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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>So Marvin Harrison has more street cred than Chad Johnson who has never shot anyone EvAr!</p> <p>ceedat</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I don't know which is more shocking - that Harrison is allegedly involved, or that he's from Philly. Marv doesn't seem like the knuckle-dragging, grunting and drooling sort.</p>
<p>As for the thuggery angle, I think I'd be more inclined to believe that the Peyton Manning/United Way skit from SNL was legit before even concocting a scenario where MH was involved in a shooting.</p>
<p>And he owns a car wash and a bar? This could all set up nicely as the plot for a Snoop Dogg/Dr. Dre direct-to-dvd movie...</p> <p>c0dek</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>THE GUY WAS LEANING ON CARS !! It had to be done.</p> <p><a href="n/a">RachelRayIsTheDevil</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5503196">HugsFromHarold</a>: God knows we've seen enough assaults with Austrian weapons.</p> <p><a href="n/a">RachelRayIsTheDevil</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5502817">shtickless</a>:  +5 I don't give out 5's lightly jack.</p>
<p>/ Froot Loop spit</p> <p><a href="n/a">RachelRayIsTheDevil</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5507043">Adam B.</a>: i am forever in your debt for your factual certitude</p> <p>WILBON_08</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>always gotta be aware of the quiet ones---they'll get you</p> <p>WILBON_08</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>"shady area" of Philly?</P> <p><a href="n/a">blastitbiggs</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Marvin will still be a receiver; however, his job description will change IN JAIL.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Convict78</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I think Marvin's going to still be a receiver.  However, I think that's going to have a whole different meaning in jail.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Convict78</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>DID I STUTTER!?!?!?!</p> <p>G.G.</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>A WR in trouble in Philadelphia and it's not Terrell Owens? This is the most shocking thing I've heard all day! And I heard the end of the Atlanta-Boston game.</P> <p><a href="n/a">bj316</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20080502_Police_question_NFL_star_in_shooting.html">Correction</a>: shooting was at 25/Thompson; the club/bar is at 28th and Cambridge.  Inq now claims:<br>
</p><blockquote>Police sources told the Daily News that the shooting occurred Tuesday night outside a car detail shop Harrison owns at 25th and Thompson streets in North Philadelphia.
<p>Harrison was involved in argument with an unidentified man who was kicked out of Playmakers, the club he owns at 28th and Cambridge streets, about two weeks ago. The man, whose name is not being released, has been badgering Harrison since then, police sources said.</p>
<p>The conflict came to a head Tuesday night, when Harrison and the man were involved in a fistfight near the car detail shop. The physical confrontation ended with six gunshots being fired and the unidentified man suffering a gunshot wound to the hand.</p></blockquote> <p><a href="http://throwingthings.blogspot.com">Adam B.</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>First reaction: no way!<br>
Second reaction: why did I keep TO and trade Wayne from my keeper team?</p>
<p>(The bar's at 25th and Thompson, just north of Girard College.)</p> <p><a href="http://throwingthings.blogspot.com">Adam B.</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>That sound you hear is Reggie Wayne's inflating fantasy value.</p> <p>MoeGolden</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386767/marvin-harrison-really#c5502986">EddieRebel</A>:</P>
<P>so true, so true</P> <p>willyt9</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Not a good situation, at all. First off, the alleged victim will say through his mouthpiece (that's talk for his lawyer, in case you're not in 'the know') that Harrison provoked the situation by following him out of the establishment armed with a deadly weapon. Whatever caused the shooting will be blamed on Harrison because of that.</p>
<p>The other party could have pulled out a piece once he retreated to his car, but Harrison will be grilled because whatever the threat that may have been there at the time of the argument in the bar, the guy walked out and attempted to leave the location.</p>
<p>Obviously, the details have to be publicized before the situation can be viewed objectively, but on face value, this doesn't sound good for Harrison.</p> <p><a href="http://www.nysportscene.com">NYSportscene</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Stop making fun of him.</p> <p>Card_Chronicle</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Never trust a man with such a well trimmed mustache.  Or any mustache, for that matter.</p> <p><a href="n/a">drftjgoj</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>It almost certainly NOT 50mm bullets... Got a laugh out of that one. I think 40mm CANNON rounds weight several pounds, each. Almost certainly .50 caliber round, which is adequate for home defense, or even killing the odd polar bear that wanders into your tent.</P>
<P>Hell of a thing, killing a man- you take away everything he's got, and everything he was ever gonna' have...</P> <p>Bullet_Tooth_Tony</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Obama better denounce Harrison STAT if he wants to shore up this nomination.</p> <p><a href="http://www.sevenshovel.blogspot.com">Stay Away From Oprah</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>How far north is the bar?</p> <p>djjamestaylor</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Marvin Harrison with a revolver outside the bar? Dangit, I had Jeff Saturday with a wrench in the Conservatory.</P>
