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Take A Tour Of Pacman's Crib

NYSportscene — Fri, 02 May 2008 21:52:17 EDT

Maybe Pac cleared out all the one dollar bills, but did he look deep enough to not leave any sign of the following:

A- Business cards for a lawyer in every NFL city
B- Handcuff key
C- Mustard pack (to give a little flavor to the baloney and cheese sandwiches they serve in the can)
D- Emergency pack of cigarettes (to use as currency)

Of course, these items would only come in handy for young Adam if he continues to be a hinderance to the rest of the human race. Some say it can go either way. I say he will be worse for wear in Dallas - if he ever gets to play there. We shall see...

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Munsoned — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:45:49 EDT

post to see

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:28:57 EDT

Are there any WHITE GUYS with game rooms?

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7-8 Deville — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:16:47 EDT

Pac's house is perfect for this (57 seconds in):

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AkAggie — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:08:26 EDT

The 'Scarface'poster must be in the game room.

@McNutty: Yeah, but it's pushed in to make space for the tours.

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MenaceIISobriety — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:02:11 EDT

"be fully prepared to drink hella haterade, yo!"
[www.adultswim.com]

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Woody — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:00:08 EDT

He needs a rug. It would really tie the room together.

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Sheepblog — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:55:37 EDT

I hope the sofa is made of naugahyde for all the rain falling in there.

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MenaceIISobriety — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:55:02 EDT

not pictured: huge hanger for "tha world is yours"

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Laser Guided — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:50:20 EDT

i can only hope whenever he walked around his house, the noise from the game played over a speaker system.

(wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka)

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Arriaga_II — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:42:23 EDT

@superbryant88: Nah, that's on the 3rd floor. Photos available to serious bidders only.

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:38:19 EDT

I don't know what that elevated beam next to the barn is used for but I can certainly picture a dozen or so insurgents hanging from it.

Pac, you make MILLIONS of dollars dude. You don't have to buy your picture frames at Wal*Mart (F-Mart).

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superbryant — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:37:14 EDT

o wow i clicked the link expecting a jail cell......what a suprise

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DeepFriar — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:33:26 EDT

Ss that a framed invite to the Belvedere party?
Did Cheap Ass Flyers make that for him>

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stealofthedraft — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:25:20 EDT

Nice solar panels!
/Al Gore

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Evgeni Merkin — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:23:45 EDT

there, not their...dumbass. twice.

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Bluenatic — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:23:01 EDT

It's also interesting to note that nary a bookshelf was spotted while perusing these photos. I can only assume that means Pacman hasn't read W.C. Heinz.

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:22:32 EDT

He's hoping to get an offer from Grant Hill considering his extensive art collection.

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HIV 2 Elway — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:21:09 EDT

Solar panels!?! How progressive, Pacman.

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:20:57 EDT

@thetaxman: Correction: Peaches hangs out in the living room

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Clare — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:20:28 EDT

@Chamomiles Davis: Forget the house, $1.8 on the Main Line might get you an outbuilding, son.

Clare

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Evgeni Merkin — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:20:08 EDT

I would assume their are ample floor drains...you know, for the occassions when they make it rain in their.

/Crickets...
/Shows self out

Evgeni Merkin

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jsavimbi — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:19:56 EDT

You would have to tear down the house to restore any value to the property. To call it a tacky eyesore would be an insult to all tacky eyesores. And you know who you are.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:14:17 EDT

How far is this from the Kentucky Derby, may I ask?

/Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'd

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Bluenatic — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:12:47 EDT

Curious that there were no interior shots of those stables.

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Yostal — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:11:41 EDT

Mark Mangino's lawyers demand you take those pictures down.

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:09:02 EDT

@J-No: I was thinking more along the lines of "Designed to Sell".

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HebrewHammer — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:08:55 EDT

@thetaxman: +1

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:06:50 EDT

His dresser-drawer has 5 drawers: underwear, T-shirts, socks, tank tops, guns &clips.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:05:58 EDT

@Chamomiles Davis: I'm shocked at the fact it's only 3K sq. feet.

@BreakfastBourbon:He's been dead for years, right?

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Kccal — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:05:44 EDT

Does it have a built in wrestling ring?

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:05:09 EDT

Knock $1500 off the price and I'll take it off your hands right now.
do it.
do it.
do it.
now.
say yes in the next three seconds.
3
2
1
5
4
3
2
1
Do it.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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thetaxman — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:05:06 EDT

On the plus side, the kitchen comes stocked with cherries, pretzels, peaches, strawberries, apples, bananas...

/That's as far as I ever got.

thetaxman

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TomahawkFlop — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:04:38 EDT

Interesting choice of an indoor brick patio. Seems like the strippers would twist their ankles in theur heels on that.

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:03:52 EDT

@Signal to Noise: YEE-HAW!
I'll look, but I'm not buying unless it comes furnished.
And The Possum can borrow my lawn mower anytime.

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:02:28 EDT

By the way -- God damn! All of that property for $1.8 million? Around here (Main Line, PA) that much would get you the house... maybe.

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MeSoHornsby — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:02:24 EDT

I think the living room could use a few more windows.

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Afino — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:01:27 EDT

@Arriaga_II:

I think that's Ballpark Franks, not Hot Pockets.

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:01:15 EDT

Pacman is certainly an innovator in stripping poles.

