on Barbaro will blow your mind, wait until you figure out that <a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117968254.html?categoryid=13&amp;cs=1">they're turning it into a movie</a>.</p> <p><a href="n/a">GreatOdensRaven</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm going to interject here, because I feel very strongly about this. Lenny Dykstra is really full of shit.</p>
<p>His face looks like an old fucking tampon.</p> <p><a href="http://www.woopig.net">Yellow Tail Swine</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5494844">preciousroy</a>: You aren't kidding!</p> <p>Baudolino</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>From Wikipedia: <BR>Billy Beane was interviewed and said that Dykstra was "perfectly designed, emotionally" to play baseball and that he had "no concept of failure."</P>
<P>Apparently he does, Billy.</P></BR> <p>SideAngleSide</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5494844">preciousroy</a>: I'd correct my grammatical mistake if it didn't undermine that fact that it proved the point I was trying to make.</p> <p><a href="http://kermittheblog.wordpress.com">preciousroy</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386514/amazingly-the-lenny-dykstra-success-story-has-hit-a-snag#c5494529">Stev D</A>: When you say soak you with exorbinent and unnecessary fees, does come with the complementary Skoal spittoon?</P> <p>Jews For Purple Jesus</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5494844">preciousroy</a>: <i>My brain is no officially inoperable for the rest of the day.</i></p>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>"And the Ellie goes to...(opens envelope)...Buh...Buh...that fuggin' guy who wrote the horse article. I gotta say, not to be mushy or a gay faggot, but I liked the article. Even though it was all gay and had all that stuff, what's it called? Written words?"</p> <p><a href="n/a">Bring Me The Head of Karim Garcia</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>"Buzz Bissinger was nominated for a story about Barbaro"</p>
<p>My brain is no officially inoperable for the rest of the day.</p> <p><a href="http://kermittheblog.wordpress.com">preciousroy</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Darren Daulton confirms this will not end well. And play 6, 4, 7 in the pick three.</P> <p><a href="http://">BradLee</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5494567">TattooedMess(iah)</a>: Don't forget they had Dale Murphy as well.</p>
<p>Poor Dale must have spent the whole year praying for Kruk.</p> <p>Randall Tex Cobb</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>"Personally, I think the magazine is well-written, thoughtful and (fuck! shit! piss! bitch!) entertaining. Piss!"</P>
<P>--Jim Eisenreich</P> <p><a href="http://meltyourfaceoff.net">Weed Against Speed</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>This is sad news. I was really looking forward to next month's issue featuring Kyle Orton's Whiskey selections for any occasion.</P> <p>CIALIS COOPER</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I can't wait for Bernard Goldberg's follow-up.</p> <p><a href="http://www.bitterfans.com/">Magnakai Haaskivi</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5494702">Slothrop</a>: If Telly Savalas is happy about anything now, it's being able to know who Lenny Dykstra is despite being dead for 14 years.</p> <p><a href="http://gowanusbaseball.blogspot.com">The Teufel Shuffle</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Great. Now Howard Johnson will never be able to get funding for his monthly aimed at motel managers.</p> <p><a href="http://meltyourfaceoff.wordpress.com">LeNoceur</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386514/amazingly-the-lenny-dykstra-success-story-has-hit-a-snag#c5494567">TattooedMess(iah)</A>: Those mullets screwed with their minds</P> <p>HebrewHammer</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Is that the bimonthly that means once every 2 months, or twice a month?</p>
<p>I hate that word.</p> <p>Baudolino</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386514/amazingly-the-lenny-dykstra-success-story-has-hit-a-snag#c5494624">amorphous</A>: he has already traveled ahead in time and read the next 58 issues.</P> <p>Paul Zuvella</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Dykstra wanted Canseco to write a column on negotiating skills, but Jose demanded twice the salary Lenny offered.</P> <p>Johnny LaRue</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5494624">amorphous</a>: And unfortunately, Dalton was worried about the prospects of the magazine past 2012.  It's all in his book <i>If They Only Knew</i>.</p> <p><a href="http://hooverstreetrag.blogspot.com">Yostal</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>This leaves "The Players Club," starring Ice Cube, Bernie Mac, Jamie Foxx, and Terrence Howard, as the most successful "The Players Club" in entertainment history.</p> <p><a href="http://www.andherecomethepretzels.blogspot.com">Phony Gwynn</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>at this point, I'm guessing Telly Savalas is pretty glad he gave up endorsing the Player's Club.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Slothrop</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5494567">TattooedMess(iah)</a>: I see you type faster than my eight words per minute.  (I will not finish typing this <i>post</i> until 4:27 pm today.)</p> <p><a href="n/a">amorphous</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386514/amazingly-the-lenny-dykstra-success-story-has-hit-a-snag#c5494512">ghostsoftheSCupcountry</A>: You obviously have not heard him describe his investment strategy. He invests in real estate "because it's real."</P>
<P>Who wouldn't give him all of their money?</P> <p>EditorOfTheDailyFaberian</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>"Buzz Bissinger was nominated for a story about Barbaro"</P>