<P>I'm now expecting a story about Warrick Dunn hitting children with a SUV.</P> <p>ThePat</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386767/marvin-harrison-really#c5505041">byproxy</A>: When Harrison can't catch Vick's wild throws, who will Vick fans blame?</P> <p><a href="n/a">FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I'm betting this was somehow the result of some shady scheme dreamt up by Frank and Charlie gone bad.</P> <p><a href="http://beingsven.wordpress.com">being_sven</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5504430">sharknut</a>: Vick to Harrison will be legendary.</p> <p>byproxy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Great pic...here's the relative sizes of the pistol rounds:</P>
<P><A href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:CartridgeComparison.jpg">[en.wikipedia.org]</A></P> <p><a href="n/a">FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>In other words...we're not talking about a .50 BMG round. but the .50 AE round...</P>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Although the gun is rare and expensive, Peyton Manning is the company's spokesman</P> <p>Badclown</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386767/marvin-harrison-really#c5504035">Laser Guided</A>: Desert Eagle is a .50 handgun. Caliber is just the measurement of the bullet itself, not the cartridge et al. You're likely thinking of a .50 machine gun, which fires a longer cartridge (AKA a rifle round) as opposed to a shorter pistol cartridge.</P>
<P>I assure you that while a .50 handgun is big, a guy with massive hands...like an NFL WR...would have no problem holding one.</P> <p><a href="n/a">FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>So you're saying the Pacers are contagious?</P> <p><a href="n/a">FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>This goes through armor. And through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside...</P> <p>MyronCopacetic</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386767/marvin-harrison-really#c5503608">Bobby_Big_Wheel</A>: My vote is Donald Driver. Greg Jennings is a close second.</P>
<P>BONUS: Plenty of white people already dig 'em. Now, just to take it national.</P> <p><a href="n/a">josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>this can't be true.</p>
<p>he's so articulate.</p> <p><a href="http://www.steveohville.blogspot.com">Abe Froman</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>The warden seemed skeptical when Michael Vick told him he would PROMISE to win the Department of Corrections Super Bowl. Little did he know of his master plan to beat Louisiana State Pen to stop their 4 year run as champs.</P> <p>sharknut</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386767/marvin-harrison-really#c5503921">HIV 2 Elway</A>: Spoken like a true Arizona gun nut.</P> <p>ClueHeywood</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386767/marvin-harrison-really#c5504083">coconutpete</A>: No just fire a .50 caliber wildly before driving off to a car wash and throwing away the weapon in a bucket.</P> <p><a href="http://projectprospect.com">Adonis</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>does marvin harrison have to choke a bitch</p> <p>coconutpete</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386767/marvin-harrison-really#c5503921">HIV 2 Elway</A>: beat me there...</P> <p><a href="http://www.gamedaythreads.com">Laser Guided</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386767/marvin-harrison-really#c5503084">Crookednose</A>: i think he owns the carwash, not the bar</P>
<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386767/marvin-harrison-really#c5503412">Rickey_Fitts</A>: @<A href="http://deadspin.com/386767/marvin-harrison-really#c5503122">ClueHeywood</A>: i swear the first article i read said 50mm. that's almost two inches in diameter, which means it would be fired out of a tank, or my pants. caliber is x/100 in inches, and yes a 50 cal means serious business. something isn't adding up.</P> <p><a href="http://www.gamedaythreads.com">Laser Guided</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5503608">Bobby_Big_Wheel</a>: Reggie Wayne</p> <p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/138186840">Dieter</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... <BR>Written down the side of mine... <BR>Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!</P></BR></BR> <p><a href="http://projectprospect.com">Adonis</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5502817">shtickless</a>: +1</p> <p>LeagueofShadows</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hey James! It's your cousin Marvin, Marvin Harrison!  You know that new way to assault people you've been looking for?  Well listen to this!  <br>
*Puts cell phone on speaker while shooting barfly*</p> <p>Et Tu, Schrute?</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Fuck you, Nibbles.</p> <p><a href="http://www.steakoflife.blogspot.com">HIV 2 Elway</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386767/marvin-harrison-really#c5502842">Lady Andrea</A>: I'd say the more likely outcome is Manning and Wayne picking up Harrison and driving around with him in the backseat while having deep philosophical discussions, followed by Peyton accidentally blowing off his head and proclaiming "Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face!" They'd then go chill at Jeff Saturday's house and wait for the Wolf (Bill Polian) to arrive.</P> <p>WadeBoggsNeverWalkedAgain</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5503122">ClueHeywood</a>: Cal .50 does not equal 50mm.  A 5.56mm round is 2.23 cal.  Still, 50mm is no fucking around.<br>