[www.showcasebyagent.com]

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:00:52 EDT

Magazines laid out:

Juggs, Barely Legal, Guns & Ammo?

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petedmeatv — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:00:48 EDT

I think it's infinitely more entertaining to link directly to the houses website, simply for the URL Name.

www.30AcresAndaLake.com

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HebrewHammer — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:00:24 EDT

Isn't Pacman's Crib the newest arcade game from Midway Games?

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:59:04 EDT

Where does Pacman keep his collections of matches, shot glasses and coasters from various strip clubs?

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:58:50 EDT

I'll say one thing about Pacman's house: Ain't no WAY the Big Bad Wolf is blowing that motherfucker down.

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J-No — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:58:31 EDT

@McNutty: There is a baby's crib in one of the rooms.
@BreakfastBourbon:Best. Trading. Spaces. Evah.

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Clare — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:58:17 EDT

I'm looking to buy a place. I'll put in an offer if he promises to throw in the Crock-Pot.

[www.showcasebyagent.com]

Clare

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Arriaga_II — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:57:46 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Hunger get what hunger want? Apparently it's lunch time.

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PoppaPerk — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:57:30 EDT

How can uproxx purchase this for the KSK guys?

Cause it's one of the only ways it'd get closer to hell than what Josef Fritzi had going

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David Hume — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:57:30 EDT

Man, that sofa looks just about perfect to have 7 or 8 of your boys over, chillin, watching a game, passing the, uh... remote.

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:57:28 EDT

@TattooedMess(iah): that must be one big locker.

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Arriaga_II — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:56:58 EDT

@McNutty: Nah, that's a microwave embedded above the fireplace. Hot pockets don't cook themselves, ya know.

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:56:55 EDT

@UpstateUnderdog: that must be one big locker.

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:55:58 EDT

@McNutty: It's a custom made Hot Pockets oven.

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:55:46 EDT

@Phony Gwynn: reminds me of this:

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TattooedMess(iah) — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:55:45 EDT

@UpstateUnderdog: He and Tank are splitting a locker at the local Dallas gun club. It was cheaper that way.

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:54:48 EDT

Where's all the guns?

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McNutty — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:54:34 EDT

Ok, just below the mugshot/painting, out the window, is that some sort of children's playhouse? Please tell me children are not allowed at Pacman Jones' house.

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TattooedMess(iah) — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:54:14 EDT

To call the interior design "Spartan" would be generous.

I'm sure he uses all the extra hardwood floor square footage for ballroom dancing practice.

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:54:04 EDT

Where in the hell is the framed Scarface poster?

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PoppaPerk — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:53:54 EDT

If Bonnaroo had strippers, this would be the perfect locale... ya know, if the festival itself wasn't mostly nude anyways.

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Doyle McPoyle — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:53:51 EDT

Is that a unicycle next to the pinball machine in the games room?

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Al Tijuana — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:53:45 EDT

The fact that Pac Man Jones' bedroom is the same size as my entire apartment kind of depresses the hell out of me.

If you need me I'll be up on the roof.

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:53:42 EDT

Wade Phillips has been assigned to sell Pacman's house by Jerry Jones...because he is fucking crazy.

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:53:11 EDT

@Chad Sexington: But Pacman does sprinkle diamonds on his meals, because it's the most ballin thing he can do to his food and it makes his dookie twinkle.

Jews For Purple Jesus

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:52:31 EDT

You know what wipes easily off leather couches? Liquor.

Oh, and semen.

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Chad Sexington — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:52:25 EDT

Man, clear heels really did a number on the hardwood floor.

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BreakfastBourbon — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:52:22 EDT

Another plus: Country music legend George Jones would be your next door neighbor.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:50:59 EDT

That portrait really tied the room together, did it not?

She Blinded Me With Violence

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McCroskey — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:50:57 EDT

@GreatOdensRaven: In a square in the center of the house

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:50:31 EDT

Seriously... where is the custom Vette.

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ClueHeywood — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:50:15 EDT

All of the showers in the house are located in the living room.

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Clare — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:50:15 EDT

Does he have a artist's rendering of his mug shot above those French doors?

Clare

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Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:50:11 EDT

You know what this place could really use? A random da Vinci print sitting awkwardly in a dining room chair.
Oh, wait. [www.showcasebyagent.com]

Carlton_Whitfield

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:50:07 EDT

No indoor waterfall?

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LosOsosdeChicago — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:50:05 EDT

@GreatOdensRaven:

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Detective Bunk — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:49:59 EDT

@Jefferson Short Bus: Damn.

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Matt_T — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:49:21 EDT

How much for the portrait of Pacman. That would be lovely in my living room

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Detective Bunk — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:49:20 EDT

Not pictured: dog fighting ring in basement.

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Chad Sexington — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:48:55 EDT

Unless the house comes with a Tyrannosaurus egg in the 'fridge, I'm just not interested.

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EdFinnerty — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:48:50 EDT

Is that a painting of his mug shot on the wall?

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GreatOdensRaven — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:48:06 EDT

Where do Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde sleep?

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:47:38 EDT

Not pictured: the six-sided wrestling ring in the basement.

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Afino — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:46:59 EDT

Not pictured: Stripper poles, Pacman's garbage bag stash of ones.

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Juancho — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:46:20 EDT

No pole in the living room?

He needs a Feng Shui reading done.

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McNutty — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:46:13 EDT

Is that Michael Scott's plasma screen set into the wall above the fireplace?

McNutty