<P>This is why Will "pisses the shit" out Buzz. Buzz enjoys being able to sit back and shovel shit to the dumbed down masses and still get a nice paycheck.</P> <p>sir_pantsalot</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386514/amazingly-the-lenny-dykstra-success-story-has-hit-a-snag#c5494510">Jefferson Short Bus</A>: Aaaand...match.</P> <p><a href="http://www.fiveforsmiting.blogspot.com">Senators Lost Cojones</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Lenny Dykstra: a modern-day Rube Waddell</P> <p><a href="http://">Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I have Juan Samuel handle my money.</P> <p>UkraineNotWeak</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Roger Clemens is pissed that The Players Club isn't a source of 15 year old booty for him during his retirement years.</p> <p><a href="http://gowanusbaseball.blogspot.com">The Teufel Shuffle</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I think the real source of Buzz's anger at Deadspin, Will, etc. is the entire treatment of Barbaro. It all makes sense now.</P>
<P>Buzz, care to print this out, then comment?</P> <p><a href="http://jtb-whatsports.blogspot.com">FredGarvin</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>-It's made <i>by</i> athletes <i>for</i> athletes.</p>
<p>-Oh, well then it's going to fucking fail miserably.</p> <p><a href="http://www.walkoffwalk.com">Camp Tiger Claw</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p><i>And, just to blow your mind, Buzz Bissinger was nominated for a story about Barbaro. He did not win.</i></p>
<p>And by the way, that wasn't fair, Leitch.</p> <p><a href="n/a">She Blinded Me With Violence</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386514/amazingly-the-lenny-dykstra-success-story-has-hit-a-snag#c5494567">TattooedMess(iah)</A>: Mitch Williams may have been the normal one. Scary!</P> <p><a href="http://braincloudpictures.blogspot.com">Juancho</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Darren Daulton was the only subscriber.</p> <p><a href="n/a">amorphous</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>He should've known something was bound to go wrong when he reached an agreement with Mitch Williams' publishing company.</P> <p><a href="http://">the earl of weaver</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>See kids? This is what happens when you hang out with John Kruk too often.</P> <p><a href="http://www.fiveforsmiting.blogspot.com">Senators Lost Cojones</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>No mention of <i>ESPN The Magazine</i> winning the "Most Now" award?</p> <p><a href="n/a">She Blinded Me With Violence</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>He should stop looking for miss new boody and spend more time on his magazine.</P> <p>jwaves2007</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Nice to see the doctors finally got Charlie Weis' stomach stapled properly</P> <p>BooyahKrkic</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P><I>The Players Club</I> has nothing on <I>The Player With Yourselves Club</I>.</P>
<P>I'm talkin' two-ply baby!</P> <p><a href="http://meltyourfaceoff.net">Weed Against Speed</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I knew that magazine was in trouble when Dykstra said it would be "like <I>Fortune</I> on 'roids, brah!".</P> <p><a href="http://www.sheaitaintso.com">Doyle McPoyle</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Between Dykstra and Daulton, what the hell was going on with that early 90's Phillies team?</p> <p><a href="http://www.tattooedmess.blogspot.com">TattooedMess(iah)</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>On information and belief, Buzz Bissinger fucks horses.</P> <p>Dan Daoust</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Lenny have you ever even READ the Wall Street Journal?! Oh, umm, you have, ahh, ok... well you're like Warren Buffet on Xanax!</P> <p>BooyahKrkic</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>"So where can the public get their hands on this amazing new magazine, Lenny?"<br>
    "They can't.  It's for athletes."<br>
"But I'm sure a few will want to see what's inside."<br>
    "They can't.  It's just for athletes."</p>
<p>Nails= marketing genius.  <br>
(and Shouldn't Daulerio have done this post?)</p> <p><a href="http://ontheDLpodcast.com">Dan Levy</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Once you've wowed your audience with the old "trust me with your money and don't worry about me soaking you with exorbinent and unnecessary fees" issue. Where do you go next?</P> <p><a href="n/a">Stev D</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P><I>He did not win</I>?</P>
<P>I think you're full of shit!!!</P> <p>sir_pantsalot</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>What's that Lenny? You want to buy a rabbit farm?</P>
<P>Who the Hell would give that roid-addled douche a buck for a coffee, much less go in "bidness" with him?</P>
<P>On the bright side, he does make Kruk feel like a super-genius by comparsion.</P> <p><a href="n/a">ghostsoftheSCupcountry</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p><i>Then, presenting the award for personal service, he boasted, "Next year, I'll be back up here, winning this award, because Nails never fails!"</i></p>
<p>Except when driving home from John Kruk's bachelor party.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Jefferson Short Bus</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>The Dude abides.  And then goes batshit crazy.</p> <p><a href="http://www.andreasatrium.com">Lady Andrea</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p><i>And, just to blow your mind, Buzz Bissinger was nominated for a story about Barbaro.</i></p>
<p>I was not even close to ready for that.</p> <p>Mr. Marinovich</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>That puff under his eye socket? The only spot where his snuff still gives him a buzz.</P> <p><a href="http://carpetbaggersblog.blogspot.com/">Arriaga_II</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Does he still own that car wash? I might be in the market for another.</P>
<P>/Charles Oakley'd</P> <p><a href="http://braincloudpictures.blogspot.com">Juancho</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>My story about Barbaro was vastly superior to your fucking clever commentary on this site.</P>
<P>I begrudgingly thank you for the acknowledement.</P> <p><a href="http://draftkevindurant.blogspot.com">"Buzz" Bissinger</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>um, dick joke?</P> <p><a href="n/a">blastitbiggs</a></p>]]></description>
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