/sad to know this</p> <p><a href="http://www.steakoflife.blogspot.com">HIV 2 Elway</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5503122">ClueHeywood</a>: Cal .50 does not mean 50mm.  A 5.56mm round is 2.23 cal.  Still 50mm is not fucking around.<br>
/sad that I know that</p> <p><a href="http://www.steakoflife.blogspot.com">HIV 2 Elway</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5502912">Doyle McPoyle</a>: <br>
ahhhh I feel terrible for laughing so hard at that. You're an evil man Doyle, with your hilarious sinister joke and your ultra great icon that captures the million dollar man in mid cackle.</p> <p><a href="http://kingcartoons.blogspot.com/">Thundercracker</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Who's going to be white people's favorite black receiver now? Whoever it is, they have to be hard working.</p> <p>Bobby_Big_Wheel</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>People talk about the biases against black athletes and how people take them into a negative light when things like this happen (thugs), but, as the title of this post suggests, I don't think I'm alone as I sit here thinking about all the possible excuses for Marvin Harrison.</p>
<p>apologies for subtly playing the race card...</p> <p>FrankTheTank</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5503181">Sherrill-Theory</a>: Marvin obviously hasn't watched the Wire.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Natrone Means Business</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5503191">A Pimp Named DaveR</a>: Matt Walsh just announced he has some information which may or may not pertain to Belichick's involvement in the matter. However, he would like the NFL, FBI, CIA, FEMA and Interpol to grant him immunity before he comes forward.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Brazil Thrill</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I wonder if Harrison's jersey number is a tribute to the neo-nazi gang of survivalists from whom he acquired his super-pistol.</p> <p><a href="n/a">The Joy of Cesc</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Marvin must be playing GTA IV too much.</P> <p><a href="http://www.theprp.com">Tony E</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386767/marvin-harrison-really#c5503180">finite_elephant</A>: Hey now, don't worry, nothing happened until Marvin was over 18!</P> <p><a href="http://www.sportsonmymind.com">MidwestCoastBias</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>No no no, Marvin, a boilermaker is a beer and a shot of whiskey, not a 50mm...</P> <p><a href="http://">Rickey_Fitts</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Should've been you, Bryan Fletcher</p> <p><a href="n/a">Werewolf Barmitzvah</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I'm shocked. I always thought Harrison was a straight shooter.</P> <p>Whitey Fisk</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Tell me more about this "young girl."<BR>
/K Malone</P></BR> <p>Jubilation T. Cornpone</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386767/marvin-harrison-really#c5503029">Little Lebowski Urban Achievers</A>: soaking the gun powder residue off the gun? If he were a pro, he might have refilled the clip and sent a wire brush down the barrel so as to change to makeup to show the spent rounds weren't fired from that weapon... just sayin'</P> <p>THE hoi polloi</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Those dolphins finally got him to snap.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Jefferson Short Bus</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Beanie Sigel put out another record already?</p> <p>elijah_dukes_mayonnaise</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>a custom made belgian gun? what does it look like a waffle?</P> <p>HugsFromHarold</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Gregggggg Easterbrook will find a way to blame:</P>
<P>(1) Belichick<BR>(2) The Jews<BR>(3) Why limit yourself to one or the other?</P></BR></BR> <p><a href="http://www.masshysteriasports.com">A Pimp Named DaveR</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Was I the only one who clicked "More" expecting to read "...also slept with Roger Clemens"?</P> <p><a href="n/a">finite_elephant</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>This is why you don't shoot people with custom-made Belgian handguns ... Stick to Glocks.</P> <p>Sherrill-Theory</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Is it news if it has the quadruple threat of "allegedly", "reportedly", "yet" and "slightly"?</p> <p>Silky John-STON!</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>This gives me the same feeling that I had when I saw Wayne Brady on the Chappelle Show.</P> <p>CIALIS COOPER</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>But did the victim catch the bullet or not?! It hit him right in the hand! <BR>/Peyton Manningized</P></BR> <p><a href="http://www.sportsonmymind.com">MidwestCoastBias</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>A .50 cal handgun? Apparently, the other guy was a rhino. Or a dinosaur.</P> <p>ClueHeywood</p>]]></description>
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<p>/sorry, wearing a retainer today =/</p> <p><a href="http://www.skool.us">RedRocket</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>The happy hour special was a Budweiser and a shot.</p> <p>blackheartededitor</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Things I can't picture:<BR>1. Marvin Harrison at a bar.<BR>2. Marvin Harrison owning a bar.<BR>3. Marvin Harrison yelling at anyone<BR>4. Marvin Harrison chasing down a guy and shooting him in broad daylight<BR>5. Marvin Harrison missing the guy with six shots and only connecting once.</P></BR></BR></BR></BR></BR> <p><a href="http://wickedgoodsports.com/author/cameron-martin/">Crookednose</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hmm, doesn't sound like "self defense" can be applied here, according to preliminary details...</p>
<p>I wonder what Roger "Thunder" Goodell will have to day about this...</p> <p><a href="http://www.skool.us">RedRocket</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>NO ONE calls Playmaker's hotwings "insufficiently spicy."   NO ONE.</p> <p>blackheartededitor</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>He hid the gun in a damn bucket. Did he have more shootings later that day and wanted to conveniently link the crimes? Too cheap to throw away a perfectly good gun? How sensible.</P> <p><a href="http://">Little Lebowski Urban Achievers</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Philadelphia: Colts wide receiver involved in shooting.</p>
<p>Pittsburgh: Steelers wide receiver punches (ex-)girlfriend in restaurant.</p>
<p>Wilkes-Barre: Baby Pens center gets drunk, loses bet, goes streaking down main street.</p>
<p>Not sayin', just sayin'.</p> <p><a href="http://legendofvinnyt.wordpress.com/">Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Police later found that their so-called source was stoned and pulled an all-nighter involving Madden and GTA IV.</p> <p><a href="http://">Dick Baguettes</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Is this where we call Marvin a fetus-faced windbag?</p> <p><a href="http://www.woopig.net">Yellow Tail Swine</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Fuck yo' laser, rocket arm...</p> <p><a href="http://www.deadonblog.com">pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Marvin Harrison's shootings are quiet and workmanlike. All class, that guy.</p> <p><a href="http://n/a">1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>This ain't gonna help Obama either.</p> <p><a href="n/a">EddieRebel</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>That's nothing, you should see the letters he's been sending to Uma Thurman.</P> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/chief_wahoo/">formerly Chief Wahoo</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P><B>This just in:</B> Marvin Harrison has been traded to the Eagles for a 2009 7th round conditional pick, and all charges hae now been dropped.</P> <p><a href="http://carpetbaggersblog.blogspot.com/">Arriaga_II</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I don't believe this. Flat-out. It's bullshit until I see him in cuffs.</p> <p><a href="n/a">DennyCrane</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>He seemed like a <i> nice, quiet </i> guy.</p> <p>That-Dude</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/386767/marvin-harrison-really#c5502842">Lady Andrea</A>: Super Bowl XLI was A FIREFIIIIIIGHT!!!</P> <p><a href="http://loljocks.blogspot.com">Grimey</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>So an NFL player is maybe involved in an off the field incident at a bar named after a show about NFL players getting involved in off the field incidents. Trippy stuff.</P> <p>Paul Zuvella</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>What's next? Tim Duncan bustin a cap in someone's ass?</P> <p>KevinNoMaas</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>5 pm is a little early for a bar shooting, no? Can we get some expert analysis from Pacman and Marvin Lewis?</P> <p>LosOsosdeChicago</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>It would be more of a shock if they said Marvin will be going in the middle of the field to catch passes. That would complete bullshit</P> <p>Triple B</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>North Philadelphia, born and raised.<BR>Shootin' up barfonts how I spent most of my days.</P></BR> <p><a href="n/a">Doyle McPoyle</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Rggie Wayne, Dallas Clark and Anthony Gonzales all implicated?</P> <p>HugsFromHarold</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>The Cincinnati's Bangles immediately contacted the Colts concerning a trade.</p> <p>7-8 Deville</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Look Marvin, there are more efficient ways to tell Tony Dungy you would like to be traded to Cincinnati.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Brazil Thrill</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Even if it occurred in Philly, this has to be Stephen Jackson's fault, right?</p> <p><a href="http://www.sjrugby.org">Fateric2000</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Peyton shoudn't have audibled. All that commotion before the gunshot crossed Marvin up.</P> <p><a href="http://meltyourfaceoff.net">Weed Against Speed</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5502781">ClueHeywood</a>: I think it's more like Dallas Clark and Peyton Manning are going to feel so woefully inadequate that they'll ban together, tattoo Veritas and Aequitas on their hands and go on a killing spree.</p> <p><a href="http://www.andreasatrium.com">Lady Andrea</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Seems a little sketchy? Fuck it, post it anyway!</P> <p>Proverbial</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>If he paid attention to the flailing arm signals, he would have seen that Peyton Manning was calling for the Shotgun instead.</p> <p>shtickless</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I didn't know they were calling for rain in Philly last night.</P> <p><a href="http://3toothminimum.blogspot.com/">Sheepblog</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Jayson Williams: Not impressed</P> <p>Sherrill-Theory</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Your move, Chris Henry.</P> <p>ClueHeywood</p>]]></description>
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